The Bridge

8:00 PM

Trying to beat a clicker heroes boss, clicking furiously, almost dead with less than second remaining, windows error popup right where my mouse is causes me to fail

Origami Robot

@StrixVaria SO IS EXPAND

badp

@StrixVaria exfenestrate

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot No, expanding is a core thing you do. Building new cities and growing your influence. It's different from exploring.

Arperum

@Batophobia What level?

Yuuki

F--king hell, I cannot complete this level...

Batophobia

8:01 PM

@Arperum 25, I had just ascended

still, used a powerup so it was annoying

Origami Robot

@StrixVaria I'M NOT SAYING IT'S THE SAME AS EXPLORE. I'M SAYING YOU MIGHT AS WELL SAY "PLAY THE GAME"

Arperum

@Batophobia I think lvl 25 would be killed by a single treebeast in my game >_> pretty certain it'd be dead if idle DPS activated already.

StrixVaria

I get to around level 70 now before I have to stop buying stuff and build up to kill the boss.

Yuuki

I guess I need to powerlevel or something.

StrixVaria

I'm sure that's still garbage compared to @Chippies.

Arperum

8:03 PM

@StrixVaria Probably.

Frank

@Sterno Says the guy who bought Monster Hunter and never played it.

Arperum

This ascension I didn't have to build up until leveling frostleaf beyong 25 or something.

Origami Robot

I SHOULD ALSO POINT OUT THAT IN MY MIND, THE X's ARE DIFFERENT PLAY METHODS AND THAT MIGHT NOT BE WHAT THEY ACTUALLY REPRESENT.

Batophobia

By the time I got to lvl 30 boss I am able to idle it again

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot I think of them as just "things you can do".

Yuuki

8:04 PM

@Frank How much of Adventure Mode have you done?

Sterno

@Frank Clearly, it was terrible since I was never motivated to play it.

Frank

@Yuuki Roughly half.

Arperum

I can start idling the second I get 50 gold for treebeast.

Batophobia

I'm still unsure how gilding works

Origami Robot

@StrixVaria RIGHT, AND EXPAND APPLIES TO PRETTY MUCH ANY ASPECT

Yuuki

8:05 PM

@Frank Ugh, I'm trying to do this one level and I just can't complete it.

StrixVaria

@Arperum 45 gold for treebeast :)

Arperum

@Batophobia It gives that specific hero a 50% damage boost.

Origami Robot

IT'S THE LEAST DESCRIPTIVE TO ME

Frank

@Yuuki Which one?

Arperum

@StrixVaria Don't have that ancient.

Batophobia

8:05 PM

@Arperum Yea, but how do you get a gilded hero?

Yuuki

@Frank First row, 10th cell from the left

Frank

@TrentHawkins is playing right now.

Yuuki

The one with two skulltulas and two heart thingies for Zelda.

Frank

So top of the map?

Yuuki

@Frank Bottom row, my bad.

Arperum

8:05 PM

@Batophobia lvl 100 and then every ten levels.

StrixVaria

@Arperum I'm a big fan of that one. I have idle gold, idle dps, static gold, and hero cost reduction.

Arperum

Well, every ten levels when you firtst beat it.

Frank

@Yuuki I'll check once @TrentHawkins finishes his current fight.

Batophobia

@Arperum Uhg, should not have ascended at 118

Arperum

Siyalatas/Bonus idle DPS (25%/level up to level 10, 24% from 10-19, etc)

Libertas/Bonus idle Gold (25%/level up to level 10, 24% from 10-19, etc)

Vaagur/Reduced skill cooldown (-5%/level, cap -75%)

Atman/Increased Primal chance (1%/level, cap 25%)

Solomon/Bonus Primal Hero Souls (5%/level, diminishes starting at 100%)

these are the ones I have.

Yuuki

8:06 PM

I have to stop three Bombchus (and then a fourth), kill summoners, also kill a "Scout Captain" and keep Link from dying.

There's just waaay too much c--- going on.

StrixVaria

@Yuuki I haven't really gotten started on Adventure Mode. I still have 1-2 more missions in the story.

I don't know why I stopped playing. It was fun.

Yuuki

@StrixVaria It does get a little repetitive after awhile.

Batophobia

@Yuuki Did you censor the word "crap"?

Origami Robot

EXPLORING WILL EXPAND YOUR TERRITORY
EXPLOIT BY EXPANDING YOUR DIPLOMATIC REACHES
EXTERMINATE BY EXPANDING YOUR MILITARY

StrixVaria

@Arperum Those primal ones would be nice.

Yuuki

8:07 PM

@Batophobia I self-censor on a regular basis.

Arperum

@Batophobia Heh, you'll be ascending for a couple souls some more. Try to get at least five souls from hero levels though.

Yuuki

You haven't noticed yet?

Arperum

@StrixVaria Atman is super pricey though.

Batophobia

@Arperum I got 7 last time

StrixVaria

The next ancient I want would cost 16 souls, which I just can't swing right now.

I only have like 55 souls.

Batophobia

8:07 PM

@Yuuki I'm just surprised by the word you censored. Seems extremely mild language for the audience

Origami Robot

@Batophobia @Yuuki IS A VERY MILD PERSON

badp

I'm at 188+172 souls

RPi Awesomeness

@Batophobia I'd agree w. you there

Arperum

@Batophobia You get one from lvl 100, and every boss past that can be a primal boss that drops soul(s).

RPi Awesomeness

Crap isn't bad

badp

8:08 PM

Chippies would get an aneurysm if he was here

RPi Awesomeness

I can get 2 currently..

Batophobia

@badp Good grief how do you people get so many

Frank

@Yuuki Recruit help.

badp

@Batophobia I'm in zone 411

Frank

Get your sister or somebody to help you out.

Arperum

8:10 PM

Frank

Two players makes some stuff incredibly easy.

Origami Robot

@Yuuki I AM FAR MORE OFFENDED THAT @RPiAwesomeness NOT ONLY ABBREVIATED "WITH", BUT HE DID SO WITH A PERIOD INSTEAD OF A SLASH.

Yuuki

@Frank I'd have to go get a second controller.

Arperum

@Batophobia Repeatedly ascending, higher level bosses give more souls.

Frank

@Yuuki A regular old Wiimote + Nunchuk will do/

Yuuki

8:10 PM

@Frank I didn't have a Wii.

badp

Arperum

Also, going over zone 200 helps a ton to get loads of souls.

Batophobia

I'm debating on leveling Libertas or keeping my 12 souls for DPS

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot I AGREE WITH THESE THINGS BEING SAID

Arperum

@Batophobia rivsoft.net/clicker/ancients

probably best to keep them, or aty least most of them.

Vaagur is not on the picture, but he is maxed. I did get the 30 souls bonus from playing during 0.12b though.

Sterno

8:12 PM

@StrixVaria When my daughter was one she was on some playground equipment about 4 feet off the ground. I thought my wife had her so I turned to walk away to get something from the car. My daughter wanted to follow me so walked right off the side of the equipment, fell four feet, and landed on her head. I was the worst parent ever that day. :(

StrixVaria

@Sterno :(

RPi Awesomeness

Free Online Storage Service Hive

Sterno

Free Online Storage Service: SternosPc.com

I accept only financial details and porn.

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Origami Robot

@Sterno CC @RedRiderX

StrixVaria

Yeah I guess accidents are going to happen...as long as she's ok.

Which she is.

Sterno

8:13 PM

@OrigamiRobot Classy porn.

Frank

@Yuuki Best we can do from our end is help you out, and hope you get some good stuff as a bonus or something.

Batophobia

@Arperum Seems to be missing Ancients. I have a Vaagur that is not on the list

Yuuki

@Sterno Saved for future out-of-context use.

badp

> Efficiency multiplier: 1.280e3
> Improvement over current: 69%
> Without current Dark Ritual stacks: -97.8% (current DR multiplier is 76.535, ~46 uses)

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot Is @RedRiderX the king of porn or something?

Origami Robot

8:14 PM

@Sterno YOU MEAN IT WASN'T?

Yuuki

@Frank I was just wondering what your strategy was for beating that level.

Origami Robot

@StrixVaria HE HAD A CLIPBOARD MISHAP ONE DAY

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot I don't know what RedTuberX gets up to

Frank

@Yuuki @TrentHawkins is my strategy.

Arperum

@Batophobia The ones on it are probably the only ones relevant to dps/idle dps gold/idle gold.

Yuuki

8:14 PM

@Frank Man, I need to move out and get a roommate...

Batophobia

@Arperum Ah, yea Vaagur does skill cooldown reduction

RPi Awesomeness

waaaait...I have Frostleaf gilded, but I haven't hired him?

confusing

Origami Robot

Aug 2 at 0:20, by Origami Robot

Did @MBraedley just pull a @RedRiderX?

Aug 2 at 0:21, by Origami Robot

(That's when you link porn in chat and no one ever lets you forget)

Arperum

@Batophobia Indeed. And is quite usefull at max level.

@RPiAwesomeness gilded does not mean you have levels in him.

Unionhawk

Aug 2 at 0:04, by Wipqozn

Yeah, we really shouldn't all ping @Sterno.

Oh man, good times

RPi Awesomeness

8:16 PM

@Arperum well darn

Arperum

I assume you ascended? and now are lacking your frostleaf?

@RPiAwesomeness Not really, it just means he'll do moar damage when you do hire him.

Unionhawk

8 mins ago, by badp

Chippies would get an aneurysm if he was here

RPi Awesomeness

@Arperum Oh course

@Arperum No, I haven't

Lvl 106 currently. Apparently auto-advance mode got turned off

Arperum

@RPiAwesomeness Ah, just haven't been able to scrounge up the money for frostleaf.

RPi Awesomeness

@Arperum Yeah

Arperum

8:18 PM

@RPiAwesomeness Then he's going to be quite the boost to your dps. He is in my game already, and I don't even have him gilded.

DAMMIT ASCENSION? GIVE SOULS ALREADY.

lvl 175 and barely primal bosses.

RPi Awesomeness

@Arperum I'm guessing so

Dangit, screwed up a boss battle

Yeah, I can ascend for +2 hero souls...kinda meh

Arperum

@RPiAwesomeness Get more hero levels.

level all the cheap heroes a ton.

RPi Awesomeness

Exactly

Origami Robot

@Unionhawk WHY WAS EVERYONE PINGING @Sterno?

RPi Awesomeness

So, hero souls are based off levels?

Frank

8:21 PM

Compared to airbrushing, spray paint is ez-mode.

Arperum

Don't ascend for less then five souls.

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot I don't remember.

Oh, Life Hacks

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot I'm insanely popular.

Arperum

@RPiAwesomeness You get a hero soul per 2k hero levels on ascension, plus whatever you get from killing primal bosses.

Origami Robot

@Sterno I CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT.

RPi Awesomeness

8:22 PM

@Arperum Ah. I've encountered 2 (I think) and beat one

Unionhawk

Why else would anyone ping @Sterno

RPi Awesomeness

@Unionhawk I really don't understand why pinging @Sterno is so popular

Unionhawk

Well, if you don't understand, then I can't help you.

Sterno

I'm just going to start responding to senseless pings with "HOW EVERYTHING OUT"

Arperum

@RPiAwesomeness The bosses at levels X00 are guaranteed primals (these are named centurions, achievements are connected to killing them). every other boss past lvl 100 has a 25% chance of being a primal.

RPi Awesomeness

8:24 PM

ah

Blem

reached level 200 in 20min :)

Arperum

And he'll stay a primal until beaten (in the same ascension).

RedRiderX

Hmm I'm wonder what is the most effective emoji joke I can make about JavaScript truthyness

Arperum

And while talking here I beat lvl 175 :)

RedRiderX

I'm currently going with this:

> "0x1F311" : "true", // new moon symbol
"0x1F315" : "false", // full moon symbol
"0x1F31D" : "NaN", // full moon with face
"0x1F31A" : "undefined", // new moon with face
"0x1F319" : "null", // crescent moon

It's kind of misrepresenting NaN though...

murgatroid99

8:30 PM

@RedRiderX needs Infinity

Origami Robot

TRUE SHOULD BE THUMBS UP AND FALSE SHOULD BE THUMBS DOWN

RPi Awesomeness

@OrigamiRobot Good one

Unionhawk

THERE WASN'T A JOKE THERE

AAA

Origami Robot

UR THE JOKE

AND NOW YOU'RE HERE

Unionhawk

YAY

I'm glad to be able to contribute to this room in such a way.

Origami Robot

8:32 PM

READ: ANY WAY

IN OTHER NEWS, I AM MAKING A RUBBER BAND BALL AT WORK

IT WILL BE MY LEGACY

RPi Awesomeness

21 hours ago, by Origami Robot

Why does @Unionhawk have so many stars? What did I tell you about giving him attention? Now he'll never leave!

We're giving him attention again

Unionhawk

SHSHSH

Powerlord

pulls out a flamethrower and uses it on the Spring site

Origami Robot

HE ALREADY KNOWS HE CAN GET FOOD HERE

Powerlord

Why are you making assumptions that I want to use Spring Boot?

Origami Robot

8:34 PM

IT'S TOO LATE TO FIX NOW

WE'RE STUCK WITH HIM

Unionhawk

purr

2

Lazers

0

Q: Minecraft command block order I need help in redstone

I would like to make a command block that when he found someone(testfor) in a specific condition (like, survival mode) a redstone signal will appear and activate another command block(the command doesn't matter) If you can please to post a picture of how this setup (in redstone) should look like...

RPi Awesomeness

@OrigamiRobot noooo

Blem

at level 250 at 30min mark after ascension

Origami Robot

NOW YOU HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR GRAVATAR TO WOLF LINK

Unionhawk

8:36 PM

NO

HERO OF WINDS BEST LINK

Origami Robot

PFFT

MOST BORING LINK

Unionhawk

GET OUT

GnomeSlice

If a girl wants to meet me at a coffee shop is it appropriate to tell her I don't like coffee

Origami Robot

@GnomeSlice SUGGEST ANOTHER PLACE TO MEET?

badp

@GnomeSlice Don't coffee shops sell more than coffee?

GnomeSlice

8:37 PM

I don't know any other places

Fuck it

Origami Robot

ALSO, YOU CAN GET THINGS OTHER THAN COFFEE

RPi Awesomeness

@GnomeSlice Whooaa...@GnomeSlice Ladies man

GnomeSlice

haha

totes

Origami Robot

@Unionhawk I LIKED TWILIGHT PRINCESS BETTER THAN WIND WAKER.

BOOM

RPi Awesomeness

@badp Yeah, usually

Origami Robot

8:38 PM

I SAID IT

GnomeSlice

$10 says this is going to be a shitshow

RPi Awesomeness

@GnomeSlice For real, is it a date?

user15026

@GnomeSlice You will be able to find things that aren't coffee there, trust me on this

RPi Awesomeness

Or just hanging out

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot I'LL ALLOW THAT, HOWEVER, THE HERO OF WINDS IS A BETTER CHARACTER THAN THE HERO OF TWILIGHT

GnomeSlice

8:39 PM

@RPiAwesomeness I'm meeting a girl from okcupid in person for the first time on Wednesday

Unionhawk

BOOM

I SAID IT

RPi Awesomeness

@GnomeSlice Very nice!

Yuuki

Majora's Mask was the best.

2

user15026

And don't go in there thinking it is a shitshow, go in thinking it will be decent and then it will be better, trust me

Origami Robot

I WOULDN'T KNOW BECAUSE WIND WAKER WAS SO BORING AND THE DS GAMES WERE TERRIBAD

GnomeSlice

8:39 PM

@AshleyNunn It should be fun, we seem to have enough in common to have a good conversation. :)

Unionhawk

@OrigamiRobot YOU'RE BORING

(though the DS games are bad)

Brian

Wo wo wo

user15026

@GnomeSlice Then have fun with it. You never know what might happen

Brian

I enter chat and the first thing I see is Origami calling Wind Waker boring? Not okay

Wind Waker is amazing

2

Origami Robot

@Unionhawk I CAN'T EVEN BOTHER TO GET PAST THE SNEAK IN THE FORTRESS PART

GnomeSlice

8:40 PM

@OrigamiRobot that part is long and dumb

Unionhawk

Hero of Winds has a nonzero amount of emotional expression.

That part should have been obvious just by the barrel launch alone

Yuuki

@OrigamiRobot There's a 'sneak through the fortress' section in pretty much all the 3D Zelda games.

Brian

@Unionhawk I'd say they're overall good games, but by Zelda standards, they're bad.

Unionhawk

@Brian Any game that uses the touch screen to the extent that those games did is bad.

Those games destroy touch screens.

user15026

@OrigamiRobot I hate those bits so much

Powerlord

8:41 PM

@Yuuki ....must....resist....flagging....offensive...

Yuuki

Granted, the one in Majora's Mask was much easier because you could just slap on the Stone Mask...

Origami Robot

SERIOUSLY, IF THE NEXT ZELDA GAME ISN'T GOOD, I WILL PROBABLY GIVE UP ON THE SERIES :(

Brian

@Unionhawk Kid Icarus: Uprising used it even more and is one the best games for the 3DS

GnomeSlice

@Unionhawk Diddy Kong Racing DS seemed designed to ruin touch screens.

Most disappointing game I've ever played.

Yuuki

@OrigamiRobot Are you counting any possible spinoffs like Hyrule Warriors?

Origami Robot

8:42 PM

@Yuuki NO

Unionhawk

@Brian I don't care if it uses a touch screen, however, sword slashing should never occur on a touch screen.

Yuuki

@OrigamiRobot So the next proper Zelda game?

Brian

@Unionhawk That's fair

Origami Robot

@Yuuki THE NEXT ONES THAT'S NOT A REMAKE

Brian

@Unionhawk Nope, he has two expressions: surprised, and idgaf

Origami Robot

8:43 PM

ALL I WANT IS A MAJORA'S MASK REMAKE

CC @Wipqozn

Unionhawk

@Brian That's 2 more expressions than Hero of Twilight.

Also I disagree

Lazers

0

Q: How to wake up blue alpaca in Animal Crossing new Leaf?

In my Re-Tail shop, there is a blue alpaca who appears to be Reese's fiance. When I try to wak him up, Reese says that he is tired from worked all night on something. How do I wake him up and what is he for?

animal-crossing-new-leaf

Yuuki

@Brian Don't forget the various expressions he can make for selfies.

Unionhawk

@Yuuki Actually, do forget that. I'm considering WWSD.

Frank

@Lazers Why do I feel like that's not the first time that's been asked?

Origami Robot

8:45 PM

WHAT DOES IT MATTER HOW EXPRESSIVE HE IS IF THE GAME IS TOO BORING FOR ME TO SEE IT?

user15026

@Frank Because I am pretty sure it has

Frank

Search has not failed me!

Jun 9 at 16:31, by Lazers

0

Q: What does the blue alpaca/llama in Retail do in Animal Crossing: New Leaf

What does the blue alpaca/llama in Retail do in Animal Crossing: New Leaf? Reese's brother is asleep and when I try to talk to him, Reese says "SSSTOPPPPPP! My darling is extremely tired from working all night, so please let him get some sleep, OK?" He sleeps more than he needs to. Is it poss...

animal-crossing-new-leaf

Unionhawk

Hero of Twilight has this air of "Something something destiny" which is just... I dunno.

Hero of Winds is, plain and simple, a dumb kid.

Nothing more, nothing less.

Origami Robot

I ALSO DON'T CARE FOR THE ART STYLE, BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

Yuuki

@Unionhawk And a brother.

Frank

8:47 PM

@OrigamiRobot You must hate Borderland's art style, then.

Unionhawk

@Yuuki Yes, that too.

Origami Robot

@Frank NO?

Frank

@OrigamiRobot Same art style.

Unionhawk

@Frank No.

Origami Robot

IT'S REALLY NOT

Unionhawk

8:48 PM

It's cel shaded, but no

GnomeSlice

@Frank No it's not.

Unionhawk

That is literally the only thing that is the same

Frank

Cel shaded for both.

Origami Robot

THEY'RE BOTH CELL SHADED, BUT NOT THE SAME ART STYLE

Yuuki

@Unionhawk I just like his reason for going to save the world more than "oh, big Mr. Tree told me to".

Unionhawk

8:48 PM

@Yuuki This, pretty much.

Brian

It's all cel shading, but styled differently

WTF CEL DAMAGE HD

@GnomeSlice WHAT

@GnomeSlice HOLY C---, I REMEMBER THAT GAME.

GnomeSlice

Best game.

Batophobia

8:50 PM

@GnomeSlice TF2 meets Twisted Metal?

GnomeSlice

I still have it for Gamecube

Yuuki

@Batophobia If by TF2, you mean the wacky comedy theme, yes.

Otherwise, not much else in common.

SaintWacko

Portable Hole is best

2

Yuuki

Zombocom is hands-down #1.

GnomeSlice

@SaintWacko Yes!

I always fall down my own portable holes

Brian

8:54 PM

Random tangent: IndieGala is giving away free Steam keys for Ionball 2 now - indiegala.com/extra

I haven't tried it yet so I don't know if it's any good

Unionhawk

no

...

gg bridge

RPi Awesomeness

This is wonderful. Small town where I live has an ex-thief who's been released. This is just wonderful.

Ionball?

Brian

no?

Yuuki

After a few days of sparse starring, it seems someone has snapped and is starring everything in sight.

@RPiAwesomeness Did he serve his time?

Unionhawk

@Yuuki No, just messages with the word "no" I think

Yuuki

8:56 PM

I'm guessing so if he's been released.

fredley

GnomeSlice

@Brian It's supposed to be decent.

Unionhawk

Which is pants on head and this person should find something better to do

RPi Awesomeness

@Yuuki Probably, but he's been known to go into open garages and take things. :P

RedRiderX

> "0x1F501" : "Infinity", // clockwise rightwards and leftwards open circle arr

Unionhawk

8:58 PM

The law doesn't work that thieves are imprisoned forever... >_>

Yuuki

@RPiAwesomeness Okay, I'm not saying this is anyone's fault other than the thief, but if you have someone who is known to take stuff from open garages, you should probably close your garage...

RPi Awesomeness

@Yuuki Which we have

Brian

@RPiAwesomeness Does he look anything like this? upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c8/SlyCooper.png

RPi Awesomeness

Yay! My Youtube is now verified

@Brian dunno, maybe

Unionhawk

welcome to the illustrious and exclusive club known as the YouTube Partner's Program?

(or no?)

Origami Robot

8:59 PM

The kid in me likes to think "illustrious" means "full of pictures"

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