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@Herringbone_Cat Don't share personal information should be the top of both of those lists, social engineering is real and terrifying.
@DavidFreitag I heartily disagree. It should be like, #7-8 on the security experts list...maybe. It also falls under the heading of "common sense"..most people know not to give out their personal info unless they're really, recalcitrantly stupid.
@DavidFreitag the average person will do a lot better with two factor authentication than thinking they shouldn't share personal info.
@Herringbone_Cat Haven't heard of Facebook yet, have you?
@Iszi I had one of the first 1000 or so facebook accounts as my university was like #10 to be invited to join TheFaceBook. I never used it, since i had a security background, and I immediately saw its potential for a loss of all privacy. Still don't use it.
And yes, back then it was thefacebook.com :)
and for those who don't recall how facebook became cool..it was limited to only college students for the first year of its existence. Needed a .edu e-mail. They rolled it out one group of .edu's at a time so each school would sign in and it get popular there and then keep moving. Was a great marketing strategy.
Point is, I think Facebook is prima facie evidence that "most people" do not "know not to give out their personal info".
@Iszi Pics of kegstands and stuff like that isn't as important as SSNs and credit card info. People know not to post that on facebook. Except the truly stupid.
00:07
Or, perhaps under your assertion above, it may just be evidence that "most people" are "really, recalcitrantly stupid".
Know what? I'm going with that. Explains so much.
@Herringbone_Cat right, right, of course. For SSNs and credit cards, you want to post to Twitter.
@AviD Or just post pictures of them on instagram.
@NeedADebitCard
Please quit posting pictures of your debit cards, people.
210 tweets, 17.6k followers, following 0 users
@cr3d1tc4rds
pictures of credit cards on twitter
89 tweets, 15 followers, following 1 users
@Iszi ah yeah, thanks, thats the one I was looking for.
@Iszi yes. the truly stupid do exist...we're talking the bell curve end of standard deviation in those 70-80 IQ range..those people use twitter
00:10
I keep forgetting its debit, not credit.
@Herringbone_Cat you miss the point. Otherwise incredibly intelligent people completely dont get the extreme publicity of the internet.
@AviD No, I find that most of them do. Occasionally you get a real smart idiot, but most of the time, they're just plain dumb all the time.
Some of the questions are really bad :/
I try to respond anyway...
Everyone, even smart people, are idiots some of the time.
@MarkHulkalo not a good idea.
@AviD, like you said, we're all idiots some of the time.
But honestly, why not?
@MarkHulkalo it will only encourage them.
like the "will be moar haxors lol" q, should not be getting any kind of serious response. Then they just come back tomorrow and try again.
00:14
Maybe, but I see it as perhaps guiding them in the right direction... even if slightly. I don't want someone to come to the board and get chased off. Nobody really reads the intros.
Oh, no... I don't respond to those.
@MarkHulkalo so comment, and VtC, and explain why
@MarkHulkalo you did ;-)
@AviD Go look at that debit card twitter feed..the people posting images are... some guy getting released from prison, some people who can barely speak english in textspeek, and miscellaneous hoodrats.
Usually I try to comment and explain why.
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A: Why there is always a way behind Computer and Internet Security.

Mark HulkaloI prefer using this phrase to explain it: "If man can build it, man can destroy it." There's almost always a way around everything in this life, if only you're able to see it. It's not just limited to computers. You can only make things harder to achieve. Eventually, someone will find a way ar...

Eh, I am really bored though. =p
00:15
"ou no your an apple fan when your debit card has Steve jobs on it 😍 by jdenunzio123 " is one of the tweets for example
sounds like a real genius
@Herringbone_Cat, cringe.
This should be good.
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Q: Google.com serving *.portal.azure.com SSL certificate?

DeepSpace101Just ran across this in my own browser (Chrome, Mac OS) where going to google.com would serve a *.portal.azure.com certificate. It seemed to be signed all the way to the root too. This disappeared after 60-100 seconds. What is the most likely cause for something like this?

@Herringbone_Cat ya I know, buying apple devices.... dumbass
My certificates keep getting intercepted
@AviD That might be a flag. But the lack of knowledge on the spelling of homophones and use of conjunctions is what does it.
Generally you don't see intelligent people shortening "know" to "no" and also saying "your" when they mean "you're"
Especially native english speakers...
00:17
@Herringbone_Cat, yeah, my wife doesn't even do that. She isn't a native speaker.
@MarkHulkalo Yeah, it's definitely a hoodrat kind of thing. or a tween thing, but tweens don't have credit cards with steve job's pic on them :)
You gotta get that out of their system while they're still young.
Otherwise they grow up 2 be liek dis lols
@AviD, should I delete that response?
@MarkHulkalo meh, its not bad as it is, its just the question does not justify a response... dont worry about it.
@MarkHulkalo aww we miss Simon...
@Avid, duz simon talk like dis?
00:22
donuts
Ho hum... anyone else into reverse-engineering
?
@DavidFreitag we have the DVLA
@RoryAlsop Are they completely and utterly fucking useless like they are here?
@MarkHulkalo What kind of reversing?
00:40
@DavidFreitag, anything. Like recently, I found a funny way to turn a piece of malware back on it's author and use it to gain access to their machine. :x
@MarkHulkalo I'm into hardware reversing
Not so much software
@DavidFreitag, I've always wanted to do that. The best I can do is create little things to detect bugs.
Hardware reversing is expensive though
been getting into circuits and stuff lately, but I'm really a super novice
Trying to learn as I go
I started that way about ten years ago
00:43
That's how I learned pretty much everything I know
same here
Now I can pick up a language overnight, so I have that going for me, which is nice.
I basically learned everything I currently know in the last ten years
17 years here
Been fiddling randomly with every aspect of IT, except creating hardware, for that long.
That's my current job
00:45
Nice, what do you do?
designing and writing firmware for PCB's
More specifically, I mean
Nice
I've always been interested in security, though. I think it's my favorite
01:00
@DavidFreitag, so what exactly is hardware reversing? Are you bypassing some kind of circuit path or something, to make the hardware perform uh... a thingy?
@MarkHulkalo You can figure out a lot about electronics just by figuring out how other people have done it (similar to software). Also, if you do things right you can get access to a programming port and you can dump the firmware. Then it becomes a software reversing project.
Ah, I get it
But for multilayer boards sometimes you need an xray and other nifty (expensive) tools
@DavidFreitag Have you ever done work on devices that have protection against hardware reverse engineering (self-destructing circuits, or otherwise)?
(Excuse my lack of knowledge regarding the terminology)
Terminology is my biggest hurdle
I don't bother with it :x
01:07
@AustinHartzheim I don't really think such a thing exists
I've started to, thouh
Defending against hardware manipulation would be extremely difficult
@DavidFreitag I believe they are specifically used in devices using DRM. I was going to ask your opion on the sophistication of the technology. It sounds like there is more or less "always" a way to remove it, but the question is how many boards you destroy in the process or how slowly you go.
I'll see if I can find some more information.
@AustinHartzheim Those are generally pieces of software, not hardware.
Anything can be broken/circumvented
01:10
But usually defeating DRM means hardware reversing
Keyword, resistant ;)
key word*
@MarkHulkalo Indeed. That is why my question was about how well it actually works.
@AustinHartzheim Usually you won't find anything like that.
If you have something that really needs to contain information that must not be leaked, it is an offline device.
If it's the same as software, then there's always a way to break it down. You can run it through a debugger and find a function that stops you from doing something, and either disable it or make it move to the next part
(Just guessing)
@DavidFreitag, offline, but internet-capable?
01:15
@MarkHulkalo No, offline as in completely disconnected
@MarkHulkalo The idea is to prevent debug access. I.e., you cannot see or touch the internal circuit traces. At least, not without physical (sometimes chemical) removal of the protection. But the second Wikipedia article provides some examples of other ways to find out what's going on inside the circuit.
Oh, I don't know too much about that; I'm only guessing by referring to software methods
@MarkHulkalo If you are interested, I believe there was a beginner-friendly video about clock glitching from one of the recent CCCs. I can dig it out for you if you want.
Yeah, please
I love this kind of stuff :)
01:20
@MarkHulkalo This should be the one: ftp.ccc.de/congress/31C3/h264-hd/…
@AustinHartzheim Oooh a link that triggers a direct download... Nooo.
Got anything text-based?
@AustinHartzheim LOL, their ssl cert only works for www.ccc.de and not ccc.de that's funny.
@MarkHulkalo Nothing that I have personally used. My hardware reverse engineering knowledge mostly comes from the CCC videos.
Hmm, do they have subtitles?
01:24
I know they were doing (or planning on doing) some changes with their SSL.
They were using CACert for a while, which works if your audience knows what CACert is.
Of course. Everyone knows what CACert is!
googles
@MarkHulkalo They might. I believe they tried to have them subtitled live. YMMV.
And I thought I was cool with my drone-based wifi haxor machine :(
@MarkHulkalo I am not finding a separate subtitle download. And I might be thinking of their goal to have every video translated to English/German (live), not subtitles.
That would indeed be helpful. I do not have speakers attached
01:29
Why can't the rest of the world just use English? Sheesh.
I know, right?
他们怎么不会英语啊
Well, I don't think you can wage much complaint against the CCC.
The conference is held in Germany and the majority of the talks are in English, even when the speaker knows German natively.
I need to learn german.
ich bin Mark Hulkalo
There isn't enough time in the day to learn everything you want...
@MarkHulkalo Time only exists so that everything doesn't happen all at once.
@DavidFreitag If we are going to get philosophical, isn't time the crux of the security battle?
01:36
I'm currently time-locked in Gallifrey. drumming
 
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03:09
i have a question/problem/....thing
i've noticed that my zipfile cracking script has been able to find many different passwords that are able to decrypt a single zip file
is this a known issue?
03:54
@TheDoctor I assume you have verified that these do, in fact, decrypt the ZIP file. (That is, it is not merely a bug in the script.)
I would not be particularly surprised to find that multiple passwords work, but the number and readability of those listed are quite striking.
I've been meaning to read this for a while now. Section 2.2, about filtering possible passwords, might be of interest: math.ucr.edu/~mike/zipattacks.pdf
04:19
@AustinHartzheim I've verified at least 4 of them, using the mac unzip utility
@TheDoctor That's what you get for using a mac.
 
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11:01
@DavidFreitag I like how we helpfully give cyber criminals feedback on how to improve their malware
 
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12:31
Happy birthday sec.SE! You're five years old today!
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@Xander Still acts like a five year old :')
@Lighty We wouldn't love it if it didn't.
@Xander Who said that was a bad thing? xD
Yup it's going to be one of those days
all week long
12:44
No I am working today while everyone is home for Veteran's day
Adi
Adi
13:21
@Xander Time flies
nott fast enough
14:09
@Adi, what do you mean?
@Adi Regarding this
Adi
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14:30
@MarkHulkalo Awareness regarding certain dangers, and how to avoid those dangers by utilizing flaws in them, has the inherent problem of helping the danger originators to learn the flaws in their methods.
The benefits outweigh that problem, though.
but it's still a problem intrinsic to the awareness-spreading process itself.
Indeed, I prefer to help them... makes it so much easier to circumvent their methods. :p
But you're right
It's not a one-way street, though. Malware authors also teach us things.
15:00
@Adi In broad words, European and American troops forced open the market of Qing China, not the other way round.
15:27
Holaaa
long time
Anyone cares to help me on a challenge ?
It is a stupid question but im running out of time
15:55
@Lamia shoot
 
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18:21
Cassie Stone on November 11, 2015
Talking is hard. Talking about diversity is harder.
got a general networking security question. I've got internet through my University Campus, but I VPN out to my apartment first before I make requests to the Internet. My main question here is whether my assumptions on this are correct:
@Adi I think it's less about advice and more about helping victims...
(1) The University would be able to intercept standard traffic from my computer to their network and decrypt it (802.1X connectivity)
(2) Using OpenVPN would encrypt that traffic further so that only my computer and my network off-site would be able to decrypt that communication.
(3) ISP at my off-site location would be able to intercept from that network outbound to the Internet
ultimately being the University wouldn't be able to decrypt the VPN'd traffic
i'm assuming this is a valid analysis?
@ThomasW. Somewhat, but I'm not sure what you mean by "standard traffic". Also, you don't say what your routing table looks like and if all requests, including DNS, are going over a full tunnel VPN.
@Herringbone_Cat "Standard Traffic" as in non-VPN'd. let me pull my routing table, give me a minute to establish the VPN
18:26
@ThomasW. If it's a full tunnel VPN, basically, all the TCP/IP traffic should be VPNd..and all they should see is DHCP, ARP, and broadcast-level services e.g. bonjur or netbios probes
@Herringbone_Cat gist.githubusercontent.com/teward/287808fae45efc76ce57/raw/… is the routing data and DNS data. BIND9 resolver is local, so it should be responding based on the route.
@Thoa
well that was a tab fail
it's OpenVPN to my own private OpenVPN server
@Herringbone_Cat hehehe :)
The DNS search domain is set to your uni.. i'm not sure where you get the root hints from
@Herringbone_Cat DHCP.
>.>
hate it
oh that's why
network setting in Network Manager was reset
edits and resets to test
18:33
But that traffic should go over VPN as well (dns udp or in the rare event of tcp queries)
now what is 192.168.250.5, is that your router at home?
@Herringbone_Cat that's the private IP subnet range on the tunnel from the pfSense appliance at home
which goes out to Comcast past the pfSense
Got it. In that case, yeah, they're basically only seeing encrypted traffic. However, comcast can (and does, especially DNS) spy on the traffic from there
(which I don't care if they see what i'm doing, but what i' mlooking up for research for a class is against the University terms of use, so...)
You shouldn't run afoul of that....since it's a home connection, I doubt you'll be able to open enough TCP sockets or use enough bandwidth to raise flags.
wow it's dead in here...
18:36
However, if your needs change or thoughts about the most evil company in america being your ISP, you can get an AWS/rackspace/etc cloud server and just run openvpn on that. Should be fairly cheap.
19:15
@Herringbone_Cat I've got a bunch of VPSes with RamNode I could set up as VPNs, but the issues at hand are just making sure I can do my research from the campus without them killing my internet access because i'm researching the security concerns of given 'bad things' as part of my network security classes.
and Comcast is aware that I am doing research for a network security firm as well offsite so... :P
@ThomasW. And comcast is OK with that? :) Pentesters tend not to use comcast...
Also I find it odd your'e doing research for class that your campus won't allow their network to be used for
Has to be some kind of loophole in this with campus judicial. :)
In either case the short answer is if your full tunnel VPN is setup properly, all the traffic outside of your immediate subnet will be encapsulated with encryption and not readable to an intrusion detection system or other snooping
Depending on the VPN client, traffic to your immediate subnet might be allowed to go out...so watch your RFC1918 address space. Easy to test with ping as well
Adi
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19:57
@DavidFreitag No no.. of course it is. Helping the bad guys is just an unavoidable side effect
@Adi Unfortunately, yes.
@Adi One school of thought is that if we can, through our advices, make the bad guys more competent at what they do, then, in the grand scheme of things, it would still count as a gain.
At least, somewhere, someone will know what he is doing.
20:26
@Herringbone_Cat it's not pentesting - the actual subject matter is Tor, which the campus doesn't like
(and actively beats you with a stick if they find out you're running or using it)
Comcast doesn't care as much about research about Tor itself
the subject matter of the research paper is "Security Concerns Related to Tor"
@Herringbone_Cat if I had my way I'd argue it's for the net security class. I want to avoid having to involve campus judicial crap
but meh
 
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22:36
@ThomasW. Send me your paper when you're done. I hired an engineer 2 years ago who went to your uni, and have been very happy with his abilities. Might have something you'd be interested in San Francisco. I'm not kidding. :)
@Herringbone_Cat Got any opportunities for an EE major :b
22:54
@DavidFreitag What's funny is this guy actually WAS an EE major.
Not even a comp sci major.
But I do systems/IT, not programming, and comp sci majors tend to gravitate right towards programming; snce it's the quickest way to make $$.
I enjoy doing it all
Programming, front-end, back-end, tech support (hardware/software), networking, et al
@MarkHulkalo I admire your perserverence. :)
Not satisfied doing one thing... so I do a lot of extra stuff when I get home.
Me neither, I've always been a bit of a generalist. Security is my main specialty though.
Security is what I do on my spare time / at home
At work, I am... uh... a web dev
23:02
That said, serious development is full time programming..and teams are just developers with no room to do other things.
Wow a web dev who is into security? :) Most web devs have..contempt..for security
And a back-end / database guy
They give me random roles... I like it
Basically the modern startup in silicon valley wants all its employees to be full stack developers
And I'm even getting some Unix here and there
and they do agile/scrum all that nonsense all day every day and plug away
Yeah? I'm fuller than full stack, I think
23:03
@MarkHulkalo Do yourself a favor then and don't call it Unix. :)
WHYCOME
Seriously when I hear "UNIX" the noob alert goes off in my head
UNIX (not Unix) hasn't existed since bell labs and the 80s
You're probably actually working with Linux....unless you've got BSD? Solaris god forbid (i used to be as olaris/sparc admin)
Meh, I've been calling it unix for a long time
All of which fall under the group of POSIX-Compliant operatin gsystems, but NOT UNIX. UNIX is an AT&T trademark.
but yeah, actually, this is Linux... but they keep calling it Unix, so I'm just going along with it
23:05
Yeah, people have, but it's deprecated as a term to describe posix-compliant O/S's
Whose they? :)
I CAN'T TELL YOU I WORK FOR A TOP SECRET COMPANY
Old fogies, even older than me? :)
Actually I know folks who worked at Bell Labs and they won't use the term UNIX to describe Linux.
It's the microsoft guys that say UNIX. The people who can't operate a shell.
Yeah, the guy has been literally working with Unix longer than I've been alive, I think
And he's really good at operating a shell :p
Probably tradition in his case so I'll give it a pass. But yeah generally people don't say unix anymore unless they're just learning it.
in which case they're actually learning Linux ;)
Yea, it's definitely Linux
23:07
Yeah. Linux has cool stuff like..package mangement. Want to install something on UNIX? Well, you uncompress the .Z file, and then you can untar (tape archive!) it, and it might have a makefile
You can use proprietary AT&T make (rather than GNU gmake, which is 'make' on Linux) to then compile it using the c compiler (nto the GNU C compiler, gcc, that's linux!) or whatever else and pray it compiles and runs
And since UNIX never got aruond to supporting ELF binaries or anything modern you'll probably end up with an a.out piece of crap.... the story continues..
@MarkHulkalo Keep doing so. Just FYI, Herringbone_Cat is either full of it or trolling. It's only a tiny minority of mostly-ignorant people who believe that there is some reason why Linux wouldn't be a Unix.
I'm starting to feel like in general, people don't really trust me because of my rather... unique interest in IT security. But I'm really harmless.
Linux is not UNIX™, but it is a Unix. Like *BSD.
23:08
I just like to make sure all my stuff can't be broken, at least not very easily.
But maybe I take it too far. :/
@Gilles I'm neither, and i'm being honest based on my experiences at numerous conferences and working in this world for a long time. :)
@Giles, I know. It's Unix-like, and I'm actually just gonna go ahead and refer to it as Linux again. I guess
Or @Herringbone_Cat will humiliate me in front of everyone
Gilles is actually correct though, UNIX is AT&T and Unix s a family of OSes that includes all the POSIX stuff.
It's just that, imho, the term is deprecated in general.
Partly because of the trademark/copyright issues.
Funny BSD story
I used to consult for UC berkeley, which as you know is where BSD (Berkeley Software Distribution) and I went into their data center about 5 years ago, they showed me all their IBM Z series mainframes etc etc
and I asked.."Hey, where's all the BSD boxes? I see MS Logos, Penguins..where's BSD?" ..and they engineer said, we have a saying in spanish...
23:12
MAINFRAMES
unix.stackexchange.com <-- for a deprecated term, it has it's own StackExchange site...
Did you just say MAINFRAMES?!
"In the home of the blacksmith, wooden knife."
Mainframes is a deprecated term! :D
I think.
@RoryMcCune I think it makes sense for the name because it's the only thing that they can group all those OSes under. But notice it's called Unix & Linux and not just "UNIX"
@MarkHulkalo and a deprecated practice! Doesn't stop moneyed universities from running them still though.
23:14
I love using the word mainframe
heh, people should try telling UK banks that mainframes are deprecated...
'cause they mostly/all still run their core systems on them
Credit Unions in the U.S. do that too
@Herringbone_Cat the reason it's called “Unix & Linux” is that a majority of people who are interested in the site know the name “Linux” but not “Unix”. The name is redundant: the site could be called “Unix” but then a lot of the potential audience wouldn't know that it's relevant to them.
I went to get a loan for a vehicle, and the guy... he telneted into the application... sigh
@Herringbone_Cat sure linux questions go along with unix ones, makes sense to group them together...
23:17
@Herringbone_Cat, so you're in Sanny Franny?
@RoryMcCune yeah, it's not just the UK banks. I used to consult at Credit Suisse. I helped them buy a Sun M5000 sparc station so they could continue to run deprecated old software that couldn't handle their huge amounts of data. So they threw more hardware at it..
like a $500k server that performed like a $10k intel server
Wonder how anyone can bear to be spending so much money on rent there. I'd probably buy an RV and live in the parking lot or something.
@Herringbone_Cat, that's incredibly sad. Why not rebuild the programs? They aren't that hard to do. I specialize in rebuilding a lot of things from the ground up, and it doesn't take long for something like that. :(
@Gilles Yes, this is part of why unix is a bit of a deprecated/old term. People know Linux now. So basically, that's my point.
@MarkHulkalo Because policy prevents it. They need to buy supported, enterprise software
Change the policy then, imho.
@Gilles There used to be a job title that I had called "UNIX Administrator" and pretty much no one hires for this job title anymore, at least ni Silicon Valley.
@MarkHulkalo Good luck with that. Most banks require 5 signatures just to reboot a server.
23:19
lmfao, they do
I need like 20 signatures to get a lot of things done
@MarkHulkalo Change control and risk management..banks love that..so their IT is red tape clad
@Gilles They hire "Linux engineers" now :)
So Simon and Kalina are still not back? Don't they think they had about enough fun without us already?
It's not just banks. It's pretty much every major corporation, I think.
Yeah, I see that, but moreso banks. But if it's a publically traded non-tech company, yeah, lots of red tape in IT
@MarkHulkalo and yes I do live in SF. I have rent control. There is a trailer park near my office. THe wait list is years long.
There's a lot of red tape where I work. I see the need for it, though. Wouldn't want to affect millions of customers if there's a fudge up.
How much is the trailer park?
23:24
@MarkHulkalo and SF has numerous laws about not being able to park vehicles longer than 26' or taller than 6' (meaning any RV or extended van)
@MarkHulkalo I'm not sure, but my friend lives on a boat in oyster point and pays $900/month mooring fees for a 26' catalina sailboat.
I have rent control. My one bedroom apt with a garage costs me $1600, market is now $3500, which is INSANE.
I turned down so many offers in SF
Just couldn't imagine paying $4800 per month for a 2 bedroom apartment.
23:26
Well, I moved here during the downturn. I'm becoming less and less enthralled with SF culture and can't wait for the tech bros to leave, in all honesty.
And they required rent+deposit.
Who are the "tech bros", and why are they annoying?
@MarkHulkalo I'll give you some advice: if you're not married, and not into polyamory, SF is not for you. :)
@MarkHulkalo They are the armies of recent college graduates getting paid $150k+ to work at the likes of uber, airbnb etc. They are responsible for the rising rents in SF, gentrification, and basically all the newsworthy issues SF is facing
@MarkHulkalo the problem is they come from a very mainstream culture instead of silicon valley/nerd/geek culture, so it's creating a cultural divide
Yeah, we're pretty monogamous.
Oh what the hell, $150k for a recent graduate...
I'm making less than half that. :/
@MarkHulkalo Dude, my friend was a lyft driver and got hired as a UX designer..despite NOT KNOWING what a UX designer was..for $95k a year
It's been 2 months and he STILL has that job.
The... the what
UX design is easy too lol
I like where I'm at currently, but that's definitely something to consider.
23:30
@MarkHulkalo Unfortunately the bubble will burst at some point.
I'm pretty secure I'll be around when the bubble pops, but IDK about all the tech bros. Might be bad for the industry having all these people hungry for work.
@TildalWave Kalina has been here a couple times. It's just that you weren't.
@Arperum All these people making sense and staying on topic here? It's unbearable LOL
where's the lord of the donuts then?
@TildalWave No clue. But I've heard legends that he would still be alive.
didn't he change his nick to "double O naught"?
@TildalWave basically.
23:39
D0naught ...
he never could spell :))
@Herringbone_Cat Why? I don't get this. :( I take responsibility for my code because I have a duty to do so. Not just to my team leads, but to our customers.
@Herringbone_Cat You mean like software will stop working as advertised? :D
a bit late for that
If our customers' data gets breached, I could be out of a job for not taking the necessary steps to get it right. Even worse, the company could go out of business. And I only work for companies whose products I believe in.
@MarkHulkalo Yes. Try doing some big corporate RFPs. They want to know how long your company has been in business, and if you're in the software business <10 years, it gives you like -5 points on the bid.
@MarkHulkalo We have a lot of issues in this in the healthcare sector I work in, at a startup. Big organizations want to buy from GE or Siemens, not from a startup. We have actually sold our product through Siemens, same product, but with their brand.
@Herringbone_Cat, Yep, The healthcare sector has that pretty bad.
23:46
@MarkHulkalo Finance is a close second
(I work in the healthcare sector, and I'm overzealous ;) )
@TidalWave it's more about if that happens, they have someone with assets to sue for breach of contract
But I've at least gotten to the point where I can quickly write security-based applications that automatically undo h4x0r damage in a week or less.
And even stop it altogether.
basically h4x04 damage is not possible at my company
if it happens, we have a HIPAA Breach, and that's it. We all go home. Parking lot clears out. The end.
Thus the reason I'm gainfully employed
That's it, as in boom... company implodes?
23:49
No startup has the ability to withstand a CMS audit and a real HIPAA breach
once you hit the HIPAA reporting requirements, no one will trust you again
YOu're not established like Anthem where they can shake it off.
Yea, but I wouldn't say it's not possible
I mean, I could probably do it :x
But I'm a good guy, so I'd never do something like that.
Hah. Well, if the breach involves PHI and triggers reporting requirements, it's end of show.
And don't worry, I'm sure plenty of people are currently trying.
@Herringbone_Cat I will consider it, thanks. (Though, I"m on the far other side of the states)
The security layers we have in production can be described as, stringent.
I worked for a company previous that had all their user data breached by Chinese hackers
They refused to report it, even though I kept suggesting
23:51
@ThomasW. Eh, we have thousands coming to SF every week for that reason. :) Let me know.
@MarkHulkalo yeah, if you don't report under HIPAA it stops being a civil matter and start sbeing a criminal one
I'm not going in front of any federal jury, I'll fnid another job. :)
And then the straw was being asked to commit multiple felonies to cover things up
Yep, I peaced out pretty quick.
Definitely for the best. The security industry can be VERY shady like this.
That's why I considered removing all references to IT security from my list
Consultants being bribed/coerced to do illegal things and cover stuff up is actually common
I get people wanting me to hack for them. That... that isn't what I do.
23:53
Yeah, I learned that lesson as a teenager. There's a lot less paranoia and better income/comfort in being legitimate about it
Plus once people find out you're into infosec, they act suspicious of you.
At least that's been my experience. And I get literally dozens of requests to hack someone in any given year. Drives me nuts.
Actually people never ask me that, but they do ask me for help when people are harassing them or they feel they are at risk, or have had an incident.
Really? You're lucky
My former boss asked me to hide his kiddy porn convictions
:/
hah, i think the people I'm aruond might be more savvy then
I don't hang around anyone dimwitted enough to 1) admit their CP convictions 2) think ssomeone can "hide" them magically. Sounds like a lot of TV watching makes them think of hacking of somethign it isn't.
Got one recently. "Please hack my overseas girlfriend, I don't trust her. Here's her username to Facebook"
23:56
and hopefully 3) ever get convincted of CP or anything dodgy like that :) but then 1) they wouldn't tell me
@MarkHulkalo yeah..that's some dimwit action :)
Supreme dimwittery, but it stressed me out
Not the facebook thing. The other thing
fc
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