@Mitch I do not know why it is that when you write for kids still in school, that you can use words of just one <CENSORED>, but it is not to hard once you get used to it. As long as you steer clear of words that come from Welsh and Scots, and keep them short, you will not piss them off when they learn how dumb they are. See, this text is all in such words, and you can go on like this for quite some time if you take some small bit of care. —
tchrist 30 mins ago