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4:00 PM
@fredley it's typically a mild cheddar to begin with.
 
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@fredley I don't know why but your reaction's cracking me up.
 
I haven't seen anyone mention Swiss
 
5 mins ago, by Grace Note
There's real cheeses in my grocery store, but selection is generally limitted to Boar's Head, so it's mainly gouda, gruyere, provolone, colby jack, and varying many kinds of swiss and cheddar and muenster.
 
@OrigamiRobot With good reason
@FAE ಠ_ಠ
 
@fredley Swiss tastes like air.
 
FAE
4:02 PM
@fredley Hehe
 
There are a few swiss cheeses that I like.
 
I mean, I like air.
 
@GraceNote Swiss cheeses are too mild for my taste, and mostly just the wrong consistency. Kind of rubbery.
 
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Q: Was there any backstory or purpose for the Cryogenics Pods on the Normandy?

IsziThe Cryogenics Pods seem like a big ol' Chekov's Gun on both the SSV Normandy and the Normandy SR-2. However, I did not see them being used in any of the Trilogy games nor did I notice any entries in the Codex. In fact, there's little to no mention of them even in the Mass Effect Wiki - they're...

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Q: How much faster does an Anti Ship Drone Mark II fire than a Mark I?

EnderThe Anti Ship Drone Mark I fires a small laser. The Anti Ship Drone Mark II fires a small laser faster. How much faster? Will two Mark I drones outperform a single Mark II?

 
@Lazers Hey, let's play Poke the Plot Hole!
 
4:04 PM
@Lazers ಠ_ಠ
 
@Lazers ಠ_ಠ
 
The proper cheese to eat and the proper method of eating it:
 
@fbueckert I like that I didn't even need to look to know who asked that question.
 
@Lazers Does he know the ME3 contest is over so he doesn't have to ask every random ME related thing in the world anymore?
 
...sidenote: I've posted a single answer on meta.SO, and it just got Good Answer.
@LessPop_MoreFizz Ditto.
 
4:06 PM
@BenBrocka shudders
 
@fbueckert I have a Good Question on MSO:
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Q: Elections Pedantry: Change Nomination to Declaration

LessPop_MoreFizzYes yes, I know I'm a pedant. The fact is, this is something that has always bugged me in elections wherein the candidates are not selected by a subset of voters, but rather merely by declaration of candidacy. Nominate someone else for public office. Declare your own candidacy. Please change ...

 
@Lazers Let's play a new game where we see what makes me start up RDP for the day. Today's reason: Downvoting this question.
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Oh look, someone answered it, and he's disputing the answer. O_o
 
Probably more powerful than @badp's graphics card
 
@BenBrocka What isn't?
 
4:15 PM
Possibly a commodore 64 but I'd need benchmarks to be sure
 
@BenBrocka Fun fact: I still have a TRS-80 kicking around at home.
 
NFL No Freekin Lights #NFL=NoFreekinLights #NFLONCBS #Supebowl #SuperBowl47 #NINJA #GreatGame
Some e e Cummings shit right there.
Though one box broke Ice's creative use of line breaks. :(
 
I... I dungeddit
 
Not sure why this is getting so heavily down-voted and voted to close. Mass Effect (especially the first game) made a point of thoroughly covering every aspect of the game's history and technology. In the first game, a lot of components on the ship could be highlighted and selected to get a Codex entry describing their function and background. It seems very odd to me that such attention was not given to the cryo/sleeping pods. This question is simply asking if there's something I've missed - it is clearly defined and answerable. — Iszi 1 min ago
 
The Supebowl is my favorite Fotbal game of the year
 
4:20 PM
@fbueckert I have an old Tektronix 545A
Not a computer, but still awesome
@BenBrocka The Puppy Bowl is my favorite
 
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@SaintWacko I wanted to watch that instead but they don't air it over here. :(
 
@SaintWacko I can't say I've even heard of that.
 
@FAE The kitten halftime show was so cute!
 
@FAE These pupply blackouts have to stop
 
@fbueckert It's an oscilloscope
 
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4:21 PM
@SaintWacko awwwww
 
an old one, from the 1970s
 
@SaintWacko Yeah, I just googled it.
 
Weighs about 75 pounds
Picked it up at a garage sale for $15 :D
 
The TRS-80 is older than I am. And I can no longer connect it to any monitor/TV in my house.
And the floppy disk drive is a beast of a machine.
 
@OrigamiRobot Yeah, seriously... what's up with this?
 
Jez
4:24 PM
really looking forward to playing Spore tonight
gonna get to the space stage and create a huge network of planets slowly but surely.
I'll own an entire section of a spiral of the galaxy. then when i ally the Grox, it won't matter that other species attack me - all they'll be doing is attacking the outer wing of my empire
heh heh
also i managed to get thru cell stage without dying once, on Hard difficulty. so now that I can save, i can have a game where, on hard, I don't die once
gonna be a trader so I can do cash infusion to buy out friendly systems slowly but surely, and crush enemy species obviously.
 
@Iszi Asking about every minute detail of a game out of nothing more than curiosity is not a good question.
 
Jez
build up 2 allies, one for cheaply buying colonization equipment, and one for cheaply buying uber-turrets
go around collecting/selling purple/green/blue spice for high prices (can you tell i've played before)
but i wanna get this one just perfect
 
@Jez If you're that gung-ho on trading, play the X series.
 
Jez
never heard of it
i just have the original
 
@Jez I'd highly recommend it; it allows for an incredible amount of in-depth trading, piracy, economics, you name it.
 
4:27 PM
 
Jez
i get the space stage down to a fine art
 
This is the best football game. Period.
 
@OrigamiRobot Minutiae like that are asked about and picked apart all the time on Science Fiction and Fantasy - should I request migration?
 
Jez
i find a system with 3 planets, fill them with my ideal creatures/trees/etc
 
You can build up an entire empire, with enough time and cash.
 
4:27 PM
@OrigamiRobot I played one of those as a kid.
 
@OrigamiRobot I own one of those!
 
Jez
expand my ship hull to carry them all, grab like 80 of each
 
@OrigamiRobot I could buy that as an argument for down-vote as "not useful", but I don't see anything in the "not constructive" close reason that fits the two down-votes.
 
Jez
then go around putting a spice colony on every system and getting it up to level 3
altho after a while it is slightly tedious :-)
 
@Iszi Don't look at me.
 
Jez
4:29 PM
what i've never had the persistence to do is kind of carve out a "chunk" of a spiral of the galaxy
 
@Iszi What's acceptable on one site isn't necessarily acceptable on all sites.
 
@fbueckert The one I played had controls on both sides for two player games.
 
Jez
then work inwards toward the Grox and ally them
 
@Fluttershy So, that's a "yes" for migration?
 
@Fluttershy This. And while, yes, we allow lore questions, quite a few of us absolutely abhor them.
 
Jez
4:31 PM
it still amazes me how good a game Spore is, though. are there any sequels? i guess there are a bunch of ways they could make it better but the basic concept is sound and well implemented
and the space stage is always gonna be the biggest and most fun
 
@Iszi That, I can't say. I don't know what SF&F does in the event of video game lore.
 
Jez
so that makes sense
 
@Jez Spore...a good game!?
 
Jez
absolutely
 
@Jez It suffered from Molyneux syndrome.
 
Jez
4:31 PM
what's that
 
And had no idea what to do with itself.
@Jez Over-promising, and under-delivering.
 
Jez
for me it delivers a lot
the space stage lets you expand and have a lot of fun doing it
it would be nice if the other empires were a little more intelligent and varied but that's about it
 
@Jez Altogether, it's several different games.
 
@Fluttershy Video games are an accepted medium there. In fact, I considered asking there first but I figured this crowd would be more knowledgeable. I also figured here would be a better fit since it may actually require some walk-through to discover an element I might have missed.
 
There's an RTS in the middle, and a trading/4X type game at the end.
And it does none of the game modes well.
 
FAE
4:33 PM
@fbueckert It's several different games done poorly.
@fbueckert This.
 
@fbueckert That's what I ran into
 
If you like space trading, play the X series.
Better done, and an absolute joy to play.
 
Spore looks interesting in concept - is the "god game" part done right, at least?
 
It's an awesome idea, and exactly the kind of game I long for, but in combining the different types, it lost a lot of what would have made it awesome
@Iszi "god game"?
 
The only one that works, sort of, is the first cell game. Mostly OK.
If you like evolution games, play EVO - The search for Eden.
 
Jez
4:34 PM
@fbueckert what is the X series? never heard of it
 
@fbueckert That could have been done as a simple flash game
And has been, really
 
A god game is an artificial life game that casts the player in the position of controlling the game on a large scale, as an entity with divine/supernatural powers, as a great leader, or with no specified character (as in Spore), and places them in charge of a game setting containing autonomous characters to guard and influence. This is not to be confused with god mode, a state found in many video games (usually afforded the player through use of a cheat or granted as an unlockable in-game reward) wherein the player-character is granted invincibility, invulnerability, or both. Definitio...
 
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@SaintWacko fl0w!
 
X is a science fiction space trading and combat simulator series created by German Developer Egosoft. The series is set in the X-Universe where several races populate a number of worlds connected by jumpgates. The games feature free roaming gameplay with trading, combat, empire building, and missions; leading to the series' phrase Trade, Fight, Build, Think. Story The fiction behind the X series is provided in the games themselves and in four novels by series fictional writer Helge Kautz: Farnham's Legend, Nopileos, Yoshiko and Hüter der Tore (The Keeper of the Gates). Farnham's Legend is ...
 
@FAE I was thinking Bubble Tanks
What's fl0w?
 
Jez
4:35 PM
@FAE hahaha nonsense. there is no space exploration game better than Spore's space stage, imho. the cell and creature stages are good fun too. the tribe and city stages are a bit of a washout.
 
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@SaintWacko They did a sequel to that one too
 
@SaintWacko Who doesn't know what fl0w is?
 
@Iszi Ah
 
@Jez You, clearly, need to play more games. :P
 
@OrigamiRobot Er... looks around ...me?
Duh :P
 
4:35 PM
@OrigamiRobot Me
 
25 secs ago, by fbueckert
@Jez You, clearly, need to play more games. :P
 
@FAE Yeah, I didn't like it quite as much
 
8 secs ago, by OrigamiRobot
25 secs ago, by fbueckert
@Jez You, clearly, need to play more games. :P
 
@OrigamiRobot :(
 
Jez
@fbueckert the X series sounds like it would vacuum up a lot of time too. Spore's space stage isn't too long
 
FAE
4:36 PM
fl0w is awesome, though I enjoy pretty much everything by Thatgamecompany.
 
@Jez WHAT? Yeah, what @fbueckert said. Spore's space exploration stage is terrible compared to most games of that type
 
Jez
it's just the right level of fun
 
@OrigamiRobot That was a response to classifying Spore's space exploration as the best ever.
 
@OrigamiRobot Oh, this is a game now?
 
@Jez Spore gets dull
 
4:36 PM
50 secs ago, by OrigamiRobot
8 secs ago, by OrigamiRobot
25 secs ago, by fbueckert
@Jez You, clearly, need to play more games. :P
 
FAE
I remember playing one of their first games, Cloud, way back.
 
Jez
@SaintWacko depends what you're looking to get out of it.
 
I usually play up until I control a world and then stop
 
@Jez It's supposed to. It's mechanics are orders of magnitude more complex than Spore's.
 
Jez
i want to build an empire relatively quickly and easily, not spend years of my life doing complex trading and diplomacy (i have other things to do :-)
 
4:37 PM
@fbueckert It still fits.
 
@Jez You need to work on your classifications, then. :P
 
If I want to play a RTS, I'll play Command and Conquer, or Supreme Commander, or Spring, and it I want space I'll play SoaSE or Endless Space
 
Stupid work making me use caps lock.
 
Jez
classifications?
 
@OrigamiRobot Welcome to the club
 
FAE
4:38 PM
@SaintWacko Endless Space?
 
@Jez Spore's space exploration is not the best in any sense.
 
@FAE Yes, thanks
Couldn't remember what the first word was
 
@SaintWacko I'M JUST GOING TO STOP BOTHERING.
 
Jez
what's an example of one that gives you as good a balance of being able to build an empire relatively quickly
without spending forever doing it
as well as terraforming
 
@SaintWacko And if you want a 4X, play Space Empires V.
 
4:39 PM
@fbueckert Wait... the SNES game?!
 
@OrigamiRobot I fixed it at first, now I just grumble and ignore it
 
@Iszi Yes.
@Jez That...sorta defeats the purpose of empire building games.
 
Jez
Spore also has a wonderful zoom implementation. being able to zoom out to the whole galaxy, and all the way in to a planet, with the associated changes in mood music, is excellent IMHO
 
@SaintWacko I TYPE IN ALL CAPS IN MY IMS AND JUST TELL THE PERSON IT'S EASIER. I'LL JUST DO THE SAME HERE.
 
Jez
i just enjoy it and that's what counts with games :-)
 
4:40 PM
@Jez Indeed it does.
However, most of us in the Bridge are hardcore gamers, so our expectations are set accordingly.
 
Jez
mind you, there should be a way to find out what you set the difficulty to for a save game
it's weird that there doesn't seem to be any way
 
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@Jez Enjoyment is awesome! I don't think anyone's point here is to be condescending for your choice, but rather to help you expand your horizons. :)
 
Jez
the info must be there somewhere in the save but you can't see it
@FAE Basically I've played things like Civ2 and I must have spent weeks of my life doing it. I don't want to spend more weeks of my life getting into another game
 
@OrigamiRobot WHYDONTYOUJUSTTYPEWITHOUTSPACINGORPUNCTUATIONEITHERITMAKESTHINGSSOMUCHFASTERANDW‌​OULDSAVEHALFTHEBUTTONSONTHEKEYBOARD
 
Jez
i'm worried i would do nothing else
 
4:42 PM
@Retrosaur I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
 
@FAE Indeed. Our experiences can be invaluable to direct people to what we see as much better time spent.
 
DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE
 
@Jez Oh, so you're looking for more casual friendly type games.
 
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@Jez That's understandable.
 
Jez
and i would love to have a g/f who likes nothing more than to watch me play space-based exploration games. that would be da shit. but i don't have one alas.
 
4:43 PM
@badp What?
 
Alright. Sorry, I can't help with that for the most.
 
@Jez Wouldn't it be better if she played too?
 
Jez
yeah. but this is the UK and women go out and get drunk. that's about it.
 
@Jez Really? I'd put that around #2 on my list, at the most.
 
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@Jez There are women gamers in the UK. >_>
 
4:44 PM
#1 isn't quite fit for this forum.
 
@Iszi WAITWHYWOULDTHISSAVEHALFTHEBUTTONSONTHEKEYBOARD?
 
Jez
@FAE not single and available :-)
 
@Jez starred so @kalina can see it and choke you to death later :P
 
@Iszi BECAUSE I NATURALLY HIT SPACE. I JUST HAVE TO USE CAPS WHEN I'M TYPING IN AUTOCAD.
@badp SHE NEVER COMES IN HERE ANYMORE
 
Jez
ooh, what, let me guess. one UK woman who already has a bloke from the billion offers she got and likes to play games
my point stands.
 
4:45 PM
@OrigamiRobot she did just earlier this morning
 
@SaintWacko MAYBEHALFISANOVERESTIMATIONBUTYOUCOULDDOWITHOUTALLNUMBERSTHESPACEBARANDTHESHIFTK‌​EY
 
@badp IT WASN'T REALLY HER.
 
@Jez what is your point, exactly?
 
@badp Ooh, good idea! I'll star it too
 
Oh snap.
 
4:45 PM
@Jez Idea: go find another hobby, where you can meet women. Sometimes, you can find geeks in the strangest places.
 
@kalina :O hides
 
He hates women and you hate men. It's PERFECT.
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Jez
@kalina that either i spend tons of my time getting into strategy games or have more of a life, i cant combine the two succesfully
 
@Jez sure you can, I play EVE and still get laid
 
Jez
well. i dont.
 
4:46 PM
@kalina EVE may actually take less time
A lot happens without you needing to be present
 
you must be doing something wrong then. Don't take it out on us because of your own insufficiencies in bed.
 
This is a very sad conversation.
 
@Jez @IanPugsley AND @spugsley ARE MARRIED.
 
@JasonBerkan Amusing, though
 
4:47 PM
anyway, I'm going again now.
 
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@Jez I game several hours a week and have more than one SO!
 
Jez
@OrigamiRobot I said I can't combine the two, not no-one can
 
@fbueckert Look at all those answers, that's why they're bad
 
Jez
i'm aware there are a bunch of lucky people out there who find great partners. :-) i just havent been one of them
 
@fbueckert fixed
 
4:47 PM
@Jez WELL NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE.
 
@kalina waves
 
@badp Wee! Thanks for the mod assist.
 
@OrigamiRobot there are reasons for this
@Jez also, I don't drink
 
@kalina You don't like us anymore? That's it, isn't it
 
@SaintWacko yes, that is exactly it
 
Jez
4:49 PM
@OrigamiRobot not with any attitude. seriously, the number of male gamers massively outweighs the number of female gamers, especially if you're looking at strategy games and not "i wanna play on the DS/Wii for 5 minutes" types
 
@Jez that's because men in general can't act nice around women who play games
 
Jez
can't act nice???
 
The level of broad generalizations in this room are a tad offensive at the moment.
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POPCORN SALE! POPCORN SALE! GRAB YOUR POPCORN HERE!
 
"girls don't game", "go back to the kitchen", "no such thing as girls on the internet", "make me a sandwich", etc
 
4:50 PM
It's kind of a catch-22 from what I can see. Women who "out" themselves are kind of rare and they are treated as a rarity, which is "not nicely." This causes women to not "out" themselves.
 
@Fluttershy you know how much I love generalising
 
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@badp Yeah, it's a sucky situation.
 
Jez
@badp i don't criticize them, i simply bemoan the lack of them. i'd love to search okcupid and see 100 gaming-loving girls in my area. i just don't.
 
@kalina I'll make you a sandwich if you make me a sandwich.
 
@kalina No no no - It's everyone loves generalising.
 
4:51 PM
@FAE It helps when you wield a banstick and use it with extreme prejudice.
 
@Jez Don't search? Or don't see them?
 
Jez
don't see them
 
@OrigamiRobot sudo make me a sandwich.
 
@OrigamiRobot maybe I don't want to a sandwich? What do you think about that?
 
@kalina That is depressingly common in online games
 
4:52 PM
@JasonBerkan I don't negotiate with alchemists.
 
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@badp True, but that only helps in moderated areas on the internet, unfortunately.
 
Jez
women i see tend to like... books. and crappy TV. and, yes, getting drunk
 
Don't even get started on those stupid, "Date a gamer" dating sites.
 
@Jez What's wrong with liking books? O_o
 
@kalina Who wouldn't want a sandwich? Sandwiches are amazing!
 
4:52 PM
@kalina Well then I'll do some other equivalent gesture.
 
@Jez god forbid they READ
 
Jez
@Fluttershy nothing, but i find them rather boring.
 
@Fluttershy depends if they're Twilight/50 shades of herp
 
@OrigamiRobot There is no negotiating with sudo.
 
@BenBrocka Oh gods... My mom read those 50 Shades of Grey books. She told me "You might want to sleep with ear plugs when your dad comes home." x_x
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4:53 PM
He's got you there, @OrigamiRobot
 
@kalina You've already described to us in great meaty details your dripping, fat, greasy lunch sandwiches! We know you'd be lying.
 
@Fluttershy Oh geez
 
@Fluttershy I so want to star this :D
 
@SaintWacko I didn't make him a sandwich.
 
@Fluttershy oh I read a hilarious review of those
 
Jez
4:54 PM
@Fluttershy makes me glad to have moved out of the house by now. well, and that my parents got divorced a long time ago anyway.
 
@badp I have no idea what you're talking about right now
 
@Fluttershy Reason #1 why you move out ASAP!
 
@OrigamiRobot Yes you did. He erased your logs afterwards
 
@fbueckert Working on it!
 
Jez
oh but i remember when we were kids we'd go round my dad's house and hear him and his new woman... doing stuff.
 
4:54 PM
@Fluttershy Me too!
 
I have a room ready for me, I just have to have a job again.
 
also for the implicit assumption that your father would also be into this, because males are always into kinky things right? Those bastard men. :P
 
I think I'm going to buy a condo over the summer
 
Jez
during the night.
 
@Fluttershy My parents fronted the first month's rent when I wanted to move out. One of the best decisions I ever made.
 
Jez
4:54 PM
in the next room.
 
Ugh I can't find it
 
I'd rather do that than rent an apartment
 
@fbueckert My first month's rent is paid if I move out right now. I'm just thinking more long-term. As in... next month's rent.
 
@Fluttershy If you were in NC, my lease is up in July.
 
@Fluttershy That's why I want to buy instead. About the same as paying rent, but eventually you don't have to pay it anymore, and you get to keep living there!
 
4:56 PM
Even if you do provide sources, it would really be better not to copy and paste the entire article verbatim. — murgatroid99 38 secs ago
 
It's usually less than rent, and it typically takes 30 YEARS to own and keep living there
 
I can't remember exactly how we handle stuff like that
 
But yeah
 
@OrigamiRobot Would that I could.
 
4:57 PM
@murgatroid99 dunno about the generic case, but I handled this specific one
 
@Fluttershy You would have to deal with all my comics and Magic cards and various unfinished projects laying around.
I am not good at being an adult.
 
@OrigamiRobot And you'd have to deal with me sneaking into your bed at night.
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@badp I guess that works
 
I mean, uh...
 
4:58 PM
@Jez Are you calling me a woman?
 
Hey guys, how about that SuperBowl?
 
@Fluttershy o.0
 
@StrixVaria Fuck Ray Lewis. That is all.
 
Jez
@LessPop_MoreFizz you like crappy TV? be ashamed
 
@Jez Storage Wars for life.
 
FAE
4:58 PM
@BenBrocka ...wat
 
Jez
what is that
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz This
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Not knowing the names of any players or anything about the teams' seasons, the game was very enjoyable to watch.
 
You all are making it very difficult for me to get work done
@StrixVaria I played board games and watched the puppy bowl
 
Jez
oh, i love it ever year when Americans go berserk over the Superbowl. Most of us here barely even know what sport it's for
 
4:59 PM
at a Super Bowl party
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Barry is without a doubt one of the more tragic characters on television
 
@SaintWacko I played The Walking Dead and chatted on Skype.
 
@StrixVaria 109 yard touchdown.
 
108
 
@Jez It's about owls, and please stop misspelling it
 
4:59 PM
@GraceNote Wait, how does that work?
 

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