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12:18 AM
@AquaTart You use Vim, right?
 
@AlexA. this chatroom is a bad time
 
I'm back
 
@Quill lel #truefax
 
Marky Markov and the F_UNKy Bunch
 
Do we have a chat room for fuzzy octo guac
@EasterlyIrk
 
12:24 AM
huh, my rep on CR is a power of two... (512)

 FOG Discussion

Fuzzy Octo Guacamole Discussion. Github: github.com/RikerW/Fu...
 
@Downgoat holduplemmedownvotesomethingforya
 
@Quill 1. ಠ_ಠ 2. did your spacebar break?
3
 
@AlexA. Yeah but I'm not very good at it
Never have been
 
I'm also not good at it
 
ooh
 
12:34 AM
@AlexA. how do I install it if I don't have a vimrc?
 
@Downgoat Create a vimrc
 
@Downgoat Why don't you have a vimrc?
Get a vimrc and a plugin manager
 
Actually I'm sure you have a vimrc
Because without one vim starts in compatibility mode
i.e it acts identical to vi
 
Vihans-MacBook:Gogh vihan$ ls -a ~
.			.gnuplot_history	.viminfo
..			.julia_history		.wget-hsts
.CFUserTextEncoding	.lesshst		Applications
.DS_Store		.lldb			Desktop
.Trash			.node_repl_history	Documents
.Xauthority		.npm			Downloads
.atom			.octave_hist		Library
.bash_history		.octaverc		Movies
.bash_profile		.oracle_jre_usage	Music
.bash_sessions		.python_history		Pictures
.cache			.rnd			Public
.config			.sh_history		index.html
.cups			.ssh			node_modules
.emacs.d		.subversion		octave-workspace
I don't see any vimrc
nevermind still don't see anything
 
How on earth
 
12:36 AM
.vim should be a directory
and wtf is .viminfo?
 
Oh right Macs
@AlexA. store command history and stuff
 
o
 
@AlexA. what's in there?
 
...wow. I feel sorry for you, you poor goat.
You've been running vim in tiny baby mode this whole time
 
@Downgoat cd .vim && ls
 
12:36 AM
Do touch ~/.vimrc
 
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
ninja'd :(
@AquaTart how do I make it grow up?
 
@Downgoat Create a .vimrc
It can be empty for now
 
ok
 
@NinjaBearMonkey Scale of 1 to 10, how annoyed would you be if every time someone said "ninja'd," they said "@Ninja'd"?
i.e. you'd get pinged every time
 
12:38 AM
> and submit :source % then :PlugInstall
how do I submit?
 
You need VimPlug first
 
I installed it
 
Did you put the stuff in your vimrc?
 
it just has: Plug 'ararslan/license-to-vim'
 
You also need call plug#begin('<path to your plugins>') and call plug#end()
 
12:40 AM
@AlexA. I would be forced to become Keen On Binary Jam
 
@NinjaBearMonkey Um, what?
 
@AlexA. uh, wat.
 
Mar 2 at 3:23, by Set Big O
@NinjaBearMonkey You should change your name to Keen On Binary Jam instead.
 
Oh right, the anagram usernames
 
that's still a thing?
classy
 
12:41 AM
still not wokring...
 
call plug#begin('~/.vim/plugged')
Plug 'ararslan/license-to-vim'
call plug#end()
Put that at the top of your .vimrc
 
ok, now everything is colored...
 
With Vim open in normal mode, do :source % and press enter
 
what is "normal" mode? are there abnormal modes?
 
Then do :PlugInstall and press enter
@Downgoat Normal mode is what happens when you press escape. Insert mode is when you can type stuff into the file.
 
12:43 AM
> :source %
< E499: Empty file name for '%' or '#', only works with ":p:h"
 
Oh, do :w first
Gotta save that shit, son
 
@Downgoat how do you do those shadowed screenshots?
 
@Quill shift+cmd+4, then click spacebar
 
It has to be the active window, right?
 
:D
 
12:45 AM
@AlexA. what does?
 
Nvm don't worry about it
Oooh nifty :D
 
woah
 
This is the top of my .vimrc (technically init.vim because I use NeoVim rather than Vim)
 
Could someone be very nice and review my email to Desmos parterships? Are there any problems with it? ^_^"
 
NeoVim?
 
12:47 AM
@Downgoat neovim.io It's a slightly different/updated version of Vim.
brew install neovim/neovim/neovim if you want it
 
already installing...
> ==> Pouring cmake-3.4.3.el_capitan.bottle.tar.gz
for a second I thought that said cake and I got happy
 
I have a bunch of plugins and crap in mine so it won't look anything like mine when you open it
Just FYI
It'll probably look nearly if not entirely identical to regular Vim when you open it
 
D:
 
Is that bad?
 
I don't use vim often anyway so not really
 
12:50 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "on a golfing website" doesn't sound like code golf
Sounds like PGA
 
Does anyone here actually play the sport of Golf?
 
Why would we? Regular golf requires going outside.
 
perhaps say "on a site with lots of avocado enthusiasts"
^^
 
@AlexA. Ah, thanks/
 
I'd say "on a website for code golf, a competition where you solve a programming challenge with the shortest possible code."
 
12:52 AM
@AlexA. well, that makes me glad I'm not the only one without a life
 
Or something like that
@Quill You're One of Us™
 
@AlexA. no, he's a code reviewer.
 
He's slowly being weened off of heresy and into the light
 
@AlexA. nice.
 
true
is ==> make VERBOSE=1 supposed to take a very long time to run?
 
12:56 AM
Yes. Building NeoVim from source made my fan sound like my computer was going to launch into space.
 
haha, my computer is always on full fpan seed but it hasn't launched into space yet...
 
Span feed?
 
yes, span feed ._.
 
What does that mean?
 
span feed = fan speed
 
1:02 AM
@Downgoat ewwwww homebrew
 
@AquaTart ?
 
I've always hated Homebrew.
 
why?
 
I don't like any of those package managers that build from source like that.
 
hoe else is it supposed to download?
 
1:05 AM
Uh, a binary?
 
> hoe else
ermwat
 
I prefer mail. email install bluebird and then they send you a floppy disk in the mail
 
@AquaTart but that might not work on some systems or something
@Quill you still use floppy disks?
 
A USB that looks like a floppy disk would be awesome
 
1:07 AM
@Downgoat In my experience binary packages throw infinitely less errors than packages that build from source
Also I like(d) MacPorts better anyways
 
mcports?
 
Another package manager
 
@Downgoat Virtual burger
 
sounds tasty
 
mmmm
 
1:09 AM
@AquaTart wow, they are as many package managers as JavaScript golfing languages o_o
 
Yes
Probably more
 
@Downgoat Fink MacPorts and Homebrew are the only OS X ones I know of
Fink is good too
 
@AquaTart Fyes, they are 3 javascript glfing langues
 
Homebrew is best
 
^
 
1:10 AM
^
 
v
 
>
 
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1:11 AM
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@Downgoat 'twas caps
 
                  >:U         >:U
>:U               >:U         >:U
   >:U       >:U  >:U         >:U
      >:U         >:U         >:U
         >:U      >:U         >:U
      >:U         >:U         >:U
   >:U       >:U  >:U         >:U
>:U               >:U         >:U
                     >:U>:U>:U
 
1:15 AM
> Silky egg tofu, spinish in vegetariam broth
Found in a menu
wtf
 
@DonMuesli >:∩
 
@DonMuesli <:C
 
@AlexA. Spinach?
 
@AquaTart I don't know. It's a soup. Do people put spinach in soup?
 
@AlexA. people put everything in soup
 
1:17 AM
And what is "egg tofu"?
 
Tofu, also known as bean curd, is a food made by coagulating soy milk and then pressing the resulting curds into soft white blocks. It is a component in East Asian and Southeast Asian cuisines. There are many different varieties of tofu, including fresh tofu and tofu that has been processed in some way. Tofu is bought or made to be soft, firm, or extra firm. Tofu has a subtle flavor and can be used in savory and sweet dishes. It is often seasoned or marinated to suit the dish. Tofu originated in Han dynasty China some 2,000 years ago. Chinese legend ascribes its invention to prince Liu An (179...
 
He's a vegan, he obviously knows what tofu is
 
haha
 
Why would you put eggs in tou is the question
 
No wtf this is first time what is tofu
 
1:18 AM
@AquaTart no, when you click on it. it goes to egg tofu
 
@Downgoat Oh, stupid onebox
Well whatever it is it has eggs in it
 
Oh, interesting.
 
So don't eat that @AlexA.
 
Haha okay
 
If anyone's interested, I've made changes to quite a few functions in MATL. New release, 15.0.0
@Dennis Please pull MATL whenever you can
 
1:26 AM
it's only time before MATL and Jelly also gain a built-in for determining the direction a goat faces...
 
@Downgoat I'm more of a cats guy. But I'll consider that
 
I installed neovim how do I run it?
 
nvim
 
cool
 
I just helped develop a programming language, which is to say I copied in a code page to a document where functions will be assigned to the characters. But that's a start, right? :P
 
1:29 AM
@ANerd-I What language?
 
@ZachGates Same one. Arcturus.
 
@Downgoat Note that NeoVim doesn't use ~/.vimrc; it uses ~/.config/nvim/init.vim. If you want them to be the same, you can create a link with ln.
 
0
A: Golf you a quine for great good!

Mama Fun RollDUP, 51 bytes 0"0.[34,0[$;$][,1+]#]$!%%!"0.[34,0[$;$][,1+]#]$!%%! Try it here. Well, DUP quines are possible, just really, really, long. I'll have to golf some more.

 
@AlexA. oh okay
 
I did it. I quined in DUP!
 
1:31 AM
@Downgoat So you could do cd ~/.config/nvim/ && ln -s ~/.vimrc init.vim
I think that would work
 
-bash: cd: /Users/vihan/.config/nvim/: No such file or directory
D:
 
Do you have a .config?
 
I don't know
yes, I do
 
Alrighty, molarmanful.github.io/bitman is now stable! Go try it out!
 
@Downgoat Okay, cd ~/.config && mkdir nvim && cd nvim && ln -s ~/.vimrc init.vim
 
1:34 AM
there's no nvim folder in .config though
 
@DonMuesli Pulled.
 
1:56 AM
@Dennis Thank you!!
 
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Don MuesliGenerate m-sequences Introduction code-golf math sequence Maximum-length sequences, usually known as m-sequences, are binary sequences with some interesting properties (pseudo-noise appeareance, optimal periodic autocorrelation) which make them suitable for many applications in telecommunicati...

 
Oh I just realized that the avatar of New Sandbox Posts is a sandbox :-)
 
PhiNotPi's masterpiece
 
I intend to maybe post it tomorrow, if that's ok. Unless you see some problems with it
@Doorknob The sandbox? LOL
 
@DonMuesli Yeah. He made the avatars for all the other feeds too.
 
2:00 AM
Yes, they are definitely the same style. Reminds me of ZX Spectrum graphics
 
@DonMuesli It's because I drew them in MS Paint.
 
claps
I want to transform a string of characters into data, such as 1234 213 "asdf" 9 2 3 "asdf\"4" => [1234, 213, "asdf", 9, 2, 3, "asdf\"4"]. Can someone help me out? My brain isn't working.
 
2:19 AM
@PhiNotPi :-D Most of my PPCG answers are written or edited in notepad
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ /\d+|"(\\.|[^"])*"/g
 
@Doorknob thank you :D
 
src/main.rs:2:5: 2:19 error: import `chessolang` conflicts with imported crate in this module (maybe you meant `use chessolang::*`?) [E0254]
src/main.rs:2 use chessolang::*;
Wait... what? That's... what I put!
 
Please don't do it in Rust?
 
:(
Have you had problems installing it before?
 
2:32 AM
It's just that the error message reminds me of the headache I'm currently having with Julia.
 
@Dennis haha, no, it's actually just because I temporarily forgot how to use Rust
 
But I never knew how.
:P
 
Rust programs are really easy to use. git clone foo && cd foo && cargo run
 
cargo pants
 
2:37 AM
If you really want, I could probably try creating an openSUSE VM to compile and send you a binary. :P
 
TIO uses Ubuntu.
 
Oh, right
 
TODO: make a language so I can have something of mine put on TIO
 
@PhiNotPi Element!
 
Element?
ninja'd
 
2:40 AM
Well, there's that.
I figured nobody had any interest in it.
 
Phi's Golfo Supreme
 
What's necessary for a language to be put on TIO?
 
@Doorknob I have an Ubuntu VM. I can clone your thing, compile it, and send it to Dr. Dennis.
@PhiNotPi Works? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
My laptop triple-boots Windows, Ubuntu, and Debian. It would be more convenient to not have to reboot every time I update the language though :P
 
how do I turn on syntax highlighting in vim? I tried :syntax on but that doesn't work :(
 
2:43 AM
@Downgoat Recommendation: github.com/tpope/vim-sensible
 
As in, I was wondering if there's special requirements about how the interpreter works.
 
(At least until you're comfortable enough with vim to make your own vimrc)
 
I have my own vimrc
 
@Downgoat In your vimrc, do syntax on
 
does vim have a shortcut to go to the end of the file?
 
2:45 AM
G
 
@AlexA. :D that worked \o/
@AlexA. that goes to the last line
 
Oh, then id
 
wait
end of the file?
 
Cash monday
G$
 
why do you want to go to the end of the file? >_>
 
2:46 AM
@AlexA. that doesn't work either
@Doorknob so I can add a new line and write some stuff?
 
o is open
Go
 
Go what?
 
press the G key, then press the o key
 
oh
 
haha
 
2:47 AM
k wasn't a recommendation, it was me finishing "idk"
 
@AlexA. oh
can I make vim turn tabs into spaces automatically?
 
@Dennis What are the requirements for a language to be on TIO?
 
Ask.
And don't implement it in Julia.
 
@Dennis :(
 
2:50 AM
huh, vim is cool
 
Yes
 
can I open a file without exiting vim?
 
(You are the owner, right?) I was more wondering about how the interpreters are required to do I/O.
 
@Downgoat :h :e
 
nevermind, I googlde it
 
2:51 AM
> googlde
 
how do I close the split-file thing in vim?
 
the what?
 
@PhiNotPi Preferably an executable script that takes source code as argument and input from STDIN, but that's not a requirement. As long as I can get it to work somehow and it doesn't have any unsafe features, I'll add it.
 
@Doorknob there's like one file open at the top half and another on the bottom half
 
oh
C-w c
 
2:56 AM
how can I make .es6 files be syntax highlighted as JS files?
 
Rename them.
 
I can't babel will get confuded sthen
 
@Downgoat autocmd BufRead *.es6 set ft=js
or something like that
 
wat.
 
I don't remember whether it's javascript or js
 
2:58 AM
it's JavaScript
 

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