The Bridge

djsmiley2k

19:01

in Root Access, 13 secs ago, by djsmiley2k

startup.vbs runs startup.bat runs store.vbs calls store.bat runs sync.bat, sync.bat runs each file in ./scripts/ in turn

wat.

badp

sounds like an init system

and it's from startup.vbs

so LGTM

ToxicFrog

I think someone just badly reinvented sysvinit 35 years late

badp

...in Visual Basic for Scripting and DOS Batch files

how hasn't @djsmiley2k caught fire yet

ToxicFrog

Well, they have stopped typing

Kevin van der Velden

Proximity to@kalina (I mean, they're both british, close enough)

Also I forgot her exact name so I just searched for "sets fire to"

4

(I mean I remembered "sounded kinda like kathrina" so I wasn't that far off)

I think me and @Arperum have taken over @kalina's burnination duties

Arperum

19:10

@KevinvanderVelden Pretty much.

Yuuki

4

Avery

@KevinvanderVelden a-ha! I knew that metal was satan praisal!

BlueBarren

@Yuuki as someone who actually shuts their electronics down everyday this still doesn't make sense to me

because every time I go to clean my keyboard my computer is already on .-. (I don't want to turn it off, you turn off!)

badp

Rebasing (15/18)

it's one of these days

Avery

@badp screams in horror

badp

19:22

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Unionhawk

I've currently got a giant diff list on this file that will be potentially fun to merge later on

For values of potentially fun meaning completely unfun

Wipqozn

"Britain says Fox bid for Sky risks giving Murdoch too much power" - reuters.com/article/us-sky-m-a-fox-idUSKBN19K1D9

People really need to stop watching fox news

Unionhawk

@Wipqozn I saw a picture of a newsstand that just had a sign that says "WE DO NOT SELL THE SUN HERE"

user15026

@Yuuki this is me

Unionhawk

Except Sky and Sun are 2 different words so these things are only tangentially related through Fox

Look it's 3:30 on thursday my brain is currently operating at 27% capacity

badp

19:32

@Unionhawk the smaller the commits you make the less pain while merging

why do you think I have 13 commits

Unionhawk

We'll be merging an entire branch at the end of it and I think TFS merge looks at file diff not individual changesets

But idk actually

badp

you have already lost

Unionhawk

Yeah

badp

stealthily migrate everyone to git

Unionhawk

There's like 29 different environments

because that's just how we have branching-ish set up

Kevin van der Velden

19:36

Robot sumo: youtube.com/watch?v=QCqxOzKNFks&feature=youtu.be

As in, actual robots not remote controlled weapons like in robotwars

Unionhawk

I can realistically split this into 2 changesets, but I'd like to keep all the "move all the components on this screen up 20 pixels" in one changeset

badp

you have so lost everything forever

Unionhawk

yes

MadMAxJr

I think most of my companies problems could be solved if we made it so that trains cannot be physically stopped by any means.

Kevin van der Velden

Including breaks?

badp

19:38

@MadMAxJr what if you just made it impossible for trains to move

hell, let's reach a compromise

MadMAxJr

No it will still respond to controls, it just needs to no longer be impacted by external forces.

badp

no acceleration

moving trains move. stationary trains station.

MadMAxJr

Throw the switch, flip on the 'I Like Trains' song from youtube, go to destination.

Problem on the track? Train don't care, keeps going.

Vehicle on the track? More like metallic fragment rain.

ToxicFrog

@Unionhawk I'm so sorry

Unionhawk

yeah

MadMAxJr

19:40

Maybe trains should just perform space folding to arrive at the destination.

Kevin van der Velden

@MadMAxJr train derails, goes in the air before going down? Not a problem, it'll come out the other side

MadMAxJr

The train is now an unstoppable metal land worm of destruction.

Yuuki

@KevinvanderVelden There's a reason why those judges wear shinguards.

MadMAxJr

So we gotta throw a ramp down somewhere, hotwheels style.

This is way more awesome than Snowpiercer.

Unionhawk

We're going with the much smaller changeset that will be simple to merge for now until they tell us that they don't like how it looks

Which I'm predicting will happen so shelveset

Yuuki

19:46

> If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably something designed to fool you into believing it's a duck. Don't trust it and shoot it in the face.

uhhh

HazyKingdom

@Yuuki Someone played too much NES.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How to /give tipped arrows in Windows-10 edition

I am trying to make a feature in my survival minigame where every once and a while a random player is teleported to a hidden room via command blocks. Inside, players will be allowed to hit one button, then be teleported back to the main arena. Each button gives you different items, and one I want...

MadMAxJr

Dear amazon. Sell me an SNES mini already

Sterno

Just put on your eyepatch, buy a parrot, and emulate it

MadMAxJr

I don't have any working USB controllers and I'd like to support the official release of StarFox 2 if possible.

And I don't want to jump through hoops to make my PS4 controller talk to a Pi.

Chippies

19:57

@MadMAxJr my ps4 controller worked perfectly with Pi with a usb cable

no hoops whatsoever

Sterno

Your 2nd point is valid, but as to your first, a USB controller is certainly cheaper than the mini

Chippies

it even worked through BT, but for some reason was somewhat laggy

ps4 controller works like any dinput controller, there's absolutely nothing special about it

Dragonrage

@KevinvanderVelden kalina?

Kevin van der Velden

@Dragonrage RIP @kalina

MBraedley

@Lazers2.0 My guess is you can't. Not sure what the feature parity is right now.

Kevin van der Velden

20:03

@MBraedley well one is cool and has mods and the other is well programmed

So there's very little feature parity

MBraedley

@KevinvanderVelden Well, more specifically WRT the features that are required for a solution to the problem.

Unionhawk

"well programmed" is the only feature of the win 10 edition

Kevin van der Velden

@MBraedley Sssh, I wanted to be snarky

I care not about your context

MBraedley

@KevinvanderVelden I will not stand for your snark, good sir!

Kevin van der Velden

Well then you can sit

MBraedley

20:08

I will not sit idle either!

Kevin van der Velden

You don't have to be idle, there's a computer right there

Unionhawk

I hate it when the winforms designer just decides it wants to not work

SUPER COOL FEATURE

there it goes

Yuuki

Telling a Story from the Inside Out

►

cc @Ash @GodEmperorDune

And I guess @Wipqozn because of that title.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: EA Origin Points use for dlc purchase

This is weird I used some of my Origin points to buy dlc for either ME2 or ME3. but for some odd reason it's not letting me do it anymore. did they disable and discontinue that feature, if so that's stupid.

origin

Unionhawk

20:37

Oh shit what

We're repealing the 2001 AUMF?

MadMAxJr

Oh man. Tomorrow I get fiber internet. Goodbye 28 down / 5 up speed.

Tim Stone

2 hours ago, by Tim Stone

Shockingly a provision to revoke the AUMF cleared a House committee hurdle today

No

But still!

MBraedley

What's AUMF?

@MadMAxJr Welcome to the future! It's great!

MadMAxJr

Sounds like a word used to express devouring an entire cake in one bite.

Tim Stone

2 hours ago, by Tim Stone

Authorization for Use of Military Force (against Terrorists)

MadMAxJr

20:40

Symmetrical gigabit internet

Yuuki

Basically Congress's way of declaring eternal war without actually declaring war.

Tim Stone

i.e. the "President can go to war as long as it's against terrorists!" law

MBraedley

@MadMAxJr Oh, you are in the future. I only have 150 down, 50 up (although faster down speeds are available).

GodEmperorDune

@TimStone wait why would the republicans do that when Trump is in charge?

are they actually worried he's going to fuck something up?

Unionhawk

I mean to be fair they've yelled at him for fucking things up

Tim Stone

20:42

Because while the ability for Presidents to blow up non-us is great* conceptually, the perpetual state of war in the Middle East is bad for military families

Unionhawk

It's bad for the world maybe

GodEmperorDune

@TimStone no i get why it is good for everyone except politicians

Tim Stone

(*not actually great in any way)

GodEmperorDune

but this house is not prone to humanitarian moves

Unionhawk

I mean it's passed comittee apparently

as far as I can tell

I don't know

Tim Stone

20:44

@GodEmperorDune Yeah but it's hard to cast military families in a bad light

Unionhawk

Paul Ryan will probably just have an intern sit there erasing the printed text with an eraser to get rid of it

or something

GodEmperorDune

@TimStone they still haven't fixed the VA

Tim Stone

"Whiners, complaining about being in war for the last decade+"

@GodEmperorDune AFAIK that's actually receiving attention at the moment even if it's not Fixed

GodEmperorDune

and Trump is saber rattling North Korea, Iran, and all of NATO

@TimStone that's good

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune This House is not prone to human moves period.

Tim Stone

20:45

Follow @LeoShane for VA-related news

But as mentioned it only cleared committee, it'll likely get GOP-stomped on the floor

Unionhawk

OUR PRESIDENT NEEDS TO BE AUTHORIZED TO USE MILITARY FORCE TO KILL ALL TERRORISTS THEDEMOCRATS SUPPORT TERRORISM NOW

Yuuki

@TimStone Well, according to Fox News, we're all going to die anyways so why should we care about sending soldiers to die all over the world? /s

Unionhawk

probably

Avery

TRUMP SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO GLASS MIDDLE EAST NOW FOR SECURITY PURPOSES

GodEmperorDune

they already put the "muslim unless you're family or in business here" ban into place

MadMAxJr

20:47

Okay I just threw a pint glass into the sand. Did I glass it? Is that how this works?

Tim Stone

@Yuuki Yeah this was an actual take today in case anyone thinks he's kidding

Unionhawk

@MadMAxJr yes

GodEmperorDune

@Avery which dumbass wanted to watch sand glow?

Tim Stone

Fuller quote fr Rep Mike Duffey: "While it is very politically strong to say people will die, the reality is we will all die at some point"

Tweeted by darreldrowland on June 29, 2017 at 1:42 AM

GodEmperorDune

@TimStone dafuq

Lazers 2.0

20:48

-1

Q: Broforce Crashed Every Time

I love this game, but I need to know how I fix the problem crashed. I play 30 min and the game staying slow, slow, slow and crashes, I searched in the forums but nobody help me.

broforce

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Q: How to play VS Survival in Killing Floor 2 with group of friends on PS4?

We have 8 players who want to play the VS Survival mode in Killing Floor 2 on PS4 where half of us are zombies and the other half are humans. How do we do this? We tried to set it up last night with all of us in the same PS4 party - but it only showed 6 places in a "squad" and the remaining pl...

killing-floor-2

MadMAxJr

Good. You had me worried I had to superheat the desert or something.

Unionhawk

@TimStone this is like that one on nucleartakes: "Keep your doctor never happened" "Ok, but like, people will die?" "Have you considered that life isn't fair?"

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune It was about the Republican healthcare bill and how we shouldn't care how bad it is because we're all going to die anyways.

Tim Stone

(relevant clickhole)

Avery

@MadMAxJr yup

we need bigger glasses though

to fit into trump's bigly hand

Unionhawk

20:50

@MadMAxJr Unless it's this in which case no

MadMAxJr

Trump will make a deal for the Shinigami eyes, but instead it shows the dollar values for people, not their remaining lifespan.

Yuuki

> Fox News host isn’t worried about millions losing insurance since “we’re all going to die”.

MadMAxJr

I looked at those hydro flasks last night. Seems nice, but not sure I need to replace my RTIC.

Unionhawk

I should call rob and check in tomorrow shouldn't I

goddammit

Avery

@MadMAxJr good refrance

MadMAxJr

20:52

I really liked that series when it came to Cartoon Network. :P

Well, the 'Adult Swim' block cartoons anyway.

Yuuki

But yeah, you know how people were being ridiculed awhile back for wondering whether the US is becoming Nazi Germany 2.0?

MadMAxJr

Our uniforms are nowhere near nice enough to be compared to the Nazi regime.

Unionhawk

@Yuuki Donald Trump is a fascist

Yuuki

@MadMAxJr What I would give for a nice stylish Hugo Boss jacket instead of this cheap Mexican-manufactured red hat.

MadMAxJr

However you do have me worried if the Trumpler Youth Brigades become a thing.

Unionhawk

20:55

I've been saying that since August of 16

Tim Stone

Twitter exploring ways for users to flag fake news: report http://hill.cm/A4hV0by https://t.co/TAqV9fc4KM

Tweeted by thehill on June 29, 2017 at 8:58 PM

Oh god no

Noooo no no

Twitter

Stop

GodEmperorDune

inb4 alt right trolls shut down legit news sites with swarming

Tim Stone

Twitter is so bad at everything this will be terrible

GodEmperorDune

i still don't get why they rounded the profile pics

was that really the most important thing to be doing?

Tim Stone

It's because they're horrible

Lazers 2.0

21:02

0

Q: Ps4 controller blinking light

How do you connect 2 not connected ps4 controllers. Both of my ps4 controllers are not connecting to my playstation so how do you connect them.

ps4 controllers

Tim Stone

In touching tribute to Samsung Note 7, fidget spinners burst in flames http://reg.cx/2tda

Tweeted by TheRegister on June 29, 2017 at 8:44 PM

Yuuki

Uh huh.

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki now you're playing with LARGE BAGUETTE

cc @ash

user15026

Yes good :D

Tim Stone

21:18

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

I'M A LIVING TESTIMONIAL: DONATE TO THE @EFF!!! http://eff.org/helpout

Tweeted by mcmansionhell on June 29, 2017 at 9:17 PM

Avery

@GodEmperorDune I approve.

GodEmperorDune

@TimStone \o/

but mcmansion hell won't use zillow images moving forward so not fair use?

notch, what the fuck?

Tim Stone

Uhh someone seriously borked the EFF site |:

WSJ: Republican operative sought Clinton emails from Russian hackers and implied he was working with Mike Flynn http://on.wsj.com/2tpLF6A

Tweeted by BraddJaffy on June 29, 2017 at 9:27 PM

mmm that's the good stuff right there

mmmm

user15026

@TimStone yeah, something isn't right there

Yuuki

21:33

Such disappointing lack of discipline in this regiment.

Tim Stone

Yo, a foam javelin STRAIGHT TO THE FACE and keeps holding the shield

Respect

Arperum

@TimStone Yea, that one would have definitely been a kill in the real thing.

Yuuki

THERE IS NO ROOM FOR A LAPSE IN FORMATION, LEGIONARY.

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki they're good spartans, bront

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune Well, those are testudo shields not aspis/hoplon shields. So Roman, not Greek.

GodEmperorDune

21:36

@Yuuki meh, the romans stole it from the greeks anyway

Tim Stone

lol at all the states telling Kobach to pound sand

Yuuki

Huh. I did some weird git black magic fuckery and now my feature commit is owned by someone else.

6

:|

The fun part is that it's the one I've been working on for the past week, almost two.

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki git goofd

Yuuki

Cherry on top of the sundae is that I'm pretty sure it's now owned by someone who no longer works here.

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki time to bribe your git admin

Yuuki

21:47

@GodEmperorDune Eh, it should be the final commit and it'll be merged in. My supervisor knows I'm the one that's been working on this, so I don't think I'll run into any problems as far as credit goes. And I don't think we worry that much about who gets credit for what commit in this shop anyways.

Just thought it was interesting to publish my commit and then see "oh hey, it's not mine anymore". I'm still listed as the committer but I'm not the author anymore because of git black magic.

Who's your best friend?

►

RedRiderX

@Yuuki Did you accidently use someone else's credentials?

Yuuki

@RedRiderX No, it involved some fuckery with cherry picking, rebasing, and solving merge conflicts on top of a different commit that the other person wrote (which I also worked on).

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How to animate armor stands using command blocks in minecraft

How do I animate armor stands using command blocks? i cant use youtube so please tell me without videos.

minecraft

Kevin van der Velden

@RedRiderX unless enforced by the server you can write a commit and name it as being from whomever you want

(and most servers don't enforce anything like that)

RedRiderX

@KevinvanderVelden Huh I guess that is true

Kevin van der Velden

22:00

Anyway bed o/

Unionhawk

NEW BEER RELEASE

Also my old roommate was here

Yuuki

Oh wow, Marvel TV continues to look like a pile of steaming garbage.

I'm sorry, I mean a pile of steaming Fantastic Four movies.

4

cc @GodEmperorDune @Wipqozn

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki hue

Unionhawk

22:21

@HazyKingdom Madtree's new seasonal Entropic Theory is very good, I'd sub that one in Truth's place if you haven't already made efforts to acquire it

It's a result of several iterations of experimental ipas similar to how knowledge was developed

It just released today so this Intel is coming to you live

MBraedley

22:35

@Yuuki I'll reserve judgment for now.

SaintWacko

> A family in the US says one of the smash=hit toys caught fire as it was charging its Bluetooth speaker in their home

I'm sorry, what?

Memor-X

@Yuuki so kinda like Superman where in Jesus came from the moon rather than another solar system

@SaintWacko i would have had a similar WTH response until i read more

> To recap, different companies now make fidget spinners with Bluetooth speaker connectivity – and apparently some of them don't do it very well.

SaintWacko

@Memor-X Yeah, I hadn't gotten there either

Memor-X

now it's WTFRH? why do you need Bluetooth speaker connectivity in them in the first place?

Yuuki

22:57

@Memor-X Sorta not really.

Tim Stone

@SaintWacko It's important someone made them as obnoxious as possible by making them make extra sound and be IoT!

Frank

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Q: Net Neutrality and Stack Overflow / Stack Exchange

I'm currently working with Kaitlin on a blog post that'll serve to announce this company's support for Fight for the Future's Internet-Wide Day of Action to Save Net Neutrality. I've done a fair bit of reading on this over the years, and believe this is a good cause - and one worthy of a loud and...

discussion featured politics

Unionhawk

23:13

chat.meta.stackexchange.com/rooms/1114/…

djsmiley2k

23:25

Sigh

wall hacks in cod

got videos now tho lol

When you're aiming perfectly, at someone who's just spawned in, behind a wall, and hasn't moved

so you hit them the moment they come out from behind it... it's a bit hard to justify

Memor-X

@djsmiley2k so are they shooting though the wall?

djsmiley2k

no

they follow people, as if they can see them, perfectly

until they come into sight, and immediately kill them

which is fine, if you saw someone walk behind said object

but when that persons just spawned there

how do you explain it..... and then it happens multiple times

Memor-X

@djsmiley2k are the spawn points random or set?

if they're set then 1) does the set spawn point get determined by where you died and 2) can this be predicted by a human

djsmiley2k

@Memor-X random

and no generally not predictable

Memor-X

@djsmiley2k yep, probably a hack then

djsmiley2k

23:35

the only predictable way is if you have someone covering every spawn point, can see people spawning, and immediately shoot them

the vid will be up tomoz

yup

the spawns are based off a number of things

but this didn't just happen at spawn time

i saw him get me, when i was behind walls not moving, UAV wasn't active, etc

There was no way tro know where i was. yet he was targetting me, through the wall, perfectly

anyway I'm off to bed, cod is dead for now, sigh

Memor-X

it just that sometimes what seems like someone cheating or hacking is actually them having been so obsessive they have pulled apart everything about the game

djsmiley2k

oh yah I know that

but this wasn't that

you don't follow someones head, perfectly, from behind a wall, jumping, crouching and all

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How does the coin limit work?

The new gym update changes how coins are earned, including a limit of 50 coins earned per day. How does this limit work? Is each pokemon limited to accruing 50 coins per day? Are all my pokemon limited to a collective 50 per day? My teammates keep feeding my Dragonite and she has been at the gym ...

pokemon-go

Tim Stone

23:53

New from me: NASA Denies InfoWars Report Claiming It's Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars

Tweeted by oneunderscore__ on June 29, 2017 at 11:39 PM

Ah yes the President has good normal friends

Memor-X

@TimStone wait, who could possibly be....

> A report on Alex Jones'

oh right

wait, doesn't Alex Jones support the idea that we never made it to space?

Tim Stone

We faked the moon landings but have a child slave colony on Mars, yes

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