The DMZ

Scott Pack

14:00

@RoryMcCune Red Team...Blue Team...Hat Team...

Rory McCune

@Simon nah it'd be like moonlighting </80's reference>

Simon

@RoryMcCune My age was negative in the 80's.

AviD

@RoryMcCune oh excellent.

should watch some of those. probably not hold up very well...

Rory McCune

@Simon thus my explanatory tag, now you can go look it up :)

kalina

@Simon mine too

Rory McCune

14:02

@AviD yeah I remember it being great, but not sure how it would fare now...

@kalina @Simon see you're bonding already over how you don't remember the best decade EVAR

Simon

@RoryMcCune What happened in the 80s that was so cool?

AviD

@RoryMcCune oh yeah. Did you ever watch The 80's Show?

@Simon Hair Metal.

Rory McCune

@Simon oh man, we had Dallas and awesome hairstyles, the new romantics the end of punk

Simon

b0ring

lawl

Rory McCune

@AviD didn't actually did it last long?

AviD

14:04

@RoryMcCune not even a season.

kalina

everybody born in the 80s or earlier should be subject to enforced euthanasia

Simon

rofl

Rory McCune

@AviD so often the case with attempted spinoffs...

AviD

@RoryMcCune Don't forget the rise of technology.

Age of the Geek, babay!

Rory McCune

@AviD yeah the first car phones!

@kalina Phew I'm ok then

AviD

14:05

@RoryMcCune yeah, was not anywhere near as funny as 70s. Almost all of the humor was "look how ridiculous the 80's were".

Not that they were wrong....

kalina

...

AviD

@RoryMcCune first (common) home PCs!

Simon

The first GC8s came out in the 90's, thus making it the best decade.

Rory McCune

@AviD god yes I'd forgotten golden age of gaming. 48k was all you had to work with and we still got classics like Elite!

Simon

And also the 22B came out in 98.

AviD

14:06

@kalina I bet you wind up marrying someone born before the 80's.

kalina

@AviD before the 80s?

not going to happen

Simon

loooool

wat le fuk

AviD

@kalina 70's, best decade to be be born in, evaaar

kalina

late 80s... possibly

they'd have to be older than me

guys mature far slower

AviD

@kalina late 80s?? Barely a teen during y2k.

Simon

14:07

@kalina phunny

kalina

@AviD ...

I was born in '93

AviD

@kalina exactly. So they need a couple extra decades....

@kalina were you even aware of y2k going on??

kalina

was I aware of the year 2000?

Simon

93 dayum

kalina

yes - I was 7, not stupid

do you mean something specific?

AviD

14:08

@kalina no no, I mean the near global disaster that us old fogies managed to save your ass from.

Simon

During y2k, I was chatting with people from France and I was amazed that y2k already happened for them.

kalina

@AviD you mean the date thing?

you old fogies should have saved us from it, it's your fault it happened

AviD

@kalina no thank you, I'm married.

Adnan

@kalina hehehehe

kalina

don't expect any credit for being stupid

AviD

14:09

@kalina but it didnt happen!

it was caused before us, we cleaned up the mess

Adnan

I always find that fact quite amusing

AviD

@RoryMcCune thats another thing for the 80's, started being aware of the Y2K bug.

kalina

it wasn't a bug, it was by design

Simon

Hi @Adnan. How are you today @Adnan? I'm fine, thank you @Adnan. Would you like to star one of my messages, please?

AviD

@kalina == design bug.

kalina

14:10

DON'T DO IT

@AviD == poor design

Simon

LOL

THANK YOU

AviD

dammit @Adnan! Starwall, man!

kalina

@AVID DELETE THAT MESSAGE

QUICK
QUICK

Simon

WAT

kalina

lol

Simon

14:10

HE UNSTARRED

UPDATE

AviD

@kalina exactly.

Rory McCune

@AviD yeah I was hoping to make major bank sitting in a datacentre somewhere on Y2K but it didn't happen...

Simon

PLS PLS PLS UPDATE

Adnan

@Simon Nope, a mod revoked my star.

Simon

ffs

AviD

14:11

@Adnan hahaha, wasnt me though

kalina

@Simon DENIED

Simon

sneaky

kalina

OH NO

ANOTHER STAR

Simon

wat no

kalina

AVID QUICK

Simon

14:11

UPDATE

WOOHOO THANK YOU

AviD

meh

Adnan

The starwall now looks like a dirty conversation between @kalina and @Simon

Simon

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the equivalent of a DDoS.

Fuck, someone actually is fighting the DDoS.

kalina

#winning

Simon

NO YOU CAN'T FIGHT A DISTRIBUTED DENIAL OF SERVICE

UPDATE

AviD

14:14

@Simon actually I know a few companies that have a product that do just that.

Adnan

@The mod who's revoking my stars. Please stop abusing the mod powers

kalina

quick, suspend @simon so he can't say any new things

quick, suspend @adnan so he can't star any new things

Adnan

The last message was relevant and on-topic.

AviD

2 hours ago, by AviD

I really dont care what any crazy canadian wears on his igloo-living, maple-licking, moose-riding head.

Simon

@AviD They're bad people.

AviD

14:14

hehe

Adnan

@Simon Don't worry, I fixed the situation. Now let's see.

Simon

okay

thanks

Adnan

@Simon Why were you asking for a star, by the way?

Simon

@Adnan For a hat. You're not part of the Winter Bash anymore, right?

Lucas Kauffman

@AviD That's quite offensive

Adnan

14:17

@Simon Nope.

AviD

@LucasKauffman what is? Not caring?

@Adnan wot does THAT mean? you gave up on hats?

actually, a pretty smart move.

Lucas Kauffman

@AviD OH SNAP

Simon

@kalina You're not even legal in the USA, noob.

AviD

@Simon 'course she is. 18 is the legal age.

and arent you younger?

Simon

Yes I'm 13.

You have to be at least 21 to buy booze in the states.

AviD

14:20

@Simon ohhhh, you're talking about alcohol. Whether it is legal for her to buy alcohol....

Adnan

@AviD Because I don't like how some users are behaving seeking the hats. I don't want to be part of this. Plus, I have my own Christmas hat.

AviD

different meaning from "you're not legal"....

@Adnan oh, I totally agree. Go upvote my meta-meta post.

Adnan

@AviD I did, the second you posted it.

AviD

that is fast!

Adnan

@AviD I mean when you posted it here in the chat.

kalina

14:22

@Simon age of consent here is 16

Adnan

@kalina Really? Same as here!

kalina

@Simon age of alcohol consumption here is 18

Simon

consent to wot

kalina

not that I drink

@Simon fucking.

AviD

@Adnan STOP HITTING ON @KALINA

Simon

14:23

Ya it's the same here.

Scott Pack

Age of consent is really weird. In the States it generally depends on the state and is different for different things.

kalina

@Simon age of cigarette purchasing here is 18

Adnan

@AviD I was genuinely surprised.

Simon

@kalina le same

kalina

not that I smoke

so basically

Simon

14:23

me neither

AviD

@kalina cmon, do you REALLY need to be so rude?

Simon

but i drink TO FIESTA

kalina

you can have sex before you're allowed to drink or smoke

Adnan

@kalina Checking teen pregnancy rates in the UK...

kalina

@AviD let's be fair, between the age of 16 and 18 any sex is really just fucking

AviD

14:24

@kalina and you can serve in the army and carry a gun before you can vote.

kalina

@Adnan probably the highest in the world

AviD

@kalina not always even that.

kalina

if not the EU

Simon

@Adnan Check them in Québec too because it's exactly the same.

kalina

sorry what I meant to say was

let's be fair, between the age of 16 and 18 any sex is just disappointing

Adnan

14:25

@kalina In the vast majority of cases, yes.

> Teenage birth rate per 1000 women 15–19

AviD

@kalina let's be fair, between the age of 16 and 18 most sex is solitary.

kalina

@AviD not in my experience

Adnan

@kalina Kabooom @Lucas

Simon

@kalina Brag about it.

Adnan

@AviD :|

kalina

14:27

er... no?

AviD

@Adnan you should also correlate with the legality / availability of abortion. Otherwise birth rate alone is missing some data.

Simon

@AviD I think that was creepier than anything I've ever said, congrats.

Adnan

@AviD A 40 year old asking a teenager to share sex stories from when she was younger. Yup, you're the keeping the room safe enough for your daughter to see alright.

Simon

^ 10/10

AviD

@Adnan lool, okay, fair enough

kalina

14:28

@Adnan I am not a teenager

AviD

I was hoping it would quiet the room down a bit...

Simon

COSMIC GATE ON SATURDAY

OMRGAWD

Adnan

@kalina In my eyes, you're 15-17

kalina

@Adnan your eyes are faulty

Simon

in my eyes am sxc

kalina

14:30

your eyes are also faulty

Simon

o

Adnan

@kalina In your eyes, do you think you're attractive?

kalina

I don't make such judgements

AviD

8 mins ago, by AviD

@Adnan STOP HITTING ON @KALINA

Simon

^lol

kalina

14:32

if I answer your question, I'll be obliged to back it up with proof, and I'm not going to do that

so I'm not answering you

Simon

= ufat

Adnan

@kalina Don't feel any obligation to me.

@kalina Whatever your answer is

@Simon Easy there, boy.

kalina

@Simon I'm actually underweight, just as bad as being overweight

Simon

soz

BONY?

pls no

Adnan

@AviD Actually, I was indeed attempting to flirt with her.

kalina

14:33

why "pls no"? It's not like you stand a chance

Lucas Kauffman

@Adnan Kaboom?

Simon

@kalina pls no 4 u

Adnan

@AviD I was waiting for her to say "yes, in my eyes I'm attractive" and then I'd say "Your eyes aren't faulty"

kalina

@Simon I'm fine, I don't need your "pls no"

Simon

oki

Adnan

14:34

@LucasKauffman Ahh.. llama. Bring @Lucas back

Simon

eat sum f00d

healthy f00d like mcdaonaldz

Lucas Kauffman

AviD

Okay, now I am going to step in soon - this is not at dating site, and though she might protest, at some point even @kalina will start feeling pestered here, or at the very least wont think this is a professional security site.

kalina

eww mcdonalds

Simon

HERE IS ONE OF THE MOMENTS THAT YOU LOVE TO HATE

AND YOU HATE TO LOVE ME SO

AviD

14:34

Which it's not, of course, but people should still think that.

Simon

BECAUSE EVERYTHING SIMPLE GETS COMPLICATED WHEN WE DON'T TALK NO MORE

Adnan

@AviD Ha?

kalina

@AviD hahahaha professional

Simon

I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU FEEL THIS WAY

AND I'M SORRY FOR MY ACTIONS YESTERDAY

AviD

@Adnan pathetic. Does that ever work for you? Player.

Simon

14:35

I'm tired of typing it.

soz y'all

Adnan

@AviD I'm so close to reply with something very insulting to that.

kalina

@Adnan DO IT

Adnan

@AviD It does. It also helps that I have hair on my head.

Simon

If we were on vent/ts/mumble (<-- lol)/skype I'd be singing it.

AviD

@Adnan Bald is the new hair. Baby.

Simon

14:36

@AviD Are you fucking serious?

Professional security site?

kalina

@ADNAN IS @AVID'S BABY: DATA ACCEPTED

Adnan

@AviD Oh, your age group is so cute. Still think "xxxxxxx. Baby" is a thing.

AviD

@Adnan hahaha

Adnan

@AviD Be careful with laughing, you don't want any more of your teeth falling.

Simon

WHERE'S MY DAMN HAT?

kalina

14:37

@Simon DENIED

Adnan

@Simon Eat some trees, Canadian boy.

AviD

@Simon partly, yeah. there is a delicate line to be had here, and your prancing around all over it.

@Adnan haha, so now I am the ancient one? But of old people jokes?

Adnan

@AviD So, asking a female about her underage sex stories doesn't cross that line?

Simon

@AviD wot

@Adnan DAYUM

AviD

@Adnan oh absolutely it does. And I stepped in.

kalina

14:38

@Adnan he didn't ask about the underage sex, he asked about the overage sex

@AviD you stepped in... on yourself?

AviD

though to be fair it was obviously not a SERIOUS request.

Lucas Kauffman

oh god the level in this chat room just keeps hitting new lows

AviD

and she wasnt underage in UK... but thats neither here nor there.

Adnan

@AviD Good, now wait for your moral power to buffer up and then ask us to cease very-mild-to-non-existent flirting.

AviD

@kalina oh absoluytely. I tend to do that.

kalina

14:39

@LucasKauffman I'm just sitting back and laughing

AviD

@Adnan oh the flirting is fine, until and if the victim of your flirting asks you to stop. It's the overly personal stalkery inquiries and comments that make things uncomfortable.

Simon

Did she ask him to stop?

Adnan

@AviD Could you please back the imaginary incidence with something?

AviD

►

@Adnan sure. @Simon.

Adnan

As far as I see, A- I did NOT flirt with @kalina. In fact, I borderline dislike her. B- She didn't ask to stop the non-existent flirting

Simon

14:41

LOL

Adnan

@AviD Please take a few moments, think about this, and then come back.

Simon

The middle of the sentence made me lol

kalina

dislike is the new deeply infatuated

Adnan

@AviD You're just embarrassing yourself at this stage.

AviD

@Adnan A - and I will keep mocking you anyway. B - I didnt claim she did.

@Adnan I think you're confused. At no point did I say you were out of line.

Simon

14:42

oki boyz let's stop this whole arguing and go back to normal (people laughing/picking on me).

Scott Pack

@AviD You mean like that time I asked you how the lunch with your kids went the other day?

Adnan

@AviD Look, man. Mocking me and joking about anything (behaviour, race, ethnicity, etc.) is all okay with me. In fact, I quite like it. What I don't like is when you talk in that "moddy" way to make me look bad, ending up making yourself look bad.

AviD

@ScottPack huh?

Scott Pack

@AviD Nothing.

AviD

@Adnan I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU.

Adnan

14:44

@AviD I have every right to be confused. You made every effort to guarantee that.

Simon

Jeeeeesus, everybody needs a Christmas break.

Adnan

@Simon Eat a bag of sexual organs.

Simon

Even @ScottPack is talking non-sense.

AviD

The only ones out of line were me and @Simon. And I squashed me right away.

2

Simon

@Adnan OM NOM NOM

AviD

14:44

@Adnan Oh, of course.

@Adnan lolwat?

Simon

@AviD When what how?

Scott Pack

@Adnan Dude.

Adnan

@AviD He suggested that we need a break, implying that we're angry. I'm not angry, and I assume you're not either.

Iszi

@AviD Yeah, but we don't have TL anymore. Next best thing here is "breaking the security of a specific system" which is filed as off-topic.

Simon

@Iszi hi <3

AviD

14:45

@Adnan 'course not!

@Iszi meh, I know, but its not breaking a specific system. I think we used a different one for specific exploits....

Scott Pack

Because what we need are more close reasons.

Simon

Now, who's rubbing it in my face?

Show yourself.

AviD

@ScottPack no, custom reasons.

@Simon is this like that kids book @Rory posted earlier?

Simon

@AviD I'm not aware of a such book.

AviD

4 hours ago, by Rory Alsop

The Story of the Little Mole Who Knew it Was None of His Business

Werner Holzwarth

Pavilion Children's Books

The Story of the Little Mole Who Knew it Was None of His Business Popular among both adults and children, 'The Story of the Little Mole' follows the quest of a mole as he tries to find out who "did their business" on his head. Full description

Adnan

14:49

@Simon and now you have a new hat. Congrats

Simon

@Adnan I don't see it! :(

Adnan

@Simon You'll see it when you really open your eyes.

kalina

you all done fighting over me?

good

Simon

@Adnan Okay.

Adnan

@kalina It's nice to see how you give yourself too much credit.

In that you're giving yourself any credit.

Jesus, @AviD! You bricked me! I can't turn off the mean-mode now!

kalina

14:54

It's nice that you try to be so serious but just get it completely wrong

AviD

@Adnan lol, sure, blame it all on me.

ManishEarth

Oy, pointy ears. Less raging, more crazy

kalina

IM NOT RAGING

YOU WANT CRAZY?

sets fire to the DMZ

Adnan

@ManishEarth More Glögi!!

ManishEarth

I was speaking to @adnan

kalina

14:55

why does he have pointy ears

I'm the pony

ManishEarth

Glögi?

Lucas Kauffman

@kalina woman stop being so hysterical

Adnan

@kalina Well, he's not exactly talking about my ears

@ManishEarth Google it

kalina

@Adnan o_o

ManishEarth

Ah.

kalina

14:56

@LucasKauffman ...

Adnan

@LucasKauffman Is this a Victorian-era reference? :D

ManishEarth

@adnan I am. Iirc one of your gravatars was seemingly pointy eared ...maybe this one

Why do you think Terry has a pointy ear on his gravatar? I gave it to him after determining that those with pointy ears get rep trains

Adnan

@ManishEarth Oooooh, true. Now I remember

Rory McCune

@AviD nope I didn't post a book

Adnan

@ManishEarth Also, very good drink. I'm currently having one

AviD

14:59

@RoryMcCune heh, no Proper @Rory, not Other @Rory.

Adnan

@ManishEarth Actually, that was my previous avatar. The one before Svetlana

Rory McCune

@AviD you'll need a wikipedia style disambiguation there methinks

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