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2:01 AM
Data: "[she] gave me what could be described as a very passionate kiss in the torpedo bay" omg new favorite euphemism
 
I'm out folks. Good night.
 
Kit
@SpareOom Good night!
 
Bai!
 
yos
 
Kit
Hola @ChaosGamer.
 
2:10 AM
@Kit you know, most of the time you are the one saying hello back. :)
 
Kit
Me? Really?
 
@CHAOSGAMER AND WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
whoops caps
 
Kit
I thought I usually ignored people and kept yapping.
 
Wow. I never thought I was this popular XD.
@Mana you too. :)
you guys make my day.
 
I say hello, you say goodbye.
sings
 
2:13 AM
??
 
@ChaosGamer Really? You're a fan of Michael Jackson but don't know a classic by The Beatles? For shame.
 
I only pay attention to MJ... lol.
 
Kit
I love MJ. She's my kind of woman.
 
Man in the Mirror
 
...:(
 
2:15 AM
???
um... Michael Jackson. Not Mary Jane. or is it?
 
Woulda been perfect timing if not so much wine in between typing.
 
Kit
Are you talking to me?
 
It was a joke bro.
 
oh....
 
And slow phone. Hope I don't repeat myself.
 
2:16 AM
My friends say that I wouldn't notice a joke when it danced in front of me in tea cozy....
ah well...
 
It's okay. But it's also like missing out on a whole different part of the conversation. Pretty much everything I say is meant as a joke or to be taken lightly.
 
This room barely makes sense even when you understand the jokes. We play fast. And loose.
 
I'm dead. Lets party. XD
 
WAYNE'S WORLD!! WAYNE'S WORLD!! IT'S PARTY TIME; EXCELLENT!!!!
 
whoa wayne?
 
Kit
2:23 AM
It's a deadman's party, who could ask for more?
 
Deathday party!
 
Kit
Oh my, even after 14 years, I see that little spot is still sore.
 
@Kit huh?
 
@Kit are you drinking right now?
 
Kit
Nope. Reminiscing.
 
2:24 AM
oh
oh and btw don't take it offensive if my questions sound offensive. I'm just asking.
 
Kit
@ChaosGamer I'm not offended.
 
@Kit thats good.
 
@ChaosGamer I don't think anyone's really offended by your questions. I find them more amusing than anything.
 
@Kit oh and do you know what should have been in that video?
 
Kit
I figured the youth in the room didn't understand my earlier reference.
 
2:27 AM
@Kit musical saws.
 
@Kit unejukated aedia no knows that song. Remind me in the sober morning to listen. Sure this will be excellent work soundtrack.
 
Just like in HP.
 
Kit
Oh @aedia, you're killing me in oh so many ways.
@ChaosGamer You need a spanking for that.
 
@Kit why?
 
Kit
@ChaosGamer It's silly and complicated. I think @aedia might like Oingo Boingo though.
 
2:29 AM
@Kit.... whats silly and complicated?
 
offers herself up instead
 
@aedia to be spanked?....
 
My phone tried to correct instead to unsteady. I don't hiccup need it judging me...
2
 
Kit
@ChaosGamer sigh I haven't thought about Oingo Boingo in many, many years. That tape was given to me by someone very special.
 
@aedia whoa! how do you connect phone to translate you talking?
 
Kit
2:32 AM
@aedia Sounds like your phone might know what's best for you. :-)
 
@chaos it, um, is omniscient, like @kit says
 
@aedia You. Must. Teach. ME!
how.
 
Kit
@ChaosGamer You don't know how to use a smartphone? Really?
 
I do not know how to connect it here...
 
Kit
I think she's just using a regular mobile browser.
 
2:37 AM
There is actually text to speech on some android phones but I never really use it; it is frustration incarnate.
Yes.
 
Dragon is pretty good, but you need to pay
 
you were here the whole time... lol
 
Yay!!
 
Yup. I was working.
 
Code is actually not misbehaving today. It did only one naughty thing.
And hi!
 
2:40 AM
I'm at work, but I can leave soon
Hi!
@Cerb We summoned you earlier, remember?
 
Oh, did you?
 
Kit
@simchona I used to use Dragon a few years back. I liked it, but my friend kept calling me a cyborg.
 
@simchona working late?
 
Ah I remember reading something that was already solved?
 
Kit
@Cerberus Yes, but it was us being silly.
 
2:40 AM
@Chaos It's not late here
@Cerb Yup, @Kit definitely didn't vote to bump me over 3k to further her own close-vote plans.
 
@Kit A nonesuch! This cannot be?
 
Oh wow, more peeps! I can't see y'all chilling on the side. No side on my phone. Hi @sim, @cerb :)
 
Kit
@Cerberus Always it is, my good sir Canid.
 
@aedia Yo
 
@aedia Haha, you are in a very small room then.
 
Kit
2:41 AM
@aedia is bombed out of her gourd.
11 mins ago, by aedia
My phone tried to correct instead to unsteady. I don't hiccup need it judging me...
 
@Cerberus when did you get knighted? Xd
 
Haha what?
 
Kit called you sir.
 
I think it is a problem that I understand what kit said.
 
@ChaosGamer I think Kit needs me for some boring errand—that is usually when she knights people.
 
Kit
2:42 AM
Did I spell "gourd" right? That looks funny.
 
Incidentally, I have just written a little program that can correct the topmost spelling error upon the press of a button.
 
Hmmm..... I don't think knight suites my name...
 
I press control+m, and it auto-corrects the top-leftmost wrong word.
 
Kit
@ChaosGamer Thwack
 
Gourd. My phone SATA is wurdle. Musty bee Wordsmith.
 
2:43 AM
There, I did it twice.
 
@Cerberus you wrote it? Impressive.
@Kit ouch! what was that for?
 
@ChaosGamer Thanks. But it is in Autohotkey, which is very easy.
The full code:
 
I did that in purity. I mean. On purpose.
 
Kit
@ChaosGamer "Suites"
 
@Chaos For some perceived slight. Or innuendo. Don't worry about it.
 
2:44 AM
$^m::
ImageSearch, ClickPlaceX, ClickPlaceY, 0, 10, 1900, 1060, Red.bmp
BlockInput, On
MouseMove, ClickPlaceX, ClickPlaceY, 0
Click Right
SendInput, {Down}+{Enter}
BlockInput, Off
Return
 
where do you put the code?
 
And a small image with two red pixels.
 
Kit
@simchona Thwacking is reserved for puns and bad jokes, I'll have you know.
 
I did pun?
 
I put it in a file names whatever.ahk, and I have installed Autohotkey. But I could compile it into a standalone .exe.
 
Kit
2:45 AM
@Cerberus You got it to work!
 
how?
tell me.
 
@Kit Yess!
I couldn't be happier.
 
Kit
Good doggie! tummy rubs
 
Thwacks is for funny that not so punny.
 
heeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeheeeeeee
 
Kit
2:46 AM
@aedia You need to drink a pint of water next, my pretty.
 
And I have just simplified the code under your very eyes.
@Kit lies on back while spelling correcting the crap out of everyone
 
I'm not a tech geek.. but I know how to play with CMD. :)
 
CMD?
 
do you know how to wipe you whole computer?
command prompt
 
cmd prompt @Cerb
 
2:47 AM
rm -rf * /
 
I wanna have a @Cerberus spellchecker though, @Kit!
 
Kit
@ChaosGamer That's something you should do in private, honey.
 
@simchona Ahh.
 
Not water. Water no goes in computer.
 
@aedia Really? Well, it is right there!
You do need Firefox and a dictionary installed.
 
Kit
2:48 AM
@ChaosGamer Or, put it through a 4T MRI machine. Not that I'm saying I've ever done that, because that would be really stupid.
 
Although I think it should work in Word... lemme test.
 
gota go guys. ttyl.
 
Bye!
 
Kit
@ChaosGamer Tschüß!
@Cerberus Please tell me I'm spelling it correctly now. ^
 
Yess!
 
Kit
2:51 AM
F*cking Hell! You all have kept me up late again! long stream of curse words
And I didn't catch up the work I was supposed to do tonight.
 
It's Cerberus' fault
The dog did it.
 
Kit
@simchona Don't think you can get off the hook just because you are a cute little furball.
 
Which furball?
 
Kit
@simchona There.
 
@Kit I lied. Water was a good idea.
 
Kit
2:53 AM
It was @aedia's fault for enticing me to take advantage of her.
@aedia You should always have a pint of water in between alcoholic beverages.
 
Tee hee tries to look innocent
I know but I always forget after the first one.
Wine looks like water. Easy to forget.
 
Kit
I love wine.
Problem is, after the first glass, I forget that it's more than just a tasty drink.
Same problem with beer.
Whiskey, not so much, which is why that's my preferred adult beverage.
 
It's always funny in a room related to EL&U when people refuse to correct spelling.
 
I usually do better on wine or beer. Other stuff, I call for shots. Bad on work nights.
 
Kit
Shots are bad juju.
Well, on second thought.
 
2:59 AM
I like gin. I have been trying to learn about the other liquors by drinking them in forms other than shots, but whiskey... how else can you drink it?
Except very good scotch of course.
 

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