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wat
12:06 AM
tfw router fails and you hav eto use cellular hotspot.
in a low coverage area.
 
That Sad moment when you realize you cant edit text message unlike on SE ;_;
 
wat
 
Link gives ke 404
bte your SSL cert is bad
 
wat
try clearing your cache.
there should not be a SSL cert on that page
 
^^^
@wat tried that, still bad cert
@Downgoat ikr
@wat bad cert, launched chrome with --ignore-certificate-errors, then it's a 404
 
wat
12:15 AM
...
 
wat
works for me
 
What SSL cert is bad?
 
wat
this image's one (apparently):
 
That isn't served via SSL. I can't see how a cert would be relevant here.
 
wat
12:19 AM
I know, right??
If you try to access it via HTTPS it just gives cert errors though
 
There is a cert on the https version that's invalid though.
Because the cert that it loads is for another domain (the .xyz one).
 
@DrMcMoylex help i'm trapped after chasing black ghost thing
after colored windows i'm stuck in blakc and white box
 
wat
I still can't believe I got a 3.2 letter domain for $0.88
 
wat
Try it again @EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ @Downgoat
 
12:25 AM
> this site can't be reached
 
wat
o ya
 
It clearly can.
archive.org has no trouble pulling the image: web.archive.org/web/20161201002617/http://s.dk0.us/98382.png
 
I think this is much improved now, but it could do with a second pair of eyes to confirm before going back to main:
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

wyldstallynsTiny Spellchecker Produce the smallest case-insensitive spellchecker against this list of words. Given a string of mixed-cased letters, return whether it matches a complete word in the list. Although you might examine word roots, prefixes, suffixes, etc for compression purposes, return False f...

 
wat
@Downgoat @EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Try it again.
I think I fixed it.
Generated a new SSL cert and got a redirect to HTTP working
 
You did jnfinite redirect loop
 
12:35 AM
@Downgoat Nope
HTTP still works. HTTPS now correctly redirects to HTTP.
@wat
 
wat
@mınxomaτ yes?
 
Everything works.
 
wat
Cool
I think @Downgoat is on a Mac. My website has issues with Macs.
 
(Before you attempt anything else and break it again). I think Downgoat's DNS cache (which no, you can't empty from your end, only your ISP can) is still serving the old version.
 
wat
> again
When did I break it the first time?
 
12:39 AM
I didn't check the header then. So I can't tell you for sure that it wasn't broken.
A few tests.
 
wat
What shell?
Also, the 500 is because no index.
 
Yeah, the first and last are important. So your stuff works. Shell is zsh+powerline. Terminal is mintty with monokai theme.
 
wat
Cool
I prefer omz + "agnoster" theme because it's faster. A bit less powerful though. I usually use the Terminus font and Solarized Dark
 
Super random question: are expiration dates inclusive or exclusive?
 
That is the agnoster theme, just with monokai colors.
 
wat
12:48 AM
Powerline is written in Python so it has to load the interpreter.
Ohhhhhh
I thought you were using the actual powerline.
 
wait, what is difference between powerlevel9k, and agnoster
 
ah ok
 
@Downgoat For food? Software?
 
No, it's just more commonly known by that name. I use airline in vim.
 
12:49 AM
both themes
@trichoplax for resturant
 
wat
@mınxomaτ same.
 
Usually inclusive ime, but places can vary I guess.
Most say "good/valid through X"
 
@Downgoat For special offers? I'd expect the date to be inclusive - often the small print will make it specific by saying "before closing" or "before 11:59"
Yes or that ^^
 
wat
PuTTY because windows because drivers:
 
Ok, it said "Expires 11/30/16"
 
@Downgoat Go for it. It would take an odd manager to deny it.
 
wat
The font is blurred on some lines because I have to use the TTF version for powerline because, again, windows
 
@Downgoat If in doubt, call and ask to avoid wasting a journey
 
I'm currently using cyg+tmux on this, because no WSL for 32bit.
@wat Same here, but no blurry font.
 
wat
Bold apparentyl blurs it.
 
12:52 AM
@Geobits to be fair, i dont think 99% of cashiers really care :P
 
@wat For the record, I get a TOO_MANY_REDIRECTS on basically every image you post
@Downgoat To be sure. I know I wouldn't.
 
wat
@Geobits Are you on a Mac? If not, clear your browser's cache.
 
@wat can you pls use imgur so we can actually see wats post
 
A Mac? God no :P
 
@Downgoat I can see it
 
12:53 AM
AFAIK HTTPS happens below browser level so idt its that
 
wat
Worked for me.
 
@Downgoat As you can see from the curl logs above, the server is fine. Not his fault.
 
:|
safari is bork?
 
Blame your or your ISPs DNS cache.
 
12:54 AM
@mınxomaτ its not that
 
Does anyone know if hand compression is likely to be able to beat gzip for a large word list? The answer affects whether this will be a duplicate.
 
the 301 is circular
 
Yeah, clearing my own cache didn't do it.
 
wat
@Downgoat
 
12:55 AM
You can't clear the cache I'm talking about...
 
stil bork
 
wat
...I just made a cert for that domain
 
@mınxomaτ i know but wat said to try clear browser cache
 
wat
It worked when I was experiencing the same problem.
 
solution is to use "upload" button design for this and all this problem will be irrelevant :P
 
12:56 AM
@wat Leave the server alone for now and wait at least a day for DNS to propagate.
 
wat
@mınxomaτ Sure
 
:/ DNS changes are almost instant for me.
 
@Downgoat That or any number of image hosting services, but yeah.
 
wat
Actually I didn't cahnge DNS at all. I have a wildcard DNS entry.
 
It's useless to screw with any setting now. The server is fine (seeing as both me and archive.org have no problem accessing it). The domain change (and cert!) is probably not propagated yet. Happens. Just wait.
 
12:57 AM
or use "upload..." button and do instantly without wait
 
wat
@Downgoat stack imgur doesn't integrate with ShareX.
 
I touched up my alternative TIO Client. Feedback is appreciated :)
 
I have described the very same problem here a few days ago: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=13039086
 
wat
>tfw i set up sharex to make a new subdomain name for every screenshot
 
O___O
 
12:59 AM
@Downgoat Layout remains superior to all other TIO sites, at least on desktop. But I fail to see what has changed since the last version.
 
wat
somehting like cc385.dk0.us/i.png
@mınxomaτ languages?
 
@mınxomaτ i add the "running" thing and also mobile responsive support (previously mobile buttons didnt really do anything)
 
Not a problem if you run a local DNS proxy. Many sites do that (e.g. redir *.example.com to example.com/*)
 
dennis when can we expect COW interpreter
 
@Downgoat Ok, cool.
 
wat
1:01 AM
@mınxomaτ yeah, reddit redirects *.reddit.com to reddit.com/r/* except in special cases (languages, help, etc.)
 
I also add cool checkbox animation i hvae yet to use
 
wat
@mınxomaτ I actually don't. They're configured as subsites in nginx.
...I should really split up my config files...
 
Well nginx can manage that, still suboptimal performance-wise
 
wat
I would take the time to set that up if I had a need for something more powerful. What I have now works for me.
(Don't mean to come off as rude, just explaining)
 
A dark theme would be nice
 
1:04 AM
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Q: Full program in Clojure

CarcigenicateThis challenge requires us to create a "full program" that produces an infinite loop, and never outputs. The problem is, I'm not sure what's considered a full program in Clojure. If I were writing non-golfing code, my project would start out as: (ns package1.package2) (defn -main [& args]) ...

 
O_o What happened to the textboxes?
 
@wat It might be easier to make that dynamic: viseztrance.com/2008/12/dynamic-subdomains-with-nginx.html
 
wat
...nginx has if statements? o_O
 
Sure nginx is awesome and does all the things.
 
@Doorknob I have no idea how to color scheme a dark theme but I'll try
hm :/ does messages work for you?
(e.g. if you click run without language selected)
 
1:07 AM
@Downgoat Take a hint from AcE or Cloud9.
 
Hm ok, I'll take a look
 
Also, terminal.sexy has some raw color lists.
 
@Downgoat It's pretty easy; you just swap around the colors :) (If you don't want to, and this ends up being the design that is used, I wouldn't have a problem making one myself. I've had to for countless other websites :P)
@Downgoat Nothing happens
 
nah, it shouldn't be too hard. just a little JS
 
JS for colors?!
 
1:09 AM
no I'll use it to load the alternate style-sheet
I don't know of a better way
 
Ideally serve the proper stylesheet with serverside logic, so you don't get an annoying flash of bright light while the page loads
 
>_> I have disabled PHP and I'm not too optimistic about enabling it
 
@mınxomaτ I really like the look of that webpage, with the fancy tabs and stuff.
 
but if I use serverside logic I'd have to use query parameters too specify darkmode right?
 
@PhiNotPi Yeah, I like that, too. Kinda like Adobe's software with a flatter theme.
 
1:15 AM
@mınxomaτ that url tho
10/10
@DrMcMoylex @El'endiaStarman made to chasing the black thingamabobby through colored windows and stuff, had to stop for the night, brain is too borked to go back tonight :p
 
Easy to remember.
 
will finish the game tomorrow
 
wat
my website b0rked
 
@Doorknob okay, run localStorage.setItem('darktheme', 'y') and then refresh and you should get a dark theme
I'll add a UI button soon
 
Neat, looks awesome. Thanks!
 
1:21 AM
:D \o/
 
wat
YES IT OWRKS
I put all my server blocks in separate files instead of having them all in one file
 
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Q: Magic popcount numbers

LynnThere’s a famous tricky algorithm for counting the number of set bits in a 32-bit unsigned integer: int popcount(unsigned x) { x = (x & 0x55555555) + ((x >> 1) & 0x55555555); x = (x & 0x33333333) + ((x >> 2) & 0x33333333); x = (x & 0x0F0F0F0F) + ((x >> 4) & 0x0F0F0F0F); x = (x & 0x00...

 
btw: does anyone know of any super-simple "syntax higlighting textbox" libraries?
 
wat
1:36 AM
@Downgoat vim
 
wat, that is not relevent
(note how that sentence can be interpreted two ways :P)
 
wat
embed a vim into your page /s
compile it with emscripten?
 
emscripten is great but it is not magic :P
 
wat
I know
 
wat
1:38 AM
I actually compiled PHP with it a few weeks ago
 
@Lynn seems good, I'm trying to find something with lots of language support though :/
 
Hm, which language(s) do you need?
 
:O C9 made ace
 
19-TET keyboard (in-browser) academo.org/demos/19-tet-keyboard
 
@Lynn python, etc. but also something with esolang support (><>, BF) prefferably
 
1:45 AM
@Downgoat My train snippet now doesn't work
babel borked something
ReferenceError: assignment to undeclared variable f
 
@Downgoat Uh, there's hardly a language codemirror doesn't support. Plus it has an "easy" mode for writing new lexers. Plus yet again, it has a vim mode.
 
Always test before editing snippets, please. I learned that the hard way
 
@ETHproductions oh no D:
sorry :(
>_> I just enabled babel, had no idea that would break it
@mınxomaτ huh, does it have dark mode?
 
@Downgoat Did you even look at the demos?
 
ik I just saw
Poll: does anyone have a favorite light/dark theme pair I should use
 
1:50 AM
base16 or monokai for dark.
 
ok i"m thinking "neat" for light theme
 
@Downgoat That's okay, I fixed it now
Babel didn't like that I was assigning f without declaring it
 
2:21 AM
@Downgoat btw, love the run button (and the entire thing in general)
but would like ctrl-enter in the codebox to trigger a run too
2 things: light/dark mode triggers a full reload, and doesn't just js in the new styles
and output box doesn't scroll or expand
well it does expand
but after making 2 columns
and it doesn't scroll
other than that, its pretty great
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Hehe, see what I meant about "simple maneuvering"? :P
 
0
Q: Shortest program with a memory leak

tbodtWrite a program which runs forever and continuously allocates memory, at least until you reach the limit of memory a single program can allocate. (macOS sends a SIGKILL at around 50GB, your kernel may differ). Shortest code wins.

 
@El'endiaStarman rn I'm stuck on the ball staircase while chasing the blkac thing
can't figure out how to get off >_>
there's a wall that only the balls can break, but they also break the path under me
 
2:39 AM
@Dennis btw I only looked at your answer for the "0x%0128x" thing
the formula I totally discovered independently
 
Well, obviously; I didn't use a formula. :P
 
@Dennis ah I quickly glanced at your answer, I thought it had some formula
 
Just some string repetition, nothing mathematical.
 
@Dennis does Jelly have 2^n as builtin?
 
Nope.
OK, sort of.
ÆẸ can be (ab)used for power of 2.
 
2:44 AM
I cheated though
these kind of bithacks are kinda my area of expertise
^^
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually. :P
 
3:01 AM
yeah
eventually
(ate dinner, coming back to it)
 
@ConorO'Brien tio.run/nexus/… Just sayin'.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ oh cool, can I watch you?
 
3:19 AM
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Q: About Google Instant

Lương Tuấn KiệtA prominent feature of Google Search Engine is to display the suggestions when users enter text for searching. Over the time, the several suggestions will no longer appear in the list of suggested phrases or Google sometimes does not come up with the suggestions. Can you explain the above case?

 
I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because it has literally nothing to do with programming competitions or code-golf. — DrMcMoylex 8 secs ago
 
@Dennis oooooooooooo :D
 
@Downgoat What version of git do you have installed on the TF2 server?
 
@DrMcMoylex :( no, sorry
1. Done for night, hurt hand
 
3:27 AM
2. WiFi screwed up, literally can't do anything except from mobile
Maybe tomorrow?
 
@Dennis what's "footer" on the nexus?
 
Maybe. If it was in the evening
 
and header for that matter
 
@ConorO'Brien Places you can put stuff so it doesn't get included in the byte count.
 
oh, cool!
 
3:30 AM
Quite useful for test suites/function submissions.
 
is the header executed before the code, and the footer after?
 
Unfortunately it wouldn't work for unnamed lambdas
(python)
 
Well, yes.
 
I presume that newlines are inserted between header, code, and footer?
 
@ConorO'Brien Yes. I considered not using newlines, but that would just be confusing.
 
3:32 AM
true. could you possibly add an option to disable newline insertion?
 
Huh. TIL
 
@DrMcMoylex did you beat my level?
 
Yeah. Options come later. For now, I'm porting interpreters.
 
okay, cool
this nexus thing is pretty sweet (suite? :P)
 
:)
 
3:35 AM
@orlp No, I haven't gotten to it because I've been pretty busy these last two days.
Thanks for reminding me though, I'll try it right now!
 
anyone else here with portal 2 that wants to take a crack at my hard puzzle level?
 
Is this your NP-complete puzzle thing?
 
no
just a regular puzzle
 
S/regular/freakin hard
@orlp I think I'm stumped
 
3:57 AM
@orlp sure, but not tonight
Link?
 
So far I've been trying to convert some 12TET music into 19TET music. Sometimes it's easy, other times it's hard/impossible. I wonder if I can make a challenge out of this.
 
@DrMcMoylex are you?
where are you stuck
@DrMcMoylex ?
 
Starred to remind me tomorrow
 
4:14 AM
So I'm wanting to post the first Martian homework challenge shortly... any last minute comments?
 
@orlp idk. I'm not even sure where I'm supposed to get to
I can get two boxes up on the little platform with the leaders, but I don't know if that's what I need
 
@DrMcMoylex at the start of the level
you saw the exit
you have to go up
but the exit only opens
if you block the laser
 
4:32 AM
Just beat Antichamber for the second time. Such a good game.
 
Haha, were you much faster this time?
 
Actually, I think I took about the same amount of time but almost got 100%. I'm missing exactly 3 pictures.
I did visit every room though.
 
Nice. I've never gone for ℅100 before
 
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Q: Please do my Martian homework

H WaltersMy homework is to write a Martian essay (see below) between 729 and 810 words, inclusive. Your task is to write a program that will generate the essay. History Around the turn of the 20th century, spiritualist Catherine-Elise Müller allegedly communicated with Martians. During somnambulatory ...

 
@DrMcMoylex got any further?
I have a solution video if you're really stuck
 
4:45 AM
No, I wanna figure it out. It might take me a while though, haha
 
@DrMcMoylex you have figured out the part with the second laser?
that activates when the main laser gets interrupted
 
@DrMcMoylex Yes
 
@orlp :O ooooohhhh.... I just thought of something I haven't tried yet
Unfortunately I can't try it out right now
 
Ah-ha! Got two of the three missing pictures!
 
5:04 AM
@El'endiaStarman Yes. good game
 
wat
5:22 AM
YES my internet works
 
\o/
 
Welcome to the internet
 
@Maltysen ok added ctrl+enter. not sure how i sohuld do textbox though. Maybe i should hvae sidebar on right for input, and 50% top be code 50% bottom be output
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Wait wat, cats don't have hands what is this a joke
@El'endiaStarman :O You missed such a prime opportunity for goat pun
 
@Downgoat Feature request: SSL for cheddar.vihan.org. That's pretty much a must if you expect people to pipe to sh.
 
ok that is true
will do
 
5:37 AM
Btw, did the full program wrapper ever make it into the default install?
 
5:47 AM
full program wrapper?
 
Yeah, the thing you wrote for TIO.
 
oh
that's still sitting in a branch, I have yet to PR it
 
Currently adding languages to TIO Nexus. Would be neat if I didn't need the wrapper anymore...
 
Btw you don't need global.SAFE_MODE because sandboxing.
 
6:06 AM
@DrMcMoylex and @EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ, I just achieved 100%! :D
 
I was thinking of making a program that would take a Turtlèd program and output an explained version, kind of like that esolang commenter program challenge, but better
And I'll write it in Turtlèd
 
@El'endiaStarman now beat my portal 2 level
if you can
 
any java fans around
or is everyone asleep
 
Java ;_;
 
@orlp Tomorrow. Gotta get some sleep. :P
 
Anonymous
6:21 AM
@El'endiaStarman Congrats. Antichamber is one of my favorite games ever. Now find all of the pink cubes.
 
Anonymous
And then try beating it without the red gun
 
Anonymous
And then speedrunning :D
 
Anonymous
The last time I attempted a speedrun of Antichamber, I completely forgot where the red gun is, and ended up beating it without the red gun, with an abysmal time
 
I did not realize there were so many antichamber fans in here
 
Anonymous
 
Anonymous
6:24 AM
Helps if I do the link correctly
 
I've got that beat:
2 days ago, by DJMcMayhem
And I let my younger brother and sister play it, so I have 100 hours on record, haha
 
googles Antichamber
> Antichamber is now available on Steam for Windows.
OK, that's two things I don't have. Nevermind.
 
I'm pretty sure it runs on Linux
s/pretty //
It definitely does
 
OK. googles Steam
.oO(I feel like I should know what that is.)
 
If you're not into PC gaming, that's understandable.
 
6:32 AM
When I was, games came in boxes. :P
So that means Linux. Huh.
 
Yeah, it's kinda dumb. Technically that means "steam OS" since they were pushing it for a while and they assume nobody plays on Linux
 
0/10 very intuitive
 
@Mego only 19 hours?
hah
 
Ha! My highest is 150
 
Anonymous
@orlp I only have 319.3 hrs on PoE
 
Anonymous
6:39 AM
But Antichamber takes roughly an hour for a speedrun (for my skill level, at least), so that's ~19 full playthroughs of a game that doesn't change across playthroughs
 
Anonymous
Which is very different than a MMO like PoE
 
Anonymous
3000+ hours is quite normal for people who play spectre builds :P
 
@Mego spectre builds?
I think the kind of gameplay I do in PoE is an entirely different game from what most do
@Mego look at this
friend of mine, but we have basically the same build
 
Anonymous
@orlp Summoners with spectres. Since getting a good spectre setup is so hard to do, people tend to not log out once they get a good setup.
 
Anonymous
@orlp Pizzablast pathfinder?
 
6:42 AM
@Mego what?
did you watch the video?
 
Anonymous
Wait that's CI, so no pathfinder
 
pathfinder is often CI
 
Anonymous
I thought people who do CI usually do occ
 
nah
 
Anonymous
Is the main skill not flameblast?
 
6:43 AM
either way that's cast on crit cospri's discharge
 
Anonymous
Oh
 
Good night! o/
 
Anonymous
CoC Cospri's Discharge is not at all "entirely different from what most do"
 
Anonymous
That was a hugely popular build in Prophecy
 
yes it is
I mean the clearspeed
 
6:45 AM
@DrMcMoylex bai
 
clearing maps in 30-60 seconds
 
Anonymous
I haven't played since Prophecy, so I have no idea what the meta is nowadays
 
is something only like 0.05% of the population does
@Mego cospri's didn't exist until essence
 
Anonymous
Because it requires gear that only 0.05% of the population can afford
 
^ ^
the gear is very expensive ye
 
Anonymous
6:46 AM
@orlp Cospri's Will or Cospri's Malice?
 
cospri's malice
 
Anonymous
Because Cospri's Will was introduced in Prophecy
 
Anonymous
And that's what I would think of for "Cospri's"
 
my gear is probably ~100 ex
 

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