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13:00
The warming up of Burma really makes me happy.
Or did I mention that before.
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@Cerberus I did not know you are so noble.
It's not noble, just sympathetic.
Why is the difference between resellers and distributors tagged ? I despair.
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I have long abandoned worldly affairs.
12 hours ago, by Cerberus
I am glad Burma is going in the right direction.
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13:02
Also I thought it is Myanmar now.
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And Sri Lanka, not Ceylon.
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And Thailand, not Siam.
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And Mumbai, not Bombay.
And beer, not vodka.
@MattЭллен Ah yes.
13:03
@RegDwightѬſ道 (0_0) say it ain't so!
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@RegDwightѬſ道 Wine, not beer.
Wein auf Bier, das rat ich dir. Bier auf Wein, das laß sein.
Hahaha. Do you know the English version?
is that similar to "Wine before beer and you'll come over all queer. Beer before wine and you'll be just fine"?
user19161
If Wine lets us run Windows executables in Linux, they should make Beer to run Linux executables in Windows.
13:04
Huh. That's not the one I know.
well, I'm paraphrasing
what's the one you know?
"Liquor before beer, never fear. Beer before liquor, never sicker."
@RegDwightѬſ道 Wijn na bier geeft plezier; bier na wijn geeft venijn.
It is actually bullshit, I believe.
I often drink beer after wine.
13:06
Not so!
@KitFox to me that means that either way is good.
oh, sorry, I misread sicker as snicker
@Robusto Perfect!
@MattЭллен You masochist.
13:06
@Cerberus Genau.
@MattЭллен Oh, haha.
user19161
I am still shocked over the pronunciation of binoculars.
@WillHunting bin oc u lars
taps poor Jasper on the back There, now. It's OK.
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I think I will dream about binoculars tonight.
13:08
Are you so kind to tell me what is the connection between bacon and unicorns?
Put them under your pillow.
@MattЭллен Osama had a brother named Lars?
The connection is Rob's picture.
@Robusto yeah, but like Kim Jong Il's eldest son, a bit of a black sheep
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@Carlo_R Well, many things said in this room are not meant to make sense.
13:09
he was for hugging infidels, not killing them
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@MattЭллен I was wondering whether it was II or Il. I only knew it was the latter a few years ago.
@Carlo_R Bacon makes everything better.
@WillHunting the first time I saw the name I thought it said King John II
Haha, I suppose it can be difficult in some fonts.
@Carlo_R "Bacon" is a meme. "Everthing is better with bacon." You hear it a lot.
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13:10
@MattЭллен I was expecting his son to be called Kim Jong III.
user19161
@Robusto I learnt something again today.
So it seems Gigi took our advice and lay down.
Sweet Dreams Gigili!
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But @reg I think you must have been feeling high yesterday to answer the Iran Nalchik question.
Who is Kin John III?
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13:12
Anyway I am glad the question's gone now.
Is that what those things are for!
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@Carlo_R Nobody, we were talking about Kim Jong Il.
I am hypnotised by the gif
13:15
I think I broke ELU chat with bacon.
I am confused! What really are you talking?
we're in no danger of going off topic then! phew
Oops confuse not confused
Somebody post the timeout message again.
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@Carlo_R Er, it is easy to be confused in this room.
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13:17
@mahnax Boo!
@WillHunting Hi!
@Carlo_R confused is the right word
Aug 9 '11 at 0:51, by random
This room was placed in timeout for 2 minutes; the topic of this room is "aka The Incomprehensible Room" - conversation should be limited to that topic.
OK, I'll do it.
yay!
I was just about to look for it :)
13:17
Sure, sure.
Remember kids, going off topic is never the answer.
@MattЭллен thx. Hence, I am really confused!
Use violence instead.
My project lead has done a crappy job filling out forms. I am trying to remember that it doesn't matter.
So how were the prescribed 6 hours @Mahn?
13:18
Only 6? He needs more than that!
He seems to feel best with 6 hours.
@Cerberus Oh, great!
Says more makes him feel all sluggish.
No! Growing boy and all that!
user19161
@carlo You can get confused easily in this room, unless you already are confused.
13:19
I suggested the same.
Needs more protein! Oatmeal and eggs and black beans and stuff.
I have been consistently growing on 6 hours.
You tell him, and explain why.
Also, more physical activity.
And green vegetables.
Sunlight!
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Also more mathematics.
13:20
@KitFox is 5'10"
And finally, so you don't make your parents crazy.
@KitFox The nice weather is coming, that will happen soon.
@Mahnax gives you mom look That's not 6 feet.
@KitFox Bacon has protein. And it's better than oatmeal.
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@KitFox I am more concerned about the other direction.
13:21
@KitFox It's two inches taller than I was two months ago.
So any explanation why he feels better after only 6 hours?
@Caleb Hi!
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@Robusto It also has more fat.
@WillHunting So ... what's your point?
@Cerberus He probably gets a sufficient amount of physical activity and his neurotransmitters aren't screwed up yet.
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13:22
@Robusto Maybe oatmeal is better?
@WillHunting laughs at Jasper
@WillHunting That's loser talk.
Oatmeal scrubs your insides.
Oatmeal < bacon.
@KitFox So what does that mean? He doesn't need 8 hours?
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13:22
Well, I recommend fish and chicken, no other meats.
@Mahnax Good lord, that must be painful. All the more reason for rest.
user19161
Bacon is for losers.
@WillHunting makes notes, throws them away
@WillHunting You misspelled lovers.
@Cerberus He does, but maybe not all at once.
@KitFox Eh. Sometimes, not usually.
13:23
@WillHunting thx, I understand just now what did you to tell!
@Robusto You misspelled louvres.
I remember growing pains.
But then I was much younger.
@Cerberus Did you have to water them regularly?
regular water or mineral water?
@Robusto I always water everywhere, so it's hard to tell.
Oh, it's mineral all right.
13:25
That reminds me of a funny story.
Yay!
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@Carlo_R Very good. I see now you are talking like us!
grabs huge bucket of deep-fried popcorn
My son likes to pee outside. The other day we were in Gramma's driveway getting ready to leave and he says "Oh! I have to pee!" So I said "OK, go ahead and run back inside." He said "That's OK, Mommy, I'll just pee on this tree and help it grow up BIG!"
@Cerberus deep fried! your heart won't last the trailers
13:27
grabs green vegetables :(
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@KitFox Very smart to know that pee helps trees.
@Cerberus grabs even huger bucket of deep-fried bacon-flavored popcorn
@KitFox As big as—you know?
@Cerberus Not HUGE, just BIG.
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On a couple of occasions I peed outside too because there were no toilets nearby.
13:27
@Cerberus Bad puppy!
@MattЭллен All right, all right.
@Robusto Ohh wrapped in deep-fried bacon?
@Cerberus at least share it :Þ
That's 50% of the advantage of being male: the world is your urinal.
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13:28
There was once I peed right outside the police academy I think.
@Robusto Pork-fried?
@KitFox Ah, yes, I see. There's Kings and there's the Emperor.
@Robusto Oh I pee outside a lot too.
@Cerberus Mais oui.
@MattЭллен Here you go!
13:28
nommy :)
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@KitFox I am thinking how hard it is for you to do that.
@WillHunting Not very.
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@Robusto What's the other half?
No peeing outside of this chat.
Damn it.
13:29
@WillHunting Not sure, but it probably involves bacon.
oh dear, this could cause issues
fidgets
Darn it, Reg!
@WillHunting Many ladies do that after a night of clubbing. They go sit over a gutter.
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@Cerberus At least we can do it standing.
13:30
I think a big advantage to being male is not having all the brain traffic.
Usually their lady friend holds their hand while they're doing it.
@Cerberus Oh that is pathetic.
@KitFox I think a big advantage to being male is having the brain free for things other than shoes.
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@Cerberus OMG that is so heartwarming.
@KitFox Hey, don't look at me...
13:30
@KitFox How would you know?
Well, I'm off to school. You all have fun peeing.
cya @Mahnax
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@Mahnax We will be pooing later.
Bye!
BTW, we have a spy in the House of Incomprehensible.
13:31
This site is not for questions disguised as peeing.
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@Robusto I wouldn't. I'm just guessing, since pretty much you just think about sex all the time. Less of all that petty female bullshit.
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@Robusto Who?
I know, I know, I shouldn't star things because they're funny
@RegDwightѬſ道 This is what I'm saying.
@KitFox We have to think about sex while putting up with all that petty female bullshit. I'd say that's harder.
13:32
Oh no, I see a new themed wall coming up.
@Robusto "Putting up with" is way easier than actually having to think it.
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@RegDwightѬſ道 That was my question on the main site.
Pretending to work is harder than working.
My friend assures me it is a logistic nightmare trying to pick what to wear on the day itself.
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13:33
@Robusto Tell one lie and you will have to tell ten more to cover it.
@Cerberus Not to mention all the constant considering of status.
@Robusto you just have to look annoyed.
@WillHunting A stitch in time saves nine.
She absolutely has to spend two hours doing it the night before.
the inverse is true. tell ten lies and you will have to tell one to cover them
13:34
@KitFox Yeah, men don't have that at all.
Status? What's that?
This video looks so wrong here...
All blue.
status is how likely I am to get to reproduce
13:35
Gotta go. Build is done. laters.
user19161
@MattЭллен This is your favourite word in this room now.
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Guess what mine is?
That's so Rob. Stay at work while it's compiling, leave as soon as the build is done.
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@RegDwightѬſ道 Maybe he went to get some coffee for us.
13:36
@WillHunting acrostic?
bitumen?
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@MattЭллен Wrong.
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@MattЭллен Wrong.
@WillHunting maybe one day you will stop being such a dreamer.
@WillHunting Two wrongs make it right.
gulliver?
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My favourite word is ...
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13:37
Boo!
Guys re:relationship: "Am I going to get laid?"
Girls re:relationship: "Does he like me? Do I like him? Will my friends make fun of me? Can I do better? Will he respect me? Is he an asshole? Is he lying to me? Can I get him to change [everything]? etc etc"
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@RegDwightѬſ道 But I'm not the only one
@KitFox TIL I'm not a guy.
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@KitFox I think like the girls in this matter.
@KitFox that's not entirely true - there's also "will I still want to talk to her in the morning?"
13:38
@RegDwightѬſ道 Hmm. considers possibility that she is wrong
Well, I'm not a girl, either.
Perhaps I'm a crocodile?
@MattЭллен Really? Don't need to talk if you leave first.
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@RegDwightѬſ道 An elephant.
Kit doesn't leave that as an option.
@RegDwightѬſ道 you should go to the river and ask a crocodile!
13:39
I don't not leave it as an option.
@KitFox Well, you know that's only a stereotype. I think most men and women are somewhere in between.
@KitFox the two decisions are related!
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@Cerberus Wise.
I know so many men and women whom I'd put in the other half of the spectrum.
Blah blah blah. You sure take the fun out of my judging.
13:40
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what the fck are they all doing here? I'm an elephant and this is my planet.
pouts
My favourite pastime.
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@RegDwightѬſ道 This totally deserves a star.
@Cerberus pouting or taking the fun out of Kit's judging?
@MattЭллен It's not an or kind of situation.
13:41
oh!
@RegDwightѬſ道 Perhaps you should have stopped hiding your head in the sand when they asked politely.
Is it true that the English woman know 20000 words and the man 7000, therefore the womans are able to think better than the mans?
@Cerberus I only get talked at by dogs.
@MattЭллен Actually, both!
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@Carlo_R That sounds like bullshit to me.
13:42
@Cerberus indeed :D - Reg explained
@Carlo_R knowing more words != thinking better.
@RegDwightѬſ道 I just bark at every leaf and rock.
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@Carlo_R The plural forms of woman and man are women and men.
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@RegDwightѬſ道 But I also don't think they know more words.
13:43
@WillHunting thx
Having to memorize 13000 names for shoes actually clouds judgement.
@RegDwightѬſ道 And articles of clothing, and colors.
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@Carlo_R Also in case you did not know the correct form is thanks.
@KitFox the color thing is a myth.
everything is a myth
13:44
Men are more likely to be colour blind.
So women will be able to see more colours on average.
But then what do averages matter?
Men are more likely to be red-green colorblind.
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@Carlo_R Also hanging out in chat rooms may mess up your spelling, though in this room we sometimes correct them.
So?
Colour blind is colour blind.
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@Cerberus Tautology.
@Cerberus have you heard of people with tetra-chromatic vision? What an odd experience that must be!
13:45
Indeed.
They see four colours?
@Cerberus So maths.
@RegDwightѬſ道 So my statement stands.
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@RegDwightѬſ道 You use color but maths? Contradiction!
@Cerberus It does not.
Why not?
13:46
People should pay attention at the maths class.
@Cerberus well, most people have 3 types of receptor for colour, but there are some who have four
@MattЭллен Oh! Then what happens?
They see rainbows and unicorns everywhere?
@Cerberus Because there are many different kinds of colorblindness. Just because men are more likely to have one of them, doesn't mean they are more likely to be colorblind in general.
@Cerberus well, I don't remember - I think nothing, but I guess it would be difficult to describe to someone with only 3
it's a rare condition anyway
@RegDwightѬſ道 I believe men are more likely than women to be colourblind im general, as I said.
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13:48
@RegDwightѬſ道 I would use "in" there.
Tetrachromacy is the condition of possessing four independent channels for conveying color information, or possessing four different types of cone cells in the eye. Organisms with tetrachromacy are called tetrachromats. In tetrachromatic organisms, the sensory color space is four-dimensional, meaning that to match the sensory effect of arbitrarily chosen spectra of light within their visible spectrum requires mixtures of at least four different primary colors. Most birds are tetrachromats. Tetrachromacy is also suspected among several species of fish, amphibians, reptiles, arachnids an...
@Cerberus that's okay, but it does not follow from "men are more likely than women to be red-green colourblind"
@WillHunting I first had "school" in there. Bah.
@RegDwightѬſ道 I never mentioned specific colours.
@Cerberus I did.
@WillHunting I would use of or for, or maybe down
13:49
And you said that your statement followed from mine. Which I objected to.
@RegDwightѬſ道 And I suggested that it didn't matter.
@RegDwightѬſ道 I didn't say that.
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Somehow I noticed this room is more talkative last week and this week.
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Is there something happening?
Spring has Sprung
the grass is gris
@Cerberus you did, it's in the transcript.
13:50
@RegDwightѬſ道 Nah-uh.
I will deny it in court.
6 mins ago, by Cerberus
Men are more likely to be colour blind.
6 mins ago, by RegDwight Ѭſ道
Men are more likely to be red-green colorblind.
5 mins ago, by Cerberus
Colour blind is colour blind.
user19161
Some of the proposed changes by anonymous users are really funny.
user19161
They are a completely different answer sometimes.
I don't see anything about following from your statement. I just see my denying the relevance of your apparent counter-argument.
Then you deny it in a way that makes no sense.
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13:52
If men are from mars and women are from venus where do babies come from?
I have been possessed!
@RegDwightѬſ道 That wouldn't be a first.
woof!
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A bark a day keeps the devil at bay.
13:53
@RegDwightѬſ道 Is this a theorem? if so, you can demonstrate it.
@RegDwightѬſ道 Oh I understand now how you interpreted this.
@Cerberus "men are more likely to eat cake" - "young men are more likely to eat cake" - "men are men".
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@Carlo_R Cannot be a theorem as it is not expressible in ZFC.
What if older men actually don't eat cake at all?
@Cerberus well I kind of fail to interpret it in any other way.
I don't know what I meant any more.
13:54
Fine.
I only know that I don't know what lilac is exactly.
user19161
It is very interesting how KFC=kelvin celcius fahrenheit.
It seems to be a different colour every time, from indigo to pink.
@WillHunting That'd be KCF
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@MrShinyandNew安宇 Oops!
13:55
it's interesting because all the units are named after people?
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@MattЭллен Temperature.
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And also Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Can everyone tell me what he thinks of when he hears "lilac"?
@WillHunting that's not an answer!
@Cerberus I don't know him, so I can't say what he thinks
13:56
@Cerberus The lilac color.
@MrShinyandNew安宇 It's a she.
@Cerberus light purple
@RegDwightѬſ道 taking notes
Then why did you write "he"
@MattЭллен And would you rather say bluish purple or reddish purple?
13:57
@Cerberus bluish
We allow many gender-neutral pronouns in this chat.
@MrShinyandNew安宇 The "he" from "everyone".
@MattЭллен Same here.
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@RegDwightѬſ道 Only "they" need be used.
But I often see it used for some kind of pinkish purple.
13:58
@Cerberus You asked me to tell you "what he thinks", I said "I don't know him", you said "It's a she"... you fail at pronoun use.
I get confused between pink and purple
not a lot
just at the magenta end of the spectrum
@MattЭллен bzzzt, magenta's not on the spectrum
Lilac is a color that is a pale tone of violet that is a representation of the average color of most lilac flowers. It might also be described as light purple. The colors of some lilac flowers may be equivalent to the colors shown below as pale lilac, rich lilac, or deep lilac. There are other lilac flowers that are colored red-violet. The first recorded use of lilac as a color name in English was in 1775. Variations of lilac Pale lilac At right is displayed the pale tone of lilac that is represented as lilac in the ISCC-NBS color list. The source of this color is sample 209 in t...
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If the rainbow does not have seven colours, how many does it have?
13:59
@MrShinyandNew安宇 I was kidding there. It's he, he!

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