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B: Is there any current access for me to the demo site?
K: I don’t believe we have any active accounts on the demo site currently. Do you need one?
B: It would be great, but i know there are other priorities.
K: When do you need it?
B: Whenever you are able to do it. I dont have a specific deadline.

Mitch

@RegDwightАΑA yer dern tootin!

KitFox

Email exchange between me and the project lead.

Mitch

Is it so obvious I'm perturbed?

KitFox

That guy can go fuck himself.

RegDwight АΑA

3:04 PM

@Mitch wow you really are slow today.

Mitch

slow as in dumb or slow as in response?

KitFox

Frig. The project lead, not Mitch there.

user19161

@KitFox Maybe you should delete that in case he finds it in the transcript.

RegDwight АΑA

@KitFox do you have a specific deadline in mind for that?

Robusto

Ho noes! "Evan Carroll" anagrams to "Carnal Lover"! Hide your wives and daughters! And smaller farm animals.

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KitFox

3:04 PM

@RegDwightАΑA Yes. Immediately.

RegDwight АΑA

@Mitch oh, I dunno, but I'm sure you can be both.

Matt Эллен

@KitFox what a maroon

Mitch

aspires

KitFox

@MattЭллен This, THIS, after the exchange yesterday.

Mitch

realizes pride in achievement

user19161

3:05 PM

@Robusto You are addicted to anagrams. You finally made me lol you.

RegDwight АΑA

Seriously though, we had like three exchanges today, over the course of five hours.

Mitch

@RegDwightАΑA Slow about what? That's just how slow I am.

Meysam

@EvanCarroll Hey

Robusto

@JasperLoy Then my work here is done.

RegDwight АΑA

@Mitch But only today.

user19161

3:06 PM

@Robusto The princess is in another world!

RegDwight АΑA

@Robusto what do they pay you for keeping Jasper entertained?

Matt Эллен

@KitFox such a jerk

Mitch

never enough

KitFox

@MattЭллен i no rite!?

Robusto

@RegDwightАΑA What, you didn't know Jasper is actually the Sultan of Brunei?

RegDwight АΑA

3:06 PM

@Robusto I did. But then I forgot.

KitFox

@Robusto OMG, I married Jasper?

RegDwight АΑA

The plot thickens.

Matt Эллен

the pot chickens

KitFox

so confused, must have lunch

Mitch

like day old pea soup

user19161

3:07 PM

Well, when this life is over, I will be someone greater than the Sultan.

RegDwight АΑA

The small poxens.

user19161

But this life, I am only a nutcase.

RegDwight АΑA

@JasperLoy a basketball player?

KitFox

20 hours ago, by KitFox

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@RegDwightАΑA And little foxens!

Robusto

@JasperLoy The problem with lives: you only get one. So what are you waiting for?

user19161

3:10 PM

@KitFox This is a nice song.

Mitch

@MattЭллен I know the answer! Poe wrote on both! Yay!

KitFox

@JasperLoy I thought you would like it.

Matt Эллен

well done! Have a cookie

Robusto

Aug 20 '11 at 1:52, by Robusto

You sleep with your computer then?

RegDwight АΑA

@Mitch how is that an answer?

@MattЭллен no! Read your question first.

Mitch

3:11 PM

@EvanCarroll email sent. SWAT team en route

KitFox

@Robusto Oh no, the Sultan and I, that was just a business arrangement.

Matt Эллен

@RegDwightАΑA Questions, questions, questions. That all this site needs. More questions

RegDwight АΑA

@MattЭллен what is the plural of plural?

Matt Эллен

plurae's?

Robusto

@MattЭллен This site gives you cookies no matter what you do. You'll have to come up with a better incentive.

Mitch

3:12 PM

@RegDwightАΑA it's so obvious. if I have to explain it, then that'll ruin the fun.

Robusto

@RegDwightАΑA Pleural.

KitFox

WTH codez!? Stop bein notty!

Evan Carroll

Robusto> Ho noes! "Evan Carroll" anagrams to "Carnal Lover"! Hide your wives and daughters! And smaller farm animals.

Tweeted by TheEvanCarroll on August 7, 2012 at 3:13 PM

ΜετάEd

@EvanCarroll here in the chatroom, entertainment good. on the site, not so much.

RegDwight АΑA

@Robusto you have to word it as a question.

Matt Эллен

3:13 PM

@ΜετάEd it's just a tweet

ΜετάEd

@MattЭллен That wasn't a reply to the tweet.

Evan Carroll

I don't ever "entertain." I only speak the truth.

Robusto

@EvanCarroll I presume I'll be hearing from your follower now?

RegDwight АΑA

@EvanCarroll haha. At last I have a reason not to touch Twitter.

Matt Эллен

@ΜετάEd I'm just a twit

user19161

3:14 PM

@EvanCarroll That's a nice childhood pic.

ΜετάEd

@MattЭллен he rocks in the treetops all the day long / hoppin' and a' boppin' and a' singin' his song

KitFox

lunch bbl

RegDwight АΑA

@EvanCarroll I imagine speaking truth must be quite hard as a liar.

Matt Эллен

@KitFox cu

Robusto

@KitFox A barrel of lunch? WTF are you eating?

Evan Carroll

3:15 PM

I've never lied before. Though in a few cases reality has been dead wrong.

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RegDwight АΑA

Too bad it didn't stay dead.

Evan Carroll

@RegDwightАΑA Why are you such an angry person?

RegDwight АΑA

I am?

That's a complex question, sorry. We don't answer complex questions here.

Evan Carroll

@RegDwightАΑA Oh yes. You're full of rage and anger.

Matt Эллен

subjective and argumentative

simchona

3:18 PM

@EvanCarroll Yes, I do admire his range.

Mitch

overruled

Matt Эллен

range and auger*

simchona

Range and Ranger: The Movie

RegDwight АΑA

@EvanCarroll and you are full of New York Yankees.

Mitch

@simchona no flirting in chat.

Evan Carroll

3:18 PM

What range?

=P

Robusto

Can we all stop feeding the troll? Please?

simchona

@Robusto I just ran out of troll feed.

Evan Carroll

I never troll, ever.

Matt Эллен

range and agar?

simchona

Isn't that in toothpaste?

Mitch

3:20 PM

OK, what is the riddle that corresponds to the answer 'a cherry pit'?

(I'm changing the subject)

agar is in gelatin.

Matt Эллен

@simchona it's a thing used in biology for growing bacteria, I think

Mitch

along with horse hooves.

user19161

@Mitch What is a cherry pit? is the riddle.

Mitch

@JasperLoy hm..ok too easy.

Matt Эллен

lol

user19161

3:21 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because of the reason it crossed the road.

RegDwight АΑA

@Mitch "what does 'a crypt heir' anagram to?"

user19161

@RegDwightАΑA Amazing!

Robusto

Jun 28 at 11:53, by Robusto

Cold War humor:
Q. Why did the ICBM lift off from a silo in North Dakota?
A. To get to the other side.

Mitch

Geraldo RIvera? no, not enough r's.

RegDwight АΑA

@JasperLoy where's the preposition?

Because of the reason it crossed the road for.

Mitch

3:22 PM

...for which

RegDwight АΑA

Five witch.

Matt Эллен

enough for a trial!

Robusto

@RegDwightАΑA Maybe it was crossing out of spite?

Mitch

or barbecue

RegDwight АΑA

@Robusto for every person doing something out of spite, someone else must do something in spite. Newton's Second Law.

Robusto

3:24 PM

@RegDwightАΑA That's Olivia Newton-John's First Law.

Mitch

@Robusto No philosophy in chat

RegDwight АΑA

@Robusto That's Olivia Elton John for you. Also, Sir.

Robusto

@Mitch Sad, but true.

@RegDwightАΑA No. That's just your gay-porn name. Admit it.

Matt Эллен

if you called a rose "shit stench" would it still smell as sweet?

simchona

@RegDwight I am not asking for French words, and after having read your comment the people who have closed the question will vote surely to reopen it. — Xavier Vidal Hernández 23 mins ago

RegDwight АΑA

3:26 PM

@Robusto I fail to see how there's anything gay about porn.

simchona

Yes, surely, I will answer an off topic question after seeing your comment.

RegDwight АΑA

@simchona the people is myself, so no.

No wait! You didn't give me a chance!

Well rats.

Robusto

@MattЭллен Shakespeare says ... yes!

RegDwight АΑA

@Robusto I'm sure he said way more than that.

Matt Эллен

@Robusto he didn't have the benefit of cognitive psychological statistics. Nor do I, alas. I shall have to get government funding.

Mitch

3:28 PM

@RegDwightАΑA I have been trolled by myself with your help. I just spent 5 minutes trying to figure out an anagram to 'a crypt heir'. I am slow.

RegDwight АΑA

I have no idea why people are supposed to vote to reopen after my comment...

@Mitch QED.

Matt Эллен

because you bit him?

RegDwight АΑA

— "This question is off-topic, and your premise is flawed!" — "Thank you! Now people can vote to re-open!"

Mitch

so we shouldn't vote to reopen?

RegDwight АΑA

Only a couple times.

But then vote to close again. Like, immediately.

Matt Эллен

3:30 PM

not unless you're doing so you can then vote to close as off topic

jinx!

See you suckers later.

KitFox

@Robusto Turkey and muenster on wheat with a surprise bonus sort of puff pastry thing on the side.

Robusto

@KitFox They sell that stuff by the bbl.?

KitFox

Yep.

The puff pastry is a bit stale, so I only ate half of it.

Mitch

Once you take a bite out, you should put it back on the serving platter. You don't want it to go to waste.

KitFox

Tru dat.

RegDwight АΑA

3:37 PM

Better to waste than to waist.

KitFox

fishes half-eaten pastry from garbage and puts it back in the box

Mitch

Thanks. Following politeness rules makes everyone feel better...dick.

RegDwight АΑA

@Mitch what an opportunity to end a sentence in a ", dick".

KitFox

Haha.

Mitch

hows that?

RegDwight АΑA

3:43 PM

Ah. Beta!

KitFox

Hey, persons who are interested, Writers chat starts in 15 minutes in The Overlook.

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tchrist

@Robusto It just gets worse.

Robusto

@tchrist sigh

tchrist

@Robusto Ayuppers, ya got that right. Heeza hipshooterin agin.

Robusto

@tchrist I'll be surprised if he doesn't wear you out. FF always must have the last word.

RegDwight АΑA

3:52 PM

Funny he hasn't voted yet.

tchrist

wails wheatonly

Wheat. Chaff. . . Wheat. Chaff chaffety-chaff. . . Wheat. Chaff chaf-cha-chaf-chaff chaff, chaffy chafaffer-chaff chiffers chiff-titterly chuff-chuff, chaff chaff chaff chaff chaff chaff. . . . . . WHEATON!

KitFox

My husband went to Wheaton.

RegDwight АΑA

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