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12:04 AM
!!youtube who let the dogs outs
 
12:54 AM
Hey
Is this sentence grammatically correct?
> The girl, a shining trophy, and her presence so close to ours, a gift; an offering of temporary friendship while her chosen soul stood less than a few, but increasing, feet away.
 
1:08 AM
Is this poetry?
Hi @cornbreadninja how are you?
 
@badass hi yourself
good, eating a calzone
How are you?
 
@cornbreadninja fine thanks :)
Sorry I am slow on this mobile
 
1:30 AM
@badass No
 
Then I would say it reads awkwardly.
:)
 
I would agree with that.
 
How about:
> The girl stood behind us as a shining trophy. Her presence so close to ours presented itself as a gift; an offering of temporary friendship while her chosen soul stood less than a few, but increasing, feet away.
 
1:57 AM
@Cerberus Always? Nice.
So...me ... and a few friends...will be in town later. Do you know any good restaurants?
 
2:19 AM
Better...
 
@Mitch Sure, we'll try all the most expensive ones!
And it is a blatant lie that the Dutch invented copper wire.
And the fact that "going Dutch" is called that is a total coincidence.
 
Hey, Cerberus… you a fan of epistemology?
Can you prove that you are a fan of epistemology? Do you know you're a fan of epistemology? Without language, could we have epistemology?
 
Without epistemology, could we have language :)
 
@Mahnax No, no, and perhaps.
And hello!
 
@Cerberus I'm writing an epistemology paper. It's… "fun". Hi!
 
2:33 AM
Oh, dear.
So is it fun, or fun fun?
 
It's not fun at all. In fact, I'm trying very hard to care at all.
 
Heh.
 
It's easy to make philosophy boring and/or pointless.
 
"That which is accepted as knowledge today is often discarded tomorrow." Consider this quote in two areas of knowledge.
 
2:35 AM
Sounds pretty boring.
 
Social media marketing practices and SEO practices.
 
Any academic essay should start with a question, or with a strong desire to catalogue something.
 
Heh. I've chosen the natural sciences and emotional knowledge, but I don't know why. Also, the aim is not to answer a question. It is to "discuss".
 
Emotional knowledge?
 
Absolutely.
 
2:36 AM
It suppose it figures, scientia being a woman...
 
Hehe.
 
And to think that Mari-Lou was already offended when I used the word "actress"! She has seen nothing yet.
Morality and humour can be combined. Empirical data suggest otherwise, but it can be done.
But it's bed time.
 
Mari-Lou doesn't get out much
 
2:38 AM
Heh.
 
@Cerberus Good night, lil' puppy dog. Sleep tight!
 
Doge, now there is a title I could get used to.
 
Goodnight, Mr. Dog.
 
Later
 
Aww.
Night, humans, or whatever you purport to be!
poof
 
2:40 AM
Are we not men? We are Devo!
 
D. E. V. O.
When a problem comes along you must whip it!
!!youtube whip it devo
 
Anyway, goodbye. I have to go write that paper.
 
 
4 hours later…
6:37 AM
OK, from the above discussion, I learned that we shouldn't say humans, we should say humen instead.
Hellow.
Could someone tell me what does front mean in the following sentence?
> There is a lot of good news on the nuclear disarmament front but there are miles to go
Hum?
Luckily, there's something called dictionary that can help me 24/7. neener neener
 
 
3 hours later…
10:11 AM
@Cerberus You need to send Mari-Lou a comparison of this Morality with this humour :-)
 
Hahaha
 
P.S. I will not take any responsibility for her reaction.
 
10:31 AM
Hello
@badass
How are you?
Do you join a job?
Or do you start a job?
I mean what's wrong with joining a job
I know that you join an organization not a job.
So I wonder if we can use it.
 
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A: How many articles should go in "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!"?

Taylor_Maya_KnightOne is... VROLIJK KERSTFEET! Which is merry chirstmas in Dutch. Second is.... MERRYCHIRSTMAS!!!!!!!!** MINECRAFT CREEPERS! WHICH IS MERRY CHRISTMAS IN MINECRAFT LANGUAGES!!!!!

If no one comments i will be sad :( — Taylor_Maya_Knight 13 mins ago
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer Had a very shiny nose And if you ever saw it You would even say it glows All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Rudolph Join in any reindeer games Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say Rudolph with your nose so bright Won't you guide my sleigh tonight? Then all the reindeer loved him And they shouted out with glee Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer You'll go down in history! — Taylor_Maya_Knight 9 mins ago
WTF is going on there.
 
consumerist propaganda!
 
@MattЭллен
How are you
Did you read my question?
 
fine. how are you?
you start a job
 
Right. Google Books has many instances where you join a job.
 
10:41 AM
ok. I'm unlikely to say it.
 
I agree with Matt.
 
Are you in a bad mood today?
 
I am tired
 
Then go and take some rest.
Not good to work all the time
 
"I'm going to start a new job tomorrow." Just sounds right.
 
10:51 AM
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Q: Use of "it" to refer to virtual things

pKsI work as a software developer. At times I have to talk about virtual, non-tangible things, like images for a website etc. In these cases, the pronoun that I use is it. E.g. Colleague: "Add the image that I mailed." Me: "Didn't get it yet!" I feel that using it in this case isn't right as...

This really made me go WTF.
Sometimes it's like people who seem to be native speakers never once spoke or heard a single sentence of English.
 
The comment to your comment is uncredible
 
Yeah okay I take the "native speaker" part back.
Dec 3 at 13:36, by tchrist
I want my NARQ button back again.
Closed as gen-ref.
When the dust has settled, that comment could actually qualify for our room description one day.
 
Softwares are not on earth.
I always suspected I was doing God's work, but now I know for sure.
 
I'm doing the devil's work
 
11:00 AM
@RegDwigнt Softwares?
 
That's not on earth, either. It's okay.
@Noah yes, that's what he said.
No other noun only it hence is it right to use it in this case. Not on earth because softwares aren't the part of the planet :D — pKs 9 mins ago
 
How do you edit a document written by someone who doesn't speak English well?
 
I throw it away and rewrite from scratch. If the price is right. If not, I only perform the first step.
 
you edit it a lot
 
11:02 AM
I am having a hard time editing one right now. And I don't know how far to go in it. Eveyrhing seems wrong.
 
It can be tempting to fix individual mistakes, like as if to show them what they did wrong, but alas, it's usually simpler and better to throw away huge chunks and rewrite.
 
it's 22 pages.
 
That is a heck of a lot.
I would never do that for free.
 
I think it's written by a Korean.
 
he or she can't be ever used in abstract concepts then it. Does it mean this ? — pKs 8 mins ago
 
11:07 AM
um
 
@MattЭллен Yes! That's the answer I was looking for!
 
How much to edit? Is there a standard?
 
How do you mean?
If 99% of it is ungrammatical nonsense, then you have to edit 99% of it.
 
When you are editing a document, is a cursory glance over articles and other most commonly miss used words okay, or do we have to go deeper and edit every single thing?
 
Well, what's your job description?
A volunteer is free to do or leave as he pleases.
An editor-in-chief has to do whatever he has to do.
 
11:11 AM
I am a volunteer in this case. It's written by someone else.
 
It's completely up to you, then.
As I was saying, I for one would never proofread 22 pages for free.
I wouldn't even read the 22 pages for free.
 
How much would you charge for it?
 
The thing is that it's written by a team that works for us. We have to check the document before wed send it to our client, which is another agency. The document is already approved by our client but I was told to check it so I am not sure if editing it would be of any use.
 
Sounds complicated. And not really too volunteer after all.
 
Yeah.
 
11:22 AM
@SomeGuy depends on whom I'd be charging.
Some people get better prices than others.
A good translator will be paid per word.
Xblast time! Lators.
 
Have fun!
 
Later
 
12:01 PM
Is it okay: I am attaching a copy of the subject document and would like you to go through it once
@MattЭллен
 
Yes, that is fine.
unless you are sending something to me, in which case, it's not fine :D
 
:D
 
No. I am sending it someone else.
 
12:18 PM
Hi.
 
Hello.
 
Hello.
 
> apenstaartje - Dutch for "monkey's tail"
is that what you call @ @Cerberus?
 
@MattЭллен Yes!
 
12:23 PM
:O
 
And it is in fact "little monkey's tail".
-je
 
I've never heard it be called "monkey's tail" in English, but Kris says it is.
 
Don't you have a word for "at"?
 
@Cerberus cute :D
 
@badass That is the word for "at".
Although we also use the English word.
 
12:26 PM
How do you pronounce it in Dutch?
 
Ehh...
At? As in English.
Or possibly closer to /ɛt/.
Which is more in line with Dutch phonetics.
 
icic
@Cerberus Did you see my Mari-Lou joke?
 
I just watched the video!
Heh, I don't think she would like the picture...
 
that is the punch line
welcome to the real world
 
I know! Maybe there is a chance she does like sexist jokes in private, with people she knows aren't sexist.
 
12:37 PM
True.
 
I was just watching a video about children's beauty pageants.
Now that's sexist for you.
 
@Cerberus Hahaha
I feel bad for the kid
 
Alana "Honey Boo Boo".
@SomeGuy Yes, it's pretty awful.
I wonder what's in that drink.
 
> A dollar makes me holler, honey boo boo!
 
Yeah, that's healthy behaviour for a 6yo.
 
12:51 PM
How about some observational humour?
How do you annoy a feminist?
Say something sexist
 
What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoit B. Mandelbrot
 
@MattЭллен Yay!
 
!!wiki Benoit Mandelbrot
 
The Mandelbrot set is a mathematical set of points whose boundary is a distinctive and easily recognizable two-dimensional fractal shape. The set is closely related to Julia sets (which include similarly complex shapes), and is named after the mathematician Benoit Mandelbrot, who studied and popularized it. Mandelbrot set images are made by sampling complex numbers and determining for each whether the result tends towards infinity when a particular mathematical operation is iterated on it. Treating the real and imaginary parts of each number as image coordinates, pixels are colored a...
Benoît B. Mandelbrot (20 November 1924 – 14 October 2010) was a Polish-born, French and American mathematician, noted for developing a "theory of roughness" in nature and the field of fractal geometry to help prove it, which included coining the word "fractal". He later discovered the Mandelbrot set of intricate, never-ending fractal shapes, named in his honor. While he was a child, his family fled to France in 1936 to escape the growing Nazi persecution of Jews. After World War II ended in 1945, Mandelbrot studied mathematics, graduating from universities in Paris and the U.S., re...
 
Calling your child "Benoit Almondbread" should be treated as abuse.
 
12:55 PM
@KitSox I miss you, hope you like your new job!
 
I'll call my daughter Ingeborg Rocketship. That'll show her.
 
What will everyone else call her?
 
Sieglinde Radishpie.
 
I will call her Alexia.
 
12:57 PM
You will do no such thing with my daughter.
 
That's what she said
 
...did she?
 
I know what it's like to be dead.
 
Ooh, that reminds me of this brilliant short story
 
I am glad I didn't remind you of a crappy long story.
 
Though I could any time. Just ask.
@SomeGuy Skimmed for half a second, read "I'm Hitler". A+++ would skim again.
 
Warning: Philosophy related
 

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