The Bridge

badp

12:00

He hasn't lost as much reputation as I expected

kalina

my second favourite one is "Used to be obsessed with rep; now not so much."

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Rarity and her stupid false eyelashes

kalina

there is nothing wrong with false eyelashes, they have an important purpose

badp

Do I want to know?

kalina

probably not

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

12:06

I'm going to assume you're talking about makeup

kalina

yes

some people have naturally long and thick eyelashes

and some people don't

for those who don't you can use mascara or you can use fake lashes

would you like me to continue with a conversation about makeup in a room full of guys?

didn't think so...

djsmiley2k

Where is this thread? I'm so confused.

Makeup... sigh

/me wants to be a beautiful man

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Let's see... her tail need to be adjusted so that the white bits can actually be cut out easily.

kalina

12:28

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I like this

new EVE online patches

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

I think we're all overqualified for papalship here

djsmiley2k

hehe

/me thinks over his past lives. Yup, count me out

kalina

12:55

huh

I just got a private message from a GM in EVE

about whether I'm enjoying the game

that was a bit surreal

Mad Scientist

@kalina Did you AFK mine or something similar? Or at least something that could look for an observer as if you were a bot?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

How many GMs does EVE employ?

kalina

@MadScientist no, I had just logged in and was in the middle of the automated warp that happens when you log out in space

I don't AFK mine in the systems we're in

the CODE alliance suicide gank miners that don't pay their fees in these systems

Mad Scientist

Hmm, starting a conversation is one way to find out if a user is a bot, as they usually can't reply meaningfully

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Ha, a Turing test

kalina

12:59

and as such all of our mining ships are procurers and skiffs with lots of EHP

Lazers

0

Q: What are the space requirements for a tall Jungle Tree trunk?

Can I dig a deep 2x2 shaft in the ground, plant 4 saplings on the bottom, give them light and bonemeal and have the tree grow to the very surface? Or does the space requirement mean there must be free room around the trunk? I read there's no upper limit on the height of Jungle trees. Can I force...

minecraft

0

Q: Does Ruunans Hurricane and Twitch ultimate Synergize?

Does Ruunans Hurricane work with Twitch ultimate? Most of the time Ruunans isn't worth it, unless you're running a full on-hit build. I was pondering if it would be useful with Twitch ultimate.

league-of-legends

0

Q: What is the quickest way to get gold?

There are alot of ways to gain gold in World of Wacraft. However some items costs like 120,000 Gold to get. What is the quickest and legal way to gain Gold and reach the 120,000 target in World of Warcraft : Mist of Pandaria?

world-of-warcraft

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@Lazers I'm actually disappointed this isn't spam.

12

Q: How can I earn lots of gold?

What are your most effective way of earning lots of gold in World of Warcraft? Should I be farming materials for my trades or to sell on the Auction House? Or should I be doing speed runs on the daily heroics? Any suggestions?

world-of-warcraft

Ladineko

@YiJiang'sEvilClone How so?

Thats an old expansion and does not apply to MoP

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Does this site have a mist-of-pandaria tag?

Ladineko

Nope

just World-of-wacraft

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

13:11

Well, what do you think that tells you?

Ladineko

That you only look at tags instead of questions.

badp

3k lost out of nowhere :(

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

13:27

theverge.com/2013/2/25/4023830/google-chromebook-pixel-review

> Everyone should want a Chromebook Pixel — I certainly do. But almost no one should buy one.

Ronan Forman

@Ladineko Edit the old question to make it up to date, and/or put a bounty on it for attention.

badp

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Can't you just wipe Chrome OS and put in whatever?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@badp I think you can, but the hardware limitations still stands

64GB hard disk isn't going to get you very far

kalina

uk.news.yahoo.com/…

not everybody in the world is a bad person

what, the new chromebook is named after me?

awwww

Michel

Morning Folks =)

kalina

13:38

oh, it's expensive, looks pretty, functional, but ultimately broken

it even sounds like me

who would pay 1300$ for a PC that doesn't work unless its connected to the internet

Michel

@kalina Marry me <3

kalina

@Michel lol

badp

@kalina You can install any other OS. I dunno if it'd run anything useful, but...

kalina

@badp I wonder if you can replace the disk with something bigger than the storage in my mobile phone

badp

@YiJiang'sEvilClone yes, but DOES IT FIT IN AN ENVELOPE?

Tim Stone

13:41

@kalina Well, that's not entirely true. A lot of the intended apps work fine offline. But you have to have made the choice to use said apps in the first place, so it's certainly not right for everyone (and I'd have a terribly hard time justifying that price tag regardless. I do however own the first commercial Chromebook for whatever reason)

@badp WILL IT BLEND?

kalina

@TimStone if its price reflected how useful it was offline, I'd probably buy one just because it looks nice

badp

I think Presentations is the only Google Docs app that doesn't work offline

kalina

@badp let me rephrase that to "how useful its offline functionality is to me"

Tim Stone

@badp I think they added support for that recently

kalina

considering I don't write documents or use spreadsheets or make presentations

badp

13:45

Does Code9 work offline?

LessPop_MoreFizz

3

djsmiley2k

hmmmm

theres news that they have something to compile apps to run in a browser, at pretty much 99% speed...

badp

@LessPop_MoreFizz RIP

fbueckert

@LessPop_MoreFizz Moderation: for weaklings.

djsmiley2k

LOL

I'm worried about the 6 of 9 people found it useful.

LessPop_MoreFizz

13:48

@badp HE CAN READ MINDS.

@djsmiley2k Maybe 4 of them wanted to read minds, and another 2 found it helpful because now they know not to drink 22 of them out of a big gulp.

badp

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yes, I suppose it isn't too hard to read in the mind of people staring in horror at your face

kalina

haven't people recently died from drinking the 5 hour energy drink things?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina It's not common, but there have been cases

Then again, people have died from drinking cola

djsmiley2k

lol

kalina

PEOPLE HAVE DIED FROM DRINKING COKE?!

djsmiley2k

13:53

that cola woman in NZ.... sigh.

She died from being an idiot.

Tim Stone

@kalina Some woman drank something like 10 litres a day.

badp

People have died from drinking water too

djsmiley2k

@kalina not exactly

kalina

oh right

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@djsmiley2k Yeah, that one

badp

13:53

Water poisoning is a thing that exists

kalina

so she died from over indulgence

djsmiley2k

it's like how you can die from eating chocolate

like 250kg in one go or something stupid

or coffee

kalina

@badp yeah you can drown yourself by drinking too much water

djsmiley2k

or beer....

Hahahah I broke the spam limiter

kalina

@djsmiley2k careful, in about 8 hours you might get banned without warning

badp

13:54

@kalina That's not water poisoning but oh well

djsmiley2k

too much oxygen? Death!

@kalina huh?!

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@djsmiley2k That's actually not too surprising

Ronan Forman

@kalina You can burst all your cells from drinking too much water.

kalina

@badp no I was referring to another water related stupidity

djsmiley2k

Too much rat poison? Death!

kalina

13:54

@RonanForman yeah it causes the process of osmosis to fail

djsmiley2k

@badp @kalina the lack of salt thing?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@djsmiley2k Too much death? Death!

Ronan Forman

@kalina Fail outwards

djsmiley2k

@YiJiang'sEvilClone citation needed.

kalina

@YiJiang'sEvilClone TOO MUCH LIFE? Death

LessPop_MoreFizz

13:55

GOATS. SO MANY GOATS

I can't stop laughing.

djsmiley2k

Hmmm, you can only die once, right?

LessPop_MoreFizz

I just can't.

kalina

Too many goats? Death

LessPop_MoreFizz

It's almost 9.

I need to leave for work.

Ronan Forman

@kalina I was just typing that.

djsmiley2k

13:55

9 goats?

LessPop_MoreFizz

And all I'm doing is sitting here laughing at goats.

2

kalina

@RonanForman sorry

LessPop_MoreFizz

@djsmiley2k 9:00 AM.

djsmiley2k

Too much laughing! Death!.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Dear Pirate Bay, what should I watch today?

djsmiley2k

13:56

@YiJiang'sEvilClone death becomes her?

badp

best twenty-three?

why the best twenty-three?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@badp I'm surprised there are 23 at all

djsmiley2k

@YiJiang'sEvilClone actually if you've not seen it, black sheep.

kalina

@badp I know, this is worrying for two reasons

First of all, there are twenty three they can call the best

Ronan Forman

@badp Because there are only 23 good ones.

kalina

13:57

Second of all, there are more than 23, for there to be 23 they can classify as best

LessPop_MoreFizz

I had no idea that this was A Thing. But now that I'm watching these, I can't imagine a world in which this would not be A Thing.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Dear Pirate Bay, your taste in movies is... surprisingly good, actually

djsmiley2k

@YiJiang'sEvilClone first watch teh goat link, then watch black sheep.... the world becomes a wonderful place anytime you then see a sheep or goat.

Michel

@LessPop_MoreFizz LOL

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Zero Dark Thirty, Argo, Skyfall, mmhmmm. Although I do have to knock a few points off for Twilight

djsmiley2k

14:01

Twilight is good if you just remember it's all a trick to trap bella.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Generally, within a month on either side of the major awards, you'll see a lot of nominated films because academy screeners are very frequently ripped/pirated.

StrixVaria

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Doesn't Pirate Bay generally have...all the movies?

badp

@LessPop_MoreFizz wait what

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@StrixVaria I'm looking at the "Top 100" list

It's a pretty good indicator of what's popular

Ladineko

@kalina Do you have the mount i mensioned in the question? is it worth it to buy that one instead of thundra mount?

djsmiley2k

14:03

@badp .... whats wrong?

badp

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

kalina

@Ladineko its just an updated person of the tundra mount

and I don't play WoW anymore

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

I'd say it's a far more interesting list than the box office numbers for evaluating the popularity of movies

LessPop_MoreFizz

@badp waxy.org/2012/01/…

kalina

I haven't for four months

I'm still in my withdrawal phase

Ladineko

14:05

@kalina Ah i see.

kalina

still desperately resisting signing back up

djsmiley2k

eve has you now young one.

Ladineko

@kalina I had that too, untill my GF just said.. Just do it... and if your tired of it you cancel it again.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Here's Waxy's up to date spreadsheet for Oscar piracy in the past decade

djsmiley2k

o_O

Ladineko

14:07

@badp What game is that badp?

badp

Runner2

kalina

@Ladineko RESISTING

Ladineko

@badp Looks...........interresting... in a weird way.

kalina

If I sign back up to WoW, my life is over for at least the next year

Ladineko

@kalina Keep resisting! :)

kalina

14:08

@LessPop_MoreFizz didn't you say something about going to work?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@kalina Too busy laughing at goats.

badp

►

kalina

heh

Ladineko

@badp Looks like a remake of... whats that game called.........Happy wheels?

badp

@Ladineko ಠ_ಠ

Ladineko

14:11

@badp just a bit...

SaintWacko

Morning, Bridge

@kalina Wait, do you mean alongside EVE?

kalina

@SaintWacko I don't know, I don't think there are enough hours in the day

SaintWacko

@kalina Yeah, that's why I'm surprised

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@Ladineko Ahahahahaha

kalina

Taking over askubuntu, one edit at a time

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

14:13

The Pirate Bay's top 100 music list is filled mostly with chart toppers, but if you scroll down a bit you'll find a torrent for The Beatle's Greatest Hits

SaintWacko

@kalina I'll probably create an account there once I start using Touch Ubuntu on my N7

Which will be once they have one stable enough to be a daily driver

kalina

touch humanity to others does not make sense

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Okay, this is weird. I'm getting the "Suspicious Request" error on my desktop too

fbueckert

Good morning, Bridge

kalina

@YiJiang'sEvilClone your request is suspicious

@fbueckert good afternoon

badp

14:15

FOURTH BULLSEYE MISS IN A ROW

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina Good evening

kalina

@YiJiang'sEvilClone good night

"and in case I don't see you..."

SaintWacko

@kalina What?

Oh, is that what Ubuntu means?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@SaintWacko Yup

kalina

@SaintWacko ubuntu = "humanity to others"

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

14:16

There's also Ubuntu Cola, entirely unaffiliated to Canonical

SaintWacko

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Huh, didn't know that

Ladineko

@badp Keep practicing.

kalina

I need coffee, my hand-eye coordination is failing

badp

no shit sherlock :P

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

So apparently "Popemobile" is a word

SaintWacko

14:17

What's so weird about touching your humanity to others?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

And one which BBC newsreaders are allowed to use

SaintWacko

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Yep

It's the actual name of the Pope's car

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Somehow that made the Batmobile sound a lot less sexy

kalina

I never found the batmobile sexy, in all honesty

LessPop_MoreFizz

Ladineko

14:19

@LessPop_MoreFizz Sign it up for Pimp my ride...

SaintWacko

@Ladineko Spinners, hydraulics, underlighting...

LessPop_MoreFizz

@kalina but but but but something something male power fantasy something something fast cars something something chicks dig sweet rides something something.

SaintWacko

Disco ball inside the Pope dome

kalina

@LessPop_MoreFizz yes but it looks ugly

Ladineko

@SaintWacko Your feeling me bro!

SaintWacko

14:20

@LessPop_MoreFizz And flamethrowers, don't forget the flamethrowers

kalina

@Ladineko what? @SaintWacko is touching you up?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina Oh the humanity

Ladineko

@kalina Haha!

SaintWacko

@kalina Not just that, I'm touching his humanity to others

2

Ladineko

Somehow i think he would lose hes hands.

SaintWacko

14:21

Er, is his right?

Ladineko

@SaintWacko Haha, starred.

kalina

oh god, this conversation is derailing, it's derailing so fast and it's going to a nasty place

Ladineko

@kalina That makes it sound even more nastyer

fbueckert

@LessPop_MoreFizz Am I the only one who thinks that looks more like an upright undertaker's car than anything else?

SaintWacko

@kalina Aww, do you want your humanity to others touched, too?

kalina

14:22

@fbueckert no you're not

badp

FIFTH

kalina

@SaintWacko no

I hope that is an innocent statement and isn't full of euphemisms

SaintWacko

@kalina I don't think it is, but since it's mostly nonsense, I really have no idea

Ladineko

@badp Six for the charm?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina I don't know about you but my brain's taking me places

2

badp

14:24

NO

kalina

@YiJiang'sEvilClone erm... "places" ?

SaintWacko

If it's not a euphemism, it should be

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina Yeah, places.

Ladineko

@kalina The gay bar.. :P

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Oh dear, look what I've started

Ladineko

14:25

Where Saint and i are spreading the humanity to others

Michel

OMG Hercules and Wolverine kissing? Really?

fbueckert

This is getting a little creepy, people.

Ladineko

Reminds me of the Song, "Let me take you to the gay bar" xD

kalina

LessPop_MoreFizz

@fbueckert Really? It seems pretty mild compared to the last few days as near as I can tell.

Ladineko

14:26

@kalina Humanity is LOST!!!

kalina

sorry I couldn't find one that said abandon chat

SaintWacko

Michel

@SaintWacko What's this anime?

kalina

badp

Basically, @Grace's The Bridge Dating Sim is writing itself

Tim Stone

14:28

@kalina I declare you the winner.

SaintWacko

@Michel I have no idea, but I ran into the image macro on 4chan and it greatly amuses me

fbueckert

@SaintWacko I think that's Angel Beat.

kalina

djsmiley2k

badp

@kalina Thread abandoning failed

kalina

14:29

yep, now my RDP session has slowed down to a single refresh per second

@badp indeed

Ladineko

Ben Brocka

@kalina ABANDON SESSION!

SaintWacko

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@BenBrocka CLEAR COOKIES

kalina

2

Michel

14:31

#FarmingGifs

badp

SIXTH

Grace Note

...why is this room filled with "ABANDON THREAD" animations?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@badp AVENUE

SaintWacko

badp

@GraceNote People are seamish about their humanity to others

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

14:32

Sorry, there's a street which I used to pass by every day on my way back from school called Sixth Avenue.

SaintWacko

@badp Yes, sew very seamish

kalina

@GraceNote we couldn't find any "abandon chat" animations

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

The association between the two words are permanently ingrained into my head

kalina

it all started when @YiJiang'sEvilClone said the current topic of conversation was taking his mind places

Ladineko

@kalina I like that one alot.

Best one so far.

badp

14:33

Good alot. pets alot

Ronan Forman

@Ladineko Which one alot? This one?

Michel

@kalina =(

SaintWacko

@Ladineko Yeah, that's a good one

kalina

DAMN YOU @RonanForman

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina If you give me some time I can make one

djsmiley2k

14:33

I think that alot needs a good brushing.

Ronan Forman

@kalina You did it earler to me.

SaintWacko

About right for here too. "I'm going to leave now." "Nope!"

kalina

@RonanForman I like you, alot

Ronan Forman

@djsmiley2k You mean it needs alot of brushing?

Grace Note

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Funny enough, your mention of avenue just made me think of a place off Ocean Avenue.

Ronan Forman

14:34

@kalina I'll pass on your regards.

kalina

@RonanForman Alot of attack speed!

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina Which really looks more like alot of chocolate milk

SaintWacko

Alot of alots

badp

That'd be King Alot.

kalina

@SaintWacko mind... blown

djsmiley2k

14:35

All these alots sound like weird idols.

Grace Note

@badp So, alots are like slimes in how when a lot gather, they join together to become royalty?

Michel

brb work T_T

kalina

@djsmiley2k hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.co.uk/2010/04/…

djsmiley2k

I know about the alots @kalina

badp

@GraceNote That's the surprising thing about them!

Ronan Forman

14:35

@SaintWacko Do they combine like power rangers?

djsmiley2k

I'm from the internet.

kalina

@djsmiley2k from the internet?

SaintWacko

@GraceNote Oh god. I was playing Crawl yesterday and ran into a group of slimes in a small corridor. They joined into a titanic slime and killed my orc warlord ally :(

badp

GOLD 25 IN 1-8 I HATE YOU SO MUCH

Ladineko

@djsmiley2k Me too.. :P

kalina

14:36

@djsmiley2k I come from cyberspace, the new home of the mind

Grace Note

@SaintWacko I actually didn't know Crawl slimes could do that.

SaintWacko

@badp I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

djsmiley2k

...

SaintWacko

@GraceNote Yeah, the little green ones

Thankfully the big acidic ones can't

Grace Note

@SaintWacko Runner2

SaintWacko

14:36

That would be a nightmare

@GraceNote Ah

djsmiley2k

I came just after it stopped being the world wide web.

Anyone freaked out by the dolphin yet?

badp

seventh attempt

yay, finally

Ladineko

Ronan Forman

@djsmiley2k You can't be from somewhere if you arrived there first.

Grace Note

@djsmiley2k Pretty sure we're all neteran enough to not be affected by that kind of thing.

djsmiley2k

14:38

@RonanForman after being there, I was here.

@GraceNote very well...

25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5y7j4RM jesus thats even doing my head in.

Grace Note

At this point the risk is approaching headache or worse, not freaking out.

Yeah, I recommend not doing things of that ken or beyond.

badp

yay 1024×768

Ladineko

@djsmiley2k try stare at it for an hour.

Dont forget asperines...

djsmiley2k

Ladineko

@djsmiley2k Hehehe

badp

14:41

hovers mouse over the flag icon

djsmiley2k

@badp o_O

kalina

@badp what have I done wrong now?

Michel

@kalina you work with what exactly?

kalina

@Michel say what?

I work with humans

a full office of them

pitiful humans

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina Are you sure

Michel

14:44

This is what you are doing wrong =)

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

They might be aliens.

kalina

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I am the most alien thing in this office

Michel

Go work with robots and Aliens. they are awesome =D

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Or zombies. Yes, definitely zombies.

kalina

some of them could be zombies

Michel

14:45

Nah, they eat a lot

Lazers

0

Q: What beats an ADC/Support combo?

I wanted to find out, if there was a counter to the current LoL Meta that consists of 1 Top player (often Bruiser) 1 Mid player (often AP Carry) 2 Bot players (often AD Carry and Support) 1 Jungler The part of the meta that I want to try and change, is the bottom lane. Playing AD Carry/Suppor...

league-of-legends

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

All four squashed pony bookmarks - Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie.

To be honest they aren't very good except for Fluttershy, because the trace isn't made from them actually being squashed

I think Applejack's need tweaking

kalina

@YiJiang'sEvilClone but what about twilight?

@YiJiang'sEvilClone pinkie pie is good

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina Someone else has already made one dm29.deviantart.com/art/Squashed-Twilight-Bookmark-348896588

It's what gave me the idea in the first place, actually

Ben Brocka

@kalina Who do you think smashed them in a book?!

kalina

14:53

@BenBrocka interesting

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

kalina

@YiJiang'sEvilClone where is rainbow dash?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina Oh, the same person also made a RD one, but he hasn't released the template yet

kalina

@YiJiang'sEvilClone mk

your pinkie pie one is really good

I am now going to go and get laughed at by the whole office while I print one out and laminate it

Grace Note

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Hah

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

14:56

@kalina Pinkie Pie's is made from mashing up a trace of her exploding at the ending in A Friend Indeed and this image

Ben Brocka

@kalina Just mumble "You're next" as you covet the squashed bookmark

kalina

IT IS NOW PRINTING

along with a nice "that doesn't look very work related" conversation

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

You have an office laminator?

kalina

yes, her name is Karen

that's basically all she does

oh and she fetches chips from the chip shop on Fridays

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Uh, I thought laminators are machines

kalina

14:59

yes, she uses a machine

she's even going to cut it out for me

Michel

Please don't downvote my answer for being incomplete. I need eat something

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