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Ben
11:00 PM
@badp Should I stop freaking out now?
 
@Ben pls
 
Ben
@badp alright... just gimme a sec...
inhale... exhale...
 
VITAL SIGNS CHECK ACTIVE
 
Ben
return true;
 
VITAL SIGNS CHECK COMPLETE
PROCESSING
## ERROR ##
 
11:03 PM
CANOPY BREACHED
 
Ben
NullReferenceException thrown
 
CABIN PRESSURE CRITICAL
EMERGENCY OXYGEN DEPLETED IN 4:59
 
Ben
Thread.Start(Panic);
@MattGiltaji Well... I did try to calm down for a second there...
 
INITIALIZING DIAGNOSTIC REBOOT SEQUENCE
 
Ben
Then @UnionHawk stepped in
 
11:07 PM
Then @TimStone stepped in and now apparently you are a spaceship.
I'm as confused as to how that happened as you are but I'm rolling with it
 
Ben
Dream Achieved.
 
A spaceship with a breached canopy, that is
 
TIL Neil Armstrong was 17 when Orville Wright died.
 
@Unionhawk Just one of those things that happens if you aren't careful. Kids these days.
 
Ben
@Unionhawk slightly less optimal. But hey... Still a spaceship
 
11:09 PM
@TimStone That was the single event that has stressed me out the most in my gaming career
 
Becoming a spaceship?
 
@Ben just intensify forward firepower. we don't want anything getting through
 
No, the canopy breach incident
 
@TimStone I am so happy that Traction Park is bringing back the worst idea they ever had.
 
@Unionhawk nope :/
 
11:09 PM
iunno
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz It's so insanely great.
 
Ben
@MattGiltaji Thrusters at maximum
People in the office are starting to stare
 
THRUSTER MALFUNCTION
 
me either
 
@TimStone One of the all time great Monuments to Lack of Thought
 
Ben
11:10 PM
Dammit Hawk! I gave you one job!
 
DIAGNOSTIC REBOOT SEQUENCE INITIALIZED
ATTEMPTING FIELD REPAIR OF STARBOARD THRUSTER
 
Ben
@Unionhawk Port thruster diagnostic?
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz The best part is that people were willing to overlook the fact that even looking at it suggests "Hey this is a terrible idea!" and try it.
 
@TimStone It was open for a month!
 
Well, okay, not the best part for people who died, but.
It was unclear if any of those incidents were directly related though.
 
11:12 PM
the game failed to communicate with the authenication server
 
How do you get to avoid reporting serious injuries? Just like...wash away people with the hose?
 
@TimStone Don't think the cannonball loop ever had any fatalities.
Then again...
 
Ben
@TimStone Free bandaids
 
> but there were rumors that the test dummies would come out missing limbs
 
Ben
@TimStone Free Ninja Turtle Bandaids
 
11:14 PM
@LessPop_MoreFizz RIP Head of Plastic and or Potato Sack Household
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Depending on what the test dummies entailed this may or may not be actually problematic
 
@Ben Hmm, I will accept this.
@Unionhawk They were testing a waterslide.
 
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Q: A lot of TCP and UDP errors in Boring Man

DominatorXI've been playing Boring Man (a free online shooter on Steam) for a while and a ton of errors keep flooding me every time I want to join a game. Common Errors: TCP Error 4, UDP Error 5, TCP Error 5 I've asked other players in the game (when I can actually connect), and their error rate seems si...

 
That people actually rode.
 
@Unionhawk results of field repair?
 
11:15 PM
4 mins ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz
@TimStone One of the all time great Monuments to Lack of Thought
 
STARBOARD THRUSTER MINIMALLY FUNCTIONAL. PORT THRUSTER CANNIBALIZED TO 15% HEALTH. RETURN TO NEAREST STARPORT FOR IMMEDIATE REPAIR
 
Ben
@Unionhawk I feel like I'm floating off course...
 
THE LEGEND RETURNS; http://mentalfloss.com/article/62104/action-park-bringing-back-cannonball-loop
 
Ben
I need a diagnostic on stabilizers
 
FLIGHT ASSIST FULLY FUNCTIONAL. THRUSTERS MALFUNCTIONING BUT OPERATIONAL
(related: That was kind of cool when @OrigamiRobot caused my thrusters to malfunction, and I could actually feel myself losing control of my ship)
 
Ben
11:19 PM
Acknowledged. Plotting course for nearest starport
 
@Unionhawk putting in a support ticket
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh my goodness I can't believe it. Like I assume it will be a million times safer especialy from the description, but holy crap
 
@AshleyNunn Action Park was the best.
 
Civil engineering is not a good backup career option for me.
CC @Wipqozn @OrigamiRobot
 
Fun Fact: the most dangerous thing there was not any of the waterslides - not even the one with a gap where you flew through the air - it was the Wave Pool.
 
user15026
11:25 PM
@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh my god the Wave Pool sounded SO deadly
 
More Action Park funtimes: theconcourse.deadspin.com/…
@AshleyNunn Grave Pool.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz dat naming scheme
 
@MattGiltaji Only the best nicknames at Traction Park
 
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Q: How do you maintain the speeds that the pros do in Mario-kart 8

StephenI have downloaded a few world record time trial ghosts. In them (as expected) they take corners perfectly, execute shortcuts precisely and generally fly around the map ridiculously quickly. But it seems that a key part of the strategy is to constantly jump and turn (even on straights). Wheneve...

 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz It's one of the random things I did a bunch of research on
 
11:35 PM
@Unionhawk no thing tonight
 
@AshleyNunn It was my childhood!
 
rip
 
@Unionhawk it can't be my new internet
 
Big Town CC @Wipqozn @OrigamiRobot
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz Did you ever go?
 
11:45 PM
@AshleyNunn Yar
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz I am happy you survived
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz wait you went to action park?
 
@AshleyNunn you don't know that he did survive. He might be a ghost right now
 
@TheAce I don't know why that's so surprising. I grew up in the NY Metro Area in the 80's and 90's.
 
and hopefully he can answer some of these paranormal.se questions
 
user15026
11:47 PM
@MattGiltaji No, I've met him in person! Twice. Pretty sure he is real.
 
@AshleyNunn Thrice!
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz well i didn't know that now did I?
 
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz pleads Goldfish-status (I can't remember shit right now :P )
 
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Pixel Art

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spam?
 
11:51 PM
@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment how can one be an expert in prereqs?
@TheAce look at the username
 
@MattGiltaji still
 
@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment needs to have scope expanded to include game id
 
user15026
The pixel art one hurts me
 
The World's Most Horrifically Inappropriate Minecraft Videos. (Warning: One example of content behind link is "Minecraft Auschwitz". It is not the worst thing to be found there.)
 
@AshleyNunn me too :(
 
11:54 PM
@AshleyNunn but it's the artiest!
 
@Wipqozn @StrixVaria uhhh.... there is no autosave
 
user15026
@MattGiltaji shudders
 
@OrigamiRobot There's mod for that I think.
But yes, remember to save.
 
That wont save literally everything I had from yesterday
Cities y u do dis
 
@OrigamiRobot sorry my game crapped out
 
11:56 PM
@OrigamiRobot gooby pls
 
I have no demand for anything. My citizens are all just like "this is fine as is; no need to keep playing".
 
frontier pls
 
@MattGiltaji Thing identification?
 
I wonder if demand would go up if I fix the traffic on that awful circle thing.
 
@murgatroid99 yeah! identify all the things!
 

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