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aedia

02:01

Data: "[she] gave me what could be described as a very passionate kiss in the torpedo bay" omg new favorite euphemism

Spare Oom

I'm out folks. Good night.

Kit

@SpareOom Good night!

Cerberus

Bai!

ChaosGamer

yos

Kit

Hola @ChaosGamer.

ChaosGamer

02:10

@Kit you know, most of the time you are the one saying hello back. :)

Kit

Me? Really?

Mana

@CHAOSGAMER AND WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

whoops caps

Kit

I thought I usually ignored people and kept yapping.

ChaosGamer

Wow. I never thought I was this popular XD.

@Mana you too. :)

you guys make my day.

aedia

I say hello, you say goodbye.

sings

ChaosGamer

02:13

??

Mana

@ChaosGamer Really? You're a fan of Michael Jackson but don't know a classic by The Beatles? For shame.

ChaosGamer

I only pay attention to MJ... lol.

Kit

I love MJ. She's my kind of woman.

ChaosGamer

Man in the Mirror

Mana

...:(

ChaosGamer

02:15

???

um... Michael Jackson. Not Mary Jane. or is it?

aedia

Woulda been perfect timing if not so much wine in between typing.

Kit

Are you talking to me?

Mana

It was a joke bro.

ChaosGamer

oh....

aedia

And slow phone. Hope I don't repeat myself.

ChaosGamer

02:16

My friends say that I wouldn't notice a joke when it danced in front of me in tea cozy....

ah well...

Mana

It's okay. But it's also like missing out on a whole different part of the conversation. Pretty much everything I say is meant as a joke or to be taken lightly.

aedia

This room barely makes sense even when you understand the jokes. We play fast. And loose.

ChaosGamer

I'm dead. Lets party. XD

Mana

WAYNE'S WORLD!! WAYNE'S WORLD!! IT'S PARTY TIME; EXCELLENT!!!!

ChaosGamer

whoa wayne?

Kit

02:23

It's a deadman's party, who could ask for more?

ChaosGamer

Deathday party!

Kit

Oh my, even after 14 years, I see that little spot is still sore.

Mana

@Kit huh?

ChaosGamer

@Kit are you drinking right now?

Kit

Nope. Reminiscing.

ChaosGamer

02:24

oh

oh and btw don't take it offensive if my questions sound offensive. I'm just asking.

Kit

►

@ChaosGamer I'm not offended.

ChaosGamer

@Kit thats good.

Mana

@ChaosGamer I don't think anyone's really offended by your questions. I find them more amusing than anything.

ChaosGamer

@Kit oh and do you know what should have been in that video?

Kit

I figured the youth in the room didn't understand my earlier reference.

ChaosGamer

02:27

@Kit musical saws.

aedia

@Kit unejukated aedia no knows that song. Remind me in the sober morning to listen. Sure this will be excellent work soundtrack.

ChaosGamer

Just like in HP.

Kit

Oh @aedia, you're killing me in oh so many ways.

@ChaosGamer You need a spanking for that.

ChaosGamer

@Kit why?

Kit

@ChaosGamer It's silly and complicated. I think @aedia might like Oingo Boingo though.

ChaosGamer

02:29

@Kit.... whats silly and complicated?

aedia

offers herself up instead

ChaosGamer

@aedia to be spanked?....

aedia

My phone tried to correct instead to unsteady. I don't hiccup need it judging me...

2

Kit

@ChaosGamer sigh I haven't thought about Oingo Boingo in many, many years. That tape was given to me by someone very special.

ChaosGamer

@aedia whoa! how do you connect phone to translate you talking?

Kit

02:32

@aedia Sounds like your phone might know what's best for you. :-)

aedia

@chaos it, um, is omniscient, like @kit says

ChaosGamer

@aedia You. Must. Teach. ME!

how.

Kit

@ChaosGamer You don't know how to use a smartphone? Really?

ChaosGamer

I do not know how to connect it here...

Kit

I think she's just using a regular mobile browser.

aedia

02:37

There is actually text to speech on some android phones but I never really use it; it is frustration incarnate.

Yes.

simchona

Dragon is pretty good, but you need to pay

ChaosGamer

you were here the whole time... lol

Cerberus

Yay!!

simchona

Yup. I was working.

Cerberus

Code is actually not misbehaving today. It did only one naughty thing.

And hi!

simchona

02:40

I'm at work, but I can leave soon

Hi!

@Cerb We summoned you earlier, remember?

Cerberus

Oh, did you?

Kit

@simchona I used to use Dragon a few years back. I liked it, but my friend kept calling me a cyborg.

ChaosGamer

@simchona working late?

Cerberus

Ah I remember reading something that was already solved?

Kit

@Cerberus Yes, but it was us being silly.

simchona

02:40

@Chaos It's not late here

@Cerb Yup, @Kit definitely didn't vote to bump me over 3k to further her own close-vote plans.

Cerberus

@Kit A nonesuch! This cannot be?

aedia

Oh wow, more peeps! I can't see y'all chilling on the side. No side on my phone. Hi @sim, @cerb :)

Kit

@Cerberus Always it is, my good sir Canid.

simchona

@aedia Yo

Cerberus

@aedia Haha, you are in a very small room then.

Kit

02:41

@aedia is bombed out of her gourd.

11 mins ago, by aedia

My phone tried to correct instead to unsteady. I don't hiccup need it judging me...

ChaosGamer

@Cerberus when did you get knighted? Xd

Cerberus

Haha what?

ChaosGamer

Kit called you sir.

aedia

I think it is a problem that I understand what kit said.

Cerberus

@ChaosGamer I think Kit needs me for some boring errand—that is usually when she knights people.

Kit

02:42

Did I spell "gourd" right? That looks funny.

Cerberus

Incidentally, I have just written a little program that can correct the topmost spelling error upon the press of a button.

ChaosGamer

Hmmm..... I don't think knight suites my name...

Cerberus

I press control+m, and it auto-corrects the top-leftmost wrong word.

Kit

@ChaosGamer Thwack

aedia

Gourd. My phone SATA is wurdle. Musty bee Wordsmith.

Cerberus

02:43

There, I did it twice.

ChaosGamer

@Cerberus you wrote it? Impressive.

@Kit ouch! what was that for?

Cerberus

@ChaosGamer Thanks. But it is in Autohotkey, which is very easy.

The full code:

aedia

I did that in purity. I mean. On purpose.

Kit

@ChaosGamer "Suites"

simchona

@Chaos For some perceived slight. Or innuendo. Don't worry about it.

Cerberus

02:44

$^m::
ImageSearch, ClickPlaceX, ClickPlaceY, 0, 10, 1900, 1060, Red.bmp
BlockInput, On
MouseMove, ClickPlaceX, ClickPlaceY, 0
Click Right
SendInput, {Down}+{Enter}
BlockInput, Off
Return

ChaosGamer

where do you put the code?

Cerberus

And a small image with two red pixels.

Kit

@simchona Thwacking is reserved for puns and bad jokes, I'll have you know.

ChaosGamer

I did pun?

Cerberus

I put it in a file names whatever.ahk, and I have installed Autohotkey. But I could compile it into a standalone .exe.

Kit

02:45

@Cerberus You got it to work!

ChaosGamer

how?

tell me.

Cerberus

@Kit Yess!

I couldn't be happier.

Kit

Good doggie! tummy rubs

aedia

Thwacks is for funny that not so punny.

Mana

heeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeheeeeeee

Kit

02:46

@aedia You need to drink a pint of water next, my pretty.

Cerberus

And I have just simplified the code under your very eyes.

@Kit lies on back while spelling correcting the crap out of everyone

ChaosGamer

I'm not a tech geek.. but I know how to play with CMD. :)

Cerberus

CMD?

ChaosGamer

do you know how to wipe you whole computer?

command prompt

simchona

cmd prompt @Cerb

Mana

02:47

rm -rf * /

aedia

I wanna have a @Cerberus spellchecker though, @Kit!

Kit

@ChaosGamer That's something you should do in private, honey.

Cerberus

@simchona Ahh.

aedia

Not water. Water no goes in computer.

Cerberus

@aedia Really? Well, it is right there!

You do need Firefox and a dictionary installed.

Kit

02:48

@ChaosGamer Or, put it through a 4T MRI machine. Not that I'm saying I've ever done that, because that would be really stupid.

Cerberus

Although I think it should work in Word... lemme test.

ChaosGamer

gota go guys. ttyl.

Cerberus

Bye!

Kit

@ChaosGamer Tschüß!

@Cerberus Please tell me I'm spelling it correctly now. ^

Cerberus

Yess!

Kit

02:51

F*cking Hell! You all have kept me up late again! long stream of curse words

And I didn't catch up the work I was supposed to do tonight.

simchona

It's Cerberus' fault

The dog did it.

Kit

@simchona Don't think you can get off the hook just because you are a cute little furball.

simchona

Which furball?

Kit

@simchona There.

aedia

@Kit I lied. Water was a good idea.

Kit

02:53

It was @aedia's fault for enticing me to take advantage of her.

@aedia You should always have a pint of water in between alcoholic beverages.

aedia

Tee hee tries to look innocent

I know but I always forget after the first one.

Wine looks like water. Easy to forget.

Kit

I love wine.

Problem is, after the first glass, I forget that it's more than just a tasty drink.

Same problem with beer.

Whiskey, not so much, which is why that's my preferred adult beverage.

simchona

It's always funny in a room related to EL&U when people refuse to correct spelling.

aedia

I usually do better on wine or beer. Other stuff, I call for shots. Bad on work nights.

Kit

Shots are bad juju.

Well, on second thought.

aedia

02:59

I like gin. I have been trying to learn about the other liquors by drinking them in forms other than shots, but whiskey... how else can you drink it?

Except very good scotch of course.

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