The Nineteenth Byte

Downgoat

3:01 AM

@Doorknob it's javascript. thanks

Easterly Irk

@MamaFunRoll Why is this the most disappointed language, not the most disapproving language? ಠ_ಠ

Zach Gates

> That's a lot of nuts. - Donald Trump

Easterly Irk

And we have a winner for the most disturbing quote when out of context!

Dennis

3 mins ago, by Downgoat

@Doorknob it's javascript. thanks

That one?

Easterly Irk

No.

The one just above mine.

Downgoat

3:09 AM

@Dennis ಠ_ಠ

Easterly Irk

Downgoat

how do I go to the begnning of the line in vim

Easterly Irk

Up arrow?

Optimizer

:q

8

Easterly Irk

Or right arrow.

@Optimizer ಠ_ಠ

Optimizer

3:15 AM

You might have to press Escape first

Easterly Irk

@Downgoat don't do it.

Downgoat

dont do what

Easterly Irk

Don't type :q.

Downgoat

@Optimizer I get "No write since last change (add ! to override)"

do I add !?

Optimizer

yes

Mars Ultor

3:16 AM

@Downgoat :q! quits neovim

Downgoat

oh

yeah

duh

I'm an idiot

Easterly Irk

@Optimizer ಠ_ಠ

@ಠ_ಠ come ಠ_ಠ @Optimizer to death pls.

@Optimizer ಠ_ಠ

Ctrl A

¬_¬

3:19 AM

Are you falling for this?

Optimizer

Ctrl A is correct

Doorknob

what is he trying to do?

Optimizer

quit the file

Doorknob

-_-

Mars Ultor

7 mins ago, by Downgoat

how do I go to the begnning of the line in vim

Downgoat

3:20 AM

^

Doorknob

oh

yeah, that

@Downgoat that is correct

Downgoat

why is everyone trolling me ಠ_ಠ

Doorknob

I'm not

Downgoat

¬_¬

Doorknob

that is exactly what you do to go to the beginning of the line

48 secs ago, by Downgoat

^

Optimizer

3:21 AM

troll people?

that's first.

how does vim know I am trolling others?

Mars Ultor

@Downgoat ^ or 0?

Doorknob

@Optimizer if $USER == "Optimizer"

Mars Ultor

^ = first column of text

Optimizer

@Doorknob what if I want to go to end then?

Easterly Irk

Hold enter.

Optimizer

3:23 AM

@EasterlyIrk please see context, kthxbai.

Mars Ultor

@Downgoat $ to go to end, A to append (at end), I to insert (at beginning)

Downgoat

Ctrl A does not work for me

Easterly Irk

Try command.

Doorknob

@Downgoat that's because Optimizer was trolling. That's emacs

Downgoat

@EasterlyIrk nope

@Doorknob I knew it

ಠ_ಠ

Optimizer

3:24 AM

-_-

Easterly Irk

oh

@Optimizer ಠ_ಠ

Optimizer

it works. you have to press Escape to exit editing mode

Downgoat

^^

@Optimizer I have

Mars Ultor

Just normal A, you don't need Ctrl/Cmd very often

Optimizer

ok, try :q! ?

Easterly Irk

3:25 AM

No.

I tested.

Don't.

No more trolling from llamas.

Doorknob

how about you just learn vim

Optimizer

or google

or emacs..

there Ctrl A works

Downgoat

@Doorknob why

Optimizer

problem solved

Downgoat

@Optimizer vim > emacs

Doorknob

3:26 AM

@Downgoat ... so you can use vim?

Optimizer

vim transforms to emacs?

Downgoat

@Doorknob why learn it when I can ask here?

Optimizer

see the above chat

Alex A.

I was talking to a guy who aliased vim and vi to emacs. ಠ_ಠ

Easterly Irk

^ (the last part)

Alex A.

3:27 AM

So vim opens Emacs.

So wrong.

Dennis

I think I aliased it to nano once. Something insisted on opening vim.

Alex A.

Did you have $EDITOR set to vim?

Downgoat

@AlexA. how do I do that. I want vi and vim to open nvim

Alex A.

@Downgoat Just use nvim

Dennis

@AlexA. I don't think so. I needed something done. I wasn't going to commence an investigation.

Optimizer

3:30 AM

just use sublime text 3

Doorknob

llama@llama:~$ grep nvim .zshrc
alias v='nvim'

Alex A.

Use pencil and paper

Zach Gates

^

Downgoat

@AlexA. -_- hooves cannot grasp pencils

Doorknob

Use butterflies

Zach Gates

3:30 AM

yet

Optimizer

@Downgoat do it through your mouth or ..

Alex A.

Someday we'll just tattoo source code onto ourselves then steep in a bath of fluid that reads the code computes the result

4

Downgoat

..?

Alex A.

If you make one typo, you live with your shame for eternity

Easterly Irk

harsh

Optimizer

3:31 AM

@AlexA. then we will end up with only floppy disk worth of space

Easterly Irk

Then we start tattooing the internal parts of our body.

Alex A.

@Optimizer I'm sure you could get a hard disk.

Zach Gates

@AlexA. Birds can get tattoos?

Downgoat

@AlexA. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Alex A.

@ZachGates ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Aqua Tart

3:33 AM

what is chat even right now

Optimizer

baby i chat you

@AlexA. but it will not be permanent

Alex A.

Optimizer

also, birds can't get it :P

Helka Homba

Why must neighbors play loud repetitive music ಠ_ಠ

Downgoat

@AlexA. how do birds grasp spoons?

Optimizer

3:35 AM

with their mouth or ..

Alex A.

Talons

Downgoat

4 mins ago, by Downgoat

..?

Alex A.

@HelkaHomba I once had a neighbor who sang Christmas carols and played along on his guitar at 2am.

Not during the Christmas season

Optimizer

during summer spring break?

makes sense ..

Aqua Tart

Too much eggnog

Alex A.

3:38 AM

He also sang happy birthday to the new year

That was my favorite

Aqua Tart

hahahahaha

Helka Homba

Some people like to sing to birds

Alex A.

It drives birds to perch above cars.

Maltysen

@AlexA. are you a songbird?

Alex A.

This is me singing

Maltysen

3:43 AM

what are you singing?

Downgoat

@AlexA. I don't see any blue on your avatar ¬_¬

Maltysen

can you upload you singing to soundcloud? Or do birds not use that? :P

Alex A.

Necrophagist - Stabwound (HQ)

That's me

@Downgoat ^ blue

^

3:45 AM

where?

@AlexA. O_o

Aqua Tart

name :P

Helka Homba

Which millennium prize problem do ya'll think will next be solved? (thought of cuz of this)

Alex A.

@Downgoat lel I'm not the guy from Necrophagist. The only recording of me singing online was taken down. ;-; (It was on someone else's SoundCloud)

Doorknob

@HelkaHomba wait, was Fermat's Last Theorem one of those? I didn't think so.

(also, that got solved a long time ago)

Alex A.

@HelkaHomba hodge

Helka Homba

3:47 AM

@Doorknob No I don't think so, but it's all math I mean

Downgoat

does anyone know why this doesn't work:

Plugin 'vim-airline/vim-airline'
Plugin 'vim-airline/vim-airline-themes'

let g:solarized_termcolors=256
let g:airline_theme='solarized'
set background=dark

Helka Homba

@AlexA. Why?

Alex A.

@Downgoat Plug, not Plugin, and you need Plug 'altercation/vim-colors-solarized'

Doorknob

@AlexA. how do you know which plugin manager he's using?

Alex A.

He said he installed VimPlug before

Downgoat

3:51 AM

I'm using Vundle

Alex A.

Oh

Why

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

_/¯(ツ)¯\_

@Downgoat gist.github.com/ararslan/087e477d6eeb0883e5c3

That's my init.vim

Doorknob

3:54 AM

here be mine

PhiNotPi

@Dennis github.com/PhiNotPi/Element/blob/master/InterpreterTIO.plx

^ tada

Alex A.

@Doorknob You use endwise? How does it work?

I just read about it earlier

(Quality wise, not how does it function)

Doorknob

does what it says on the tin

Easterly Irk

@AlexA. Why does it say secret up top?

Alex A.

@EasterlyIrk I made it a secret Gist rather than a public one

Downgoat

3:55 AM

@Doorknob woah, that's big

Easterly Irk

okai cool

Downgoat

Maltysen

@EasterlyIrk because Alex is a spy

Easterly Irk

oh kthx brb telling NSA i found one of them

Doorknob

@Downgoat not really (compared to most people's)

Alex A.

3:56 AM

1 min ago, by Alex A.

(Quality wise, not how does it function)

Doorknob

... yeah, there's not much more to say

Alex A.

It works well then?

Doesn't do weird shit?

Doorknob

1 min ago, by Doorknob

does what it says on the tin

Alex A.

Okay

Downgoat

aha! I forgot to add colorscheme solarized

Maltysen

3:57 AM

@EasterlyIrk tomorrow we see AlexA.'s avatar on amnesty.org

Doorknob

@AlexA. If a plugin is written by tpope it is generally of excellent quality

Alex A.

Oh, it's a Tim Pope one?

Alright then

@Maltysen ;-;

Maltysen

@AlexA. "In a world without privacy, even birds lose their rights"

Alex A.

Do I still get to keep my lefts?

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