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1:00 PM
@MadMAxJr The cool thing about 6 is, that Kefka freaking won.
 
@StrixVaria Not to undermine your point, but according to @Unionhawk, that's @Retrosaur.
 
@Yuuki Yeah, it's him
 
For a second I thought you meant UniKitty was Retrosaur and then everything made sense.
But then I realized it wasn't and things are blurry again.
In any case, he should leave moderation efforts to moderators.
Sometimes Retrosaur's contributions to chat aren't trolling.
 
Hmm... why not both?
(In that UniKitty and Kappagasm are Retrosaur)
 
@Yuuki Mod magic doesn't make the link, although I haven't ruled it out to be honest.
It's a similar trolling style.
 
1:10 PM
@Chippies np
 
IOS KEY HELL WORST HELL
 
@fredley what kind of ios key?
 
ios key?
 
@GodEmperorDune certificate signing key probably
 
1:22 PM
@fredley Ah, you're suffering from iBola
 
Hard disk failure, have to regenerate all the keys
 
@Yuuki interesting.
 
@fredley oh yeah, that sucks
you should have put your private keys online somewhere for redundandcy
 
@GnomeSlice Yeah that's a pretty terrible article
Or wait this is a new one quoting the bad one
 
1:25 PM
> So overnight… suddenly all games are demos, now, for very, very cheap games. Whether there’s a demo or not. And not only the usual cripply demos where you only get levels 1 to 10. No, you get the whole game as your demo. That’s pretty awesome for consumers. It’s pretty awesome for me as a consumer (yes! you do realise I actually play games too, right?)
> It’s not so awesome for developers though. Over the years, developers have been designing games lately that have been freed of one of the original shackles of design that were imposed by the old demo conversion model.
 
Which is actual quotes from devs
From what I've read nearly all positive about it
With some "Yeah, the policy needs some tweaking but overall good"
 
@GnomeSlice One of the games mentioned here, RPG Tycoon, has bad reviews.
Maybe it's getting a lot of refunds because people actually finally can refund it after realizing it's bad.
 
It sounds like the no feedback thing is a problem
 
I'm curious if anybody has abused it to buy one of the games that are also on origin, get the key, see if they can redeem the key on origin, then return the steam copy.
 
@twobugs Yes, that could definitely be improved.
 
1:28 PM
If you want to get a refund to should at least say something about it
 
> It really does seem like the system is being abused to offer extended periods of free gameplay, reaching far beyond the 2-hour play limit that the policy outlines. With no contingency in place to prevent multiple refunds on multiple sales of the same title to the same merchant, Steam users could essentially keep the cycle going as long as they please. An exploit which might invite more strict, third-party DRM measures from developers.
This is the main thing that's fuct for me.
 
Like, technical issue? Game was misleading?
 
@StrixVaria as does another (qwiboo has a bunch of good ones that noone is recommending while the bad reviews are marked as helpful)
 
@GnomeSlice wait, you are allowed to buy->refund->buy indefinitely?
 
Also: "Bloody hell steam refund rate has gone from 0.09% to 17%" WELL YEAH DUH
What did you expect to happen when they started officially allowing refunds?
 
1:29 PM
@Rapitor That's what it sounds like
 
It'll go up for a while and probably settle down
 
@Rapitor No, I think it's buy a 4-pack, play->refund, play another copy -> refund, etc.
 
@GnomeSlice that sounds like it should be an easy fix on valve's side
 
17% refund rate is pretty high, I'd say it's indicative of some other issues
 
What has it been, like, 2 weeks?
 
1:30 PM
Or at least that's how I interpreted it.
 
0
Q: How do I find out my VRAM?

SEBASSZCHANI tried some Skyrim visual overhauls and some of them asked my vram. How do I find it and where?

 
@twobugs 17% is indeed pretty high I'd say, initial spike I'd assume
 
@KevinvanderVelden Yeah, I believe some developers say they see purchases made months ago being refunded
It's just the initial spike
 
@PrivatePansy yeah
Google says it started on june 2nd. That is waay too early to draw any decent conclusion
 
1:34 PM
I hope you're right. We'll see if it smooths out
 
0
Q: Why won't my minecraft PE let me in a multiplayer server

The epic gamerMy minecraft pe is not working and is saying I have an invalid user name when ever I try to log in. I have tried shutting off my device and even restarted the WI-FI but nothing has worked.

 
I dunno if I agree that Valve is wholly to blame but the latter part of that section I totally am down with.
> Blog post too long now. TL;DR: Steam’s refunds are great for everbody, but only when the pricing returns to normal.
> Definitely not the only factor in it, no, but probably the biggest factor by far I think. “Bundlegeddon” also – but remember that Bundlegeddon is in cahoots with Steam anyway. Steam keys at one point were like bitcoins.
ha
> The change we foresee is that, entirely reasonably, a fairly large proportion of paying customers will not like our games, which is to be expected. And there’s always those customers with dodgy rigs which just won’t run them, or perhaps they just can’t get controllers to work. It doesn’t really matter why.
> But this means that at the current prices of games where before we made $x per game, we now make $x/2, and clearly that’s not going to work for any of us as we’ll all pretty much go out of business overnight.
> It worked before because we were forced to charge a deliberately small price for games to mitigate buyer remorse and enable Valve to shift more copies. Now it’s going to have to shift back to a small number of high-value copies instead, which comes with all sorts of other benefits like incentive to proper support, decent customer relations, and customer investment.
> The people that buy games at higher prices and hang on to them are very valuable indeed, and those are exactly the sorts of people a business really needs to survive.
yes this
 
There's also now a new group of customers who wouldn't buy it if they couldn't get a refund
 
@StrixVaria Wut now?
Is Arqade down?
 
censored WHY DON'T YOU USE BLOODY FOREIGN KEYS?
 
1:48 PM
Should I inb4 sepia lazers?
Cause it's about to post something cool and interesting
 
GAAAAAAAH
 
@UniKitty It seems that you've jumped to the conclusion that just because multiple moderators and community members have told you to stop being annoying, that you must also tell other people that. That is incorrect. Please do not engage in any kind of moderation activity; leave that to moderators.
 
Jurassic world came out today. anyone planning to see it?
 
Prooobably, not in theaters though
 
I might see it, but I'd want to rewatch the old ones first.
Well, mostly just the original
 
user15026
1:52 PM
@KevinvanderVelden oh, I do like what Sepia Lazers is gonna post.
 
Sepia lazers is sloooooow
in Minecraft Talk, 7 mins ago, by Tim Post
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Q: A potentially better way of dealing with crash report questions

Tim PostWe've all seen them, endless machine-meandering about something that went horribly wrong because someone tried to modify their game. Because they're a self-replicating problem, searching for them quite often leads folks here. That's .. great? - we love new people, but we really can't help them w...

 
Blacklisting crash reports? Wow.
 
Nope
Redirecting them to a canonical answer
 
Yeah, it will stop them from being able to post a crash log and instead try to direct them to where they can actually get help.
 
Also CC @TimPost cause I've probably opened the can of worms here (employees can see pings if they aren't autocompleted right?)
 
1:55 PM
@KevinvanderVelden no
 
1
Q: A potentially better way of dealing with crash report questions

Tim PostWe've all seen them, endless machine-meandering about something that went horribly wrong because someone tried to modify their game. Because they're a self-replicating problem, searching for them quite often leads folks here. That's .. great? - we love new people, but we really can't help them w...

 
There he goes
 
@StrixVaria I don't remember telling anyone they are annoying
 
Oh for duck sake
 
1:55 PM
@SepiaLazers Sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
 
8 hours ago, by UniKitty
Hai promise you won't troll / annoy
 
@Unicycle QUACK
 
Why is @GnomeSlice @Unicycle again?
 
GnomePhoneElfUniSliceCycle
 
GnomeJuice
 
1:57 PM
Because its logged in on my phone
 
wait, does this mean @GnomeSlice wants us to take him for a ride?
 
@Wipqozn Mobile chat. He's having difficulty logging out.
 
@StrixVaria Ok I won't say that
 
UniPhone? Phonicycle?
 
@JasonBerkan @Unicycle Could just wipe the cookies
 
1:57 PM
Help I'm trapped in mobile chat send help
10
 
@JasonBerkan Poor @GnomeSlice.
 
@Unicycle here you go
 
@UniKitty It's not just that. Please try to learn some judgment and extend to not saying anything inflammatory, to anyone.
 
@GodEmperorDune thank you for Morphopolis by the way, I've been wanting to try that one
 
1:59 PM
It's made by the developers of Terrorhedron which I loved
 
@StrixVaria ok
 
@UniKitty hooray, I'm saved lol
 
@Unicycle Try this link chat.stackexchange.com/logout
 
@PrivatePansy usually when people send that its a troll but now its really useful
 
Sandwich check
Check sandwich
Nice, thanks.
 
2:01 PM
@GnomeSlice Is it a good sandwich?
 
That's a strange SYN ACK check.
 
Oh hey @GnomeSlice bye @Unicycle
 
Probably
 
@MadMAxJr People make all kinds of goofy syntax substitutions, might as well make a delicious one
 
Ur a strange whatever
 
2:02 PM
And @Unicycle disappears into the aether forever.
 
@StrixVaria 1 down, two Unis left on the chopping block
 
I doubt SE will merge me I emailed them like two days ago
 
@twobugs I'd be ok keeping one around.
 
@StrixVaria Let's reinstate Unicycle then
 
@Unicycle bye!
 
2:03 PM
@GnomeSlice As long as you don't commit vote fraud, or otherwise use them for evil, frankly it's not worth the effort
 
I made sure not to
I guess you're probably right
 
@GnomeSlice You answered your own question, so we were monitoring.
 
I know the rules, I didn't cast any votes on my own shit
I never cast votes as socks at all
Come on man give me some credit
How long have I been here
 
@djsmiley2k That does not even work
 
2:04 PM
@GnomeSlice self-answering with a sock is against the rules
 
Is it?
 
You don't get to 15.7k rep without making a few socks...
 
@UniKitty correct.
 
@GnomeSlice The mods can check!
 
I thought it was the same as self answering without a sock
 
2:05 PM
@MadScientist That act doesn't get you rep in and of itself, but it's pretty borderline since accepting your own answer would give rep.
 
The %2 is the culprit
 
@UniKitty %20
(Which is a space coincidentally)
 
nochange :(
 
9
A: Should one person have multiple genealogy.se accounts?

Robert CartainoMultiple accounts are generally not allowed, but we (Stack Exchange) have yet to take an absolute, hard-line statement against having multiple accounts. Some feel they have a need to separate (for example) their public from their personal lives. I can't think of another valid use case, but know t...

 
My dream is to go to %20
 
2:06 PM
%2 No exists
 
The best answer on the subject is unfortunately pretty hard to find
 
All my socks have been initially designed to let me chat without being 'GnomeSlice' or carrying any of the sticks I've picked up in my tenure here but somebody always gives me away
 
But uuh yeah there's no questions with the tag so eh
 
Theres nothing tagged
 
2:07 PM
So thanks for that once again @fredley
 
@GnomeSlice Burn the sticks, rise like a phoenix
 
fwoosh
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawr
 
Seriously though why did you give me up
Nobody even suspected this time
 
Just stop making socks. You like you the way you are.
 
Come live in my fairytale
 
2:09 PM
@Unicycle np, i think every game in steam has a 90% chance of being on your wishlist or in your library
 
mors illata ab felus catos super type occasum device
 
79
Q: I am a sockpuppet, may I exist if I have a real purpose?

Josh's SocksI am a sockpuppet account of Josh, AKA The Unhandled Exception. I am going to help him test the XMPP chat integration system he's building. Am I allowed to exist? I promise to behave, and never leave Meta or Meta's chat. If so, may I please have enough rep to chat? EDIT BY JOSH: I have drawn a ...

 
@GnomeSlice Because, as a mod, it's my job. Sorry.
 
@GodEmperorDune heh, that one I actually want though
@fredley is having a chat sock actually not allowed?
 
@Wipqozn And we like @GnomeSlice the way he is as well. :P
 
2:10 PM
Because if it is I didn't know that
 
Whenever I encounter a game on Steam that isn't on @GnomeSlice's wishlist, I pause and look a little closer at it.
2
 
@GnomeSlice It's actually not (forbidden in the ToS), however, given the faff of clearing them up, action isn't generally taken unless they're used for evil
But pretending to be someone else is expressly verboten.
 
@GnomeSlice Take a look at the sock puppet post from earlier
 
I was pretending to be somebody else, but that person didnt exist
 
9
A: Should one person have multiple genealogy.se accounts?

Robert CartainoMultiple accounts are generally not allowed, but we (Stack Exchange) have yet to take an absolute, hard-line statement against having multiple accounts. Some feel they have a need to separate (for example) their public from their personal lives. I can't think of another valid use case, but know t...

> Multiple accounts are generally not allowed, but we (Stack Exchange) have yet to take an absolute, hard-line statement against having multiple accounts
 
2:12 PM
@JasonBerkan "The reverse GnomeSlice effect, where GnomeSlice's lack of excitement about a game provokes increased curiosity in it"
4
 
> The more I write this up, the more I realize just how problematic it is. I would really prefer just to say "don't do it"… at least until we implement a way to gain the benefits without all the potential for abuse.
 
Well then
 
i dunno, sometimes it seems yall like to pick on @GnomeSlice for being @GnomeSlice rather than behaving in a certain way
 
@JasonBerkan there's some good games still not in my wish list. There's bad ones in it too, but it's all crap I'd probably enjoy for at least an hour
 
Well done at drawing me off the scent, by the way. I was convinced that @Unicycle was definitely going to get 20 rep then exist only to troll chat me.
 
2:13 PM
He did
 
@Unionhawk He did.
 
Lol
I mean that wasnt the actual intention it just seemed like an opportune time to make a new one
 
@Unicycle is deleted!
Yay No more trolling!
 
WHAT NO
 
2:14 PM
Fine
 
HA
 
@UniKitty Somehow, I doubt that will be the case
 
Thanks mods
 
RIP @Unicycle 2015-2015
4
 
Bwaaah
 
2:15 PM
Lights a candle for @Unicycle, who still auto-completes
 
@KevinvanderVelden Right?
 
And now to ban @GnomeSlice for breaking the rules
 
Wait what, no please not gain I'm sorry
 
Hahaha
 
Dont
 
2:16 PM
the question is now, how fuct is @GnomeSlice's mobile chat
 
MOD ABUSE
 
I won't do it again for wishes did sims sucks do did did Evan ban me
 
But but but:
 
2:16 PM
yeah this doesn't deserve a ban
 
@GnomeSlice This is now your unicycle!
 
@GodEmperorDune @fredley is top troll
 
@UniKitty don't think that is helping
 
@GodEmperorDune don't think that was the goal
 
@Unionhawk i thought it was @badp
 
2:17 PM
Omfg lol @UniKitty
 
@GodEmperorDune @badp is error
 
@Unionhawk I literally only became a mod to expand my trolling power
10
 
duh
 
Honestly I didnt hurt anybody with the sock leave me alone
 
@fredley EVIDENCE
47 secs ago, by Unionhawk
@GodEmperorDune @fredley is top troll
 
2:17 PM
@GnomeSlice I think you're fine dude =p
 
(you're definitely safe)
 
@fredley I'll tell the SE people that
 
(you're not evil)
 
(Only @UniKitty is evil)
2
 
2:18 PM
@KevinvanderVelden starred for truf
 
@KevinvanderVelden Yep!
 
(And @fredley and @badp)
 
I'll tell the SE people that. Is that the chat equivalent of "I'm telling MOM." ?
 
I ain't neva going back to gnome prison
 
@MadMAxJr Yes.
 
2:18 PM
@KevinvanderVelden they're not evil, just insanely corrupted with diamond power
 
And I mean it
 
Yes it is.
 
Searching for diamond power gives this
 
I was actually waiting for @fredley to actually suspend @GnomeSlice so I could say "He wouldn't do it" ... "...or... he totally would"
 
damnit now i wn't a unicycle again :<
 
2:20 PM
@djsmiley2k get an electric unicycle
 
o_O
 
Well this has been a fun and embarassing chat
 
Meh
It could be worse
 
Bye!
 
2:21 PM
You could have posted dirty socks
cc @Wipqozn
 
I don't see the undertaker in here measuring you for a pine box yet, so you might be okay.
 
NEVER FORGET
 
@fredley Never forget what
 
@KevinvanderVelden yeah they like £300 to £900... no thanks
 
@UniKitty YOU'VE FORGOTTEN THAT WHICH YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE FORGOTTEN? :O
 
2:23 PM
@KevinvanderVelden Yep
 
False. You weren't there and as such never knew
 
What is it?
 
You don't know man you weren't there
 
Google Image Search Wipqozn and you will know.
 
13 secs ago, by UniKitty
What is it?
 
2:24 PM
11 secs ago, by Unionhawk
Google Image Search Wipqozn and you will know.
Warning: content may be disturbing
 
@Unionhawk Actually, don't do this
 
May contain content inappropriate for children - ESRB
 
Wipqozn - Rated AO
 
I see this
 
2:26 PM
I... wh...
I don't know what you did but you screwed everything up
 
Hai @MattE.Эллен
@Unionhawk This is what I get
 
"Showing results for Wipro"
I think I see the problem
 
Because you're... UGH
UGH
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UGH
...
 
Seems like a layer 8 problem @UniKitty
 
@KevinvanderVelden Wut now
 
2:29 PM
VTC - PEBKAC
 
@UniKitty hello
 
user15026
Okay sitting under the main ac vent for the office sucks.
 
@UniKitty OSI Layer 8
HOOOOOOOOMEEE TIMEEEEE
Cya chat
 
NOOOOO
Like, 6...? hours?
 
@KevinvanderVelden You go home at 4.30
 
2:31 PM
OK Google, how long until 4:45 PM?
 
Thats early
@Unionhawk 15 min
 
> 4:45pm is in 6 hours 13 minutes and 15 seconds.
ok
 
0
Q: I can't go to bed

Ashlyn roseevery time I go to bed it get me out of my bed how do I get it to work I tried 15 times and it will not work in my world is it because my house or something I need a lot of house

 
@Unionhawk First to reply
 
I KNOW
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO TELL ME
 
2:35 PM
Thanks @Lazers
 
LASKHFLKASDJHLAJKEYHAS:AIQWUJER:IAWLHR
 
You have to
Thats spam
 
YOU'RE A SPAM
 
No I'm not
 
@UniKitty is like cat facts but for trivial obvious things.
 
2:39 PM
This is your periodic reminder that 'ignore' is a feature of chat
 
There is no unsubscribe button.
 
It is also a feature of brain
 
'sudo brain ignore uni*
 
@fredley Dear brain: stop hitting "don't ignore this user"
 
Eh whatever
I don't care to correct the syntax
 
2:40 PM
@UniKitty Singapore, right? What's mandatory military conscription like?
 
Just stahp
 
There goes any chance of stars...
 
@MadMAxJr I would be shocked if he was old enough to have experienced it quite yet.
 
All I know about Signapore is that one logic question that went viral
 
National Service in Singapore, (commonly known as NS), requires all male Singaporean citizens and second-generation permanent residents who have reached the age of 18 to register for national service compulsorily. Depending on physical and medical fitness, they serve two year period as Full Time National Servicemen (NSFs), either in the Singapore Armed Forces (SAF), Singapore Police Force (SPF), or the Singapore Civil Defence Force (SCDF). Thus, all able-bodied young boys are encouraged to lead a healthy lifestyle to benefit a 2-month off as a 'bonus' incentive. When a conscript completes his full...
 
2:41 PM
It wasn't THAT hard honestly, but it was worded poorly
 
Cats don't go to army
 
Cats also can't use a keyboard or speak English. I question your dedication.
 
If Mr.Mittens could talk, I'm sure they'd put a service cap on him and have him man a guard post. But if you're not interested in answering the question, you can just say you'd rather not answer.
 
Actually that may have not been a great challenge.
Now I expect chat messages like "alsdkfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffijeilfjl9‌​838" for the foreseeable future.
 
@StrixVaria
Cats use Brain-Typing
 
@Unionhawk lol
 
@Unionhawk The Ron Livingston version is better.
 
I am not familiar
 
@Unionhawk Apparently that cat died. RIP, Keyboard. He's playing the angels off now in Heaven's comedy clubs
 
Please explain
@twobugs Yeah apparently :(
 
2:47 PM
The lead from Office Space doing the entire Keyboard Cat bit.
 
@fredley Whats the meaning of this?
 
You're not permitted in that room without an invitation.
 
Now I am. And it is for "fredley and UniKitty"
 
So, the stunt actors for Max and Furiosa from the new Mad Max movie got married.
I guess there's your obligatory love plot, Hollywood.
 
0
Q: Can I contribute to the Steam Monster Clicker game without playing the game?

ZibbobzI don't really like the Steam Monster Clicker game, but I still want to contribute something towards my 'team' to help get more sales out and team rewards (whatever those might be). Is there any way I can contribute to the monster-clicking extravaganza, without having to constantly click on mo...

0
Q: What do I actually get for playing the Steam Monster Clicker game?

ZibbobzThe description is a little vague, and I know that I get cards for 'playing' it even if I don't actually keep clicking monsters, but other than the cards is there any reward for playing the Steam Monster Clicker game?

 
2:54 PM
@Lazers2.0 "You get a deep sense of satisfaction." "Really?" "No."
 
@UniKitty @fredley talking to his bots so much somewhat unsettles me.
 
@John Who's bots?
 
@UniKitty "I'm a Happy Pair Of Curly Braces that got turned into a UniKitty by Fredley."
 
@John I guess going after Unicycle was his way of throwing us off the trail, too
 
Is that not what that means?
also "This is what @fredley does in his free time"
some pretty big hints
 
2:56 PM
@John Yep. Mod-abuse
 
Did someone say butts?
 
GAAAAAAHHH
 
HHHAAAAAAG
 
FLAAAAAAG
 
I'm not sure if this is a gaming chat channel or a bad sketch comedy act.
 
2:56 PM
258 CITIES THAT DON'T HAVE AN EXISTING REGION.
 
@evilfredley Is that the evil porkchops I made?
 
@MadMAxJr *canned laughter*
 
WHO DESIGNED THIS DB?
 
*long pause*
 
@MadMAxJr "Tomorrow, on Comedy Central, Arqade!"
 
2:57 PM
@Arperum Just put them all on Null Island
 
@twobugs CHances are that they are used.
 
So when is evil badp coming?
 
@UniKitty That's a tautology
 
The first rule of tautology club is the first rule
 
Because for some weird reason the region of a city is ignored, and instead there is a region added to a hotel, and that one is used.
 
2:58 PM
The second rule of tautology club is you do not talk about fight club
 
ANd those are different in a lot of cases.
 
"Day 15904: Dear Diary: The @fredleys have taken over. There is none that isn't him. I browse Arqade for hours searching for signs of life, but there are none. Only evil laughter, rhectorical questions, and @Uni's"
 
@Uni's! yay!
 
The first rule of recursion club is the second rule of recursion club.
The second rule of recursion club is the first rule of recursion club.
 
@fredley Isn't that the infinite loop club?
 
2:59 PM
Let's come up with all possible @Uni names shall we?
 
@John And it should be 1794 days
 
> Did you mean recursion?
 
@UniKitty Why that number?
 
Unia, Uniaa, Uniaaa...
 

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