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15:00
The article on Hermitian matrices uses "an Hermitian".
@MattЭллен Ahh I see!
It also uses "a Hermitian".
And what is -borg?
user19161
I would just go with TL maybe!
There are some female names on -borg, like Ingeborg (sounds Scandinavian).
15:01
ah, well the site didn't go further than that. let me find it again...
@RegDwight - Could I ask on ELU how is "spaghetti" pronounced in English. Would you close my question?
@Carlo_R Not if others would close it faster.
@Carlo_R Have you tried looking it up in a dictionary?
user19161
@Carlo_R It is general reference. Check any good dictionary.
The article on Hermitian symmetric spaces uses "a Hermitian". I think "a" wins hands down.
Unless you have more questions after reading the dictionary's pronunciation of the word, or you have reason to doubt its accuracy, what information do you hope to gain here?
Oh! I have noticed that "spaghetti" is a word of English language.
@MattЭллен Hmm funny. So they claim that the English got it from Helen, but the Dutch from Germanic names?
user19161
Nowadays I enjoy solving rep puzzles or account puzzles on meta.
15:04
Not sure I'm willing to believe that.
@Cerberus that's what it looks like
user19161
I am thinking how to pronounce @Cerberus.
You have considerable freedom.
@Cerberus what? No exhortation about how it was pronounced by dead guys 2000+ years ago?
Apparently ellen is an Old English noun meaning strength, courage or zeal
user19161
15:07
I watch the Ellen show now and then, and also the Martha show.
user19161
Interesting how we have both on ELU.
@MrShinyandNew安宇 The current tradition is very important.
@Cerberus rolls eyes
But the masses are not important.
@WillHunting Where's your Grace, Will?
15:08
@Cerberus I stopped going to mass years ago.
I thought you still went to placate your parents?
Ellen is the real name of the Australian model Elle Macpherson.
user19161
I also watched "If Yan can cook, so can you!"
user19161
His assertion is clearly false because I cannot cook.
In soviet Russia Yan cook you!
user19161
15:11
@MattЭллен lol
user19161
But I think we should not play with knives the way Yan does.
@Cerberus No, not really. I would go at Christmas but the last two years have been inconvenient because the kids nap at that time.
What does it happen at 300 reputation?
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Your poor mother...
user19161
@Carlo_R You mean "What happens at 300 reputation?"
user19161
15:14
@Carlo_R Nothing.
@WillHunting - Oh! Yes.
user19161
@Carlo_R Actually I was joking. You may check the FAQ.
@Cerberus Well, Christmas and Easter were the only times we still went together, since about 1998. So it's not much of an adjustment.
I see.
@WillHunting - I am going to see the FAQ.
user19161
15:16
@MrShinyandNew安宇 I guess your parents are religious then?
user19161
@Carlo_R Very good, do it before the FAQ sees you!
@WillHunting Let us not confuse him.
user19161
@Gigili Did you plagiarise that from me?
15:19
You say something that you don't do? So sad.
This excludes plain piracy.
> First, patents do provide profits for their owners, so it makes sense for firms to get them. But taking the effect of other firms' patents into account, including the risk of litigation, the average public firm outside the chemical and pharmaceutical industries would be better off if patents did not exist.
Economics can be pretty interesting.
user19161
@Cerberus That is another word whose pronunciation I wonder about. Economics and also economic.
/i/
Though /ɛ/ is probably also used.
15:26
See?
Oh, they note the i as somewhat longer.
I prefer /iː/.
@WillHunting My mom is, yes.
Oh, Kit, why can't you learn to keep your mouth shut?
What did you do?
She didn't keep her mouth shut.
did some flies get in?
15:38
Outrageous.
A janitor in Stuttgart has stolen 25 tons of office supplies over the course of the last 25 years.
did he get fired? why did he do it?
I guess he did, and no idea.
The article said he just kept it all in his flat, never sold anything.
The police hauled it off in three trucks.
15:44
how sad. 25 years of stuff and then nothing
Haha. Right. An empty 100m² flat.
Haha.
Or a 10m² cell.
Poor guy.
Millions of individual stuffs. Worth several hundred thousand monies.
Quite an accomplishment.
15:47
indeed
I think I have like three pens from my work at home. After twelve years.
And they are merchandise anyway. I guess I'm supposed to take more and pass it on.
there is a story of a postman in the UK who kept complaining that his route required two people. eventually he started storing the letters he couldn't deliver on time at home. He got caught when his garage was full
they fired him and brought on two new guys to take his round
How unfair.
O meatball sub, you didn't make it back to my office, such was the strength of my hunger. I have not left even the tenth part of you, my delicious eatings, my joy, my lunch.
15:52
sounds yummy :)
It was good. I wish I had another.
> drink driving
That a British expression or a typo?
British expression
There were a couple expressions like that in the article.
> He didn't place himself under the doctor...
Well, it is a Bristol paper. They might be online, but they're still local ;)
15:54
I had to parse several sentences twice.
Weird.
> The court heard after a marriage split father-of-one Harris either lived with his mother or in youth hostels.
What?
That is really confusing.
yeah, that's badly worded
I like it how Kit quotes the exact same stuff I had problems with.
@KitFox don't really know what that's meant to mean. maybe it's UK solicitor speak
Maybe he was dating a doctor?
15:56
We have a site. Let's ask!
yeah! we should get Yoichi san to ask
Why outsource to Japan?
they do it best
He couldn't possibly have stayed in a youth hostel. He would have been much too old.
@MattЭллен That's not very British of you.
15:59
@RegDwightѬſ道 true. I should stand up for my nation and ask what is going on!
A whole generation of politicians has lived off the idea that everyone but Britain sucks arse. And as you well know, politicians do what's best for you. Follow their lead!
What's all this, then?
@RegDwightѬſ道 Kinda creepy like that.
Commute. Laters!
Bye!
16:08
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Q: What does mean "place oneself under the doctor" mean?

Matt ЭлленI was reading an article about a struggling postman where it quotes his solicitor explaining some trouble the postman was having: Mr Arthur ... told the court: "He was assigned a number of different walks. (delivery rounds). He struggled with those and he didn't complete the work. He didn't p...

@MattЭллен too localized.
It only applies to Britain.
haha
16:24
wait! If that chart is correct (and why wouldn't it be, it was shared on facebook) then that means that when Sideshow Bob said "Die, Bart, Die!" is German for "The Bart, The" then his German was actually wrong! mind explodes
Unless there was more than one Bart, or he was insulting Bart by calling him feminine.
@KitFox could be. It's still possibly the best Simpsons episode ever.
Is there one?
one what? one best episode?
Um, yeah.
16:29
As in, one and only one best episode? I dunno. But possibly. and if so, the one where Sideshow Bob is paroled and the Simpsons go into the witness protection program must be among the top contenders.
How is it that I am still hungry and cranky?
have you eaten enough yet?
I ate a meatball sub about 45 minutes ago.
That really cheered me.
maybe you need to eat more
or go home
or go home and eat more
and watch old Simpsons episodes from the golden years
I think I do need to eat more.
But how, is the question.
I need minions.
Hey, my husband just called to tell me that he looked up the asking price for the slightly-smaller, only-one-measley-storey house on a single acre lot across the street from us.
@MrShinyandNew安宇 No, minions.
So I can send them out for food.
@KitFox "single acre lot" yeesh :)
Yes, minions. They are all the rage these days.
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Well, we've got two and a half.
And they are asking $30,000 more than what we bought our house for. So that's (probably) good news.
@KitFox Nice
I think I might maybe have 1 acre. But my property is considered large for the nieghbourhood and it's triangular so it's not as useful an acre as one might expect.
I am pretty sure that I don't have more than an acre.
wait
No I've made a terrible math error
I have nowhere close to an acre
Oh no! Not maths!
16:41
yeah. So I don't have an acre. I have 1/10 acre.
That's more usual for an in-town lot, from what I understand.
@KitFox yeah
so I take it you live out in the boonies
A good amount of our property is swampy, so not as impressive as it sounds.
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Kind of. It's actually conveniently located. We're less than a mile to the interstate.
@KitFox nice
whoops time for me to get lunch. bbl
It takes about five minutes to get into a nearest large town.
And our grocery store is about two miles away.
But unfortunately there is a lot of truck and motorcycle noise, since we're on a state route and two miles in the other direction from the interstate is a Harley shop.
But we have an apple orchard!
And the town finally made our neighbors tear down their abandoned trailers.
16:52
@KitFox Is this it?:
No, our apples are for everyone.
Ohh I see.
If they're cheaper, then they must be worse quality.
And susceptible to worms.
They taste good in pies.
They taste good in pies.
And with weak cores.
Can you see two of those?
16:55
Yes.
Strangely.
Weird error.
Odd.
I typed Odd twice, but it collapsed.
I want to go to bed, finally. Good night.
Good luck!!
17:12
sleep well Gigili
 
1 hour later…
baa?
La-la-la
tents fingers together eeeexcellent!
There, now we are Sandra Boynton.
I had to look that up
18:18
Really? You don't own them all?
Hippos Go Berserk was my eldest son's first favorite.
oh, Barnyard Dance, I think I've seen that one
We love that one.
But not for bedtime.
Do you happen to know how to link servers off the top of your head?
@KitFox No. I'm not sure what that means.
18:22
Huh. I should have figured there was a gui for that.
Is it an ASP thing?
No, must be a SQL Server thing.
Damn. I won't be able to reach it.
Just stand on your tip-toes
I am really nervous about using backup/restore with the production data.
backup should be ok. Restore is risky
18:24
But the boss says that's the fastest way to bring the production data over to the test server.
Have you moved data like that before?
@MrShinyandNew安宇 No! Get someone to help you carry the ladder!
(For no good reason, I just had to sit through a training on ladder safety)
@KitFox Oh. yeah, if you're restoring to a different server, it should be fine.
@aediaλ That's good advice.
Also, make sure your belt-buckle stays inside the ladder. If you're not wearing a belt, put one on.
Shit.
My belts are all at home.
Holding my husband to the bed.
Mine too.
Ahahahaha!
giggles
18:30
Not that.
Just kidding. That's not safe.
@KitFox of course that's not safe. otherwise you might fall off a ladder!
I can't believe you guys have such reckless disregard for your personal safety.
Luckily, I brought belts for everyone.
hands out belts
Oh, thank goodness.
straps belt around neck
18:33
That's better.
Give the other end to aedia to hold, just for extra safety
gnaws absentmindedly on belt leather
I can't figure out how to get this DB off.
Um, I mean, move it off the secure server.
I don't wanna have to ask my boss. whines
Jez
Jez
actually as a Brit, I'd say it's closer to whinging
whinges
@Jez I'd say it's closer to Washington.
18:36
washes
And why is my transaction log so huge?
So how are you Jez? still angry at Scotland? :)
@KitFox Stop touching it!
Kills the boss, after asking the question.
But it feels good!
Maybe it'll get smaller on its own.
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18:38
grr
Haha! :)
Ah, fuck it. brb
Jez
Jez
@MrShinyandNew I was never angry at Scotland. Just most of Scotland.
18:47
My eyes are so tired, they are burning.
Step 1. get a fire extinguisher. Step 2. spray your eyes vigorously. Step 3. ??? Step 4. profit.
ohshitohshitohshit
Don't tell me you used the wrong kind of fire extinguisher
Oh no, everything's fine. Nothing to worry about.
@MrShinyandNew安宇 That would be very worrying.
18:55
@kiamlaluno Yeah. The wrong kind of fire extinguisher makes the burning worse.
Use the kind with the star! They're for the awesome things!
@MrShinyandNew安宇 I can witness that. I much prefer the carbon monoxide extinguishers, for my eyes. They are so refreshing, and you can use them for cooling your drink too.
@kiamlaluno Carbon mon-oxide?
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Yes. Carbon dioxide has a strange smell; carbon monoxide doesn't have smell at all.
I still want my drink to smell like a drink, you know.
19:03
@WillHunting Uh, what, why?
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Q: Word like "misanthropic", but referring to Nature

FrustratedWithFormsDesignerI am trying to write a sentence where a person has very negative feelings towards Nature and the natural world. The feelings would be misanthropic, if directed towards people. Is there such a word? I'd like to use it in a sentence such as this one: Bob deliberately put his recyclables into th...

Pooped on by pigeons, eh?
It is good cows don't fly.
@kiamlaluno Carbon dioxide is odorless, btw.
@Robusto So should methane.
The store where I go doesn't have odorless carbon dioxide; I have to buy carbon monoxide. I also have the feeling they make me pay carbon dioxide more than carbon monoxide.
@kiamlaluno You actually buy carbon monoxide? It's toxic!
19:13
@MrShinyandNew安宇 I worked in a chemical factory; I have smelled more toxic things. ;)
@kiamlaluno yeah but CO is one of those things you buy a detector for so that if there ever is any around you you know to evacuate
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Now you discovered my plan: I am exercising to be able to smell it.
@kiamlaluno mmmkay. good luck! try not to die.
@MrShinyandNew安宇 No, no… I just smell small quantities at times.
How come no one told me about Kafka the Musical?
That was brilliant
19:32
So I scrubbed the names from the production database, but one question still remains.
What do I do with it?
This seemed like such a good idea at the time.
is it now a good db for a demo site?
licks clean database tentatively
@aediaλ Didn't you say not to touch the database?
@MattЭллен Theoretically.
Except I have to figure out how to put my test users on top of it.
...or maybe not.
Maybe i can just rename existing users...
@kiamlaluno paws ground but but I'm just tasting! not exactly touching!
19:37
pulls some wires, pokes some stuff
This might work.
@aediaλ You can smell it, if you need.
Hey! Who pulled my wire?
Stamps his feet.
careful of the wires!
Ouch! I stamped on my own foot.
But they are so cute!
you have cute feet? good to hear!
@MattЭллен I mean the wires. :) My feet are too big.
My shoes are 13, as USA size.
19:42
@kiamlaluno Does that mean... never mind.
Uhmmm… These shoes say 12. My feet have been shrunken.
@MrShinyandNew安宇 No. That is a metropolitan legend.
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Yes, it does.
@kiamlaluno You're supposed to say "yes"
Big feet = big hands.
I dunno. I should measure mine.
19:45
better not.
I mean my hand.
That is 8 inches, and a quarter.
What story was that in? The guy with the little notebook who measured his unit all the time?
@KitFox um, what kind of stories have you been reading?!?
If I open my hand, from finger to finger there are 10 inches.
19:48
It was funny. He was a complete twit, but kept this cryptic notebook with dates and times, and a mysterious number.
Wonders about "measured his unit."
You don't find out until well into the story that it is only the size of his you-know.
John Thomas.
I guess of his thumb.
Willywhacker.
Now I am going to learn something interesting.
19:50
good luck!
Damn it. It's not redirecting properly. scratches head
Haha… What does willy-willy mean, then?
I don't know.
It's simply a dust storm, in Australian English. I thought it was something funnier.
I suppose it might be, to Aussies.
19:53
Those Austrians always ruin the fun.
I was already imagining jokes over jokes.
Hahaha. I remember that from Dr. Demento.
Hi!

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