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3:21 PM
@MattЭллен how do the British use pants exactly? Ex. Apologies for the quality, the digital zoom on my phone is pants.
Can you provide an apt synonym?
I get the idea of course, but I'm not sure of the severity.
 
@cornbreadninja not very good. rubbish
 
okay, thanks :D
steals pants
Maybe since we use pants, I should say something else. Oof, that album is trousers.
 
Pants like "to get pantsed"?
Or maybe it is derived from the French "en panne"?
 
I'm not sure of the etymology
probably just related to underpants
 
3:30 PM
Underpants are rubbish?
"My phone is underpantsed and overbudget."
 
Yay!
@MattЭллен That must be it.
 
"My phone is pants and overbudget"
 
That's just pants.
 
Anybody have anything pressing that I need to work on?
 
I have a book I'm trying to plan
 
3:39 PM
I'm hungry and would like dinner served.
 
I just ate, sorry
 
Tea, huh?
Early.
 
I think I have my absolutely necessary work done, which means I can leave.
Provided nobody will notice I'm gone.
 
applauds
close the door and leave from the window?
 
> I just requested a new password and the won sent to me does not work
[sic] from a literacy teacher.
 
3:42 PM
0_0
I am disappoint.
 
maybe she can't spell it correctly
 
@KitFox Priceless.
 
She could have at least put a period on it.
It was in large red font as well.
 
facepalm
 
3:43 PM
Haha.
Some people think that anything electronic doesn't require proper punctuation/style.
 
At least it wasn't comic sans.
 
I dont no wot you meen
 
A friend of mine used to send all his e-mails without any punctuation.
I'm not kidding.
 
Not even telegram STOP?
 
My father used to be all caps.
 
3:45 PM
I have a friend who punctuates everything with ellipses. I finally asked her to please stop emailing me.
 
@cornbreadninja Haha, he may have used that, yes.
 
I think I'll hang for another 15 minutes. Then it will look like I'm headed to lunch.
And then my Outlook will remind me about that meeting in 15 minutes.
So I won't miss it playing hooky. Thank you, Outlook.
 
Do you synchronise your Outlook calendar with your phone?
 
Yep. I have a private Google calendar as well, and my husband's.
It is very modern and convenient when we remember to use it.
 
@MattЭллен The version with two t’s isn’t very common.
 
3:50 PM
well, most people don't have two teas at once, it's unseamly
 
Hey, I have a question about English.
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What!?!
 
What is the opposite of "twice as often"? Can I say "half as often"?
 
Yes.
 
Mkay. I wasn't sure I've ever heard any such thing.
 
3:54 PM
Although I think I'd say "half as much."
What's the context?
 
Here goes.
 
I have a meeting, so just give me a fill in the blank.
 
Say, I perform some routine task like a hundred times a day. And now I want to perform it only fifty times. In German, you'd say "two times more seldom". It's perfectly idiomatic. But in English that sounds as if the original I'm comparing it to was already seldom, and now it's gonna be more seldom still. Which is not the case. It's going to be seldomer, but not more seldom, if that makes sense. In fact, in German you actually do say seldomer. Seltener.
 
@Reg Curious.
 
I welcome half as often.
 
3:59 PM
I want to do this task half as often as I do it now.
 
Half as often works better than twice as seldom, which well doesn’t.
 
Thanks.
@KitFox You're dismissed!
 
I want to perform this task half as frequently.
 
Oh right, there's that.
 
“Twice as infrequently” seems problematic.
 
4:00 PM
Yeah, "half as often" feels natural there.
 
BTW, this problem comes up in a variety of places in English.
It isn’t just here.
Consider twice/half as cheap.
There are better examples, which if I step away from the keyboard, may come to me.
 
Yeah, it took me ten minutes to formulate my thought before I came here.
 
4:12 PM
In fact, I have a feeling from all these examples that the underlying rule in English is very simple and logical (not that I can put it in words right now, but something like [plus vs. minus] plus [more/less vs as], and they interlock in exactly one way but not the opposite way), it's just that other languages keep interfering where it works differently.
Piano time. More on this later.
 
@RegDwighт Yes, this issue exists in Dutch as well.
We can say drie keer zo weinig ("three times as little/few"), but there is always something odd about it.
Een derde keer zo weinig ("one third times as little/few") sounds awkward.
The normal way out of this is saying een derde van x ("one third of x") instead of drie keer zo weinig als x ("three times as little/few as x").
With amounts, this is possible.
With frequencies, it's problematic.
Then the work-around is een derde van het aantal keren, "one third of the number of times".
(With half, the same solution as in English is possible; but you can't say "one tenth as often".)
 
4:32 PM
You can say twice as fast/quickly but not twice as slow/slowly.
There seems to be a problem when the second element is a negated thing.
Twice as common or half as common is fine, but make that uncommon and you have a problem.
I guess that means slow is unfast. :)
 
Yes, well, the issue is not exactly "negation" so much as a number larger than 1 combined with a decrease.
*Twice as little would mean a decrease from 1 to 1/2, which would be a division by two, while "as" normally expresses multiplication, as in half as many = times 1/2.
 
5:16 PM
0
Q: Did the Roman Empire and the Han Chinese cause (some) global warming?

matt_black Possible Duplicate: Did the development of agriculture prevent an ice age occurring? Some recent news reports about ancient anthropogenic methane emissions have hinted that the simultaneous contributions of the Roman Empire and the Han Chinese may have produced enough to start the huma...

 
What's fascinating about that is....
How come the title as given here in chat is different than the title when you visit the link "Did the development of agriculture prevent an ice age occurring?".
 
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Q: Did the development of agriculture prevent an ice age occurring?

Andrew GrimmThe television program How the Earth Made Us has argued that the development of agriculture prevented a new ice age, due to methane production from livestock, and the burning of natural vegetation for farmland. I haven't heard this claim before. The narrator isn't a climate change non-believer, ...

Titles aren't updated in chat, apparently.
Ever.
I just did deleted my cache and refreshed, still different titles.
 
5:35 PM
@Mitch Does scritch mean scratch-an-itch to you, or shriek-a-cry?
 
5:55 PM
This animal was on my wall.
It is tiny, about 2 mm.
Looks like a centipede, doesn't it?
It is impossible to tell with the naked eye.
It looks very scary under a magnifier (in this case, my phone).
 
No it does not look like a centipede.
It looks like a woolly-bear caterpillar.
Oh wait you said 2 mm not 2 cm.
That’s only a twelfth of an inch.
What is it?
 
6:11 PM
I don't know!
It moves more like a centipede than a caterpillar.
 
What is underneath it? Little legs?
 
And centipedes typically move around on walls, while caterpillars do not.
@tchrist Yes. Very hard to see, but I looked very hard, and I was sure I saw little legs moving under the Magnifier application.
 
Perhaps it is a stealth-crustacean, like the woodlouse.
 
It had many, many legs.
And moving segments.
 
The segments reminds me of a woodlouse.
The spiny things are little bristles, right?
I wonder as to their purpose.
 
6:13 PM
Yes, bristles.
 
bristles
 
It looks very different from the woodlice we have here.
 
I just have no idea of anything of that size.
 
Neither do I.
 
Yes, woodlice have no bristles, insofar as I know.
 
6:14 PM
It looks like a tiny black speck.
@cornbreadninja No need!
 
What did you photograph it with, a micro/macro lens?
 
@Cerberus it's scary!
Are ticks bristly?
 
Just my phone.
 
No.
 
@cornbreadninja Nope.
I used a magnifier application, which also lets you take pictures.
 
6:15 PM
I’d lend you my micro lens if you were closer. :)
 
Heh. Well, I saw it even more magnified on the screen.
This picture is a bit blurrier.
There wasn't much more to see.
 
There should be a way to search for similar pictures with Google. Is there?
 
drag it into GIS in an html5 browser
can you google goggles it?
 
I can’t understand any of that. :(
The woodlouse wikipedia page might lead to something similar if you poke at it a bit.
 
6:19 PM
I’ll bet it is some sort of isopod.
Well, maybe not enough legs:
 
@cornbreadninja Hmm I don't have that.
 
> Isopods are relatively small crustaceans with seven pairs of legs of similar size and form, ranging in size from 300 micrometres (0.012 in) to nearly 50 centimetres (20 in) in the case of Bathynomus giganteus.
Notice how they get small enough.
 
Yes.
 
One eighty-fifth of an inch is supertiny.
But do you think it has more then seven leg-pairs?
 
Yes, I think so.
 
6:22 PM
I love how Armadillidiidae sounds like it’s in Quenya. Compare Ainulindalë. :)
I wonder whether it is even-toed or odd-toed.
Could you please count its toes for us? :)
 
Haha.
What what other critter my magnifier found!
 
Eh?
 
It actually looks much better in the Magnifier application than after it has been saved.
How is that possible?
 
I’m seeing pixelation in the image you’ve shown, right?
I don’t know enough about the specific software to hazard a guess.
I think I’m going to change my isopod guess to a myriapod of some sort.
Pauropods are small, pale, centipede-like arthropods. They form the order Pauropodina, belonging to the monotypic class Pauropoda. About 500 species in four families are found worldwide, living in soil and leaf mould. They look rather like centipedes, but are probably the sister group to millipedes. The name is derived from the Greek roots ' "small" and ' "foot". Anatomy and ecology Pauropoda are soft, cylindrical animals with bodies long. The antennae are branching, which is distinctive for the group. Pauropoda live in the soil, usually at densities of less than 100 per square metre. ...
Wrong pic.
Pauropoda are soft, cylindrical animals with bodies 0.5 to 2 millimetres (0.02 to 0.08 in) long.[1] The first instar has three pairs of legs, but that number increases with each moult so that adult species may have 9 to 11 pairs of legs. They have neither eyes nor hearts. The body segments have ventral tracheal/spiracular pouches forming apodemes similar to those in millipedes and Symphyla, although the trachea usually connected to these structures are absent in most species.[2] The antennae are branching, which is distinctive for the group.[3]
Branching antennae.
Silverfish are quite leggy.
 
@tchrist You were supposed to see crystal-clear pixels. I zoomed in on you here. Instead, the pixels became blurry and washed out. In the magnifier application, they look crisp and bright.
@tchrist Yeah, it could be a similar creature.
 
6:31 PM
I pixel can’t be blurry. It is either on or off. Maybe there is some anti-aliasing going on to compensate for the Bayer pattern’s stairstepping effects.
 
Looks much like a centipede.
@tchrist It must be image compression.
 
Or whatever Android does to an image before it is saved.
Is that a nymph or something?
 
That’s a Symphylan.
 
@tchrist right ball park but not exactly. 'scritch' is less formal alternative for the sound that scratching makes (the main sound is 'scratch'). It's not a verb for me, though some neanderthals much less educated than I will say 'to scritch something'. 'screech' is a sound and a verb which means to make a high pitched screaming sound. like an owl. If you pronounce it with a 'short i' I'd expect you to say crazy backwoods things like 'roof' or 'root' that vowel rhymes with 'book'
 
6:33 PM
Symphylans, also known as garden centipedes or glasshouse symphylans, are soil-dwelling arthropods of the class Symphyla in the subphylum Myriapoda. Symphylans resemble centipedes, but are smaller and translucent. They can move rapidly through the pores between soil particles, and are typically found from the surface down to a depth of about 50 cm. They consume decaying vegetation, but can do considerable harm in an agricultural setting by consuming seeds, roots, and root hairs in cultivated soil. Juveniles have six pairs of legs, but, over a lifetime of several years, add an addit...
More wrong pictures.
 
Yeah.
I really have no idea what it is exactly.
 
> Symphyla are small, cryptic myriapods without eyes and without pigment .[4] The body is soft and 2 to 10 millimetres (0.079 to 0.39 in) long, divided into two body regions: head and trunk.
 
It doesn't look like a silverfish, right?
 
That one of yours has pigment.
 
I believe those are greyish and flatter?
 
6:34 PM
No, it is not a silverfish.
 
phew
 
Lepisma saccharina, frequently called a silverfish or fishmoth is a small, wingless insect in the order Thysanura. Its common name derives from the animal's silvery light grey and blue colour, combined with the fish-like appearance of its movements, while the scientific name indicates the silverfish's diet of carbohydrates such as sugar or starches. Distribution Silverfish are a cosmopolitan species, found in Africa, America, Europe, Australia, Asia and other parts of the Pacific. They inhabit moist areas, requiring a relative humidity between 75% and 95%. In urban areas, they can be ...
 
There is no soil in my bathroom.
And yet that is where Mr Smallbug appeared.
 
The thing is, people use the word silverfish to describe a number of unrelated organisms.
 
I have seen his kind before.
@tchrist But they all devour literature?
 
6:36 PM
The fancy word for those kind of bristles is setae.
 
@Cerberus their mothers didn't raise no fools
 
It’s clearly a tiny arthropod with many setae, but I have no idea what sort.
__NOTOC__ Seta , plural: setae , is a biological term derived from the Latin word for "bristle". It refers to a number of different bristle- or hair-like structures on living organisms. Animal setae In zoology, most "setae" occur in invertebrates. *Setae in annelids are stiff bristles present on the body. They help for example earthworms to attach to the surface and prevent backsliding during peristaltic motion. These hairs are what make it difficult to pull a worm straight from the ground. Setae in oligochaetes (a group including earthworms) are largely composed of chitin. They are cl...
 
@MattЭллен Too bad they didn't, for silverfish do truly steal my intellectual property!
 
Or chetae:
A chaeta or cheta (see spelling differences) is a chitinous bristle or seta found on an insect, arthropod or annelid worms such as the earthworm, although the term is also frequently used to describe similar structures in other invertebrates. The plural form is chaetae or chetae. In the Polychaeta, they are located on the parapodia. A range of chaetal shapes and formats exists. Particular forms of chaetae are often species-specific, giving the features a useful taxonomic function. See also Chaetotaxy References
Why can’t they just use English? :)
 
@Cerberus lol Get the RIAA on them!
 
6:39 PM
chaetae
 
Jez
@skullpatrol thanks
apparently the cold symptoms are mostly your own body's fault, releasing inflammatory mediators it doesn't need to
they stimulate pain nerve endings all over the body making you ache
as well as other crappy symptoms
more evodence that we're evolved, not designed
 
This is much closer to your critterkin:
But I think the big legs rule it out. Not sure.
Springtails (Collembola) form the largest of the three lineages of modern hexapods that are no longer considered insects (the other two are the Protura and Diplura). Although the three orders are sometimes grouped together in a class called Entognatha because they have internal mouthparts, they do not appear to be any more closely related to one another than they all are to insects, which have external mouthparts. Some DNA sequence studies suggest that Collembola represent a separate evolutionary line from the other Hexapoda, but others disagree; this seems to be caused by widely diverge...
The Protura, or proturans, and sometimes nicknamed coneheads are very small ( called "styli". The genitalia are internal and the genital opening lies between the eleventh segment and the telson of the adult. Members of Eosentomoidea possess spiracles and a simple tracheal system while those in the Acerentomoidea lack these structures and perform gas exchange by diffusion. Ecology Proturans live chiefly in soil, moss and leaf litter they have also been found beneath rocks or under the bark of trees, as well as in animal burrows. They are generally restricted to the uppermost , but have be...
Conehead, heh. :)\
Wrong picture. As always.
They really do push the scorpions at Wikipedia.
 
@MattЭллен Yes!!
 
It would help if you could discern whether your critterkin has one pair of legs per segment, or two or more.
 
@tchrist Very different. Mine has tiny and many legs. Very different hairs/antennae. No discernible head. The body is shaped more evenly lengthwise.
 
6:45 PM
Apologize if I disturb, but you cannot lost this clip.
 
I wish there were a bristly micromillipede.
 
@tchrist Also very different.
I have a confession to make.
The critter died last night.
 
Ohh, I'm sorry!
Do you have another critter?
 
Was it past its expiration date printed at the bottom?
> Bristle Millipedes are utterly puny members of the order Polyxenida. They reach less than 5 mm (0.2 in) in length and are found in soil, logs and . . .
 
@Carlo_R. There is a steel construction under his cloak that he's setting on, attached to his stick, which in turn has a thick steel pin stuck between the tiles/brick of the street.
 
6:50 PM
That one is Phryssonotus novaehollandiae.
 
@tchrist Too bristly.
 
Oh look, it’s good with Hollandaise Sauce!
 
@Cerberus thank you!
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 This is the perfect birthday gift for you! A book is the perfect medium to explain to you how you should be using your Galaxy Nexus.
 
Polyxenus fasciculatus is a species of millipede about long which is notable for its use of detachable bristles which entangle predatory ants. The bristles have grappling hooks at the tip which lock on to the setae of an ant, and barbs along their length which cause them to interlink . References
 
6:52 PM
I saw no grappling hooks.
They looked just like very fine caterpillar hairs.
 
I agree.
But maybe we should follow the taxa upwards from Polyxenus.
 
I wish I could shoot videos with this magnifier application.
 
In Greek mythology, Polyxenus () is a name that may refer to: *One of the first priests of Demeter and one of the first to learn the secrets of the Eleusinian Mysteries. *Son of Agasthenes and Peloris, king of Elis. He was counted among the suitors of Helen, and accordingly participated in the Trojan War, having brought 40 ships with him. He returned home safely after the war, and had a son Amphimachus, whom he possibly named after his friend Amphimachus (son of Cteatus), who had died at Troy. Polyxenus, king of Elis, was also said to have been entrusted with the stolen cattle by the Ta...
Nothing in Wikipedia until you hit the Diplopods.
Here are some Polyxenida.
They do not seem bristly enough.
 
@tchrist Ohhh...I wondered where this came from...
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Q: Gentle scratching

Rudolf AdamkovicMy wife uses her nails to “gently scratch” our 3-year-old son’s back for ~15 mins right before falling sleep. He likes it a lot. There’s a word škrabkať  in my native language (Slovak), and I was wondering if there is a similar one in English. Do we scratch our children? Doesn’t it sound weird?

 

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