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SmokeDetector

21:00

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: Excel: First Column Banded in an table by Business com on superuser.com

ArtOfCode

@ByteCommander if not, try once more. I added a forward to me so that I can go searching.

Byte Commander

kay, requested another one

Thomas Ward

@quartata i'd have to check, it's possible it's got less CPU cycles available to it, I think Lunar is running my mail gateway on another container on it, but I haven't seen anything major go wrong with it./

@quartata Supernova has absolutely nothing except Smokey on it right now, but it's a lower-spec box than Solar or Lunar. Lunar and Supernova are kind of failover worthy though as 'emergency' backups or such

M.A.R.

!!/report chemistry.stackexchange.com/a/92002/7448

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: Difference in pH of water and rainwater by jeff on chemistry.SE

Thomas Ward

21:05

i take it though Solar Flare is also the fastest compared to the other instances that I don't run, then?

SmokeDetector

tpu- by J F

Thomas Ward

(actually, it might be because I gave Smokey a dedicated IP address on Solar Flare... but IDK)

SmokeDetector

tpu- by rene on Excel: First Column Banded in an table [MS]

M.A.R.

@SmokeDetector K

Catija

WTF: cooking.stackexchange.com/questions/88241/…

quartata

21:08

tbh I'm kinda done worrying about SmokeDetector performance tho

we'll get a chance to optimize findspam some day

no point in slogging through it now

WELZ

@Catija LMAO WTF?!

M.A.R.

@Catija hehe

WELZ

We are not a dating app!

Catija

(I've edited it to remove the images but ... I'm really not sure what that's about)

M.A.R.

The real question is, who's Lemon Price?

Thomas Ward

21:10

@Catija I flagged as "unclear what you're asking" :P

so

WELZ

I flagged (before the image removal) as blatantly off topic

though, I'd still like to think that it is.

Catija

Pricing of food items is too localized but they sort of canned that reason.

M.A.R.

Before I was a core user again, the system used 1 or 2 of my flags.

Now that I'm a core user, the system still uses 1 or 2 of my flags.

Great!

WELZ

well, you're also a mar.... that contributes to less autoflagging

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Blacklisted user: Difference in pH of water and rainwater by jeff on chemistry.SE

Conflicting feedback across revisions: current, #1

tpu- by NobodyNada

Thomas Ward

21:13

i'm confused, what's 'conflicting' there

M.A.R.

@SmokeDetector WTH is that supposed to mean?

@WELZ WTH does that have to do with anything?

WELZ

@ThomasWard for some reason, having it posted as 2 posts.. with only 1 feedbacked does that

@M.A.R. abso-@#$-loutley nothing

Lol

J F

@thesecretmaster What’s webpaker doing that causes you trouble again?

Thomas Ward

sounds like that needs to be fixed :P

M.A.R.

Smokey is chasing its own tail

WELZ

21:14

@ThomasWard eh, too much work

Thomas Ward

I actually have another security patch to libc on Solar that might result in a quick reboot of it

M.A.R.

@WELZ Thomas could use some work to lose weight

Thomas Ward

which might break Solar Flare briefly :/

(yay for failovers?)

WELZ

🙊

M.A.R.

Unless this type of work makes him gain weight

Thomas Ward

21:15

@WELZ @M.A.R. except such weight is lost when you're clearing out a server room of some large and VERY HEAVY 3U, 4U, and 5U rack mounted servers

so

WELZ

[ SmokeDetector | MS | 🔥 ] Anti-Smokey Propoganda detected: (Now that I'm a core user, the system still uses 1 or 2 of my flags.) by M.A.R. in Charcoal HQ @M.A.R.

Thomas Ward

lol

M.A.R.

@WELZ K

WELZ

tpu- by WELZ

Thomas Ward

@WELZ NIFO

WELZ

21:18

Conflicting feedback across revisions: current, #1

oh and in good smokey style... Conflicting feedback across revisions: current, #1

Conflicting feedback across revisions: current, #1

non-stop!

Thomas Ward

NIFO should be an alias for 'Nuke It From Orbit" - give Smokey owner and let it mute the evilpeople here >:D

M.A.R.

Conflicting feedback across revisions for president!

Thomas Ward

and then delete the posts lol

@WELZ well then we issue stappit and boom

M.A.R.

@ThomasWard I am not evil :'(

WELZ

we ME

Thomas Ward

21:20

or Ctrl+C the thing on the command line, and then I show up and have to fix things and yell at whoever broke it :P

M.A.R.

Just a potential lovable troll

WELZ

Dec 19 '17 at 17:44, by ArtOfCode

also, facepalm of the day: I'm so used to the fire emoji being clickable that I tried to click one that my manager put in a message -_-

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thesecretmaster

@JF It existing. chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/43316008#43316008

NobodyNada

21:35

@thesecretmaster Was there something wrong with the answer you posted about importing a database dump? It seemed to work fine for me

Byte Commander

@ArtOfCode Last attempt to sign up was now 30 mins ago, and still not a trace of any email here... :-( Did you receive anything or get any status?

thesecretmaster

@NobodyNada Yes, I'm gradually editing it to work.

It worked as-was, but it made git unhappy

J F

^ could use a little spacing

Catija

Better than "hot new singles"?

J F

Noticed that Channels doesn’t include user-provided text in URLs (except for charcoal)

CalvT븃

21:42

That seems to be missing a "discover weekly"

M.A.R.

So, hot new singles used to be married like, an hour ago?

Or is it the same shiny "NEW" badge you see on your 20-year-old cheese flakes?

thesecretmaster

@NobodyNada [tag:status-completed]

M.A.R.

BTW, happy women's and mothers' day @Cat

WELZ

@M.A.R. wasn't that yesterday?

and isn't that in 2 months?

M.A.R.

@WELZ it was both here, today.

Having adapted it to Islamic traditions

CalvT븃

21:52

Mothers day varies a lot around the world

M.A.R.

But why do we need a day to celebrate @Cat's awesomeness?

Undo

should be a month or two

M.A.R.

Besides the fact that every other day is celebrating my awesomeness

Catija

^^^ No shame, this one...

<3 @M.A.R. You're sweet. :D

NobodyNada

@thesecretmaster Awesome!

M.A.R.

21:55

Wow, never realized rain on the window sounds a lot like French fries frying

Undo

you need thicker windows

CalvT븃

M.A.R.'s mind is something else :D

M.A.R.

@Catija <M.A.R. reacted to your post>

☺🙂🤗😏🙄😀😁

@Undo not all of us work and sleep in NSA, dude

Catija

I don't think those emoji are recognized by my system.

M.A.R.

They're smiling and grinning and what-not

CalvT븃

21:57

That's on Windows 10 with Chrome anyway

And that's me afk

M.A.R.

I think, though, to be a pro emoji user, you need to repeat the same frigging emoji over and over until it infuriates a chimpanzee let alone an educated man

omG CatiJA haPPy moders day lolol 😎😎😎😎😎😎

It's an emoji of a cool dude with sunglasses

Byte Commander

I find it disturbing that half of these are displayed colored and the others not

WELZ

@ByteCommander dumb unicode

Catija

Different releases, I guess...

WELZ

@CalvT븃 @Catija looks same by me

Catija

22:05

I see the first one but the other six are white boxes.

Byte Commander

I see all, but only 2nd, 3rd and 5th are yellow

SmokeDetector

22:33

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword with email in body, pattern-matching email in body: BG/SBLC/LOAN/PURCHASE by Mfortune on money.SE

tpu- by thesecretmaster

SmokeDetector

22:45

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: Android Content Experiments with Tag Manager not showing sessions after several days by Robert Freeman on stackoverflow.com

tpu- by NobodyNada

NobodyNada

@SmokeDetector I think he's trying to get the bounty by having a higher-voted answer than the other guy

I wouldn't be surprised if he post it again at the last second

thesecretmaster

I'm probably wrong, but isn't the rule to flag that as VLQ/NAA, because it doesn't fit the definition of spam or r/a?

NobodyNada

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A: Is a post like 'assdddsssafffwq' spam?

Note that this represents my opinion on the matter. It isn't an official stance, and shouldn't be taken as such. Additionally, this doesn't completely apply to cases of already-established users posting gibberish. It's probably better to flag those as NAA and give them the benefit of the ...

thesecretmaster

Ah, so it can go either way. Thanks

Undo

That's the "undo's non-policy answer" version. This one is the policy version:

70

A: Let's get aligned on how spam flags can be used

I vote the following: Red flags on gibberish are okay (handle as Helpful). Do we really want "sdfiushrf;usrgbsrilbslfibsl.eifub!" sticking around the site for longer than necessary? Red flags put the ability to remove these posts in the hands of a much wider scope of the community than communit...

TylerH

22:52

@SmokeDetector this question could do with protecting if there's an SO moderator active

(or 15k user)

Undo

eh, previous one was in 2017. Not worth it

Bounty expires in six minutes, which will drop a lot of the publicity

NobodyNada

@TylerH It's just been protected by Makyen

Makyen

I protected it and set an auto-revisit for 2 days at which point I'll unprotect it.

Undo

How are you doing that?

Have some kind of script? If so, I want it.

TylerH

no doubt it's a user script

It's almost to the point where Makyen has as many user scripts as Jon Skeet does rep :-P

Makyen

22:59

@Undo Currently unreleased version of the SOCVR Request generator. It, currently, allows you to set a reminder for 2 or 11 days (I'm probably going to add user-specified length). The question is then automatically opened in an additional tab upon your next visit to any SE question after the time expires. A notification is shown in the tab which you are viewing, and a sticky notice in the newly opened tab. You can leave yourself a custom message along with the revisit.

Undo

Nice

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Blacklisted website in answer, potentially bad keyword in answer: Windows 10 shows Critical_Process_Died after working on partition on Gparted Ubuntu 16.04 by SophieEllison on askubuntu.com

tpu- by tripleee

Makyen

23:15

@Undo Thanks. I'll be sure to ping you when there is a public release. It'll at least initially have a beta period.

drham

23:28

@SmokeDetector fp

SmokeDetector

@drham You are not a privileged user. Please see the privileges wiki page for information on what privileges are and what is expected of privileged users.

drham

dang

Glorfindel

FYI, that domain has been spammed several times during the last few days.

So it's definitely not an FP.

angussidney

@ArtOfCode re that email we got about channels: I can't find any settings for the user to do it themselves, do you have any ability to kick/permanently suspend the user or something?

Or will they have to contact SE?

tripleee

there were allegations that Art could do something like this

quartata

23:55

@angussidney uh oh

angussidney

Nothing bad has happened, someone just accidentally signed up and there isn't a way to get out

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