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3:00 PM
@RedRiderX Unless that's not what I'm talking about.
Which I happen to not be.
 
@OrigamiRobot You just asked if we call loons loons
 
@RedRiderX This caused me to look up the National animal of Belgium, it's a Lion it seems. That just has to cause some local political issues. (Flanders Has a Lion on it's flag, and Flanders might be sorta separatistic), the other half of Belgium(Wallonie) has a rooster.
 
@RedRiderX I said geese, you said loons.
I was asking if you called geese loons
 
I guess you just called loons geese then.
Well you appeared to lump loons in with geese.
 
The Canada goose (Branta canadensis) is a goose with a black head and neck, white patches on the face, and a brown body. Native to arctic and temperate regions of North America, it also occasionally migrates to northern Europe, and has been introduced to Britain, New Zealand, and other temperate regions. Extremely successful at living in human-altered areas, Canada geese have proven able to establish breeding colonies in urban and cultivated areas, which provide food and few natural predators, and are well known as a common park species. Their success has led to them sometimes being considered...
Is that a loon?
 
3:02 PM
@OrigamiRobot Eh the "Canadian" goose is another pretender to the throne.
 
@OrigamiRobot no, it's a bird silly.
 
I really have no idea how loons even came into this discussion.
 
@OrigamiRobot something about beavers
 
Nothing really much on it, but that's the one
 
14 mins ago, by Origami Robot
As long as it's not geese, we're cool.
 
3:11 PM
@Yuuki We have established that geese are not loons.
 
@OrigamiRobot You brought up geese which @RedRiderX followed up with loons.
 
Yes, the question is why.
 
Wait is this argument still going on?
Anyway back to emoji
 
@RedRiderX YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT UP LOONS WHEN I SAID GEESE!
 
@OrigamiRobot Ah yes you are right
 
3:13 PM
@Powerlord Type at least twice as slow is a good idea honestly
 
SOMEONE ELSE YELL WITH ME AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
LOONS ARE ON THE LOONIE THAT IS ALL
 
@OrigamiRobot WHYYYYY!?!?
 
@OrigamiRobot AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh
 
Holy shit to get a .us domain name you need to publicly register your name and address.
What the fuck?
 
3:14 PM
THANKS GUYS
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
@OrigamiRobot any time, why are we yelling?
Is it because AUTOGAMIBOT is back?
 
Not yet.
Probably soon.
 
I'm so pissed that .us domain names don't allow private registration.
 
Hometime!
 
3:20 PM
@TimStone LET THEM LIE ALREADY!
 
@StrixVaria There are companies that will be happy to take your money to put up their name in your place
...I think
 
I suspect you haven't actually opened the game as many times as steam is saying you did.
 
@OrigamiRobot That actually got an audible laugh out of me, well played
 
@badp I'm looking for something like that right now, actually.
 
Just once. :P
 
3:21 PM
@TimStone Ah, so "10 times in a row really fast" is a bit off?
 
0
Q: I cant add Minecraft mulitplayer servers

AnonymousI have recently brought the game and added lots of multi player severs that I love but one day I log in and they are all gone, i go onto direct connect and put in the correct IP and it says: Outdated server, Still on {0} How do I get my servers back?

 
Would seem so
 
0
Q: I forgot my Multicraft admin password

William David EdwardsI forgot my Multicraft admin password. So what did I do? I installed phpMyAdmin and saw the contents of the user table of the Multicraft database. I saw the root user with a MySQL 5 encrypted password. I replaced a new MySQL 5 encrypted password but I still can't log in! What can I do?

 
> Those Viper drivers must get sooo bored of waiting to get to 60! We don’t care whether they’re wrapped in bacon or not, 0.1 seconds isn’t going to change the world, and the average driver isn’t going to notice or care. To them they both accelerate stupid-uber-fast.
(From a comparison of Java Servlet containers)
 
@Powerlord You weren't trying very hard. How about a voice-driven programming language?
 
3:37 PM
@badp To be fair, I only gave it like 20 seconds thought at most.
This app server comparison is interesting.
 
Murmur - increment the data pointer (to point to the next cell to the right).
Grumble - decrement the data pointer (to point to the next cell to the left).
A as in 'pizza' - increment (increase by one) the byte at the data pointer.
U as in 'puddle' - decrement (decrease by one) the byte at the data pointer.
scream at the top of your lungs - output the byte at the data pointer.
1 second of silence - accept one byte of input, storing its value in the byte at the data pointer.
E as in 'erm... erm... erm...' - if the byte at the data pointer is zero, then instead of moving the instruction point
 
It looked like a server named Libery Profile was the fastest, but it turns out that it just does lazy initialization so although it starts up fast and deploys applications fast, the first time you hit said application the load time is REALLY high.
 
You could call it throatf-- wait that's probably not a good idea.
 
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Q: What deaths count as "safe" for Hardcore Ironman?

murgatroid99The ironman news post says Note that 'Safe' activities carry no risk of permanent death. But what exactly does that include? Is it just safe minigames, or are there other "safe" activities?

 
3:56 PM
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Q: LoL Character Guidance for Ranked Play

Frank VIn order to play ranked in League of Legends, you need to be Level 30 and own 16 champions. I'm currently level 8 and am moving up at a steady pace. I've bought the starter pack and Miss Fortune so I do own some champions. Once I get to level 30, I'd like to give ranked a go. So, in preparation...

 
I keep forgetting that I don't have to kill everything on a floor
(although I killed that thing anyway)
Can I lose this?
WHO KNOWS
 
@badp I believe in your ability to screw up anything!
 
@Blem Thank you! Your support is important for me
 
Oh, no wonder JBoss AS 7.1.1 is listed as the last version. It changed its name to WildFly... and possibly split away from Redhat
 
4:13 PM
lvl 240 down! I think I'm going to ascend.
Doing so would nearly double my amount of souls.
 
 
@Powerlord I think the rename was mostly to avoid confusion with all other JBoss things
 
Sorry to let you down @Blem
 
@badp It is ok
 
@TimStone Why call a thing *Boss anyway?
 
4:16 PM
Bigg Boss is a reality TV programme broadcast in India. It follows the Big Brother format, which was first developed by Endemol in the Netherlands. == Concept == Bigg Boss is a reality show based on the original Dutch Big Brother format developed by John de Mol. A number of contestants (known as "housemates") live in a purpose-built house and are isolated from the rest of the world. Each week, housemates nominate two of their peers for eviction, and the housemates who receives the most nominations would face a public vote. Of these, one would eventually leave, having been "evicted" from the House...
 
@badp (Java) Bean Open Source Software
 
(gfycat has a 15 second limit, but I suppose you can figure the rest out)
 
@badp That looks like a boring game, next please!
 
@TimStone -1, "Bigg"
 
4:21 PM
Zone 400 beaten, zone achievement gotten, gild unlocked, DPS achievement gotten
Sixth world
188+172 souls
 
@badp That's roughly how many times I've ascended, and I have nowhere near that many souls.
 
@Frank I'm not playing according to the usual meta
 
@GnomeSlice I'm surprised this didn't happen earlier lol
 
@badp Neither am I. But you also got the 30 soul bonus, I believe.
 
hmm, guess i should go home so I also can beat Zone 400
 
4:23 PM
@Frank That did help
Also helping: 43 dark rituals
 
@badp With a fully upgraded Vaagur.
 
yeah
It really helps when you want to go the distance
 
The game hasn't been nice enough to give me Vaagur again since the first time.
 
Incidentally I might soon be falling behind boss health
 
I prefer resetting a bit earliger and getting some souls
 
4:25 PM
@Blem but you only get souls when you go far!
 
That might be why I have no souls.
I've been resetting every time I set a new 'farthest distance' record.
 
I have Solomon for +15% souls, but 1 × 1.15 = 1
 
well i can beat level 200 in about 20min (or could before i went on a soul spending spree and used about 2/3 of my souls)
 
I have Atman, Vaagur, and Mammon
Vaagur's the only one I've been upgrading, though
 
Atman 1, Bhaal 2, Dogcog 4, Solomon 8, Vaagur 15
 
4:27 PM
nananananananana ATMAN
 
95 souls total
 
ahem
 
@Unionhawk it probably is intentional anyway
 
@badp It definitely is.
 
The most obvious
 
4:28 PM
@Unionhawk I don't think so
Atman may refer to: Ātman (Hinduism), meaning 'self' Ātman (Buddhism), a reference to the essential self Ātman (Jainism), a philosophical term used within Jainism to identify the soul Atman jnana Atman (fashion) Atman, a 1997 documentary film by Pirjo Honkasalo == See also == Anatta (anatman), refers to the notion of "not-self" or the illusion of "self" in Buddhism Ataman, a title of Cossack and haidamak leaders of various kinds World Soul (disambiguation) Atma (disambiguation) Divine soul (disambiguation)...
 
@SaintWacko shh
 
@Unionhawk The truth shall not be silenced!
 
@SaintWacko And why do you think he was called Ātman?!
 
@badp Haha
Bah
WTB more primals
 
Pretty much the only ancient I have levelled up a lot is the one that increases your dps when idling.
I think I get like +125% now
 
4:30 PM
I got the one that increases primals on list of posible aincents to buy, but he is 500 souls >.<
 
the guy that looks like a big shroom
 
My last run was awesome. I got a primal like every single boss fight.
Doubled my souls right there.
 
@GnomeSlice I wish I had that one
 
I got Vaagur, Dogcog and Kumawakamaru maxed and then i got Energon(level 1), Mammon, Fortuna, Argaiv, Solomon and Libertas
 
@GnomeSlice but how do you deal with bosses then?
 
4:47 PM
@badp skills?
Dogcog is in my current choice of ancients
 
@SaintWacko I upgraded it to level 4, but it isn't worth it for me to upgrade it any further right now
 
> Ubisoft explained that Rogue is coming later than its console release date. When asked why this was, we were told it’s "primarily for production reasons."
Well that answers that question.
But at least it'll make it to PC.
 
The thing that boggles my mind about consoles is
If we can't have 1080p 60fps, why go 900p 30fps instead of 720p 60fps?
 
that reminds me, is the rogue-like thing over?
I haven't seen it thrown around as much recently.
 
@TimStone (sorry was away at meeting) The problem is that the main JBoss page has download links for it up until it changed names.
 
4:51 PM
@TimStone And this isn't new at all.
 
@Powerlord Yeah, the name change to avoid confusion is in itself quite confusing.
 
@TimStone Late Access!
 
Additionally, the JBoss Enterprise version still refers to it as AS 7.x despite Wildfire being in the 8.x releases.
 
Ubisoft keeps saying they want to treat their PC customers better, and then they keep pushing back PC releases.
 
Bahaha
 
4:52 PM
Yeah, but I'm just going to go with reading "production reasons" as "we were paid", like I originally suspected.
 
They clearly didn't realize that electric fences pulse
@OrigamiRobot rogue-like is best like
 
@SaintWacko Clearly?
 
@SaintWacko nice backflip
 
@OrigamiRobot See how he taps the hand, expecting to get shocked, and when nothing happens, they grab on, thinking it's not working
 
@SaintWacko I thought that was just a fake
"Here I gooooh got you tricked!
 
4:54 PM
I... don't think they didn't think it was working.
 
Ah that's what happens later
 
They clearly wanted to be shocked.
 
0
Q: Can I save Binh?

BeofettIn Damonta, is it possible to save Binh and return her to her parents? I received no dialog challenges (Smart Ass, Kiss Ass, etc.) during the conversations with Tinker to prevent her from stopping Binh's heart. Is there any possible outcome that would save Binh's life?

 
@badp Hmmm...
 
why are electric fences things to begin with anyway?
 
4:55 PM
@badp To keep cattle in
 
ah. eh.
 
@badp Because normal fences are not American enough
 
@badp My parents have one to stop the goats from killing themself by eating everything that is bad for them.
 
I like that guy's kangaroo impression.
 
And also to stop the goats from eating stuff that is not supposed to be eaten by the goats, but by humans instead.
 
4:56 PM
It's true. Everything in America, including cattle, wants to be free, and that's simply not acceptable.
 
'murica. Home of the Land and free of the brave
 
This is weird
Holding ctrl to level up heroes 100 at a time lags the hell out of the game
Hm, so does holding shift
 
@SaintWacko lol
 
@RedRiderX don't you love open source
 
It's a beautiful thing.
 
5:02 PM
@TimStone 'specially when these cows want to take giant poos everywhere
Oooo... Samsung 840 Evo 120GB for $70
 
Ugh github your issues are confusing.
 
0
Q: Project: Red - Transportation Pipes not extracting

Richard AI have a brewing stand setup like this, the ME Interface is exporting Nether Wart, Sugar, Glowstone and Gunpowder, the translocators keep 5 of each stocked in the chest. Now, using these pipes from Project: Red - Transportation, I want to extract the contents of the chest and route them to the B...

 
5:24 PM
Geez. That one grandma lady in Shadow of Mordor has some serious health issues
Not to mention that one elf dude seems almost evil
 
SPOILERS!
 
Wait, does this say what I think it says?
That has to be doctored, right?
 
uh..wut?
guys vs moms?
 
@SaintWacko fail
 
5:32 PM
@MBraedley Baby seems happy enough though.
 
@RedRiderX that was the funniest part to me
 
Baby's all "I can dig this"
 
@RedRiderX he is
 
THAT LADY LOOKS LIKE SHE FELL ASLEEP STANDING UP
 
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Q: how do i get people to eat from a nutrient paste dispenser

power flightI am having trouble with food as I have hoppers [directly next to a nutrient paste dispenser] that are filled with food but when my colonists go to eat they take the food out of the hoppers instead of eating nutrient paste ps. I am powering my paste dispenser

 
5:38 PM
And it is in 4k.... wow
@GnomeSlice Yeah, that answer has been pretty good for my rep
 
5:58 PM
hello bridge
 
Howdy
 
@OrigamiRobot RACIST
 
you know it's an unproductive work day when I end up on the bridge
3
 
@StrixVaria YOU CHANGED YOUR GRAVATAR, NOTHING YOU SAY MATTERS ANYMORE
 
Oh I did do that.
I forgot.
 
6:01 PM
And so the terrible gravatar takeover continued...
 
I've used this gravatar before.
 
I'VE BEEN WANTING TO CHANGE MINE FOR A WHILE, BUT I HAVEN'T FOUND A GOOD ROBOT TO USE
 
At least I didn't also change my name this time.
 
So, there's apparently a tornado warning about thirty minutes west of me. This system is moving west to east. So... Think good thinks for me!
 
@StrixVaria How is that even racist? If someone looks like she fell asleep, she looks like she fell asleep, looking asleep has nothing to do with race.
 
6:02 PM
@StrixVaria THAT WAS THE WORST.
FIRST VICTIM. GRATS @StrixVaria
 
Wo, just noticed that StrixVaria is user #129 on SE
The rest of us all have 5 digit numbers
 
@Brian Just for chat.
You get a different ID in chat vs. on various sites.
@badp is even lower.
 
I used to have a cool low chat number and then ended up with like five chat accounts that when merged were merged into the latest one. Sad face.
 
OH GOD INVADER SKOODGE JUST MORPHED INTO GIR
3
 
@rpi SPOILERS
 
6:10 PM
@OrigamiRobot I KNOW IT'S TERRIFYING
 
I'M AFRAID TO REFRESH AND SEE WHICH IS REAL
 
Waiting for DNS changes to propagate takes longer than the age of the universe.
 
There's dark magic at work in the Bridge today
 
@Brian We do? I'm pretty sure I'm user 602 on chat.
 
WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE
WHOA, THAT WAS A LOT BIGGER THAN I WAS LED TO BELIEVE...
4
 
6:14 PM
@StrixVaria Ah, ok
@Powerlord You hadn't said anything recently when I said that; I was only checking people who were recently active in chat
 
@saintwacko the truth has been and will be silenced I say!
 
~You wanna go where everybody knows you're lame.~
 
My headcanon is stronger than your truth.
 
@Brian @PrivatePansy is #31
 
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
 
6:19 PM
WHAT IS @UNI ON ABOUT NOW?
 
@OrigamiRobot Licking goats.
 
Good question.
 
He's right, you don't have the proper certification to handle this truth
 
I don't even know
 
@Powerlord Not goats licking planes?
 
6:21 PM
@Unionhawk I broke @badp's headcanon
 
@Unionhawk AND KEEP IT THAT WAY, MISTER
 
Okay
 
@Brian Well, of course.
125
Q: How do I lick a plane?

JutschgeA friend of mine told me that I would get an Achievement if I managed to lick the plane that's flying around in the world but, he won't tell me how to get close to it. I tried many different things. Jumping on trampolines won't get me high enough, and the only thing that looks high enough is the...

 
Place yer bets, how badly do the comments on that question need to be cleaned up
Eh, its not terrible. I expected a lot more
 
YOU DIDN'T EVEN LET ME BET!
 
6:27 PM
TOO LATE
TOO SLOW
 
NOOOOOOOO
THIS IS JUST LIKE DOWN LOW ALL OVER AGAIN
 
 
Technically he's using caps lock because reasons and things
 
SADLY :(
 
I'm using all caps to be factual and important though. I'll admit that.
 
6:32 PM
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Q: Minecraft forge error

GinaMy son's minecraft is not working. We installed forge mod on his minecraft 1.7.10 a while ago. I do not know much at all about this, but a couple of days ago this error message appeared: ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // This doesn't make any sense! Time: 13/10/14 11:21 AM Description: Star...

 
Caching is the worst.
 
No u
 
@StrixVaria I WAS GOING TO MAKE A JOKE THAT CACHING MADE THAT SAY BEST INSTEAD OF WORST BUT LITERALLY NO ONE HAS EVERY SAID THAT SO IT WOULD NEVER BE CACHED
 
@StrixVaria ?
 
@RedRiderX Registering a domain/setting up the DNS to point at AWS/etc.
It's slow.
 
6:36 PM
@StrixVaria Oh DNS caching.
Yes it is literally the worst
 
I can't tell whether the setup I have right now is working and just not propagated or if it's utterly broken.
And also just not propagated.
 
@StrixVaria I know your pain
Speaking of caching...
Wait oh you changed it again
Caching @StrixVaria is Literally the Worst
 
Ah! A hard refresh got me where I wanted to go.
Thanks Chrome caching for making me think that DNS caching was the problem.
 
Yay chrome caching
 
@TimStone D:
 
6:44 PM
I know, tragedy.
 
hugs his 27 tight
 
I don't think it was quite as low as yours though, I wasn't that cool of a kid apparently.
 
I'm 23 on Arqade anyway
 
I'm some high number on both comparatively
Yesh, 33k on chat and 20k on site
 
@TimStone WHO TOLD YOU THESE LIES?
 
6:50 PM
@badp used to mod abuse me before I was a mod :(
 
I'm surprised you being a mod has stopped him
 
I abused my way into modship and there's just some lines you don't cross
 
....dead babies.
 
@Powerlord BoI
 
I can't find the link to Duke Nukem's voice actor saying that.
 

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