Can't we just say we pronounce it differently? Something like:
- Dr. Frankenstein...
- "Fronkensteen."
- You're putting me on.
- No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen."
- Do you also say "Froaderick"?
- No... "Frederick."
- Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"?
- It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronkensteen."
- You must be Igor.
- No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
- But they told me it was "ee-gor."
- Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?