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That's probably also the dog that shows up when you spare REDACTED
 
pls
 
Hey, things like sets have implied facts such as "doesn't contain duplicates". Can you conceive of a type system that would incorporate such facts?
 
i have no money right now but I want this game so badly
 
6:01 PM
Hey at least I redacted it
 
Have you played the demo yet?
 
@NathanMerrill what kind of set system?
@quartata nupe
 
do that first
 
How far does demo go? Up to snowdin?
 
6:02 PM
literally a Set<T>. Meaning, if you put an object in twice, and remove it once, it doesn't contain the object
that isn't true of a List<T>
 
define conceive then? i.e. pseudocode?
 
@DJMcMayhem Just to the end of the Ruins
 
like, is it possible to encode that information so it can be used for compile-time checking
 
i want to do some project euler things but there are too many. halp
 
oooh, you could have a trait Contains<T>, where the trait simply is true if the collection contains that T.
remove(T) on a set would definitely say that Contains<T> is not true
where, that isn't true on a List
 
6:06 PM
my name in the demo is now Q because there is no backspace
TBF canonically Riker isn't that different, but whatever
 
Trying to make a logo with über-high production quality using Preview (annotation tools!) and Paintbrush (*pixel by pixel editing*/ MS Paint for Mac)
 
@quartata help its frozen wiht the little dude in some flowers
 
@quartata do you know if the name Easter eggs work in the demo too?
 
@El'endiaStarman The non-debug invocation of Minkolang should say Program(file, sys.argv[2] if len(sys.argv) > 2 else "").run(), no? Right now, it crashes if there is no input.
 
@DJMcMayhem is one of them "Q = borks game"
 
6:08 PM
No. And I'm not gonna tell you what they are because even that is pretty important to the plot, lol
 
TIL there was a Klingon letter on Wikipedia logo until 2010
 
I'm just trying to get a 96x96 white block centered on a 128x128 transparent canvas, png.
I made a 96x96 bounding box and the margins (left + right) are 40, verified canvas is 128x128
why is this so hard? ;_;
Good, it's centered horizontally now
 
set the x- and y- coordinates of the white box to be 16
 
@GabrielBenamy I can't.
Does GIMP have that feature?
 
yikes
 
6:17 PM
Preview, it was designed (mostly) for viewing and marking up pdfs and images
Preview, Paintbrush, ImageMagick for resizing magic, GIMP that I don't know how to use, Photoshop that I really have no idea how to use
 
@DJMcMayhem so undertale has persistent bits from game to game?
it appears to, since I've closed it after the first meeting with flowey 3 times and his message changes every time
culminating in "don't you have anything better to do"
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC paint.net
 
@ArtOfCode Thanks!
KVM should be able to run it...
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Very simple: “Do GIMP have X?” “Yes”
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ yes. It's extremely Meta throughout the whole game
If you like trying random crap like that to see how the characters respond, you'll really like this game
 
6:20 PM
i do
 
@TuxCopter does GIMP have JPEG deartifcacting?
 
I have no fucking idea what this means but probably
 
@DJMcMayhem I suspected the white bullets were bullets the very first time, and dodged them all. failed at dodging them the next time, so I restarted twice more until I could dodge them all
to see if it would make a difference in him trying to kill me
 
Haha nice
 
how flip switches
 
6:22 PM
@TuxCopter You have JPEG. You want to remove artifacts. Photoshop is few clicks
 
shit esc closes the game
 
Dodging them really pisses flowey off
 
@DJMcMayhem I like it, is it always $10?
@DJMcMayhem can confirm
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC GIMP definitively have this
 
Yeah, but sales are frequent
 
6:22 PM
but its the same as having tauriel save you so far
(don't spoil if it makes a difference later)
 
Welp got the white thing done
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I don't consider this a spoiler since there is basically no Canon about this character, but what happens if you name your character "gaster"?
 
checkign
@DJMcMayhem so this whole thing is like a cool choose your own adventure game, but with savescumming kinda not allowed
@DJMcMayhem nothing?
 
It's like a JRPG mixed with a self-aware TV tropes inspired choose your own adventure book, except that the game is smarter than the player
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC #2
 
6:25 PM
Usually, when icon requirements say "16 px margin" do they include the grey, whiteish transition pixels?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ savescumming is deliberate
 
It mean 16px of background
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC it's pretty much nullified in this game
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ oh. I didn't expect that. What about "bratty"?
 
6:26 PM
checking
@DJMcMayhem nothing up until flowey
 
Huh. OK then
 
most likely they aren't in the demo
the easter eggs, i mean
makes sense
 
Make sure you try gaster in the real game
 
Ah, the final product:
@Downgoat, master of the photoshops, what do you think?
Wait I forgot vertical center
darnit
 
wat
 
@TuxCopter they are coming for your kidneys
run
run faster
 
AHHHHHHH
 
tfw ur code is shorter than all non-golf languages but you only have one upvote
 
I am using the crop tool to measure pixel distances
 
6:37 PM
wowsers i hit rep cap yesterday for the first time
it's good to see people understand that java is the superior language
 
^ wrong
 
@Poke Correct
 
^(ಠ_ಠ).
 
@TuxCopter I dunno, man. tiobe.com/tiobe-index
My hips don't lie
 
@Poke ಠ_ಠ
I have idea brb
 
6:41 PM
How to put in image boundaries :/
 
Netbeans don't want to load so false alert
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC carefully this joke is overused
I should stop using it
 
Well, I think I completely screwed up my computer. Lovely.
 
@TuxCopter ??? What joke?
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC the magnetic lasso tool
 
@Geobits What'd you do?
 
6:43 PM
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC The 'Q: How to do X' 'A: carefully'
 
He installed Linux.
 
@Geobits interest peaked
 
Tried to update the OS. Rookie mistake. Should have installed fresh copy.
 
@TimmyD ಠ_________________________________________________ಠ
 
@TuxCopter this is an actual question
 
6:43 PM
from what to what
 
Linux is the best OS
 
Ubuntu, just 14.04 to 16.04
 
@Poke piqued
 
@Poke I just need to think of the best size
 
@Geobits Been there. Ubuntu?
ninja'd with the answer
 
6:44 PM
Right now I have no internet, sound, admin privileges, or ability to mount drives (beside the main HDD).
 
Holy crap, my shot-in-the-dark slam against Linux turned out to have been correct?
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lol
 
@TimmyD wow you're right. the hell was i doing?
 
@Geobits How you access TNB?
 
Laptop, mobile, any other device with a browser.
 
Done with the logo. Finaaaaaallly
I don't know about you, but I'll thank TNB in my .* whatever thanks speech (when that comes around)
 
6:47 PM
@TimmyD Kinda? If I'd installed it from scratch, it probably would'v worked fine. I don't know what I was thinking clicking the 'update' button.
At this point I think I'm just gonna pull the drive, copy my stuff over, and format the thing.
 
Eh, it's a Friday. I'll take a "Kinda."
 
I can't even mount an external to backup the easy way :(
 
just boot off of a flash mcdrive
ggez
 
Oh, duh
Thank you for pointing out the obvious. I'm pretty frustrated right now :)
 
Why is updating Linux a rookie mistake? (I've never used Ubuntu)
 
6:51 PM
It just never works. It borks config files and system crap every single time I've done it.
 
hello there
 
> Two is the only even prime. Which makes it rather odd.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ not bad
 
Updating Windows 8 to 10 seemed to work, strangely enough.
 
Ubuntu, that is
 
6:52 PM
So what is the solution for updating it?
 
For all primes p, p is the only prime divisible by p.
 
Anything but the update button lol
 
I think I will stick with El Capitan for some more time :)
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ false_impression.avi
@DJMcMayhem Doubt it. The demo is a very old build
 
6:53 PM
no, it was my keyboard
 
I've never had it go this wrong though. Usually it just messes small stuff up that's easily fixed.
 
Some aspects of the ruins have changed
 
@LuisMendo hahaha, that's amazing. My phone started learning V
 
How do you make your phone learn a language?
 
@quartata yeah, I had Easterly test gaster and bratty, and they didn't work
 
6:55 PM
sshhhhh
you're gonna tempt him into googling things
that would be bad
 
Ok, I give up. Booting from flash drive gives kernel panic. Time to find the gasoline.
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Gaster isn't a spoiler because literally nothing is known Canon about him
And bratty is a very minor character
 
@quartata don't worry
 
@DJMcMayhem Unused levels and sounds don't count as canon?
There's just enough to make it interesting imo
 
@KritixiLithos correcting its autocorrect enough times
 
6:57 PM
Ehhh
@quartata I agree with that. The mystery makes it more interesting.
 
@orlp I think I've got the solution to your level, but haven't tried it yet
 
But still, when you have to hack the game to even know that gaster exists, it doesn't feel like Canon
 
involves using the funnel with cubes in it to block the laser
 
3
Q: The Squaring Sequence

Flp.TkcEach term in the squaring sequence, xn, is created by taking xn-1, squaring it, and removing all but the first four digits. The sequence always begins with x1 = 1111. Squaring this yields 1234321, so x2 = 1234 The first few terms are: 1111 1234 1522 2316 5363 ... The Challenge Your task ...

 
7:14 PM
I just got the coolest repl.it url: repl.it/Eeek/1
Eeek!
 
@DJMcMayhem It would be nice to have a list of ALL the V commands in a wiki page
 
I never knew you used the curly braces in that way, @Dennis
 
Depends on the language.
 
@Flp.Tkc it even has the "1" at the end for the exclamation point
@KritixiLithos he also likes tabs over spaces
:[
 
7:19 PM
@Dennis I agree with you on most formatting choices, but ewww.... :P
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@Poke no, that's the mark of a sane person
4
 
I don't really have a preference for Java; I don't use it. I just pulled a random code snippet from the internet and made some changes. >_>
5
 
It's not entirely up to date though
 
@Dennis Fair enough. Just know that it's as bad as using spaces to indent ;)
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@DJMcMayhem But you used a weird n with a tilde on top of it. What does it do? It is not in the list of normal commands
 
7:22 PM
that's a character from spanish, pronounced enn-yey
 
Hablar no espa(enn-yey)ol
 
enn-ye, in any case.
 
@KritixiLithos yeah it is. I wrote it as {count}ñ
 
I wish imports didn't have to count for Java problems. :(
 
It's similar to vim's q, but more convenient for golf
 
7:24 PM
@DJMcMayhem I knew I should not have trusted my brain's Ctrl+F...
 
@Dennis yeah, I was just trying to show it's not "yeh"
 
Lol
 
@Xanderhall i know that feel
 
Are you familiar with vim? You can also ping me in here if you ever have V questions
 
I just learnt vim ~1 month ago
 
7:25 PM
@DJMcMayhem the... linux text editor?
 
@Poke I want to use Streams in some of my solutions, but having to spend 19 bytes to do it just sucks.
 
But V seems like a unique and special language compared to the other stack-based ones
 
It's not stack based
 
That's why V is special
 
@Geobits As long as we can all agree that this is objectively wrong.
 
7:26 PM
@Dennis agreed
 
@Dennis Looking at that makes my brain throw up
 
I can add an explanation to that answer if you'd like
 
That would be appreciated
 
Maybe a vim translation to so you can manually run it and see it in action
 
@Dennis I dunno, I kinda like it.
>_>
 
7:28 PM
@Geobits What kind of a sick human are you? :P
 
@KritixiLithos You assume I'm human? Thank you :)
 
@Geobits What are you then? A big downvote with hands?
 
@KritixiLithos This entire chat is made up of bots that have been primed with conversation bits over the past few years. It's understandable you were unaware.
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Wait, you're not one of us?
 
uneasy silence
 
7:33 PM
There's a reason chat doesn't have CAPTCHAs.
 
_UNK
 
Huh?
 
Gimme a sec.
 
while(i<2000000) {
    k+=j;
    i++;
    j++;
}
result is -1455759936
halp
 
7:35 PM
@Dennis Two questions: where is the run button on tio.run? and how does maximum do that?
 
wat
 
@betseg Integer overflow?
 
@KritixiLithos using unsigned long long int
 
7:37 PM
@betseg How are you printing it?
 
...
 
@Sherlock9 It's the gear (yes, I'll change that), and is mold/reshape, not maximum.
 
@TuxCopter :(
 
You can have long long in C?
 
7:37 PM
@KritixiLithos yes
 
@Dennis Ah. Should have used match case while searching through the atoms.
 
@betseg What does it do? How big does the number get?
 
@mınxomaτ I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure what you're talking about.
 
@mınxomaτ I know about this Marky reaction
 
Also it's 2:37 am over here and my eyes are tired
 
7:38 PM
Is there a terminal command to execute many commands simultaneously and only return when they are all done?
 
@KritixiLithos 2^64 iirc
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC a & && b & && c &?
 
@Doorknob Come on. This wasn't that long ago :D
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC rm -rf / --nopreserveroot or something like that
 
@KritixiLithos -.-
 
7:39 PM
:P
 
@TuxCopter Way too many ampersands. It also doesn't wait for them to finish.
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC a & b & c & && lul
probably wrong
 
@Dennis Ah :/
Still many ampersands are fun
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC tio.run/nexus/…
 
7:42 PM
No malicious code, please.
 
@Dennis Would rm -rf / --nopreserveroot work in TIO?
 
ah ok sorry
 
@KritixiLithos i tried, no
 
@mınxomaτ You forgot the SE logo on the angry director
 
This is just an updated meme. The old ones are here: imgur.com/a/5ThoA
 
7:43 PM
@KritixiLithos No, for several reasons. First and foremost, that's not how the flag is named.
 
The where do the flags go?
 
@Dennis How's that work?
 
& sends the preceding command to the background, wait waits for all subprocs to finish.
 
@Dennis Can you add Erlang?
You can use escript to run a file directly
 
user image
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LMAO
 
7:47 PM
:(
 
@TuxCopter Link?
 
idk
 
Anyone who has a language on esolangs.org, I found a way to make page titles lowercase. esolangs.org/wiki/Huh%3F
 
@TuxCopter I'M TRYING NOT TO SCREAM AT WORK
 
If possible make it so that it starts with this at the top:
 
7:48 PM
I found it on the dump of mınxomaτ
 
%% -*- erlang -*-
%%! -smp enable -sname factorial -mnesia debug verbose
I don't know if you have any capabilities for putting what's in the code field at the beginning
 
@quartata Sure.
@quartata Not at this point, no.
 
All right, that's not a huge deal.
Label it as Erlang (escript) so people know that's how you're running it though.
Since it needs that header
 
What version of Python 3 do you have?
 
7:50 PM
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

SoniEx2Google Home / Amazon Echo - Turing complete? code-challenge Your challenge is to try to make a turing machine based on Google Home and Amazon Echo, see this video. You must describe how to set up the machine, and how to give it input. You must also describe a program for integer addition. It ...

 
@NewSandboxedPosts wat
 
@mbomb007 Mediawiki magic word: {{DISPLAYTITLE:huh?}}
 
hey, at least it's sandboxed
 
^
 
right, but I don't think it's possible to have multiple states or a tape with an Amazon Echo and a Google Home
 
7:51 PM
I like Google
 
Or the tape is the agenda and the states are multiple agendas
Seems horrible though
 
@Dennis Good to know thanks
 
@TuxCopter can't you just ask google "hey whats 2+2" though?
google is pretty much turing complete methinks
 
Right
But they are asking for a TM
 
7:53 PM
oh true
not just proving it's turing complete
 
@mınxomaτ Some XKCD-level memes, right there. i.imgur.com/Ruavp59.png
 
seems like they want a description of a setup for like 256 google homes and echos, just to make a TM
 
@mbomb007 π = 4.0
mind = blown
 
@mbomb007 you made that? or who?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ minksomat
 
7:55 PM
@TimmyD Thanks for the tip on the squaring sequence answer. I'd feel guilty using your code though since it's so different from mine. You should submit that as an answer.
 
@wubs Pshaw. It's literally just a slightly golfed version of your code.
 
@TuxCopter Correct.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ No, minxomat did
 
i have two unsigned long long ints called n and p and my program gives a floating point exception when i do if (n % p == 0) halp
 
@TimmyD Welp. Prepare to get thank'd a ton then. :)
 
7:57 PM
I found one that I made! i.imgur.com/T4KBRM2.png
I'm looking through these, by the way: imgur.com/a/5ThoA
 
Please don't repost all the memes here.
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@wubs Sure, sure. I'm here for the golfing and the community. Rep is a bonus.
 

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