The Nineteenth Byte

You are a talented young chef who has just been offered the position of sous chef at the world's most prestigious Indian restaurant. You have little experience with preparing Indian cuisine, but you're determined, so you set out to prove yourself. You decide to become the leading dosa expert. To ...

undergroundmonorail

i see. thank you

you've enriched my life

Alex A.

2:27 AM

I do what I can

Doorknob

you have to see the world big dosa forums as well

Alex A.

largedosas.freeforums.net

undergroundmonorail

no worries dawg i found it by googling world big dosa forums

ty though

Quill

> dawg

undergroundmonorail

are we gonna have a problem

Doorknob

2:31 AM

oh btw if you see a user on those forums named Doorbell it's totally not me

undergroundmonorail

i know

they're a long lost relative of mine

as well as a nigerian prince

Alex A.

Idk who xD0SaL0VRx69x is though.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ The icon works, but all I get is "loading"

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ does anything show up in the console?

Alex A.

@Doorknob The actual record for world biggest dosa is over 54 ft.

Doorknob

2:35 AM

no no you can't go that big yet

first World Bigger Dosa

Alex A.

Ah, so World Bigger Dosa can't involve the world record for big dosa?

Doorknob

not yet

undergroundmonorail

after World Big Dosa you get World Big Dosa: Dosa Hits The Streets

Alex A.

You are wise dosa sage

RikerW

lol

Alex A.

2:37 AM

World Big Dosa: Beyond Thunderdome

RikerW

Never had a dosa.

Alex A.

Me neither

RikerW

@AlexA. That one's a keeper.

undergroundmonorail

2 Big 2 Dosa

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ohh, Tampermonkey scripts run within the same window as the page they are being executed in while greasemonkey scripts run separately.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

2:37 AM

oh

RikerW

@undergroundmonorail 2 Big 4 Dosa

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

mutating the [[Prototype]] of an object will cause your code to run very slowly; instead create the object with the correct initial [[Prototype]] value using Object.create
 d3.v3.min.js:3:2131
Use of getPreventDefault() is deprecated.  Use defaultPrevented instead.
 jquery.min.js:3:6598

RikerW

@Dennis Paraguay question:

Alex A.

What is it?

What is Paraguay?

RikerW

Demonym for Paraguay?

Alex A.

2:38 AM

Can u answer @Dennis what paragu

Dennis

Paraguayo

El'endia Starman

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Wait what someone else is using D3?

RikerW

@Dennis Really?

I was hoping Paraguayish.

Doorknob

@AlexA. what paragu and can juic?

Dennis

@RikerW Err... in Spanish. :P In English, it's Paraguayan.

Alex A.

2:39 AM

AVODDAD NO JUIC

RikerW

@Dennis Okay.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@El'endiaStarman SE, I guess.

Or @Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

El'endia Starman

HUH.

RikerW

Paraguay big dosa?

@El'endiaStarman I HATE CAPS LOCK.

Dennis

My new phone has a really weird notification sound.

Every time I get pinged, I get confused.

4

RikerW

2:40 AM

What is it?

@El'endiaStarman what happened to your fiance?

Dennis

@RikerW Sort of a ding.

El'endia Starman

@RikerW I did not use caps lock.

RikerW

@El'endiaStarman OKAY.

El'endia Starman

@RikerW She's sitting in this room, having her own conversations with friends.

RikerW

lol

Doorknob

2:41 AM

El'endia Starman

And it's fiancée. I'm her fiance.

undergroundmonorail

unrelated

RikerW

Okay.

@undergroundmonorail LIAR!!!

Alex A.

Please, stop shouting. — TheDoctor Oct 22 '15 at 21:37

RikerW

DONT CLICK!!!

undergroundmonorail

2:42 AM

@RikerW yeah i felt bad so i made it not a lie anymore

i apologize for my transgression

Doorknob

Alex A.

@Doorknob Unrelated

@El'endiaStarman Pre-wife

El'endia Starman

Excellent term. Well, depending on how you interpret it.

Alex A.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quill

@AlexA. He's her Pre-wife?

Alex A.

2:48 AM

uh no

She's his pre-wife

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@El'endiaStarman :O I forgot you had a fiance(e`)

El'endia Starman

Yeah, it's not something I talk about all the time...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Good for you!

And goodnight

El'endia Starman

G'night!

undergroundmonorail

'night

Cyoce

2:54 AM

Updated factorial program!

<?x$;>L[*].

Literally:
if n-1 > 0: add n, f(n-1) to stack.
else: do nothing.

When program has terminated (all data is unmoving):
if something in stack: multiply stack together and print result
if nothing in stack: push 1 into stack.

Maltysen

@AlexA. maybe involve different types of dosas?

undergroundmonorail

here's an idea for a spinoff

Alex A.

@Maltysen What are the different types? All I know are plain dosas and masala dosas.

undergroundmonorail

world small dosa

Doorknob

traitor

Alex A.

3:05 AM

^

undergroundmonorail

it takes all kinds

Alex A.

moon tiny dosa

undergroundmonorail

oooh i like that better than what i said

Maltysen

@AlexA. mysore masala

Alex A.

What's that?

Maltysen

3:07 AM

masala dosa with really spicy sauce

:O sounds nomulous

> nomulous

then, Rava dosa

58 secs ago, by Alex A.

What's that?

Maltysen

it has a different type of batter

Alex A.

3:08 AM

@Doorknob I stand by what I said

@Maltysen What's in the batter for rava dosa?

Maltysen

idk

Alex A.

How do they taste different?

Maltysen

i don't really like rava dosas

undergroundmonorail

rava dosa tastes like a different type of dosa

Alex A.

Do you like regular dosas?

Maltysen

3:09 AM

yeah

Alex A.

Rava dosa look less nomulous than other dosas

undergroundmonorail

> nomulous

Maltysen

oh yeah, also paper dosa

those are really good

undergroundmonorail

origami dosa

Maltysen

There's prolly a lot more that I'm forgetting, I'm not south Indian, so...

RikerW

3:12 AM

Is @AlexA. from india, not wrongland?

Alex A.

Nope

RikerW

Aww.

Wait, are you from Wrongland?

Alex A.

I don't know, I'm from the Pacific Northwest.

Maltysen

3:24 AM

Guys, remember my brain-freeze game from a couple of weeks ago?

Doorknob

no my brain got frozen so I can't remember

Maltysen

well now I finished all that depressing java for school that I was putting off for a couple of months, and had time to improve it

wanna try again?

107.178.217.79/?game_id=PPCG

undergroundmonorail

ERR_CONNECTION_RESET

wait never mind i'm in

Alex A.

undergroundmonorail

@AlexA. 403 forbidden

Maltysen

3:27 AM

wait nvm guys, I started the server wrong, lemme try again

Alex A.

You're forbidden

undergroundmonorail

FOREBODEN

Alex A.

@AlexA. @Maltysen I want this

Maltysen

k back up

107.178.217.79:5000/?game_id=PPCG

(its a different port this time)

Doorknob

dosalover

ಠ_ಠ

Maltysen

3:30 AM

should I start?

undergroundmonorail

sure

Alex A.

Idk, what are we doing?

Doorknob

AH THERE IS A TIMER WHAT DO I DO

undergroundmonorail

keep doing what you're doing so that i win plz

Maltysen

well I can see that instructions will be nessaccary

Doorknob

3:31 AM

nooooo

I mashed a bunch of keys and got to 20

undergroundmonorail

you're supposed to hit the character that is in both lists

Doorknob

then I kept mashing keys and it went to 0

Alex A.

I had a feeling that was you

undergroundmonorail

it didn't say who won

Doorknob

I came in second to monorail

undergroundmonorail

3:32 AM

rip

n i c e

Doorknob

after I figured out what I was doing

Maltysen

@undergroundmonorail true

undergroundmonorail

there was one part where i saw which one to hit but i panicked and hit another key by accident, but i didn't realize i had done that and hit it anyway

so instead of being right i was wrong twice

rip

Maltysen

was it fun?

undergroundmonorail

i enjoyed it

Doorknob

3:35 AM

me too

Alex A.

It went by too fast for my brain to process

Maltysen

any suggestions? other than instructions and removing bootstrap

undergroundmonorail

what's bootstrap

Alex A.

Make it so that any user matching my IP wins

Or award bonus points for usernames containing "dosa"

Maltysen

@AlexA. status-declined

undergroundmonorail

3:36 AM

also i liked the colours, it was a nice touch because you could scan for similar colours and then check if they matched rather than just brute force "check every character against every character in the other list"

Maltysen

@AlexA. hence the name ;P

Alex A.

Yeah

undergroundmonorail

one thing i would suggest is that pressing the wrong button should have no penalty (and not advance to the next set of lists) if the current pair of lists has been displayed for less than half a second or so

probably less than half a second actually

just enough so that you can be fairly certain the input was meant for the previous pair

Alex A.