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From my house there are two wires, i.e. a live and a ground wire which are placed on the power supply lines by a hook. They are not tightly jointed because of some reasons. These two wires are also in contact with air. So, after a few days some material gets deposited on the wire. As a result of ...

RegDwighт

@jokerdino I am a vegetarian.

Mahesh

wait.. someone called us Ubuntu Jokers?

jokerdino

4:31 PM

@RegDwighт Not vegan?

RegDwighт

@jokerdino what did I just say? Do I type not loud enough?

tchrist

@jokerdino Anything goes better with the right honey sauce, or vice versa.

jokerdino

@Oli Awesome

KitFox

@Mahesh Not you. You're late to the party.

jokerdino

@RegDwighт Yes.

tchrist

4:32 PM

Does it bother you when someone calls you Ubunto Jokers?

Mahesh

well I was invited by my minion.

George Edison

Room name changes to Ubuntu Jokers in 3... 2... 1...

RegDwighт

@jokerdino are you trying to answer my second question or first?

jokerdino

@tchrist I like it raw.

@tchrist I like it Ubunty.

Mahesh

@tchrist not really.

jokerdino

4:32 PM

@RegDwighт No

That is correct.

Yes

Cults.

That, in turn, is galimatias.

jokerdino

Occults.

Oli

4:33 PM

I'm lost.

3

RegDwighт

Occult's razor.

jokerdino

@RegDwighт Galapagos.

Mahesh

@tchrist But you hurt my ego by making it look like jokerdino has something to do with it and not me.

tchrist

Or even non-gala pagos.

jokerdino

@Oli You tell me. You started it

tchrist

4:34 PM

@Mahesh Ego is in the nominative; surely hurting it would be more accusative.

RegDwighт

@Oli welcome!

Matt Эллен

@Oli just look down and there you are!

KitFox

Anything is possible. Anything at all.

tchrist

@MattЭллен What, you give yours a name?

jokerdino

@tchrist This room is the gala I am looking for.

RegDwighт

4:34 PM

Perhaps we can help Oli by telling him Kit's best joke so far.

> A Romanian shark walks into some Germans and says "hi."

Mahesh

In ELU, it is kind of difficult to judge if someone is trolling.

7

KitFox

@jokerdino This is not the gala you're looking for.

George Edison

Did we ever figure out who's actually running @Oli?

jokerdino

@KitFox No?

KitFox

Move along.

jokerdino

4:35 PM

@GeorgeEdison Chuck Norris.

RegDwighт

@Mahesh when everyone is trolling 24/7, how exactly is that "hard"?

Mahesh

@Oli is an Amazon AWS instance.

jokerdino

@KitFox Thanks ma'am.

RegDwighт

@GeorgeEdison The Illuminati.

Matt Эллен

Awkward Wandering Soul?

KitFox

4:35 PM

I prefer SOAP myself.

Mahesh

@RegDwighт precisely why.

KitFox

Less smelly.

jokerdino

@KitFox I don't like soap though. They are boring.

Matt Эллен

@Oli don't worry. I'm sure the doctor will save you.

jokerdino

Isn't that's what the doctor ordered?

KitFox

4:36 PM

The Doctor?

Oli

@Mahesh: Lol.

RegDwighт

Full disclosure: the doctor might opt for killing you.

Matt Эллен

@KitFox oh, right, um... spoilers :D

KitFox

high fives @Matt

jokerdino

Is it the doctor nurse we are talking about?

KitFox

4:37 PM

Can you rephrase that?

Matt Эллен

@KitFox high fives

tchrist

@jokerdino Bit pro-vocative there. Needs commas.

jokerdino

@KitFox Yes, are we talking about the doctor nurse?

tchrist

Who are you calling nurse?

jokerdino

The nurse who is a doctor.

KitFox

4:37 PM

I suppose we could talk about the doctor nurse.

Oli

I dare one of the mods to discover my true identity.

tchrist

This is still about the shark, isn’t it?

jokerdino

A doctor can't be a nurse though.

@tchrist Not since the accident.

Mahesh

@Oli wait this is a fake oli? not the AWS instance?

jokerdino

And perl is awesome. It really is.

RegDwighт

4:38 PM

@jokerdino the only nurse in here is Robusto.

Apr 13 '11 at 9:53, by Robusto

KitFox

Oh, that kills me.

tchrist

My opinion of Robusto just went way . . . up.

jokerdino

Dude, that kills it.

tchrist

That is nothing like the other picture of him that I saw.

Mahesh

@jokerdino Not any awesome than Prolog.

tchrist

4:39 PM

sounds NNS klaxon

RegDwighт

@jokerdino see, and that's just the nurse. Now think how much killing to expect from a doctor.

Oli

...

jokerdino

@Mahesh regex bro

@RegDwighт but is that what the doctor ordered?

tchrist

Aug 13 '12 at 13:48, by tchrist

NURSE! He’s out of his bed again!

RegDwighт

@jokerdino The doctor ordered three whiskeys, but August Diehl was watching, so yes, the doctor essentiallly ordered everyone be killed.

jokerdino

4:40 PM

Again! Rings loudly in my ear.

Mahesh

@jokerdino to each his own.

jokerdino

@Mahesh tchrist is watching you.

Mahesh

implementing a regex checker easier than writing a prolog interpreter.

jokerdino

@RegDwighт Interesting. The other day, I was reading the book 'The black sunday'.

Oli

I am still short of rep. Any help?

jokerdino

4:41 PM

@Oli tickles would do?

RegDwighт

@jokerdino that is not interesting.

tchrist

Mahesh

@Oli Ahem.

jokerdino

@RegDwighт Fine. You win.

Seth

@Oli Talk to Anna or Shog.

Seriously, you'll get it back though.

tchrist

4:42 PM

Which one is the nurse again?

jokerdino

@tchrist So, that's the shark we were talking about.

RegDwighт

@Oli you have enough rep to terrorize random chats. So eat some humble pie, willya.

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KitFox

Me.

RegDwighт

@jokerdino I always do. No need to inform me thusly.

jokerdino

@KitFox wb. We missed you momentarily.

KitFox

4:42 PM

I'm flattered.

jokerdino

@RegDwighт But I just wanted to tell you.

RegDwighт

And I didn't say you didn't have to want. I said you didn't have to need.

Mahesh

I am disappointed that o one has fooled me on april fool's day.

*no

jokerdino

@RegDwighт Btw, how is the Russian class going on?

Seth

@Oli chat.meta.stackoverflow.com/rooms/89/tavern-on-the-meta

@jokerdino Main room please. For a minute.

RegDwighт

4:43 PM

@jokerdino I didn't know it was going, much less on.

jokerdino

@Seth Yes, I am there.

tchrist

@jokerdino The proletariat are losing again.

Matt Эллен

@Mahesh yeah, but this is a EL&U room, not the April fools room. We can fool you about English, not April.

jokerdino

@tchrist I am really for the plebeians. Sad case :(

Oli

Yum, pie!

RegDwighт

4:44 PM

The pie is a lie.

KitFox

The pie is a prevarication.

tchrist

@MattЭллен Sure as soda.

KitFox

Jinx!

Only mine was funnier.

Because of the alliteration.

RegDwighт

No jinx. Fancy big words from you, straight to the point here.

Matt Эллен

The pie is a tart.

jokerdino

4:45 PM

The pie is gone. I ate it all.

KitFox

Is that why he...well, you know?

tchrist

@KitFox All prevarication is in vein. Until you get really old.

RegDwighт

@jokerdino the proper punctuation in this room is "eated".

jokerdino

@RegDwighт noted.

KitFox

ated.

tchrist

4:45 PM

&

jokerdino

(;;;)

KitFox

Geezis, get it right.

RegDwighт

Geezis is dead, haven't you heard? We killed him Friday. Twas good.

jokerdino

Who is this Geezis you are referring to?

George Edison

Maybe we actually have a bot on our hands.

jokerdino

4:46 PM

@RegDwighт He respawned on Easter. I just remembered.

RegDwighт

That is not just at all.

KitFox

@jokerdino You know. Jeepers Creepers, Semi-star.

jokerdino

He took 3 days to respawn because of the lag.

RegDwighт

Yeah I've heard, Lago Maggiore.

tchrist

@jokerdino But did he see his shadow when they rolled away the rock? Is winter done?

KitFox

4:47 PM

I had to reboot the universe manually when the failover, uh, failed.

jokerdino

And Super Maria. That naughty lady.

tchrist

Full of Grace.

RegDwighт

The king rocks, but he doesn't roll.

Oli

Why do we have a bot on our hands?

jokerdino

@tchrist No winter in here. Tough luck.

RegDwighт

4:48 PM

@Oli Because it's hard to hold it with our feet?

Oli

Lol.

jokerdino

Can I have another pic of the poster on your wall? I loved it.

RegDwighт

Mar 31 '11 at 1:03, by Robusto

Oli

What wall?

RegDwighт

Larry Wall, duh.

Matt Эллен

4:49 PM

goat of doom!

jokerdino

Robusto strikes again?

tchrist

There’s something wrong with that unicorn.

RegDwighт

Robusto always strikes. From orbit.

jokerdino

@tchrist It lacks silver blood and some horns.

@RegDwighт Does he also nuke?

Mahesh

@tchrist it is a goat.

RegDwighт

4:50 PM

@tchrist and you find that strange, why?

Mar 28 at 1:33, by RegDwighт

Chagall is Russian for "was on his way by foot".

jokerdino

Kim II could use some help.

Oli

Another lol.

tchrist

@jokerdino All unicorns lack horns, silly. They only have horn.

RegDwighт

@jokerdino only in close cöoperation with a Russian.

jokerdino

My goodness. I was dumb the whole time?

What did my beef contain again? I thought it was unicorn meat with two horns on.

RegDwighт

4:51 PM

News flash: you still are!

Mahesh

@tchrist not if you choose to draw otherwise.

KitFox

What is all this rubbish about unicorns?

tchrist

Look at the hidden creature lurking camouflaged beneath the unicorn. This will not end well.

RegDwighт

Why do you say that what is all this rubbish about unicorns?

KitFox

As though I weren't right here.

jokerdino

4:51 PM

@RegDwighт That is not so nice of you. Boo.

Mahesh

@KitFox how dare you call a unicorn discussion rubbish?

P

tchrist

Please don’t rub the unicorn.

RegDwighт

@jokerdino I was under no impression we were here to exchange niceties!

KitFox

Only a unicorn can call another unicorn unicorn.

jokerdino

@RegDwighт Be impressed. Now.

RegDwighт

4:52 PM

I will start in seven minutes.

Maybe eight.

jokerdino

Actually, I wanted to learn more about dipthongs.

Mahesh

/me sets a countdown timer

KitFox

That's secret.

RegDwighт

Good. Because you couldn't possibly learn less.

jokerdino

Yes, you are absolutely right.

RegDwighт

4:53 PM

On a second thought, in this room you could.

tchrist

jokerdino

That is some nice ties. Thank you.

RegDwighт

Diphtongs were invented by a British princess. She proceeded to die to distract from the tragic death of Mother Teresa.

KitFox

Well said.

RegDwighт

On this site, we prefer regular thongs.

jokerdino

4:54 PM

@RegDwighт And what about the bikinis?

RegDwighт

@jokerdino bikinis make you bi, and you don't want that in Texas.

KitFox

On the internet, nobody knows you're in Texas.

RegDwighт

On the internet, all the servers are in Texas.

jokerdino

I had my clone in Houston. Korton can confirm for you.

RegDwighт

Korton Nommander?

jokerdino

4:56 PM

Yes. The 4D version.

KitFox

It's not a good time to Korton Nommander.

RegDwighт

I prefer Macron One.

tchrist

Not fiddy?

user19161

Hello @kitfox I see you have transformed.

RegDwighт

I stealed Kit's fox.

tchrist

4:56 PM

There goes the neighborhood.

user19161

Hello @seth I see you have come to this room.

KitFox

@JasperLoy Hullo. How are you feeling today?

user19161

@KitFox Same, just trying to get better.

tchrist

@JasperLoy Please, there are minors amongst us.

jokerdino

@tchrist And Seth is one.

Funnily enough.

RegDwighт

4:57 PM

Minor thirds.

user19161

@tchrist Yes, I know Seth is a minor. What's the issue?

jokerdino

whistles

user19161

I am not after Seth or anything.

tchrist

@RegDwighт Take two, they’re small. Three, even.

RegDwighт

I'm Major Quintdecime.

user19161

4:57 PM

And I am not gay.

jokerdino

Not Quarterback?

@JasperLoy Are you sad then?

RegDwighт

@JasperLoy I just looked on the map and it told otherwise.

user19161

I just enjoy talking to Seth, that's all, just like I like to talk to Mahnax.

jokerdino

For the fact, Jasper and Seth looks like Bieber. Jasper told that o.O

RegDwighт

Is it like Seth Green or Seth Lord?

tchrist

4:59 PM

@JasperLoy 16’ll getcha 20.

RegDwighт

May 23 '11 at 11:25, by Robusto

Yep. @RegDwight is actually Justin Bieber. True story.

jokerdino

This Robusto!! He shall die.

tchrist

Valar morghulis.

RegDwighт

Sep 4 '12 at 12:36, by ЯegDwight

This room contains everything, including the known universe.

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