The Bridge

OrigamiRobot

03:01

@Ktash I don't know what you mean.

user15026

@Ktash You wanna get married? ;) We have cake.

spugsley

@AshleyNunn yay, this is happening again!

@Ktash ALSO I GOT THE JOB

user15026

@spugsley I seem to cause trouble here

MBraedley

@spugsley Nice! Wait, what job? I'm assuming you're excited, but thought I should check.

Grace Note

@AshleyNunn "Trouble"?

user15026

03:03

Delicious cake fueled trouble

spugsley

@MBraedley I am so so so excited. It's a photography job :)

Tim Stone

@spugsley :O

Retrosaur

@RavenDreamer SLIDE JUMPS ARE HORRIBLE

Ktash

@OrigamiRobot You wanted to do minecraft, right? Could you send an email to me so we can start organizing?

Retrosaur

WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT REACH LEVEL 2-2

Tim Stone

03:04

Even more cake for everyone!

Retrosaur

IT WILL BRING ABOUT YOUR MISERY

user15026

@TimStone YAY CAKE

Ktash

@spugsley Yahoo! I'm not sure I knew you were going for this one, but that's awesome! Yay!

spugsley

@TimStone I KNO RITE

Ktash

@AshleyNunn I'm in

spugsley

03:05

@Ktash oh lol. I knew there was a small group of people who did and I thought you were one of them :p

Tim Stone

Congratulations! :D

I mean, we knew you'd get it, but :P

user15026

@Ktash You just want cake don't you ;)

Ktash

@spugsley You were doing an interview a while ago I think I recall, but I don't think I'd heard about this one

Congrats none-the-less :D

spugsley

@Ktash yeah, I got that job :) the one I interviewed for woooooot

@TimStone bawww thanks :3

@AshleyNunn who doesn't?

Ktash

@spugsley Ah, it's the same one? Nice!

user15026

03:06

@spugsley This is true. Cake is a wonderful thing.

user15026

Marriage to me is just a nice side benefit

Ktash

@AshleyNunn Selling me short here... I'm offended

Fluttershy

Free offensive flags.

Ktash

to think that I could be bribed into such a thing with cake

please. It would take at least 2 cakes

RedRiderX

sigh The WarZ is back on steam, and so returns the cloud of controversy.

spugsley

03:07

@Ktash wow, you sure have high standards

user15026

@Ktash You are so hard to please

Retrosaur

@Fluttershy Wait what where

Fluttershy

@Retrosaur Already gone.

Ktash

@spugsley That's my starting price when negotiating a wife... That or 12 cows... made of chocolate

spugsley

@Ktash mmm chocolate cows. Yes please

user15026

03:09

@Ktash I have 3 boxes of truffles in my freezer?

Ktash

@AshleyNunn I'm high maintenance

Grace Note

12 chocolate cows, I imagine, is a lot more worth than 2 cakes.

Ktash

@GraceNote But less tasty after the 2nd cow

@AshleyNunn and Cake?

user15026

Are we talking actual size?

Grace Note

You could feed yourself for, like, a year on 12 chocolate cows.

OrigamiRobot

03:10

@Ktash It was Borderlands 2

Ktash

@OrigamiRobot Ah, right, sorry. Yeah, that. Mind sending me an email so that I can keep track of stuff?

user15026

@Ktash Red Velvet Cake ice cream or pecan tart ice cream?

user15026

They are kinda like cake

MBraedley

teamcoco.com/video/…

Ktash

Nope, you've lost me

MBraedley

03:11

Conan says what we're all (or at least most of us) are thinking

user15026

@Ktash nooooooooooooooooooooo

OrigamiRobot

@Ktash In progress.

Ktash

@OrigamiRobot Thanks :)

@AshleyNunn Gotta offer more than not quite as tasty ice cream

user15026

@Ktash .....

user15026

THERE WAS ME AND CHOCOLATE AND ICE CREAM WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED

Ktash

03:13

@AshleyNunn Now we're yelling... Negotiations are not going as well as I hoped

@OrigamiRobot Got it, Thanks :)

user15026

@Ktash I guess I am just not enough for you. sniffles

Ktash

@AshleyNunn Crying? Negotiations are going very poorly now

user15026

@Ktash sigh

user15026

sad forever

Ktash

We all know that is just not true, but with so many other offers on the table, we've got to really break it down into value propositions

Lazers

03:16

0

Q: How do I "spray" an image properly?

In Team Fortress 2 how do I "spray an image"? I thought that I had to download (or make) the spray, then within the game bind a key, or something like that. I also wanted to know if I can use sprays on all servers or not. Is it only one spray per round or something?

team-fortress-2

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Q: Making mobs ride other mobs in Minecraft

Yes, the title sounds like a joke, but it actually isn't. As of the latest Minecraft snapshot (13W09A), it is now possible to make mobs ride other mobs. Is there any way to make mobs ride each other in Minecraft now (i. e. placing a pig on top of a spider, and then placing a skeleton on top of th...

minecraft

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Q: How do i get the golden treasure for yoshi spinx in sticker star?

I give up. I need to know how. Would someone be able to provide a sound strategy to achieve this?

paper-mario-sticker-star

Ktash

I mean, I'm a desirable piece of meat. You've got to be willing to go that extra bit

FAE

@Ktash ...Interesting comment to tab back into.

user15026

@Ktash bakes a cake

OrigamiRobot

@StrixVaria If you get @spugsley to take your wedding pictures, I am invited by default.

Raven Dreamer

@FAE @Ktash's comment in no way made me rejoin bridgechat...

>.>

<.<

spugsley

03:17

@RavenDreamer :3

Raven Dreamer

@badp triple perfect+ on 1-1! Woo!

Ktash

@FAE Welcome back. Would you like to join in on bidding?

FAE

@Ktash And what are we bidding for?

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy You have competition

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot Old news, yo.

Grace Note

03:19

@OrigamiRobot Tristan has a swag hat, though, yo.

OrigamiRobot

SORRY I CAN'T BE ON TOP OF ALL THE LATEST BRIDGE GOSSIP

Ktash

@FAE Marrying me, apparently

How we got here, I don't even know, but it is a good thing to discuss anyway

spugsley

I WANT EVERYONE TO GET MARRIED

3

FAE

@Ktash Haha, I shall pass methinks, no slight on you, but my plate is fairly full at the moment and I try not to bite off more than I can chew!

Unless asked nicely.

user15026

@FAE >.> <.< ponders how nicely she would have to ask

Ktash

03:21

@FAE Ouch. Now I'm hurt

and we were doing so well the other day

Fluttershy

@GraceNote Thank you.

Ktash

I don't know where I could have gone wrong

spugsley

@Ktash it might of been the "I like my women to come with two cakes and/or chocolate cows" bit

Raven Dreamer

@GraceNote /sharkwave

Grace Note

@RavenDreamer /snarkwave

FAE

03:23

@spugsley Need somewhere where I can do that with multiple people, plzkthx.

3

OrigamiRobot

BOOM

Ktash

@spugsley Hey, I'm an old fashioned kind of guy. That's just how I roll

OrigamiRobot

THAT JUST HAPPENED

user15026

@spugsley I think that is a bit too high maintenance for my liking

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot what happened? O-o what did I miss?

OrigamiRobot

03:23

@spugsley snarkwave

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot oh. Old news

BOOM

Ktash

Fine. How about we just look at food porn together?

spugsley

THAT JUST HAPPENED

@Ktash yes all day long pleaseandthanks

Fluttershy

Dang.

OrigamiRobot

24 hours ago, by spugsley

you're a butt

spugsley

03:25

@Fluttershy YOU LOSE

@OrigamiRobot and you have a butt. BOOM

Fluttershy

Bridge, why you ackin' so cray-cray?

Ktash

@spugsley That we can do with everyone too, no matter what country we live in

Ben Brocka

@OrigamiRobot /snarkrave

OrigamiRobot

Apr 5 '12 at 2:50, by spugsley

that's so dumb

spugsley

@Ktash because they can take away our rights but they can never take away our food porn

Grace Note

03:26

@Fluttershy It's statements like this that continue to confound me on whether lingo I run into is a net-cultural exclusionary dialect or if it's something that's popping up all net-wide and I just happen to be witnessing its spread.

Ktash

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@spugsley Never. People would revolt

Ben Brocka

@OrigamiRobot Do you guys just bookmark these months-old comments in the hopes of replying to a message with them some day?

Grace Note

@BenBrocka Origami is like Dwig.

Ktash

This. Someone make this. Please

OrigamiRobot

Dec 4 '12 at 21:59, by Ben Brocka

@Powerlord Yeah it's pretty much random

Fluttershy

03:28

@GraceNote I just got it from Gravity Falls. <_<

user15026

@Ktash I think I have a new project

user15026

If I bake those, will you marry me?

Ktash

@AshleyNunn That would be the least I would do

Fluttershy

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Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Hmmmm, where in the world is Applejack's freckles...

FAE

03:31

@Fluttershy You said this way before Gravity Falls.

Fluttershy

@FAE I didn't say "ackin'". I did say cray-cray. But I totes blame that on MarkTrapp.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Ah, they don't show up on front view. Too far behind on the cheeks.

@Fluttershy *twitch*

Fluttershy

Duplicate?

OrigamiRobot

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I know right? @Fluttershy is turbs cray cray.

Grace Note

@YiJiang'sEvilClone That seems to be about the reaction my brother made when I was saying how "totes canonical" summat was.

user15026

03:36

@ktash hells yes. I knew I could find a way.

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy I love Gravity Falls.

I keep meaning to start watching it on a regular basis.

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn There's only 13 episodes.

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy That might be why I rarely see it on TV. Not enough episodes for syndication.

FAE

@Wipqozn It's pretty new and recently started airing again after a break. Airs every 2 weeks.

Wipqozn

@FAE I knew that it was new, but didn't they haven't even finished the first season yet.

Ktash

03:39

@AshleyNunn My stomach may not be the way to my heart, but those are enough to break through the barrier

Wipqozn

I remember watching the premier episode waaay back when it first earned on family channel, and I've seen a few episodes since.

FAE

@Wipqozn It's a very clever little show, I quite like it.

Wipqozn

The episodes I've seen have been consistently good.

Also, Mabel is awesome.

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn Mwap mwap!

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Gravity Falls is pretty good, yes

Ktash

03:43

Hulu just asked which ads I wanted to watch. All three of them were makeup. I don't think they know what choices are really for...

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

At least they aren't for the same product, right?

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy WTF is this?

FAE

54 secs ago, by FAE

@OrigamiRobot Mabel!

From Gravity Falls.

OrigamiRobot

34 secs ago, by OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy WTF is this?

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot lmgtfy.com/?q=gravity+falls

OrigamiRobot

03:47

NO

FAE

2

Fluttershy

It has Niki Yang, and Lemongrab in it.

Wipqozn

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OrigamiRobot

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT'S SCARING ME

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

If you haven't seen it already, Tales from Ponyville is an excellent comic series. Here's chapter 1 and chapter 2

Fluttershy

03:48

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Wipqozn

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Lazers

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Q: How can I acquire a Light Ball in Pokémon Black/White or Black/White 2?

Is there any legitimate way to acquire a Light Ball in Pokémon Black, White, Black 2 or White 2? Wild Pikachu can be found carrying a Light Ball, but no Pikachu are encountered in Pokémon Black/White or Black/White 2. Pikachu can be transferred over from an earlier game (e.g. Pokémon Platinum), ...

pokemon-fifth-gen ds

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

04:01

> ...the observed reduction in bicycle-related head injuries [after helmet laws were introduced] may be due to reductions in bicycle riding induced by the laws

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

04:15

Ah crap, Applejack's ponytail

Lazers

04:25

0

Q: What exactly gets saved when I do a "Save and Quit"?

What exactly gets saved when I do a "Save and Quit"? I already know that it saves the current inventory (from its description) and will load at the area of the last save checkpoint. But are there other information that is saved? Like: status of items/loot lying around, dropped or otherwise ...

dead-space-3

fbueckert

Can I ask for either a gravatar change for this guy, or just destroy him outright?

Warning, people: It's offensive.

OrigamiRobot

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I read Crapplejack...

fbueckert

And the serial upvoting got reversed on our problem user. No more retagging privileges for him.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Woah, 200 reps dropped

fbueckert

And probably a suspension incoming, I'd think.

Trent Hawkins

04:29

support rank S with Miriel; "A ring? how curious... Are you proposing we melt it down to ascertain its composition?"

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

I'm surprised he wasn't already

Retrosaur

@fbueckert Who?

fbueckert

@Retrosaur Our problem user. The one who retagged all those Minecraft questions.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

I suppose I could simplify the tail a little...

fbueckert

@Retrosaur Seriously, dude?

There's a reason I said, "almost certainly"

I'm giving them the benefit of a doubt. But between the serial reversal and some other indicators, it's pretty clear who it was.

Retrosaur

04:41

@fbueckert @fbueckert If you think I meant ill, then by all means, I'm sorry.

I didn't intend to antagonize you

:C

fbueckert

@Retrosaur There are things you can look for; voting is supposed to be anonymous, but you can correlate some things can come up with a picture.

Retrosaur

I was just thinking of "correlation does not imply causation"

Sorry if you felt like I was being too rude or whatever

fbueckert

No worries, dude. I'm not going to spell out what I'm looking at, because it IS supposed to be anonymous.

Retrosaur

Whelp, incoming suspension for Daniel whatever his name is

fbueckert

But it's pretty darn clear that it, if it's not a sockpuppet, it's a sister.

Retrosaur

04:43

Yeah, okay. :D

user15026

Dear those with a 3DS - Crashmo is onsale in the eshop for 5.99 and it is awesome and you should play it if you like puzzles

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

How's the facial expression? Seems a little mild for someone who just got squashed

Are the eyes rolling enough?

It doesn't look quite right

Fluttershy

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I feel like there's something wrong with her tail...

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Oh yeah, both mane and tail are missing their ends

After the hairband. That part is a little harder to draw, so leaving that to laters

Fluttershy

Other than that, I kinda feel like her right eye (the one looking up) is a little too far to the right. Maybe bump it back toward her nose a bit?

fbueckert

04:54

I get to introduce my designers at work tomorrow to the wonders of Sharepoint Designer.

I expect them to facedesk multiple times throughout.

user15026

@fbueckert perhaps bring pillows to protect their faces

Ben Brocka

@Fluttershy yeah, it's going onto her ear a bit too much

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

I'm not very good at this am I

Fluttershy

Looks better.

Lazers

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Q: Do bosses level change over time in True Vault Hunter Mode?

I know that in normal, a boss's level will stay the same, no matter what your level is, but if I were to go into True Vault Hunter Mode and kill a boss at level 40, could I go back later as level 50 and get legendary loot from him that would be level 50? Would his level change to match mine, or w...

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