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Bob

5:00 PM

o.O

somequixotic

lol

Bob

@TomWijsman That looks more dead than asleep to me...

somequixotic

i just noticed the cow has a ^__^ in him, which is a funny smiley face

Tom Wijsman

@Bob That's probably because I used sort on it (with some minor edits).

Bob

are... are you saying I should die? D:

somequixotic

5:01 PM

@Bob sleep

Bob

@somequixotic NO

somequixotic

@TomWijsman his ears are on the bottom of his head; this cow has horns (upside down == male cow?); and its utters are cavities into the bottom of the cow instead of protruding things.

Tom Wijsman

Yeah, that's what sort does. :D

somequixotic

(ears comment: either that or he's a really happy cow...)

Tom Wijsman

            (__)\       )\/\
 -----------------------
< Have you mooed today? >
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
 _______________________
                ||     ||
                ||----w |

That's if you use sort -b, I broke it. :D

Gowtham

5:05 PM

@Bob sleep

@Gowtham NO

!! tell 11179239 no

Hrm. Brb, digging up the bot to serve as an autoresponder.

Tom Wijsman

5:06 PM

doesn't know how to do hammer time. :(

John Cavil

@TomWijsman That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

jokerdino

!! echo "1 2" | uniq | sort | cowsay

John Cavil

@jokerdino That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

Bob

@TomWijsman stop

John Cavil

HAMMERTIME!

Boris_yo

5:08 PM

Help Obama kickstart world war 3! Donate today:

Bob

@TomWijsman hm. nice song, thanks

Boris_yo

►

Gowtham

@TomWijsman awesome song

somequixotic

@Bob sleep

Bob

@somequixotic NO

somequixotic

5:10 PM

@Bob sleep

oh wait, I mean

Gowtham

@Bob sleep

Tom Wijsman

inserts some more NO.

►

Bob

@somequixotic NO

@Gowtham NO

(it was 30 Seconds To Mars - Closer To The Edge)

Gowtham

yannow, you are ruining your health ;p

jokerdino

where?

Tom Wijsman

5:12 PM

!!no

John Cavil

@TomWijsman piperbayard.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/grumpy-cat-no.jpg

Boris_yo

@Gowtham Memory.

Tom Wijsman

Oh right, the cat.

!!sleep

Bob

oh fuck. that explains why it was broken.

John Cavil

@TomWijsman SLEEP GODAMNIT

Gowtham

5:13 PM

gsmarena.com/…

Bob

I forgot to copy the vimrc -_-

Tom Wijsman

!!info tell

John Cavil

@TomWijsman That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

@TomWijsman Command tell, created by God, invoked 14 times

Tom Wijsman

Can I let it take an input parameter?

jokerdino

Hey @Bob, is it 3 AM yet?

Bob

5:17 PM

@jokerdino a little past

jokerdino

Yeah, go to bed.

Bob

@TomWijsman input parameter?

@jokerdino I'm in bed. Now stop telling me to sleep -_-

jokerdino

Yeah, go to sleep too.

Tom Wijsman

!!/learn alarm "Alarm set at $0, good night!" [0-9][0-9]:[0-9][0-9]

John Cavil

@TomWijsman [object ErrorEvent]

Gowtham

5:19 PM

@Bob you need a cat or a dog or a gf !

John Cavil

@TomWijsman Command alarm learned

Tom Wijsman

!!alarm 09:00

Bob

@Gowtham not possible, sorry

John Cavil

@TomWijsman Alarm set at 09:00, good night!

Gowtham

!!alarm 3224234234

John Cavil

5:20 PM

@Gowtham Alarm set at 3224234234, good night!

Bob

@TomWijsman try /nudge

John Cavil

@TomWijsman Command alarm learned

Gowtham

!! /learn cowsay "xx"

John Cavil

@Gowtham Command cowsay learned

Tom Wijsman

!!/learn alarm "Alarm set at $0, good night!"

John Cavil

5:20 PM

@TomWijsman Alarm set at0, good night!

Gowtham

oops

!! cowsay 234

John Cavil

@Gowtham xx

Tom Wijsman

Oh, if you break regexp it breaks, lol.

jokerdino

!!learn gre.*ep grep

John Cavil

@jokerdino Illegal /learn object; see /help learn

@TomWijsman Command alarm learned

@jokerdino Command gre.*ep learned

Gowtham

5:22 PM

!!learn $@# "$0 $1"

John Cavil

@Gowtham Command $@# learned

Tom Wijsman

No, I think you need to set up capture groups for it to fill in $0; odd, anyhow, fixed it up the old way.

John Cavil

@Gowtham Command $@# learned

Tom Wijsman

!!give Gowtham a lick

John Cavil

@TomWijsman Mmmm! Gowtham tastes just like raisin

Gowtham

5:22 PM

!! $@# !!

John Cavil

@Gowtham !!1

Gowtham

!! kill tom or lick tom ?

John Cavil

@Gowtham lick tom

jokerdino

!! pat @bob to sleep

John Cavil

@jokerdino That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

Gowtham

5:24 PM

!! kill tom or lick tom ?

John Cavil

@Gowtham lick tom

Gowtham

!! lick tom or kill tom ?

Tom Wijsman

!!cowsay e=OO T=VV MOO!

John Cavil

@TomWijsman xx

jokerdino

!! learn pat "Go to sleep @Bob. pats"

Gowtham

5:24 PM

!! hit @bob on the head and put him to sleep

Tom Wijsman

@JohnCavil Wat.

John Cavil

@Gowtham That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

@jokerdino Command pat learned

oops

!! pat

I deleted cowsay ;p

5:24 PM

@jokerdino Go to sleep @Bob. pats

jokerdino

@Gowtham bustard.

Gowtham

!! cowtalk e=OO T=VV MOO!

John Cavil

@Gowtham That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

Gowtham

oh no

Tom Wijsman

!!s/no/yes/

Gowtham

5:25 PM

!! delete cowsay

John Cavil

@TomWijsman oh yes (source)

Error 408 occured, I will call the maid (@Zirak)

Gowtham

@TomWijsman cool, what's that feature?

!! help

John Cavil

@Gowtham github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot/wiki/Interacting-with-the-bot

Tom Wijsman

@Gowtham Simple replacement.

Gowtham

Poor @Zirak

jokerdino

5:26 PM

@Gowtham replace no with yes

Tom Wijsman

(Substitution)

jokerdino

!!s/replace/regex

John Cavil

@jokerdino That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

Gowtham

!!/s*/pro*

John Cavil

@Gowtham That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

Tom Wijsman

5:26 PM

!!should Bob go to sleep?

Gowtham

Substitution

jokerdino

@JohnCavil DIE. DIE IN A FIRE.

John Cavil

@TomWijsman All signs point to yes

Gowtham

ha

!! should we kill bob ?

John Cavil

@Gowtham But of course

Gowtham

5:27 PM

!!should we kill you ?

John Cavil

@Gowtham That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

Bob

halfway through tearing the bot apart! :D

John Cavil

@Gowtham Yes, absolutely

Bob

(no, not @JohnCavil)

Gowtham

!!die

John Cavil

5:27 PM

@Gowtham Registered; need 0 more to execute

!!die

!! tell die die

!!pat

o.o

tell me your rules

jokerdino

!! pat

Gowtham

5:28 PM

!!ping

tell me the laws

dead

!!info

!!undies

!! poke

5:28 PM

@Gowtham WHAT DID YOU DO??

!!live

John Cavil

@Bob And on this day, you shall paint eggs for a giant bunny.

Gowtham

YOU DIDN'T SLEEP GODMANIT

Bob

phew

Tom Wijsman

!!/learn wasntme "*@allquixotic* HI!"

John Cavil

@TomWijsman Command wasntme learned

jokerdino

5:29 PM

!! pat

John Cavil

@jokerdino Go to sleep @Bob. pats

Tom Wijsman

!!wasntme

John Cavil

@TomWijsman \@allquixotic

jokerdino

!! tell bob pat

John Cavil

@jokerdino Don't be annoying, drop the @, nobody likes a double-ping.

4

@TomWijsman Command wasntme learned

@bob Go to sleep @Bob. pats

@TomWijsman @allquixotic HI!

Tom Wijsman

5:30 PM

Aw, my name comes in front. :(

Gowtham

!! tell allquixotic wasntme

John Cavil

@alquixotic @allquixotic HI!

Bob

!!tell me your laws

John Cavil

@Bob Command your does not exist.

jokerdino

!! tell wasntme

John Cavil

5:30 PM

@jokerdino Invalid /tell arguments. Use /help for usage info

@allquixotic @allquixotic HI!

Gowtham

!! tell allquixotic wasntme

!! nudge allquixotic 15 wasntme

John Cavil

@Gowtham Many things can be labeled Not a Number; a delay should not be one of them.

Tom Wijsman

wantme?!

Gowtham

!! nudge allquixotic 15;20;30 wasntme

Tom Wijsman

!!/learn wantme "Hey babe, do you want me?!"

John Cavil

5:31 PM

@TomWijsman Command wantme learned

Gowtham

nudge why u no work ? :O

Kwaio

Hmm. what do you guys use as a backup software for linux ?

Gowtham

!! info nudge

John Cavil

@Gowtham Command nudge, created by God, invoked 13 times

@TomWijsman Command wantme learned

jokerdino

@TomWijsman said @all to @a.*ne

Tom Wijsman

5:32 PM

@Kwaio rsync

Bob

give jokerdino a lick

@JohnCavil help

Gowtham

!! give bob a kick

John Cavil

@Gowtham That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: live

Tom Wijsman

@jokerdino What.

jokerdino

!! give bob lick

Bob

5:32 PM

@JohnCavil tell me your laws

John Cavil

@jokerdino That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: live

Kwaio

@TomWijsman I did write linux... i meant Windows

jokerdino

@TomWijsman exactly. ;D

!! lick bob

Tom Wijsman

!!s/exactly/no idea/

John Cavil

@TomWijsman @TomWijsman no idea. ;D (source)

@jokerdino That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

Bob

5:33 PM

methinks someone broke @JohnCavil's listeners D:

jokerdino

@Bob maybe they kicked it too hard

Gowtham

!!s/someone/@bob/

John Cavil

@Gowtham methinks @bob broke @JohnCavil's listeners D: (source)

Tom Wijsman

!!/learn /nudge "You accidentally a slash."

John Cavil

@TomWijsman Command /nudge already exists

Tom Wijsman

5:34 PM

!!//nudge Hmm...

Gowtham

!! nudge 1222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222

John Cavil

@Gowtham Nudge #3 registered.

@TomWijsman nudge

Tom Wijsman

Oh, I forgot I did that, lol.

jokerdino

better delete it.

John Cavil

@TomWijsman Command /nudge already exists

Tom Wijsman

5:34 PM

Though it doesn't break it.

John Cavil

@jokerdino That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

Gowtham

!! tell allquixotic nudge 0.0000000000000001111111111111e3

no reply ... :O :O

John Cavil

@allquixotic Nudge #4 registered.

Gowtham

ha !

John Cavil

@allquixotic Nudge #5 registered.

@allquixotic nudge

Gowtham

5:36 PM

ha arithmetic works

!! tell allquixotic nudge 0.0000000000000001111111111111e3

John Cavil

@allquixotic Nudge #6 registered.

@allquixotic nudge

Gowtham

or perhaps not ..

John Cavil

@allquixotic nudge

@allquixotic Nudge #7 registered.

Gowtham

!! tell allquixotic nudge 1;1;1;1;1;1;1;1;1;1

allquixotic is gonna be pissed :D :O

John Cavil

@allquixotic Nudge #8 registered.

@allquixotic nudge

Gowtham

5:38 PM

!! tell allquixotic nudge 1;2;3;4;5;6;7

John Cavil

@allquixotic Nudge #9 registered.

Gowtham

!! nudge list

John Cavil

@Gowtham Many things can be labeled Not a Number; a delay should not be one of them.

@allquixotic nudge

Gowtham

Anyway nighters :D @JohnCavil another day .....

must break bot before @TomWijsman ..

Tom Wijsman

@Gowtham: Eh, lol, he replies twice with the nudge now. :/

Bob

5:42 PM

Hah!

Just try telling me to sleep now!

(hopefully, this works...)

Tom Wijsman

But not always.

Oh, maybe it was the nudge kicking in.

Bob

No takers? Fine...

Tom Wijsman

!!s/Fine/Fin, I'll go sleep/

John Cavil

@TomWijsman No takers? Fin, I'll go sleep... (source)

Bob

oh yea, @JohnCavil can do it

!!say sleep

John Cavil

5:43 PM

@Bob sleep

Bob

come on

why doesn't this work

John Cavil

@Bob sleep

Bob

D:

OH

!!say sleep

John Cavil

@Bob sleep

Bob

@JohnCavil That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

damn.

so close

jokerdino

5:49 PM

!! tell bob pat

Bob

@jokerdino That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

John Cavil

@jokerdino Go to sleep @Bob. pats

Bob

@JohnCavil That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

John Cavil

@bob Go to sleep @Bob. pats

Bob

@jokerdino That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

...

jokerdino

5:50 PM

Bob became a bot.

Bob

@jokerdino That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

jokerdino

hello Bob?

Bob

nope

he's not here

Bon Gart

you guys are going to break your bot

jokerdino

woah, nice to have you back @BonGart.

Bon Gart

5:52 PM

tankyoo

Bob

!!say test

John Cavil

@Bob test

Bob

@JohnCavil That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

!!say sleep

John Cavil

@Bob sleep

Bob

@JohnCavil That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

Bon Gart

5:56 PM

so whassahappennin? Or is it just dancing bot time? bash.org/?4281

Bob

@BonGart That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.

just a buncha invalid parsemessages D:

@BonGart oh I'm just turning myself into a bot

jokerdino

Bob is slowly transforming into a bot.

Bon Gart

A Van Doom transformation, or a Reverse Data?

or is he a Robot in Disguise?

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