Expert: Hello, how can I help you today?
You: how availble are you?
Expert: I can't answer that.
You: Well then, An, you're of no use to me. I need to meet Experts who are masters of their own destiny.
Expert: If I had to meet experts who am masters of their own destiny, I'd get right on it.
You: I have. However this first attempt has been a failure. You're quite a disappointment.
Expert: We're talking past each other here.
You: I'm talking at you, but everything I say goes over your head.