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10:00
Or One Piece. Those are hot garbage.
Anonymous
Yeah, I feel that actually Mech. The second season was...
Anonymous
For sure wasted.
@J-- Watch something classy, like Serial Experiments Lain.
Anonymous
I agree, actually. But I still liked it.
You can't be a hacker without watching Lain. FACT
10:00
Isn't kirito like a hardcore lolicon?
Anonymous
I'll be honest, I can't get into anime.
Anonymous
I only liked SAO because it was about videogames.
@J-- Not all anime is the same.
Anonymous
I know, but, eh. I can't see myself enjoying it.
#NotAllAnime
10:01
There's a big difference between moeblobs and deep, quality anime.
Anonymous
I tried Hunter X Hunter as well and uh
@J-- Give Serial Experiments Lain a try. It's from the 90s and shaped hacker culture.
Anonymous
whats the other one, hang on.
It's completely different from what most people consider to be anime.
Different style, different tone, different pace.
Paprika is really good too
10:01
It's much deeper and more reflective.
Anonymous
Oh yeah Attack on Titan
Paprika (Japanese: パプリカ, Hepburn: Papurika) is a 2006 Japanese science-fiction psychological thriller anime film co-written and directed by Satoshi Kon, based on Yasutaka Tsutsui's 1993 novel of the same name, about a research psychologist who uses a device that permits therapists to help patients by entering their dreams. It is Kon's fourth and final feature film before his death in 2010. The film stars the voices of Megumi Hayashibara, Tōru Emori, Katsunosuke Hori, Tōru Furuya, Akio Ōtsuka, Kōichi Yamadera, and Hideyuki Tanaka. Kon and Seishi Minakami wrote the script, and Japanese animation...
Anonymous
I tried that too, didn't like either.
Anonymous
I'll watch an episode @forest
What about Death Note?
10:02
@J-- It's one of those shows which starts slow and really trippy.
@MechMK1 You've seen Lain right?
@forest Nope, barely watched any anime at all
Eh, Death Note is one of those "typical anime". Someone who doesn't like anime won't like Death Note.
Anonymous
Death Note? Um, I don't think I've seen it.
@MechMK1 My god what is happening to hacker culture?
@forest I'm just a pleb
Didn't consider myself a hacker until like a couple of years ago
I'm a skiddie, nothing more
Anonymous
10:03
forest has been a hacker for some 800 years, thats what you need to remember mech :D
Hacker as in the RMS definition.
Anonymous
You know, since hes a forest...
@forest I'm not even that
Literally just a guy who does pentests for a living and that's it
I was hacking back in the days of the Silurian.
I can't really find joy in anything I do anymore
Anonymous
10:04
@forest hahahahaha :D
I don't know when that started
Anonymous
@MechMK1 hey! what about talking to us? :( gonna make me cry.
@MechMK1 When you stopped finding joy in life?
@J-- Of course I enjoy that, but when I said "I can't find joy", I meant something I really want to dig into
Something that just grips me, that kindles my passion
Anonymous
@MechMK1 Yeah I was just teasing you.
10:05
you've completed... learning ;)
Anonymous
I got it :D
Everything just feels kinda of "Meh" at this point
Solution: Became a black hat.
We've got hookers and blackjack.
Anonymous
and coke...
And meth.
Anonymous
10:06
mountains of it.
I've got no need for either :D
But thanks for the offer
And roots and shells and all the boxen you could pop.
the chat has stopped autoscrolling again
Reminds me of "I've experienced more peer pressure to watch anime than to do drugs"
Anonymous
10:07
Hahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Anonymous
ahahahahahah thats funny
Anonymous
who said that?
Anonymous
im dead.
Saw it in a screenshot from twitter
it's 100% true though
Anonymous
thats actually funny
Anonymous
10:07
hahahah
Anonymous
@MechMK1 yes, agreed.
Well I'm nothing if not an anime pusher. Gotta get people into the gateway anime before moving them on to the more hardcore ones. It starts with a little SnK and maybe some slice of life and before you know it BOOM, you're watching Ergo Proxy.
Anonymous
And a hooker pusher, apparently.
"Hey, you wanna smoke some weed with us?" - "No thanks, I'm not into that." - "Fair enough"
"Hey man, did you ever watch 進撃の巨人?" - "No thanks, I'm not into that." - "What? Oh come on, you'd enjoy it if you tried it!"
Anonymous
@MechMK1 :D
10:09
You know it's true
Anonymous
Yeah, as much as it is funny, it is very true.
I wish I had the time for anime
But I feel like my day is so fucking short
ffs my little finger is going numb
i do hope it's how i'm sat at this desk, and not a clot or something actually bad :D
Anonymous
@MechMK1 forest already gave the solution for short days...
Anonymous
meth.
Anonymous
10:10
highly effective.
Meth makes my day longer?
Anonymous
you'll never run out of time again, well, not for 2 days or so.
Anonymous
pretty much....
Whatever, may as well start smoking meth
Anonymous
not sleeping for 24-48 hours does tend to increase your days length yes
10:11
Smoke meth. Hail Satan. Watch animu. Read mango.
I'm the kind of person who could sleep 15 hours
Anonymous
Not on meth...
Yeah because I've never smoked meth
:D
Anonymous
:)
Honestly, at this point I couldn't care less about my body
10:12
@J-- You gun wanna delete the comment, or we can click history.
Anonymous
@forest Good point lul
Forest always looking after you :D
Anonymous
Yes :D
Anonymous
Forest = better parent than I ever had.
Anonymous
lul
10:13
I've stopped caring about my diet too
I'm just stuffing myself with junkfood
I'm probably a better parent to you than I am to my actual daughter.
Anonymous
You won't need to worry about diet on meth either.
Given that I delayed making her dinner for two hours. Cuz muh debugging.
Hopefully I'll die from a heartattack in my 30s
@forest Teach her to debug
Then cook for her while she debugs for you
Anonymous
^
10:14
lel
Or teach her to cook, whichever is easier
Anonymous
forest, if she can use a gun, surely she can work an oven? :think:
@MechMK1 No, hopefully you'll die from a meteor. Do you want people to remember you as "that one dude who got fat and died" or "that badass who was hit by an actual space rock"?
@J-- Well yeah but I'm terrible at cooking so all she's learned to do is make pizza.
Anonymous
Oh right makes sense :D
Mostly because that's all I can reliably do. We live off sandwiches otherwise.
Anonymous
10:15
I am also terrible at cooking. I order food no less than twice a day lul
@forest If I get to choose, yeah
But I think heart attack is more under my control
I feel bad for the guy yelling at the Las Vegas shooter "Kill me you fucking pussy-ass bitch" and he didn't shoot him.
Anonymous
HAHAHHAHAH ^
Did that happen?
Anonymous
^
Yeah
There's even a video of it
Anonymous
10:16
man, i'd be pissed...
Imagine wanting to die and even the CIA operative instigating a false flag operation won't shoot you
wow
>CIA operative instigating a false flag operation
kek
Or whichever three-letter agency it was
I'm racist towards three-letter agencies: They all look the same to me.
Anonymous
MIB?
Anonymous
Men in Black.
10:18
@MechMK1 Terry Davis was way ahead of you.
Anonymous
I actually liked the first mib
They're fucking retarded if you think about it
Anonymous
the rest was trash
Terry was a legend
Code in peace, my friend
rip
10:19
Okay, look, just for a second:
Will Smith shot this little girl in the head, because she was carrying books about quantum physics, right?
Anonymous
Who was the TempleOS guy again?
Terry Davis :D
Anonymous
Was that not Terry something?
Yeah that was him.
Anonymous
oh right
10:19
Mega schizo, but a cool dude.
Cool dude and insanely skilled
Anonymous
what a character :D
@J-- Heaven is 32 bit?
The most heartbreaking moment was when he was speaking with his parents
Was very afraid of CIA Indian Africans. A good osdev.
10:20
And yelling at them
And then he said "Oh, I'm sorry, I...I just remembered that I love you"
@JourneymanGeek Heaven is only real mode, 16 colors, no networking. God said so.
Like right in the feels, man
@MechMK1 ;_;
Anonymous
@JourneymanGeek is it?
Anonymous
ill be honest
10:21
@J-- I think forest gets it
He's in a better place now, I'm sure of it
Anonymous
i genuinely dont know how to check what you reply too
Anonymous
ive been here 2 years
Anonymous
and i dont know h ow
( I looked into templeos cause someone was asking about questions)
10:21
@J-- Mouse over the message
The replied-to message lights up
TempleOS is amazing. I mean, there are other osdev folk with equally impressive operating systems, but none of them can boast to being good at osdev and totally schizo.
@J-- Like this
Unless you just type @username, then the last message of that person lights up
Anonymous
oh
Anonymous
yes.
Anonymous
10:22
thanks :D
You're welcoe
Anonymous
@forest :D
Honestly, Terry was right
Networking was a mistake
It all went downhill from there
Anonymous
you made me a gif >.<
Anonymous
10:23
how thoughtful.
@J-- lol I have licecap installed for SU answers
Marry him, it doesn't get better than that
Unless someone offers you 12kg of cheese
Anonymous
does journeyman put out?
Anonymous
if not, sorry... no marriage.
kek
10:23
The exchange rate is 4kg of cheese per gif
Anonymous
hahahahah
Save yourself for marriage, or cheese.
Unless it's Parmigiano-Reggiano, then it's 1 kg per gif
Anonymous
I actually don't like cheese.
Can I make a really weird and depressing confession?
Anonymous
10:24
In-fact, I really don't like it.
yes. But only if it's a really disturbing fetish.
Okay nevermind, that cheese thing is worse :D
Anonymous
Only on pizza.
I'll leave out the R18 parts then
She also didn't want to cuddle afterwards
Like "I trust you enough to let you in my house, but I don't trust you enough to walk past you on the sidewalk"
Anonymous
Sorry, I tend to say things in plain black and white lul
It sounds like she had issues.
Just straight up hopped out of bed to play videogames
@djsmiley2kStaysInside Oh, she does
@djsmiley2kStaysInside Could be a trauma thing?
Lots and lots and lots
10:29
Could be many things, but it's not a good situation eitherwa.y
Anonymous
Unrelated but, if anyone here likes DnB this is a really good song - youtube.com/watch?v=mUeQC97Hjfg
Lots of trauma?
and not really very fair on @MechMK1 either
Lots of issues
Yeah, fucked with my sense of self-worth a lot.
Was she the one who hated anything Japanese?
10:30
I once had a alcholic particularly remote gf= (she would come to visit sometimes)
Yes, and who even spied on the DMZ
Anonymous
lul
LOL
Anonymous
I remember that, spying on the DMZ.
I wonder if she still checks it :D
10:30
Then again, a lot of my past had issues
I couldn't care less
including me ;)
Anonymous
^^^ probably forest...
I'd say "She can suck my dick" but she was terrible at that and almost bit it off
it's not difficult...
Anonymous
10:31
ooof.
Imagine your loved one telling you she doesn't want to hold your hand or kissing you because that's gross
Why did you even stay with her?
@forest Multiple reasons, none of them good.
First of all, for a long time, I believed her when she told me she loved me. I shouldn't have, but you know how dumb I am
Anonymous
Anonymous
sadge.
10:33
Secondly, I am like...really fucking ugly. Like, really! I thought if I let go of her, I'll never find anyone again.
2dank4me
But are you actually ugly? Or just self-conscious?
Actually ugly
Anonymous
Lies.
Was she out of your league?
10:33
guess what? Some really hot girls I know, all go for 'ugly' guys
Yeah, just work out your ugliness :D
because guess what? those guys don't screw around.
Yeah, neither did I. I did everything for my ex
it's weird, but they're all happy, so good for them lol
Turn to Jesus. He will make you un-ugly. :^)
Anonymous
10:34
Mech is actually an Austrian model with a keen interest in computers :D
@J-- I'm enjoying this
not too bassy.
Anonymous
aka. not ugly...
Anonymous
@djsmiley2kStaysInside yeah its good right! I only like liquid dnb honestly so. no liquid is really too bassy.
Literally everything. I literally flew to France to pick her up, drove her to the airport, flew to Austria, drove her home, provided an apartment and food to her, built a gaming PC for her, and a desk and chair. I made sure she had a german course, looked for jobs for her..
@djsmiley2kStaysInside Yeah but they're also the ones to get drunk and stab you.
10:35
And all I got in exchange was more and more and more abuse.
Anonymous
@forest Hahahaha jesus kinda' true though
Anonymous
hahaha
@forest lol strangely accurate.
tho, the ones I know are working through shit.
@MechMK1 I'd think you'd be the one with leverage in that scenario.
@J-- I dunno what 'liquid' is, but I used to listen to happy hardcore ;)
10:36
You'd think so, huh :D
Anonymous
@MechMK1 look, you might think your ugly but at least you don't look like this...
Anonymous
Anonymous
trust me, you're winning.
Anonymous
nobody is gonna fuck him.
Can you like not post pictures of me please, okay?
10:36
>those hands
Anonymous
@MechMK1 :DDDD
@MechMK1 so now you're better off, one of life's winners right there
Anonymous
^
@MechMK1 Do you look like Chris-chan?
10:37
That.... clothing is awesome
Would geninuely wear
@forest Same level of ugly
The biggest reason why I stayed with her however was that she basically relied on me 100%. She told me she had nobody else, since her family basically abandoned her.
@MechMK1 That's her telling you that you have the power.
I feel like the mods would get mad if I answered :D
'I will so die without you'
screw that.
10:38
Yeah, emotional manipulation
@MechMK1 :D
And I'm not a manipulative, abusive person
She toyed with me because she knew I wouldn't fight back
I could have said "Find a job or I will take your PC away"
But seriously, I'm her boyfriend, not her dad
Or, was, luckily
Until one day, I just snapped
No idea what caused it
But I told her it can't go on like that
And you Hans Reisered her?
Anonymous
oh by the way @djsmiley2kStaysInside if you like that one, you might like this track too -youtube.com/watch?v=iCiLmiN00hc
10:40
I told her it's over. She has 2 weeks to find a place to stay and that's it
We then even drove her to the airport in germany - that's what good people we were
Where she still acted like an entitled cunt
Until my mom spoke with her seriously, telling her that we were not obligated to do any of this
See, you should have taken her for every penny she had, first.
And then sent her to the airport.
@forest That's not what kind of person I am
Then you'd actually get something about it.
That's not how my mother raised her son
That's not how I was raised either, but I still do it. :^)
10:42
@MechMK1 See... I am
but i try not to be
Anonymous
What is this "raised" you speak of? :D
My mom is the only person who ever truly cared about me
@J-- yas, enjoying
@J-- Well when we say raised, we actually mean we were fork()+exec()ed
Hence my fucked up choice of hentai
10:43
In my childhood I went through a lot of indirect abuse
and errrr
learnt to deal with it.
Anonymous
@djsmiley2kStaysInside :D
Anonymous
@forest hahahahha
@MechMK1 Your choice is vanilla compared to some of the stuff out there.
Also, about the me being ugly thing: I recently spoke to a woman online, and things went amazing. We spoke every day, I was really into her, and I had a pretty good feeling she was into me. She asked for a picture of me, I sent her one - and then she basically stopped talking to me
@forest The goal isn't to be the most extreme person there is
Yeah but it's still pretty benign for hentai.
10:44
Yeah, naturally
@MechMK1 Doesn't mean your ugly.
Oh yes, it does
Anonymous
@MechMK1 I think it is possibly quite important to not single this interaction out as a defining factor of your attractiveness.
Anonymous
SOrry for the dr. psychology there but.
Anonymous
Its true.
10:45
If I posted a picture of myself, the answer would be "Okay, look, you're not that ugly"
@J-- I am using every single interaction I had with women as the defining factor
They're all disgusted by me
I'm an ugly, disgusting piece of shit
Are you fat?
Anonymous
I would post a picture of me to try and help but I am absolutely fucking stunning.
Anonymous
(im not actually)
Or just like... unkempt.
10:46
Fat, bald, unsymmetrical
*asymmetrical
And bad at grammar :^)
(sorry I had to)
Bad at grammar too
Sorry, switching between german and english all the time
So it happens that some germanisms slip in
Or germs, as I call them
kek
Well if you are ugly, that's all the more reason to become a black hat. Then you can pwn the beautiful people.
I've just lost at the genetic lottery - nothing I can do about it
Anonymous
Its really cliche to say but a lot of this just comes from your mindset ima be honest...
Anonymous
10:48
i also used to think i am super ugly i just...
Anonymous
over time tried to think differently.
Anonymous
not very helpful i know...
Anonymous
but.
Everyone feels like they're ugly, have a small dick, flat chest, whatever.
People are too hard on themselves.
Anonymous
^
10:49
My chest is quite big, no no problems there
What really matters is intellect.
Anonymous
forest is right.
Yeah good thing I'm basically retarded
Wtf, why is teams.microsoft.com returning a 401? |:
At least you're not putting glue in your hair and suing the glue company.
Anonymous
10:49
@djsmiley2kStaysInside last suggestion: youtube.com/watch?v=AkJvB7kXxX4
Look, if I found a woman who could love me the way I am, I would not care the least bit what she looked like
@djsmiley2kStaysInside Works for me.
Fat, thin, whatever
Couldn't care less
Anonymous
you gotta have some measures mech, everyone does.
Anonymous
i was gonna say soimething else but journeyman would nuke me again lul
10:50
@J-- my measures are "Is alive" and "Is female"
Anonymous
fair enough i guess.
@MechMK1 That's pretty broad there bruh
What should I say?
@forest yeah it's working on my work computer too, but just died at home on my chrome
*checks on daughter*
10:51
Should make a really long-winded description about my dream girlfriend?
What for?
Beggars can't be choosers
Am I weird to not care about females?
@MechMK1 Nah I was just trying to find a way to make a pedophilia joke without it being so offensive as to get b&.
Anonymous
@nobody No. They are mostly a waste of emotional energy. Well, not women. But relationships.
:D
@forest No worries, I'm not a lolicon
I want a mommy gf :D
interesting, it's borked in firefox too
10:52
@J-- Yeah basically I'm sort of against relationships not women
[shotacon detected]
@forest Yes
Anonymous
@nobody I am also against relationships...
Anonymous
Despite being in one. Its confusing, I know.
unironically, by the way
10:53
Nothing wrong with that. Wear your fetishes proud. No matter what they are. Except furries.
Not even a meme
Anonymous
im waiting for this mech...
Anonymous
LUL
Anonymous
one day...
@forest I don't really judge furries as long as they don't keep posting porn all the time
Anonymous
10:54
and that concludes listing what im into thanks and goodnight
@JourneymanGeek So you judge furries :D
That's literally all they do
@JourneymanGeek Yeah but furries are the internet punching bag. You have to judge them.
Anonymous
furries monkaS
But the chance of me finding a woman who was into that and willing to look past my deformed exterior...let's say I'm more likely to randomly brute force an AES-256 key.
@MechMK1 eh, a lot of it, maybe :D
Anonymous
10:55
@MechMK1 ahahhahahahahahahahah
But there's a few who get boundaries
is there actually a furry containment board on 4chan?
@MechMK1 You need to practice your cryptanalysis pickup lines.
Anonymous
^
@MechMK1 I don't think so.
10:55
Weird
Unfortunately all I can think of is cryptanalysis fat jokes.
"yo mamma so fat, her the number on her waste size spans the entire SHA-512 keyspace"
Anonymous
:D
@forest Randall made one
title text
Anonymous
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
10:57
Reminds me of a discussion I had with a girl a while ago, where we spoke about Raikou, and she said that her boyfriend also constantly calls her "mama". I said the secret key to every man's heart is calling him a good boy
Anonymous
thats good.
hah
Anonymous
@MechMK1 actually true
Anonymous
(the last part)
Of course it is
She then asked if that's really true, and countless guys agreed with her
I have a theory
Anonymous
10:59
did i say that aloud?
Anonymous
jesus.
Anonymous
you didnt read that.
:57791181 I would literally have a complete emotional breakdown if a woman pat my head and called me a good boy
Anonymous
fucking corrupting me.
shit I just missed it
10:59
@J-- nobody read that
2
My lips are sealed :D
Anonymous
lul
digs into DOM process heap

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