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11:02 PM
i dont think that would ping me though
i should change my name to @@@@ to make pinging me interesting
 
Oh hey lesspop exists still
 
O.o
did they ever come back from alaska or canada or w/e they were
 
It would appear so
 
oh but @lesspop has still forsaken the bridge :(
 
rip @lessbridgemorefizz
 
11:09 PM
This twitter drama is great
Always nice to wake up to trolls misquoting and misrepresenting my statements. Many of you are under investigation and can expect summons.
 
user15026
@GodEmperorDune what happened?
 
@Ash someone apparently posted a screenshot accessing his site at whatever.com/go?fuckyourself and he went off the handle
he sent the person a ridiculously insulting email
bragged about solving billions of dollars in cyber crimes
threw some racist and homophobic slurs in for good measure
so naturally twitter found out and mocked mercilessly
 
We have a secure no on ahca and now Rs can only afford to lose one more
 
he uses the right technobabble but in context it sounds ridiculous
Why does everyone keep saying they are asking things for a friend? As if you this would acquit you of liability and prosecutability!
 
@everyoneisdril
 
11:14 PM
I will also be compiling a list of all those who have engaged in uncalled for mockery and indirect 'liking' of said mockery for the courts.
Malicious hackers have just attempted to hack into my server and deface my website. I have a javascript in place that logs your UA and IP...
 
user15026
@GodEmperorDune his whole account right now is magical holy shit
 
Oh my
 
> Can't defame a fame.
 
so sorry, by posting this to the room, i've spread the prosecutability to all of you
 
@GodEmperorDune How could you?!
 
11:17 PM
@SaintWacko what could i do, he has A JAVASCRIPT IN PLACE
 
@GodEmperorDune is that a javascript application, or a script written in java?
 
Both
 
@GodEmperorDune isnt malicious hackers attempting to hack a bit redundant?
 
@Dragonrage Neither, it's what the barista at starbucks is supposed to say
 
woah. the best game of all time is now $0.49
 
11:21 PM
@SaintWacko so he is trying to counter hack with coffee?
 
@SaintWacko no that's coffeescript
 
@KazWolfe bad rats?
 
@Dragonrage what else?
 
also he doesn't seem to get swiftonsecurity
@SwiftOnSecurity @r0wdy_ @SteveD3 You think because you are a popstar you know all about cybersecurity? I've been d… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/878757690880733184
 
still waiting for Bad Rats GOTY
 
11:22 PM
cc @Sterno in case he needs to restock
 
@GodEmperorDune Tay is the greatest cybersecurity mind of a generation you fool. You absolute moronm
 
@Unionhawk that's why it's called securiTAY
 
Update: baby birbs brought to wildlife rehab and all three confirmed alive.
2
 
@Yuuki \o/
 
user15026
@Yuuki yaaay :)
 
user15026
11:28 PM
you are a great rescuer of birbs
 
I was honestly worried on the drive to the rehab center because they didn't make a single noise when I removed the nest from the mailbox.
 
@GodEmperorDune i wouldn't worry, he'll have to subpoena (or whatever) SE to hand over our real names first
^ what is that 5 Slot Level Bonus?
also, i can change my Profile Showcase option from say Game Collector to Rarest Achievement Showcase later on right?
 
@Memor-X Increases max limit of friends.
 
> if you knew anything about TCP/IP I do know for a fact the exact date and time and IP which is unique to any provider whether it be a VPN (as they log this as a minimum for their terms of service) and the IP address that I got for each point was confirmed at the exact time against the TOR exit nodes so they are either way identifiable as an endpoint and are known ISPs/VPNs.
> all one has to do is summon any one of those providers and establish a paid client as they swapped between VPN within seconds made known to me through a non spoofed user agent and ASP session cookie trails that is available to the authorities.
 
11:36 PM
@Yuuki i had a limit before this?
 
(insults removed)
 
@Memor-X The base is somewhere around 250 or 400.
 
@GodEmperorDune huh, all i see is some profiles and letters to *sees last link's 4th line* ohhhhhhhhh that escalated quickly
 
@Memor-X yeah
 
user15026
Dear printer, I REALLY need you to print this. Like REALLY need.
 
user15026
11:50 PM
WHY YOU NO PRINT
 
@Ash PC LOAD LETTER
 
user15026
PC sees printer, print job is in queue, printer no print
 
user15026
(it's my marriage license application. It's kiiiiinda important)
 
@Ash invisible printer jam
solution: toast
 
@Ash You're getting married?!
 
11:52 PM
@Ronan in 15 hours according to the pinned link
 
@Ronan see a marriage is like a brexit but in reverse
 
user15026
@Ronan giggles ITS A SURPRISE TO EVERYONE
 
@Ash WOAH!
I didn't know about this weeks ago when I organised getting you a gift.
That was lucky.
 
user15026
Indeed
 
user15026
Apparently it needed a software update and hten I had to reboot my network and my computer to update drivers and NOW it workls
 
11:56 PM
Printers are the devil
 
-3
Q: i changed my minecraft username and now i cant go on servers

user189868I logged off and on again also restarted my computer two times and it still doesn't work. I searched up what to do and none of it worked I even changed my skin.

 
user15026
@Unionhawk how does that even what
 
@Unionhawk Do you want that pizza? This is how you get that pizza
 
11:59 PM
(I assume because there's a way to make that particular model display arbitrary text)
 

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