This is from Bernardo via google chat. Previously, after he expressed dislike for Spanish, I had cursed him to fall in love with a Spanish woman.
DANIEL
F--- YOU
DUDE
WHAT THE HELL
THERE’S AN AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL GIRL NEXT TO ME
AND SHE’S TALKING SPANISH
DUDE WHY
--31 minutes later--
Got her number
Lol