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2:00 PM
I find conspiracy thinking annoying
 
I find it annoying when people defend things (such as space travel) that they really have no clue about and are completely trusting some government types on.
 
sounds like what a Reptilian controlled man would say
 
Do you mind. I'm one of the reptile controllers.
 
I'm not really saying anything either way, but none of us know for sure what really happens in space.
 
I got promoted. A nice pay rise and homeothermy is overrated anyway.
 
2:01 PM
@0celoñe7 well, so there you have it
 
@EmilioPisanty So you believe that counterexample?
 
@dmckee I'm not at all concerned about the salary, but rather how difficult it is to get a job and how difficult it can be to get tenure
 
@0celoñe7 that looks like a legit density matrix to me
 
@JohnRennie Proper generics or run-time type awareness go a long way toward removing the need for varidac functions.
 
@SirCumference industry is crying out for PhDs to come and work for them.
 
2:02 PM
is it hermitian?
 
@SirCumference Financial stability versus financial prosperity, so to speak
 
i.e. fully self-adjoint?
 
@Semiclassical Exactly
 
@SirCumference The thing I tell everyone about that is to have a Plan B and to make sure that the choices you make along the way support Plan B.
 
@EmilioPisanty It's Hermitian on a dense subset and it's continuous, so I would imagine so.
 
2:03 PM
In short, get enough industry relevant skills along the way that you can get a good nonacademic job if you lose the tenure lottery.
 
@SirCumference if after doing a PhD you decide not to continue in academia you can walk into a job in industry.
 
@0celoñe7 so, if it's not compact, then I buy that as a counterexample
 
@JohnRennie By industry, do you mean non-academic jobs?
 
@SirCumference Yes.
 
@SirCumference yes.
but that doesn't necessarily mean non-research jobs
 
2:04 PM
The PhD is a bit of a handicap and at the same time hugely valuable in a job search. It promises a depth of analytic skill that a hirer can't be sure of in other candidates.
 
@JohnRennie The thing I keep hearing about that is, after spending years and attaining my PhD, I would be less qualified for a lot of those fields than some engineer or computer scientist who got their MS
 
@EmilioPisanty Well this is an issue. It's a standard "fact" that a density matrix has an expansion $\rho =\sum_{i\ge 1}\lambda_i |\psi_i\rangle\langle \psi_i|$ with $\lambda_i\ge 0$ and $\sum_{i\ge 1}\lambda_i=1$. The reference seems to be Simon's book on traces, but there he talks about compact operators.
 
@SirCumference MY father's job title for most of his industry career was "[junior|senior|principle] research engineer".
 
@SirCumference so, are you interested in becoming an engineer or computer scientist and getting an MS?
 
@SirCumference PhDs are valued because they are clever people. The PhD is taken as evidence that they're clever people (though many here will feel that's not necessarily the case :-)
 
2:05 PM
if that is not an alternative you're seriously considering, the comparison is entirely moot.
 
@EmilioPisanty Nope. But because of that, I'm afraid I'll be at a disadvantage, despite working much harder and longer
 
I'm actually applying to the same outfit where he worked almost thirty year because as far as I could see it was a good working environment.
 
whatever choices you make, other people will be more employable than you, and other people will be less employable than you
regardless of the choices you make
that's a fact you just need to live with
 
@JohnRennie I think the problem with industry is that there are really no places with a theory-lover like myself
 
@SirCumference that's not particularly true
 
2:06 PM
Focusing on cosmology, as I always have wanted to, will be significantly worse
 
Financial services is full of theory loving people - very rich ones :-)
 
@SirCumference Big data is hiring theory people. So is quantitative finance (and they've been at it for decades).
 
I don't know. I feel that if these jobs were more beneficial than academia, most physicists wouldn't be professors
Yet most are
 
If you do computational theory there are a host of software modeling outfits that will want you.
And so on.
 
2:08 PM
Wrong
 
Transferable skills.
 
@SirCumference what? that's entirely wrong
 
The vast majority of physics PhDs aren't professors.
 
@EmilioPisanty Really?
Huh.
 
Really!
 
2:08 PM
really!
 
@dmckee told you there are like 17 PhDs for every faculty position
 
Well, that does make me feel better...
 
Are you even listening?
 
Well, yeah.
 
@SirCumference I'm reasonably sure that "most physicists" aren't professors.
 
2:09 PM
We train a dozen PhD for every professors slot. Most PhDs don't end up at university.
 
I mean, there's just waaaaay too many phd's out there for most of them to be profs.
 
Wow. I always heard that the most research is done from profs at a university
 
@ACuriousMind Can you please answer my question...
 
Well, there's the thing. Just because you have a phd doesn't mean you have to be doing research. (Industrial or academic or otherwise)
 
@SirCumference see, you're just comparing incompatible numbers
 
2:09 PM
Or at least, you always hear about "research by x-university" more than "research by x-person"
 
Most industrial research is commercially sensitive and kept secret.
 
@0celoñe7 Which one?
 
Almost none of the stuff I did at Unilever has been published.
 
@SirCumference That's a completely different statement than "most physicists are professors".
 
most research at universities is not done by professors. More importantly, the set of people with PhDs is much smaller than the set of people working in research.
 
2:10 PM
^
 
@JohnRennie Tell us the secrets of toothpaste
 
I'm also reasonably sure that a large proportion of physicists doesn't do research.
 
@ACuriousMind Maybe I've been misusing "physicist" to mean "researcher"
 
What's the secret ingredient
 
@SirCumference no more than half of the PhDs get into a PostDoc, never mind a lectureship!
 
2:10 PM
46 mins ago, by 0celoñe7
@ACuriousMind Is there a simple proof for why a density matrix can be written as a convex combination of pure state density matrices?
 
@SirCumference Yes, yes you have.
@Slereah Love
 
@SirCumference physicist $\neq$ researcher $\neq$ professor $\neq$ PhD
 
38 mins ago, by 0celoñe7
@ACuriousMind Ah, it's clear.
 
@ACuriousMind I said nevermind after that.
The reference is Simon's book on traces, but the theorem does not apply.
 
Ahh, I didn't read that.
 
2:11 PM
I don't believe density matrices are compact operators.
There is a possible counterexample above.
 
@EmilioPisanty Wait, it's not?
I am clearly misunderstanding things...
I guess I just need to chill out
 
Depends on how you define terms, of course. I'm not planning on staying in academia, and after that I probably won't consider myself as a physicist.
 
@SirCumference research is done by undergrads and grad students
 
@DawoodibnKareem And few people have cause to be deeply familiar with varidac functions. I know about the c behaviro because when I was done with Crenshaw's compiler tutorial I wondered about extending my little language to handle varidacs and started trying to understand how it would be done.
 
@0celoñe7 I mean, undergrad research usually doesn't impact the field very much
 
2:13 PM
@SirCumference Most of the research at a university is done by the people working for the professors, not by the professors themselves...
 
@SirCumference as of the past decade or so, most people with PhDs do not move on to a research-in-academia career
 
@SirCumference undergrads often help grad students
 
@ACuriousMind Really? I thought there was a major pressure to constantly publish, as an assistant professor
 
@SirCumference a huge fraction of research is done by grad students
@SirCumference that's orthogonal to what ACM said.
 
@SirCumference Publish != doing research
 
2:14 PM
@SirCumference Honestly, none of your statements seems to have anything to do with the one before that. What has the pressure to publish to do with the fact that there are many more people at a university doing research than professors?
 
@0celoñe7 Thanks. Will do (soon). :)
 
@ACuriousMind That is, somewhat, a feature of the late 20th and 21st century. It was very different in the 19th century and morphed during the 20th and the scale of things ramped up.
 
grad students do the bulk of the work, but that doesn't mean PIs don't do meaningful parts, and their name is almost always on the paper
 
There are profs at my school with 30 man groups. They publish hundreds of papers, don't write a single word.
 
@ACuriousMind Well, what could unpublished research do?
 
2:15 PM
No matter what sort of genius you are, a single professor can't outcompete a 15 people research group
 
> Honestly, none of your statements seems to have anything to do with the one before that.
^ that
 
And, of course, professors are still instrumental in selecting the direction of research even if they do little of the hands-on stuff.
 
@SirCumference It's not unpublished! But it's done by students and research associates, not the professors (alone)!
 
^ not fully accurate
 
@SirCumference In industry it generates patents. And if all goes well, piles of money.
 
2:16 PM
90% will be done by students and associates, 10% done by the professors
 
Anonymous
Does "grad students" include PhD students also ? Or does it only refer to MS students ?
 
Of course, that 10% tends to be the part that obtains the funding :)
 
My dad is down as inventor on a couple of petants that made his company considerable cash and that makes him a hot consulting property now that he has gone solo.
 
@EmilioPisanty Yeah, I didn't meant that the profs do nothing, I meant that the research not done by professors is not "unpublished", but just done by other people. At this point I'm entirely uncertain what the actual issue here is, though
 
@dmckee Well, yes, practical physics. But I don't know what good knowing in-depth GR (which I have always wanted to do) would do for me in industry
 
2:17 PM
@ACuriousMind So, first, are density matrices compact?
 
I'm also a bit confused as to what's going on.
 
@SirCumference Why are you obsessing over GR so much?
 
@0celoñe7 No idea, I don't know functional analysis for density matrices, my understanding of them is entirely algebraic
 
@0celoñe7 It's so interesting to understand the universe's evolution ;-;
 
To be fair, I think that most of the specific topics in a grad physics education won't be relevant to your job.
But then that's true with a lot of education.
 
2:18 PM
GR is lame
Don't study it
 
GR is lame and QFT is insane. /s
 
@Semiclassical So what is quantum gravity?
 
@SirCumference Again, after a move to industry or will be using the same skills on different problems.
 
inlame.
 
2:19 PM
@Semiclassical ...wow.
 
@ACuriousMind Hmm. According to Wiki, they are compact! What is this madness...
 
(lol, 'the inlamity of quantum gravity')
 
Do you trust the wikipedia
 
@SirCumference This is your second year of four, right?
 
OK, let me get this straight. I still wouldn't have much of a chance to, say, research the beginnings of the Universe if I were to go into industry
@EmilioPisanty Yeah
 
2:20 PM
not a lot of money in the universe
 
@Semiclassical Indistinguishable from an actual title of a research paper :P
 
Can't sell the universe
 
@Slereah But it's so endearing...
 
Literally retarded
 
Correct. But then only a tiny fraction of physics majors go on to do cosmology research
 
2:21 PM
@SirCumference for cosmologists GR is a tool these days. There's not much research in GR itself. For an employer the fact you know GR is just evidence you're a clever chap.
 
@EmilioPisanty ;_;
 
@JohnRennie Particularly numerical GR, I imagine.
 
@SirCumference But grad school is almost the only way to really work on those cosmology problems. You might not get to keep doing it after, but you will get to do it for a while
 
@JohnRennie I don't know if they care about "cleverness", so much as "prepared for this area of work"
 
@SirCumference the employer will assume you'll be just as quick to learn their business.
 
2:21 PM
I thought @SirCumference wanted to do astrophysics not cosmology
 
So grad school isn"t all win, but ut also isn't all lose.
If you go, go with you eyes open and a purpose.
 
If you want to get a job study economics instead
 
"beginnings of the universe" = cosmology in my book
 
@0celoñe7 They're very similar, in my eyes. Most cosmologists end up learning a lot of astrophysics
 
Cosmology and astrophysics are different scales
 
2:22 PM
It's easier to retrain an applied mathematician to know econ than to retrain an economist to know applied mathematics.
 
@SirCumference why are you worrying so much about specific areas of research
 
@JohnRennie There is a lot of GR research on the mathematics side.
 
@Slereah "if you want to get a job" ;-;
 
At this stage you should be approaching e.g. a GR research group to take up some UG research to see if you like it
 
@EmilioPisanty Do such things exist in America?
 
2:23 PM
I will say that the underlying attitude displayed is one which I think physics tends to inculcate.
 
you should not be committing to "GR is the only possible interesting field in physics"
 
Aren't we a GR research group
 
AFAIK there's the Chicago group that's dying, the rest are in Europe or South America.
 
@SirCumference So now I'm confused again - do you want to do research, or do you want to have the best possible resume to get employed in industry? You gotta decide what you want here - you constantly refute "you could do research" with "but then I'm not the perfect employee" but "you could go into industry" with "but I want to do cosmology".
 
@Slereah I know. But cosmologists learn a lot of astrophysics along the way
 
2:24 PM
@0celoñe7 what, examples?
 
Namely, that if you're not doing fundamental physics research then you're somehow doing something wrong.
 
@0celoñe7 REUs, of course. Don't know how many there are in GR, though.
 
@ACuriousMind I'm so split. It's insane that they have to be mutually exclusive
 
Which is dumb.
 
@SirCumference they're not
 
2:24 PM
@dmckee @EmilioPisanty I don't think there are any physics groups in America doing pure GR anymore. I might be wrong.
 
Ack! Typing one handed while feeding the baby is slow and error prone,
 
@Slereah Actually, if you manage to simulate it.... you could sell that
 
@EmilioPisanty To be fair, there is a level of exclusivity if you want to do academic research for the rest of your life.
 
Give money
 
2:25 PM
@dmckee The "error" can lead to a dysfunctional computer :P
 
@EmilioPisanty Just to please you, I mean the U.S.A.
 
@Semiclassical Unless you are a wunderkind you had better have a Plan B.
 
But the point is that the notion that every physics grad student should expect to be on that track is entirely unrealistic.
 
@EmilioPisanty The way I read it, it seems @ACuriousMind was saying "do you want to do research, xor do you want to have the best possible resume to get employed in industry?"
 
@dmckee Yep.
 
2:26 PM
@Slereah Needs to be more like our present universe
and then you can simulate and teach AI in it
 
what is our present universe like
 
and then release AI in too real world, watch as it fails as it's simulation universe didn't contain stairs...
wait.... this is a doctor who episode :/
 
@SirCumference There are tradeoffs in every choice you make in life. You are acting like those tradeoffs are a hard fork, but they are definitely not.
 
@Slereah complicated beyond simulation.
 
@EmilioPisanty Hmm...that's true
 
2:27 PM
Do what makes you happy
not what makes you money.
 
@EmilioPisanty I'll tell 'ya, though, jumping back across the tines is stressful.
 
Yeah, I was about to say.
 
@djsmiley2k You're not gonna be very happy without money either
 
@SirCumference Well, it's not a hard "xor". It's more like a sliding scale, but in the end you can't both get the best possible resume for employment and the best possible chance to do research.
 
@djsmiley2k I can't be happy if I can't find work
 
2:27 PM
man that was deep.
@Slereah depends on amount.
 
@SirCumference Maybe you should calm down and read some Carroll
 
@djsmiley2k Three money
 
@Slereah woo riches!
I have 3 minutes, til home time.
\o/
 
Trying to get employers to spend enough time on me to convince them I'm a good match has been very hard.
 
@dmckee I wonder a bit how much the direction of the jump matters in taht.
 
2:28 PM
@dmckee to be fair it is easy when you're a newly graduated PhD, but it does get harder with time.
 
@dmckee life is stressful
 
every career path is littered with potential sources of stress
 
Time rich, money poor :(
 
i.e. industry-to-academia versus academia-to-industry.
 
2:28 PM
Life is stress.
Life without stress, is like a tacyon without momentum
pointless.
 
@dmckee also, what is tines?
 
tines of a fork.
 
Also I can't spell, but you're clever people, I'm sure you'll get it.
 
@djsmiley2k industry-to-academia is reputed to be brutal in physics.
 
@djsmiley2k If I can't support a family because I'm constantly looking for work, then even though I find happiness, I'd be denying others happiness
 
2:29 PM
@Semiclassical ah, fork as in fork. gotcha
 
@dmckee as in hard to do?
 
@EmilioPisanty Tines of a fork.
 
@dmckee Yeah, that's what I figured.
 
@djsmiley2k Hard to suceed at.
 
@Semiclassical Industry to academia is really hard unless the uni believe there's something in it for them e.g. you can bring industry funding with you.
 
2:29 PM
Which isn't surprising given the differences in supply vs. demand.
 
@SirCumference depends, if your cost of living is that of working in a supermarket... only you'd be unhappy
 
@JohnRennie Right.
 
tho my time workin in a supermarket was kind of enjoyable for being allowed time to think.
anyway -- hometime
 
@dmckee I guess I do know someone who's done both directions
 
In academia, being a physics PhD means you're in high supply but low demand
 
2:30 PM
@EmilioPisanty Neat trick.
 
In industry, it's more the reverse. (though I don't know to what extent)
 
@Semiclassical the problem is you lose your place in the network when you move to industry and if you want to go back you're competing with people still embedded in the network.
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@dmckee yeah, and changing fields on both jumps, too
 
@JohnRennie Yeah, that's a good point
 
GR to polymer physics to quantum optics
 
2:31 PM
@JohnRennie And in the meantime your old contacts probably have new grad students to worry about
 
Though the thing with industry is, there's no tenure. It's not necessarily more stable than academia
 
@EmilioPisanty Wow. Significant changes.
 
@Semiclassical But companies often end up with bright people who just don't fit any more (maybe the company strategy changed) and they quite often get eased into academic jobs with a bit of financial lubrication from the company.
 
Should've linked the actual page, so that we could see the alt-button part (reference: smbc-comics.com/?id=2495)
 
2:33 PM
@EmilioPisanty Strongly disagree !!
 
Reminds me of a recent PHD Comics bit:
 
@JohnRennie @ACuriousMind @EmilioPisanty @dmckee Thanks so far for the advice, though.
 
@SirCumference so... maybe this is where you conclude that both academia and industry have significant hazards on your financial security, and that while there is a slight imbalance with more security on the industry side, the imbalance isn't that pronounced when you consider the uncertainty involved on the career path at the level of choice you're at, so that therefore it shouldn't matter as much at your current juncture?
 
that's what you get for not being born rich
 
@TheDarkSide cool. that's your prerogative.
 
2:36 PM
@EmilioPisanty Exactly. I have no idea what I'm getting myself into and that's worrying
 
For myself what I'd ideally like to get away from after grad school is this mindset of "your job is your life."
@SirCumference Who does?
 
@SirCumference there is no wrong decision. The different choices all have the plus sides and down sides. My advice (worth what you pay for it!) is to do what you enjoy doing i.e. enjoy doing now.
 
@dmckee yeah. But as JR said, networking was absolutely essential, and when he went back to academia he still had his network mostly intact.
 
@EmilioPisanty I mean, the significant difference is, if the quality of work is compromised because of "publish or perish", in academia versus routine jobs. :)
 
@Semiclassical I think pursuing a career without knowing what you're doing is extremely risky
 
2:37 PM
I'd much rather have a job that gives me the space to define my life, than to have a job that itself defines my life :/
 
@JohnRennie I feel like, simply pursuing what I enjoy doing would make me blissfully ignorant of the struggles I will eventually face
 
@Semiclassical Try experimental cosmology if you want space :P
 
@SirCumference that's precisely what I was not saying. Life is hard and full of financial hazards and deep uncertainties no matter where you go. So maybe chill out somewhat.
 
@SirCumference That's fair. I think physics is rather different than most, though, in that PhDs do tend to be employable.
 
@TheDarkSide Eh? Spent much time watching industry R&D types at work?
 
2:38 PM
^
 
@dmckee Perhaps.
 
My point was more that if you're expecting to have a precise roadmap for your career while you're still in undergrad...well, no. That's not going to happen.
 
@TheDarkSide I think that's a deep misreading of both aspects of the comic but again, that's your prerogative.
 
@Semiclassical Well, there really isn't a better time than now to figure out what I'm going to do. I have three more years to pursue anything.
 
@SirCumference I don't want to seem trite, but you'll face struggles anyway. It's extraordinarily hard to predict what's going to happen. My life has been completely different to anything I expected as a fresh young undergrad. If you allow your vague attempts to predict the future to run your life I suspect you'll regret it.
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2:41 PM
"There is no path."
 
You can always do what I did and start learning GR when you're 50 :-)
 
@JohnRennie You have a point. But right now, I feel the need to decide where to put my time and energy and how that will affect my future
 
"In engineering you learn all this crazy theory only to get a job using excel."
 
Even if it's not a concrete plan, knowing what to pursue seems important.
 
@SirCumference At your age (doing my wise old man impression now) allowing yourself to be utterly obsessed by your academic interests seems an entirely healthy option.
That's what I did.
 
2:44 PM
@SirCumference Seriously, you're torturing yourself for no good reason.
 
It's sorta like having a first draft of a paper
 
@JohnRennie Not many chances in life to simply throw yourself into an idea for five years.
 
If cosmology interests you, then go for it.
 
The point of having the draft is not to finish it in one go.
 
@dmckee damn right!
 
2:44 PM
For most people the next one is the one John is taking advantage of now.
 
work towards a PhD in the subject, and if you graduate and you're still interested, then start that PhD
 
The point is to get a general framework there that you can then tear to pieces and rebuild as necessary.
 
And if, like me, you don't have kinds until your forties that one's not coming until youare near 70.
 
@SirCumference Yeah, but you are trying to decide this based on the strange idea that what you decide now somehow uniquely and irreversibly determines your entire future life. It won't.
 
... while, at the same time, making sure that you fill out your background with the kinds of soft skills that are useful in industry
learn programming languages
several of them
use them in your cosmology work
learn how to handle large datasets
 
2:45 PM
Numerical analysis is a good thing.
 
as part of your cosmology research
 
^ These things. Transferable skills.
 
Right...
 
@EmilioPisanty My point is, if let's say e.g. G. 't Hooft decides to investigate something fundamental in Physics, he can do it because aside from being ready for it, he can also afford to do that at whatever time cost. He doesn't have to compete with plenty of other ordinary mortals who can "outperform" him simply by publishing a larger number of less important papers in the same time.
 
choose problems that will make you good at writing fast code
 
2:46 PM
Thanks a lot, all of ya
 
that's interoperable
 
Why does armpit hair exist?
 
work in teams
lead teams
 
@SirCumference You'll do all that anyway. You can't work in any form of observational physics without those skills.
 
code in teams
learn to network
 
2:47 PM
@TheDarkSide This is an argument in favor of tenure. It's not an argument that 'publish or perish' is somehow a special condition for academics.
The thing that sets the academic workplace apart from industry isn't the uncertainty and competition, it's that the uncertainty and competition ends eventually.
 
it's not about doing a PhD versus not doing a PhD, it's about how you manage your own learning doing undergrad and grad school
 
@dmckee ...right up until uni's start getting rid of tenure. (which does seem to be happening in drips and drabs)
 
@0celoñe7 divine punishment
 
@TheDarkSide how is that at all related to publish-or-perish?
(hint: not particularly)
 
Even with tenure, if you are in a heavily grant dependent field (like, say, experimental particle physics) there continues to be uncertainty and competition on that front.
But you can leverage that all important network to mitigate the costs.
 
2:50 PM
@EmilioPisanty not particularly :P
 
@ACuriousMind Although the one thing I'm curious about is, how could undergrads and grad students do more research when assistant professors are seemingly under much more pressure to research?
 
@ACuriousMind That explains it for women, but what about us?
 
@SirCumference numerical imbalance
there's more students than assistant professors
 
Well, yes...that would make sense...
 
which again ties into the fact that a huge fraction of people who graduate with PhDs leave academia
 
2:52 PM
All right, I'll try to chill out. Think things out a bit slower
 
either straight away or after one or two years as postdocs
 
@0celoñe7 it is genuinely a mystery. It has no function that anyone can find, and it doesn't seem to be a sexual stimulus. So why it persists is unknown. It could just be an accidental side effect of having beard and head hair.
 
@SirCumference In addition to the number the thing to understand is that the faculty are fining the starting places, securing the funds and steering the research done by their juniors in the directions likely to pay off.
 
@JohnRennie What I'm wondering is why men grow beards, but women don't to the same degree
 
@SirCumference If your worry is about how employable you'll be if and when you decide to leave academia, then just worry about that, i.e. think about what transferrable skills you should be learning that are good for both academia and industry (examples above). And then start learning those.
 
2:53 PM
@EmilioPisanty but people capable of doing something meaningful be jobless if they were continuously "outperformed" in terms of progress metrics. Progress in more fundamental Physics would be slow.
 
A prof may spend little time in the lab, but they are a critical part of the whole business.
 
For one thing, it's their name on the grant proposal.
 
@SirCumference no-one knows for sure, but a plausible suggestion is that it's a marker of good health like the peacock's tail. If a man can grow a big impressive beard that shows he's in good health and a potentially good father.
 
@TheDarkSide The point is that when you opt for a career in academia you are essentially saying "I would like my research output, i.e. my publication record, to be the metric by which my job performance is gauged"
 
@0celoñe7 Don't worry. Buy a deodorant. :P
 
2:55 PM
"Good father" in the sense of siring healthy children.
 
@JohnRennie Well, it seems women would be a lot less equipped for winter
 
as opposed to, say, how many teaching hours you do, or how many buttons you push
 
@TheDarkSide Deodorant is like fluoride
 
@JohnRennie Also considering less body hair
 
@JohnRennie And what does it show if the only decent beard he can grow is a truly evil goatee or van Dyke?
 
2:55 PM
"publish-or-perish" is fancy language for "do your job or get fired"
 
@SirCumference We didn't evolve ina cold climate.
 
@JohnRennie Well, we still managed to survive in one, somehow
 
Mine comes in patchy on the cheeks, but damn my chin hair is good.
 
@SirCumference fur
 
@dmckee Historically aristocrats grew intricate beards to show they had the free time to groom them, or could afford to pay someone to groom them. It was a mark of status.
 
2:57 PM
@JohnRennie Nowadays when I try to grow a goatee people tell me "this is why you don't have a girlfriend"...
 
Pehaps I am evolutionarily adapted to be a Grand Vissier or other eminence gris.
 
people actually say that?
 
I actually do wonder how long academic tenure is going to last.
 
Take me back to ancient days
 
@dmckee sadly my beard hair looks uncannily like pubic hair
 
2:57 PM
It seems like the trends are away from it.
TMI
 
@JohnRennie As a matter of rule, John will always go there :P
 
He really does have an obsession.
 
@TheDarkSide it's a simple statement of truth.
 
can go there doesn't imply should go there
 
2:59 PM
I spent a happy few months at Unilever studying the structure of hair and what makes it curly or straight. Absolutely fascinating though ultimately useless.
 

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