The DMZ

As tiny as my ween wot

I'm actually 1338 because who is 1337 these days?

@Anders :)

One doesn't simply install Kali as a primary OS

Some software are not provided "as is", because the impact of a fault would be too high. For examples: autopilot in planes, "autopilot" in automated subways, control software in nuclear power plants, some satellites, and any piece of software certified by CC EAL 6 or 7.

I mean, HTML xor 0x0D020400 = EVIL

@AviiiiiiiiiD Yes... DangerAss. Sounds like a bad porno name.

I see chat got weird again.

You are right: you found a bug in my implementation of Makwa

Happy birthday sec.SE! You're five years old today!

If I knew enough people would be annoyed by scores of 13 or 17, I'd deliberately upvote (even bad) posts to 13 or 17 :)

I never know what Google thinks is part of a street sign. Do I still check a square if it contains just an edge? Do I include the pole? Is a velomobile a car?

My tritherapy recipe : 1 part homeopathy, 1 part magnetism, 1 part quantum detox.

This one is so bad holy shit

"They're gotta be guilty of something, right? Else we wouldn't have arrested them"

Privilege de-escalation

@TerryChia I personally think the whole thing is shocking. A government has pulled off a large successful I.T. project !! I am stunned.

Wait, Iszi is a guy? I'm confused.

and I started the sentence as "getting me wet also results in gremlin like madness"

Everyone here would do well to remember the 1st rule of StackExchange: BE NICE.

For me the bear is an infosec celebrity.

@raz This is the DMZ. Everything's a euphemism.

Anyway, I agree that antisemitism is not on-topic here. However, speaking out against racism and genocide perpetrated by a controversial nation-state is most certainly not antisemitism.

I deem this bug: LABRADOODLE

@AviD he was 16 for ages. Time goes by Oddly for @Jis12yearsold. :D

I may have a mental problem.

the threat of romance scams can be mitigated by hating everybody

@MechMK1 Oh yeah, so I got a job offer finally! Longest job hunt ever, but I'm super excited. I'm officially a security person. Moving from engineer to "Application Security Engineer". Sounds similar but I will no longer be programming on a daily basis, so it is almost a career change

@Adnan You want to hide information by giving it to Facebook ?

I've seen anarchist minecraft servers that worked better than the US

I am trying to teach the rules to my 4yo so I can have a more level oponent

@TildalWave You know, rude behaviour is no less rude when there is no lady to be offended by it.

"Crying is okay, throwing up is okay - quitting is not okay."

We should just start feeding @ThomasPornin random code conspiracy theories and watch him generate real announcements from them.

there's actually a huge exploit...if an attacker knows your password, they can just type it in and get your files

Also your moderator elections are uhh... interesting. And terrifying. Mostly terrifying.

@JeffFerland nomination period begins in 3 days

Python: Your main task is finding the library that solves your task. You are convinced that there is a library to do this for you, you just haven't found it yet.

@J-- nobody read that

@MechMK1 leak their database, so you will know

@Iszi To punish people for coming into the room looking for flags.

@nobody "The DMZ is depressing because life is"