Well, let's try this:
A town in Mississippi was having a terrible time with their cotton crop. The boll weevils were devouring their crop, and nothing seemed to be able to kill them off.
A fellow named Joe Gordon promised that he could fix them problem, for $16000 dollars - $1000 of which had to be in $1 bills.
He was hired. He flew into town in a plane that looked like a crop duster. The townsfolk noted, "We've already tried all sorts of pesticide!" Joe responded, "Don't worry, this is something altogether different."