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BUG!!
 
1 more view!
 
@Vogel612 yeah yeah, I haven't exactly understood why. it only happens on your repo. Feel free to add a github issue about it
 
MADE IT
 
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Q: You are being watched! - Comments of Interest

Simon André Forsberg You are being watched Code Review has an open system A machine that spies on you on every hour of every day I know because I built it. I designed the machine to detect suggestions to post on Code Review but it sees everything Horrible comments involving ordinary users Users like yo...

@rolfl @Donald.McLean How do you like that title? ^^
 
12:08 AM
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Q: You are being watched! - Comments of Interest

Simon André Forsberg You are being watched Code Review has an open system A machine that spies on you on every hour of every day I know because I built it. I designed the machine to detect suggestions to post on Code Review but it sees everything Horrible comments involving ordinary users Users like yo...

 
Incoming question!
 
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Q: I IZ IN YR Mind UPPIN YR Crazeez

Hosch250Seeing that I got 30 loves and one hate on my last LOLCODE question, I decided to write another. This program inputs a numbr in the range of 1-100 (inclusive) from one playr, and the second playr must gess it. HAI 1.2 HOW IZ I GetNum I HAS A WatzNum GIMMEH WatzNum ...

 
@Hosch250 I'd recommend not writing too many lolcode questions on CR.
 
OK, this can be the last.
 
There's been a debate previously about whether or not it should even be accepted here at all.
 
12:17 AM
Oh, I see.
Should I delete this one?
 
My reason for accepting it was that it wouldn't happen so often.
Let it be, I just hope it doesn't get as much attention as your previous question.
You should try writing Brainfuck instead, that ought to keep you occupied for a wwhile.
 
Maybe next time.
I wonder how close I am to Inquisitive.
Only a couple questions at the most.
 
@CaptainObvious "Am looking to clean the code a bit and maybe make it smaller as I feel I code is lengthy." - Sounds kind of funny coming from someone who writes Python!
 
After that and Favorite Question, I have all the silver question badges.
See you later, supper just went on.
 
@Hosch250 30 questions on 30 unique days, I believe. This one might be it for you. Depending on how many times you have posted two questions on the same day
 
12:23 AM
@Hosch250 This is just my opinion, take it for what it is. It's fun to get rep and badges and all, I think SE is the epitome of gamifying
But, I think many would agree that writing new questions just for the sake of increasing rep/badges is not really constructive, and LOLCODE kind of has a bit of that ring to it
Realistically, I don't think anyone will ever implement a real program with LOLCODE (or Brainfuck) so it's fun to play around with but can be seen as taking attention away from more serious questions... does that make sense?
 
I have to say though, Brainfuck and LOLCODE are completely different. Brainfuck wwas made because it requires a minimal compiler. LOLCODE is just for the LOLZ. Additionally, Brainfuck is a real challenge to code in.
@Hosch250 FYI:
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Q: Is [lolcode] reviewable?

Mat's MugDown with FizzBuzz created a lolcode tag. Some (cough) brainfuck (cough) are even further down the esoteric alley. Given our current site rules, I'd tend to agree. I don't think allowing lolcode questions on CR will bring a massive amount of 'em. brainfuck has 13 questions since May 2011. ...

 
(Mind you, I wouldn't put is past @Simon to implement something useful in BF lol)
 
Think of the irony, chatbot for code review in brainfuck
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@SimonAndréForsberg - is the rate-limiter for Duga moot now?
 
@rolfl yeah, it is not needed as I have 10k requests per day, there's plenty of room. As long as I have the key, of course.
@rolfl hell no I ain't writing that!
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(can't even do a HTTP request in Brainfuck)
@Phrancis @Mat'sMug has challenged me to make a Sudoku solver in Brainfuck. I would like to make one some day but it is definitely gonna take a while...
 
@SimonAndréForsberg I can't imagine. Not sure I could even do "Hello World" in BF.
 
12:34 AM
@Phrancis that one's not that difficult... I could almost do it by hand.
 
I think I'll try my hand at Java first, maybe you can teach me BF one day lol.
 
BF ?
 
Brainfuck
 
learn Python @Phrancis... it's almost similar but better (politer)
 
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Q: FizzBuzz in Brainfuck

Simon André ForsbergInspired a bit by a previous Brainfuck question and the recent fizzbuzz invasion, I decided to make FizzBuzz in Brainfuck. The code is entirely my own, except for the inclusion of the Printing a number algorithm that I found on StackOverflow. My code is divided into several parts. Setup Const...

@Mehrad Than Java? or BF? lol
 
12:38 AM
Hey guys, is Whitespace legal?
 
We've never had it, so... who knows
If it works, probably I would wager
 
OK, I'll do that next.
I found a compiler online.
That will take a while, though.
 
@Phrancis you decide
int i = (byte) + (char) - (int) + (long) - 1;
 
That looks dreadful
 
What does it evaluate to?
7?
 
12:42 AM
Empty string? Oh wait, it's not JavaScript.
 
System.out.println(i);
will five you the output 1
 
I think byte, char, and int are all 1.
 
@Hosch250 well done
 
>>++++++[->++++++++++<]>
[->+>+<<]>++++++++++++.
>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.
+++++++..+++.<+++++++++++++++
<++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.>.
>.+++.------.--------.<<+.
@Phrancis ^^
that took me eight minutes....
 
@Hosch250 delete the second guess before I take it back :P
 
12:43 AM
Oh, it counts bytes?
I actually meant 4 on the first, but it appears in counts bytes, not bits.
 
@SimonAndréForsberg You're crazy (in a good way)!
 
@Hosch250 can you explain the syntax ?
 
Sure can.
 
go ahead. I know no Java so convince me
 
Wait, not sure.
 
12:45 AM
@Hosch250 I wouldn't push it....
 
I thought that was C#.
Oh, yeah, Java.
C# is Console.WriteLine().
Hold on.
 
come on...
You can do better than Kary Perry in Super ball :)
 
I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because it's asking for a code review. It would probably be more suited to codereview. — Simon MᶜKenzie 17 secs ago
 
I'm just testing something.
 
C# version for you
int i = (byte) + (char) - (int) + (long) - 1;
Console.WriteLine(i);
I am just so good in translating code in between languages. aren't I?
 
12:49 AM
Pfff.
Anyway, I don't know what in the world is going on.
Syntax I can explain.
 
@Mehrad isn't is just the same as int i = (byte) ((char) -((int) ((long) -1)));
 
@Hosch250 - personally I am not a fan of the esoteric crap-languages... and the only reason I reviewed Mat's question was to poke fun at it, but noone seemed to notice ;-)
 
Mathematically, the parenthesis are doing nothing.
 
yeah i'm just making it clear that it's a series of casts
you can remove the +'s
 
As far as I can see, it is actually ignoring everything in front of the number.
I don't think it is casting.
 
12:52 AM
it's definitely casting. if you change the middle - to + (int i = (byte) + (char) + (int) + (long) - 1;) you get Constant value '-1' cannot be converted to a 'char'
 
@mjolka good analysis
 
OK, nice job.
Oh, now I get it.
They are not operators like a + b, it is acting like (a) (+b).
So it is casting (+1) to a long.
 
They are operators, but unary ones.
 
Yeah.
Then, it would be casting (int) (-(result))
 
aha
 
12:57 AM
If you try to use * or /, it doesn't work.
 
There is no * unary... so it would not.
But, try with..... ^ ?
 
Nope, doesn't work.
If you're going the way of boolean operators, I don't think any of them will work.
 
Sorry, I meant ~ not ^
 
@rolfl You should review brainfuck ;)
 
Have you read my lolcode answer with 'sarcastic' glasses on?
 
1:01 AM
Yup, works.
 
The answer should be ..... very small, not 1.
 
Yeah, it made it negative.
 
@rolfl I have. It wwwas funny. Whether it wwas a good revieww or not? Who knows?
 
> I only wish you used a better name than Frootz because it conflicts with Froot. The similarity is.... uncanny.
 
TTGTB here
 
1:03 AM
See you.
Good points, still.
 
Huh, just noticed that ~ is not listed in the Java unary operators.... docs.oracle.com/javase/tutorial/java/nutsandbolts/op1.html
@SimonAndréForsberg s/knows/cares.../ ;-) Also, s/knows/knowws/
 
Well, my question isn't taking off the way I wished it would.
Would you all mind downvoting it to -3 so I can delete it and get a badge?
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Q: I IZ IN YR Mind UPPIN YR Crazeez

Hosch250This program inputs a numbr in the range of 1-100 (inclusive) from one playr, and the second playr must gess it. Run it here: HAI 1.2 HOW IZ I GetNum I HAS A WatzNum GIMMEH WatzNum WatzNum IS NOW A NUMBR FOUND YR WatzNum IF U SAY SO HOW IZ I Gess...

 
this is fun int i = (char) -~ (byte) -~ (int) ~- (long) ~- 1
 
@mjolka It prints 1.
 
@mjolka what did you doooo
 
1:07 AM
Now, does Code Review always improve it in production-style?
 
No... it prints
 
I ran it on Ideone.
Because I have some golfed code that could be improved.
 
@mjolka explain please
 
I don't think we should allow this, though.
~ is a NOT operator (IIRC).
So, it inverts each bit, so 0 -> 1 and 1 -> 0.
 
@Mehrad just putting unary - and ~ next to each other so they look like one operator
 
1:09 AM
don't even know what operator is this squiggly ~
 
bitwise not. (complement)
 
1 min ago, by Hosch250
~ is a NOT operator (IIRC).
 
~ is the destructor :O
 
Anyway, would you accomodate me and give me four downvotes so I can get a badge?
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Q: I IZ IN YR Mind UPPIN YR Crazeez

Hosch250This program inputs a numbr in the range of 1-100 (inclusive) from one playr, and the second playr must gess it. Run it here: HAI 1.2 HOW IZ I GetNum I HAS A WatzNum GIMMEH WatzNum WatzNum IS NOW A NUMBR FOUND YR WatzNum IF U SAY SO HOW IZ I Gess...

 
@mjolka - interesting the difference between -~1 and ~-1 ....
 
1:10 AM
I'll delete it so you can have your votes and reps back.
 
@Hosch250 as you wish buddy
 
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Q: Don't understand what Xcode's Warning wants me to do

GuestI'm trying to implement AdMob's share banner across all view controllers. I made a separate class for shared banner called GADBANNER. I imported GADBANNER.m code ( below) to ViewControllerTWO.m. I included GADBannerViewDelegate in ViewControllerTWO.h and GADBANNER.h yet i'm receiving a yellow war...

 
@rolfl nice catch
 
@nhgrif You around?
I know you like to DV
I did show the problem. " Incompatible pointer types sending 'ViewControllerTWO' to parameter or type 'GADBANNER < GADBannerViewDelegate >*'". That's the warning Xcode is showing me is the problem. Also, the code DOES work, i'm just still getting a warning. However, even with this warning the simulator loads the game. — Guest 50 secs ago
We don't accept problems, already stated...
 
@rolfl ~(FFFF FFFF) vs -(FFFF FFFE)
BAM. brain explozutsion
 
1:18 AM
Oh, I knew why, but I got confused by:
11 mins ago, by Hosch250
@mjolka It prints 1.
but it does not, it prints 0.
(or, it should...).
12 mins ago, by mjolka
this is fun int i = (char) -~ (byte) -~ (int) ~- (long) ~- 1
 
for me it prints "□" in linqpad. Why Why Why?
 
Either I made a type, or Ideone was fooling me.
 
@Mehrad You cast it as a char still?
it needs to be printed as an int, with the value 0
 
var i = (char) -~ (byte) ~ (int) ~ (long) ~- 1;
 Console.WriteLine(i);
 
Note that there's a final implicit conversion from char to int in the origininal
your var there is a char, not an int
(whoo hoo to implied C# var definitions) boooo boooo boooo
 
1:20 AM
I thought linqpad can C#
 
@mehrad, you have:
var i = (char) -~ (byte) ~ (int) ~ (long) ~- 1;
but we have:
int i = (char) -~ (byte) ~ (int) ~ (long) ~- 1;
 
Success	time: 0.1 memory: 320256 signal:0

1
 
the var/int at the start of the line is critical.
 
At Ideone it prints 1.
 
I know that much :D
but thanks :)
 
1:22 AM
@rolfl What should I do here?
I did show the problem. " Incompatible pointer types sending 'ViewControllerTWO' to parameter or type 'GADBANNER < GADBannerViewDelegate >*'". That's the warning Xcode is showing me is the problem. Also, the code DOES work, i'm just still getting a warning. However, even with this warning the simulator loads the game. — Guest 6 mins ago
 
var i =  1;
 Console.WriteLine(i);
 
It is off topic still, but I'm stumped on what to tell him.
 
@mjolka good learning ... Now I know how to bitwise...
 
@Hosch250 Argh, I missed the first - when I visually scanned the line.....
 
NVM, I responded.
@Mehrad I just deleted it. Have +2.
 
1:25 AM
Downvotes on questions don't carry a penalty for the downvoter, just the downvote-receiver.
 
Oh, I thought once the OP had a certain rep level, they did.
Oh well, have your vote back.
 
Downvoting an answer costs you 1 rep. Downvoting a question costs nothing.
receiving a downvote costs you 2 rep, regardless whether it's a q or an a
 
it cost me my friendship, mate
 
^^^ that's the critical part.
 
You didn't want to DV it?
Did you want to UV it?
 
1:29 AM
It had neither a DV nor an UV from me.
 
I know.
I wanted to get to -3 for the badge.
But, it was going no where, and I probably would have got upvotes tomorrow.
That badge is kind of hard to get here.
 
Is there a way in Github to get only this project without getting the whole Mobile-Samples?
 
@Hosch250 I still do not have it.... ;-)
 
Interesting and clever. I didn't realize that ORDER BY could be exploited that way. I'm looking forward to seeing what others have to say. — RubberDuck 1 min ago
 
@Hosch250 You don't need to ping me for things that are obviously off-topic...
 
1:34 AM
My question was on topic.
 
You linked me to an Objective-C question that's closed?
 
I just knew you liked DV'ing LOLCODE.
No, an LOLCODE question.
Deleted now.
 
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A: Is there any way to clone a git repository's sub-directory only?

ChronialWhat you are trying to do is called a sparse checkout, and that feature was added in git 1.7.0 (Feb. 2012). The steps to do a sparse clone are as follows: git init <repo> cd <repo> git remote add -f origin <url> This creates an empty repository with your remote. Then do: git config core.spars...

 
What's wrong with your vowl kys?
> This program inputs a numbr in the range of 1-100 (inclusive) from one playr, and the second playr must gess it.
 
Oh, I was LOL-styling it.
 
1:38 AM
@rolfl that's beautiful. was on my ways to Bingle it ... Thanks
 
if (finalpoints << 0) yup...
if (finalpoints /*code that does nothing*/)
 
I'll have a gold in 1-2 days.
 
@rolfl Do we not migrate to Stack Overflow?
 
We do, occasionally. Any question in particular?
 
I did show the problem. " Incompatible pointer types sending 'ViewControllerTWO' to parameter or type 'GADBANNER < GADBannerViewDelegate >*'". That's the warning Xcode is showing me is the problem. Also, the code DOES work, i'm just still getting a warning. However, even with this warning the simulator loads the game. — Guest 27 mins ago
Wait, don't migrate yet.
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Q: Don't understand what Xcode's Warning wants me to do

GuestI'm trying to implement AdMob's share banner across all view controllers. I made a separate class for shared banner called GADBANNER. I imported GADBANNER.m code ( below) to ViewControllerTWO.m. I included GADBannerViewDelegate in ViewControllerTWO.h and GADBANNER.h yet i'm receiving a yellow war...

but let me see if it's not a duplicate.
Actually, it should be migrated either way, and then if it's a duplicate closed as such.
Apparently, closed duplicates are actually a relatively good thing.
 
1:44 AM
They are....
Deciding whether a post should be migrated is a time-consuming thing.
I tend to work on the "don't migrate unless asked" philosophy.
Most CR questions with bugs found are poor migration candidates anyway because they are not concise questions for SO.
 
I just asked him to re-ask his question himself.
 
That works often too.
 
This one is a good SO question, I think (but maybe duplicate).
 
I'm still in the hot network with my LOL.
 
Duplicates are fine. The bigger problem with that specific question is that it is an unregistered account.
(can you see that it's unregistered, or is it a mod-thing?) See: codereview.stackexchange.com/users/64312/guest
 
1:47 AM
It says he has an account here.
 
Yes, but does it say:
 
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Q: PHP $_SESSION History - Unexpected $_SESSION Results

WerezwolfI am trying to create a history of requested URI's (upto 3) for two purposes Login page and Error Logging. My problem is the Session is written and the values are set yet i can not retrieve the values in it upon a refresh. The use of an Array is to manage the quantity of max values (not written i...

 
Unregistered... yeah.
 
Man, Cmd+Shift+4 is probably my favorite think that Windows doesn't have but Mac does.
 
1:47 AM
That measn they have a temporary login only (not linked through google/facebook/etc.
often, unregistered accounts are only used to circumvent question-bans on SO... ;-)
 
What do you think of this? meta.stackexchange.com/a/247919/245368
Trying to get more reps feedback.
 
I don't like the red squiggly line under the weekly rep leader.
 
Migrating a question from an unregistered user would be defeating other things, and the user would likely never be able to link the account to SO anyway, so it's flotsam.
 
@nhgrif That was speelchecker.
 
Also, there's a double colon.
 
1:50 AM
Fixing.
 
Best performing tag is likely to be the same all the time.
 
I mean, per user.
But yeah, it would likely be the same most the time.
 
It would probably be good to highlight undervalued posts (questions and answers that are good but got a very few number of views/votes).
 
Yeah.
 
Highly upvoted things are already highly visible.
 
1:52 AM
29 secs ago, by nhgrif
It would probably be good to highlight undervalued posts (questions and answers that are good but got a very few number of views/votes).
 
That's the whole point of the way StackExchange works.
 
interested to hear how you would do that.
 
I just went by the current newsletter.
And added a couple things.
 
I was talking about the newsletter.
 
I know, but, how would you identify undervalued posts?
chicken and egg problem, unless I am missing something?
 
1:54 AM
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Q: Coroutines in C

Sam WatkinsPlease have a look at this little coroutines library ccoro: http://sam.nipl.net/code/ccoro I'd appreciate a general code and style review, and your kind comments! ccoro.h /* * ccoro - Coroutines in C * Sam Watkins, 2009 * this code is public domain * * ccoro uses setjmp and longjmp to a...

 
Statistically, you could look for posts with a high upvote to view ratio.
But with a relatively low number of total views.
 
vote:view ratio, that's an interesting one..... low views but high relative votes.
 
But above a certain number.
 
Hard to do that for answers.....
 
1:3 would be an excellent ratio, but it could have three views.
 
1:55 AM
But that only works even remotely nicely for questions.
 
(views are tracked at the question level).
 
It's harder to pin down answers. Views aren't tracked individually for answers.
But you could even have two categories.
1) Presumably good but relatively unnoticed unanswered questions.
2) Good/undervalued questions with answers which also have a respectable number of upvotes.
So, a question with 3 upvotes, 2 answers with 3 upvotes each, and 10 total views, might make for a good candidate.
 
This is becoming a better specification for a 'dashboard' than a 'newsletter'....
 
And of course, you apply a human filter at the end.
Because it's important that the questions/answers are also interesting.
And that's going to be purely subjective, but the former criteria helps limit the pool down.
 
New feature: Stack-n-Dash - posts and other items of interest, with the ability to dismiss items from that.
 
1:59 AM
Just subscribed to the newsletter.
 
feature available to trusted users only to reduce overhead.
 
So, can you write VB.NET and C# code in the same project and compile it down to a single binary? I know obviously you can't intermix the code within a single file, but can I have one file in VB and the other in C# and they can see and use each other?
finally found it...
 
If this is working code, this belongs at codereview.stackexchange.comivan_pozdeev 1 min ago
 
Come on over!
Incoming question.
 
2:17 AM
You're a questioning machine today @Hosch250 aren't you?
 
No.
 
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Q: Pset1 greedy for CS50 Harvard course

user2763557The goal of this code is to take dollar or cents input from the user and give out minimum number of coins needed to pay that between quarters, dimes, nickels and pennies. If this code can be shortened, how would one do it? #include <stdio.h> #include <cs50.h> #include <ctype.h> #include <math.h>...

 
Just hanging around watching view counts go up some.
Earlier, anyway.
Got the badge now.
 
@nhgrif what is this env that you can do both again?
@Hosch250 Okay...
 
That isn't my question coming in.
 
2:22 AM
@Mehrad I don't know. I'm asking if it's possible. They're both .NET, so I figured that meant something...
 
Yes, you can do both.
I've never done it myself, though.
 
@nhgrif kk
 
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A: Pset1 greedy for CS50 Harvard course

nhgrifThe first thing that sticks out to me is indentation. But I'm going to recommend some other changes, so I'll address indentation last. Let's give our variables some better, more descriptive names, and let's declare our constants as constants. And since we're taking in a floating point number f...

 
You didn't address indentation.
 
Fixed, thank you.
 
2:30 AM
@nhgrif In theory, yes. In practice, you'll have a solution with multiple projects - keeping the VB away in its own library ;)
 
Well... what if we've got about a billion lines of VB code, and my boss just quit and I want to start writing C# but don't want my first project to be rewriting a billion lines of code.
 
5 votes, better save them for tomorrow.
Give me a job this summer.
Only, I don't know VB.
I could figure it out.
 
@nhgrif Your C# can happily use any of the VB types
 
Can it go both ways?
I feel like I just turned in homework for a class at Harvard...
 
So you make a C# project in the same solution and reference the VB lib. Sure can go both ways, but ... circular references won't build!
 
2:35 AM
They can't compile to the same binary? I can't have a DLL that is composed partly of VB and partly of C#?
 
I think you can, doesn't mean you should
Actually I'm pretty sure you can have that
 
What are the advantages of writing in C# versus VB anyway?
(I can write Objective-C/Swift project that compiles into a single binary...)
 
VB syntax is fugly
 
So it's just syntax?
You know... we have a lot of places that use Or instead of OrElse... but it doesn't seem to matter. But when people write And instead of AndAlso, it's problems.
 
VB & C# are pretty much equivalent, functionally.
 
2:37 AM
"I'm working on a crime story" is the new "I'm asking for a friend who's trying to murder people." :) — Jaydles ♦ 5 hours ago
 
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Q: AJAX form processing with HTML5 storage to prevent user data loss and filling forms out twice

BrianAfter the Superbowl I repeatedly had to enter the same information in the the checkout fields buying a tshirt so I decided to write something to solve the problem. I'm also putting this on github in the next few days under the MIT license so use and abuse and if hopefully leave some feedback. I'...

 
Well And just won't quick-exit, and there's no C# equivalent for that madness. VB has lots of shitz inherited from its VB6 ancestor
 
@nhgrif Oh hi there, Gus Fring.
 
quick-exit?
 
Forgot the tech term...
 
2:42 AM
...
 
If the first part is true it will keep going till the end of the condition
 
short-circuit evaluation?
 
Oh wait that's or
Ah, yeah that!
 
and can short-circuit evaluate.
If the left half of an AndAlso is false, the right half isn't evaluated.
If the left half of an OrElse is true, right half isn't evaluated.
 
This type of questions is better suited for Code Review site. — PM 77-1 1 min ago
 
2:43 AM
Yes, AndAlso, but not And
 
@Mat'sMug C# does short-circuit when you use && and ||, so I've heard.
It does not short-circuit with & and |
 
You can't short-circuit an And because it's a bitwise operation.
 
Oh.
Just replace it with & then.
 
@Hosch250 & and | aren't logical operators in C#. "And" and "Or" are both logical and bitwise operators in VB.
 
Oh, how does that work?
It just guesses?
 
2:47 AM
Madness
 
Indeed.
I prefer to state which I want.
 
"And" isn't both types of operators...
 
In VB? if not, that's new.
 
Is there documentation that suggests it is both types of operators?
 
> Some of these operators can also perform bitwise logical operations on integral values.
 
2:50 AM
Oh. It operates as a logic operator if both halves are boolean...
 
Yup
 
Which is the same as saying that the bitwise operator treats a boolean true value as 11111111 and then does a bitwise operation...
whereas in most cases, true would probably look like 10000000 or 00000001
 
So you're really stuck with a billion-LoC VB project?
 
Yes.
It's not a billion... but it's an entire ERP system.
 
Oh wow
 
2:53 AM
Dim Wow As Boolean = True
 
I've worked here full time since last January... and I know the code better than anyone else (there are only 4 total programmers, one of them, my boss, is quitting)
Do you want a job...?
 
So you got "promoted" :)
How much?
lol nah
 
If you're asking "How much?" then the answer is probably "Not enough."
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I don't mean that as global rule... just in this specific situation, I know that'll be the case.
 
My last job drove me nuts, and it was an ERP extension built in VB6 (and written by clueless preschoolers)
 
i'll work for cheap, just $1 per LOC
 
2:56 AM
Then I'd be tasking you with eliminating lines of code and you'll owe me money at the end of the week.
 
Just learned about ERP.
 
We have about 7 more modules in our system to rewrite, and every rewritten module is about 60% LOC of the old version.
 
$1 per line removed.
 
While mjolka is removing lines, I'll have you write the new code.
This is amazing. Hiring programmers on the cheap is simple.
Also, I'm charging both of you $5 per line of code you added/removed that causes me to have to fix something.
 
@nhgrif you were born to manage
3
 
2:59 AM
I'm going to bed.
 

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