The Bridge

1:00 PM

> The requested URL was rejected. Please call the Customer Service number on the back of your member ID Card for assistance, during normal business hours 7a-10p CST Monday - Friday, with the following three items:

I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS WHY DID I DECIDE TO WAKE UP THIS EARLY

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot I hate it when I'm trying to do something and it's broken and then it says to call within some time window that isn't now.

At least you could call right away.

fredley

4

Origami Robot

My dental insurance is through UnitedHealthcare

I am on their website.

> please select from the Dental Provider Networks listed

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE NETWORK

IF YOU'RE NOT, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT WHO IS?

Lazers

0

Q: How are cavalry different from soldiers?

Are cavalry stronger or weaker than soldiers? When I send out a raid, it always seems that the cavalry die first, and very quickly. Is there any point in them or should I just send out more soldiers if I can?

civ-clicker

badp

OH COME ON.

Matt Эллен

1:11 PM

yeah. superfluous key presses are the worst

badp

(gfycat.com/GoodnaturedClearAddax)

5pike

@badp ... did you land on a spike trap?

Origami Robot

I just want to get a cavity filled.

badp

@5pike yes

Origami Robot

I am trying to be a responsible adult.

Lazers

1:15 PM

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Q: Minecraft 1.8 java.lang.ClassNotFoundException Error

Recently my laptop had its windows ( 8 ) re installed and before that, I could play minecraft without any errors. And now after installing minecraft again and tried to play, this error message pops up. I have tried re downloading the assets and libraries and it won't work. Please help me. Except...

minecraft

badp

It was obscured by the shrine of glass and that arrow trap led me right into it

5pike

@badp Evil

badp

@5pike This was a seeded run, too, so if you want to fall to this trap yourself, the seed is ARQADE.

It's a pretty good seed, too.

5pike

@badp I don't have it, yet.

badp

...and by then the seed will probably give you something different

oh well

5pike

1:18 PM

I said it before, but I won't buy early access games.

badp

Hence "by then"

StrixVaria

Is that necrodancer game still early access?

5pike

@StrixVaria yes

StrixVaria

I'm coming to loathe early access.

badp

Zone 4 is still missing

but I'm happy with the game as it is

5pike

1:19 PM

@StrixVaria We should open a club or something.

badp

it's plenty of fun and I have wanted to throw money at these guys for the longest time. Eventually it so happened that I threw it to them when it was 33% off.

fredley

badp

Thanks Gabe.

5pike

@fredley Ebay - clreanace boxes

Arperum

@Lazers Oh damn you. not another clicker.

badp

1:20 PM

Even if you don't care for the rhythm part, CotN is already a pretty delightful puzzle

StrixVaria

@Arperum I wasn't a big fan of that one. I didn't get terribly far but it didn't keep my interest.

badp

It feels somewhat like chess

Origami Robot

Which one?

StrixVaria

Civ Clicker.

Origami Robot

Oh, that one was super boring.

You can get all the things in a couple hours

StrixVaria

1:22 PM

It also seemed to be placing undue stress on strategy rather than just blind grinding.

I don't play incremental games to think.

Arperum

Heh, I might've played it before if it went around here, in which case I should be immune.

Lazers

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Q: League of legends gold border

So I'm in gold 5, and I don't have a gold border like the other people I know have. I don't know if I should go to a higher rank gold or what How do I get the gold border? My summoner name is Sleyar, NA

league-of-legends

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Q: Glowstone server is generating only one strange biom!

Thereby bukkit is not available at the moment I searched a other server software that supports plugins. Glowstone is supporting the bukkit API so I am able to use bukkit plugins. But I have a problem with the world generator. I do not even think such a biom is exsiting... As you can see the sand...

minecraft minecraft-server

Origami Robot

Kittens Game has ruined incrementals for me

Arperum

@OrigamiRobot I got bored of kittens game. Only clicker I'm still playing is clicker heroes.

StrixVaria

Clicker heroes is insane.

3

I can't. stop.

Origami Robot

1:25 PM

Clicker heroes is the most boring clicker I've ever played.

Arperum

@StrixVaria Exactly, you just keep playing. You even forget to do other things like play other games.

Origami Robot

It's worse than the first version of cookie clicker

StrixVaria

It's like a strictly better cookie clicker.

Origami Robot

If by better you mean worse.

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot There's a cheaper version where they don't have the additional costs of paying someone to read them to you.

Arperum

1:26 PM

The robot is being wrong again. He got the @uni virus again.

StrixVaria

Audiobooks are stupidly expensive.

Origami Robot

@Sterno There's an even cheaper version where I can still have someone read it to me.

Sterno

If you're going to be a filthy pirate, at least compromise and buy the ebook version before pirating the audio version

StrixVaria

Every once in a while I doubt how stupidly expensive audible.com is and go back to read their pricing and then marvel that there is even a single person willing to pay that much.

Origami Robot

Ebooks are the worst form of consuming literature.

badp

1:28 PM

@StrixVaria Don't you get a free ebook a month? or so I heard

StrixVaria

@badp You pay like a $30/month subscription that includes 1 book and gives you the privilege to buy more.

badp

@StrixVaria wait wat.

5pike

@StrixVaria The fuck?

StrixVaria

Unless it's changed since I last looked.

Arperum

@StrixVaria They have to pay some person to literally read the whole book out loud without errors. That'll take a bit of time, and since not all that many people buy t, it's pricey.

StrixVaria

1:29 PM

Ok, it's $15/month now. The price has definitely gone down because I remember it sounding unreasonable in the past.

Origami Robot

I have enough trouble reading a paper book.

StrixVaria

But yeah for $15/month you get one audiobook a month and then any more than that need to be purchased.

It doesn't sound quite so bad at that price point, but it used to be ludicrous.

Origami Robot

Now you want me to be required to A) sit at my computer or B) read on a tiny screen

5pike

@StrixVaria Is the one you get actually worth 15 $, or just some random crap nobody even wants as a gift?

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot So all your books are large print?

badp

1:31 PM

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot No, that's not how you consume ebooks. If you don't have a tablet or kindle, then I understand why you don't like ebooks.

badp

it's like a party

StrixVaria

If you do have one of those things, then it's still a matter of personal preference.

But don't claim that ebooks are bad because you have to read them at your computer, because that's wrong.

GnomeSlice

@badp Isn't that the point?

RedRiderX

@badp A Monster Party

GnomeSlice

1:32 PM

Also I need this game

Origami Robot

@StrixVaria Do I really need to quantify my opinions with "for me"?

RedRiderX

Or Mash, if you will

Blem

I'm dyslexic so I get free audio books from www.e17.dk

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot I'm not saying that you should consume ebooks. If you don't have an appropriate device, then of course ebooks are the worst way for you to try to consume books. But it seemed to me that you claimed they were bad "in general" because of your situation, which is not correct.

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot I'm pretty sure you do yeah

badp

1:33 PM

Oh my god.

Frank

@badp This just makes me want to play Dungeons of Dredmor again.

badp

@Frank This game is way more evil

gfycat.com/ScholarlyNeighboringIndianglassfish

The golem moves every fourth turn

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot I apologize. Somehow I missed the "or" in your statement.

badp

The mage uses his "wind spell" to teleport you next to him every once in a while

StrixVaria

I find the screen bigger than a book page, and you can change font size, so it works for me, but if you don't like it then whatever since you're allowed to have your own opinion.

badp

1:35 PM

The mage teleported me next to him right when it was the Golem's turn to move

>__<

and what's worse

I pushed the golem there myself with the knockback granted to me by my ring of war

Origami Robot

Even if I had a proper device, I still prefer actual books to ebooks.

Even though I am bad at them.

badp

That's just how thoroughly owned I've gotten there

StrixVaria

Yeah, that's totally up to personal preference. I actually find myself alternating back and forth on which I prefer.

GnomeSlice

Air Brawl Alpha Trailer

GIMME

Origami Robot

I prefer audiobooks because they allow me to actually finish the damn thing.

In the case of Dresden, it helps that James Marsters is an excellent reader.

StrixVaria

1:38 PM

Audiobooks are way less work. They take longer, on average, but you can "read" passively which is really awesome.

I listened to a bunch in the car when I used to drive to commute.

RedRiderX

@StrixVaria And Ebooks don't have very broad media support yet, so image heavy books are still way better when physical.

Origami Robot

@StrixVaria They take me less time because I am so easily distracted by reading.

GnomeSlice

Yes!

store.steampowered.com/app/293660

StrixVaria

One other thing I like about audiobooks is that I tend to start rushing to read quickly when interesting stuff is happening, which then makes me miss details. The audiobook paces it for me so that I can't do that.

RedRiderX

@GnomeSlice Seems alright but that VO is almost painful.

badp

1:44 PM

> Current Lowest Price: 9,35€ at GreenMan Gaming after coupon code OCTOBE-R20GMG-OFFERX (Activates on Steam) (Info)

I'm not going to buy it now, but major props for actually putting gameplay in their storepage

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot Okay. Buy a physical copy and then set it on fire.

GnomeSlice

@badp Rat King are great devs.

RedRiderX

@badp Yeah that was pretty nice to see

GnomeSlice

I think including Tri in the IGS Pitman feature was a smart move for them too.

Sterno

Or just send Jim Butcher and James Marsters a check for $5 each

RPi Awesomeness

1:48 PM

Whoa...that looks pretty awesome

Sterno

Or send them one of @spugsley's prints.

GnomeSlice

@RPiAwesomeness It is awesome.

In case it wasn't already abundantly clear, stop supporting gamergate.

Sterno

> At Skype, we take customer safety and security very seriously. We have identified a potential compromise with your Skype account: xxxxx and we have temporarily suspended access until you reset the account’s password.

Thanks for not telling me at all what that potential compromise might have been, Skype

@GnomeSlice Also, stop bringing up a banned topic.

GnomeSlice

what does 'astroturfing' mean?

badp

@Sterno It's been a while since the last time chat exploded over this so I'm willing to let it stay and see what happens

@GnomeSlice That's when you present your opinion as someone else's so you can agree with it

Sterno

1:55 PM

Astroturfing

Astroturfing is the practice of masking the sponsors of a message or organization (e.g. political, advertising, religious or public relations) to make it appear as though it originates from and is supported by grassroots participant(s). It is a practice intended to give the statements or organizations more credibility by withholding information about the source's financial connection. The term astroturfing is a derivation of AstroTurf, a brand of synthetic carpeting designed to look like natural grass, a play on the word "grassroots." The implication behind the use of the term is that there are...

Pretty much that first sentence.

GnomeSlice

Ah.

Sterno

@badp You just want to ban people. And I like drama. So this sounds good to me.

Powerlord

Sep 18 at 18:24, by Grace Note

We've been receiving multiple complaints about the subject of gaming journalism, harassment, and the wide net of individuals involved in the recent gaming uproar. Namely about it coming up in chat. I know... we're a video games site, this is a gaming chat and this is news relevant to gaming. But we're a gaming chat that's comprised of people, and we respect our friends and companions here. People have been asking for this subject to stop coming up - it makes users feel uncomfortable and unsafe to hang around here.

badp

Sep 18 at 18:34, by Grace Note

@MadScientist I'm for starters hoping that this will not have to be a permanent ban.

GnomeSlice

@Powerlord So don't read it.

StrixVaria

1:58 PM

@GnomeSlice What does that even mean? Assuming the topic is still banned, the onus is not on other people to ignore the presence of a banned topic, but on each person not to bring up the banned topic.

GnomeSlice

I didn't even know it was banned

But if you're pretty sure clicking on it will upset you, you probably shouldn't click on it.

Sterno

> The enemy of the Gamergate supporter is the so-called "social justice warrior," which is a pejorative commonly used to describe basically anyone who feels empathy — a trait that sickens narcissists who believe that listening to another human being and taking their feelings seriously is a form of defeat.

^ Ad hominems are a great way to have a discussion!

This article is on the right side of things, but is dumb.

That is my 2 cents on it.

Origami Robot

@Sterno Yea! Add homonyms to everything! People love em!

Powerlord

My $0.02 on the matter is that... you should spend that $0.02 on some nice game to play.

Sterno

I've been disappointed by anything I have ever spent exactly 2 cents on.

badp

2:00 PM

@Sterno Stopping bullshit takes one order of magnitude more effort than creating it

Powerlord

@Sterno Noncents!

badp

@Powerlord I wish I had non-moderator flags right now

Sterno

@Powerlord negative stars

Lazers

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Q: Is it possible to always smash the big prize Piñata in Plants vs Zombies 2

When you finish a daily Piñata Party you are presented with a screen of Piñata's to smash. There are four rows of four. After you smash your allocated three Piñata's then if you haven't revealed the big prize pot of coins (or costume if you've not unlocked them all) then it's location is revealed...

plants-vs-zombies-2

RPi Awesomeness

Trying to decide whether to risk a $20 MIR from TigerDirect or not...

They're supposedly dreadful for honoring them :P

Powerlord

2:01 PM

@badp What, and bring other people into this chat to tell people here to stop flagging stupid things?

badp

@Sterno Sell $59.97 worth of hats on Steam Market, buy game for $.02

Sterno

I recently read a study that presenting proof to conspiracy theorists that they are wrong just strengthens their beliefs.

Origami Robot

MIRs are typically from the manufacturer, no?

badp

14 hours ago, by badp

If you don't turn puns into existential dread, you're letting the terrorists win

Powerlord

@badp What are you, a US politician?

RPi Awesomeness

2:02 PM

@OrigamiRobot Yes, but the companies that TigerDirect goes through to do said rebate tend to be...bad

Sterno

It might be worth the 30 minute ban just to flag that terrible pun and thereby troll others with it.

RPi Awesomeness

Or so I've heard. I've never actually done one from them...

Origami Robot

@Sterno I read something that said that study was part of the conspiracy.

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot I KNEW IT

badp

I'm still amused by people decrying the "game journos" list

Sterno

2:04 PM

I'm unclear on how gamergate relates to nude photo leaks, but hey, might as well throw a bunch of bad things all in the same article

Origami Robot

@RPiAwesomeness AFAIK, the distributor doesn't have anything to do with the rebate process

Sterno

This article is just so much stupid.

badp

OH MY GOD PEOPLE ARE SENDING EACH OTHER EMAILS

EMAILS

SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

StrixVaria

Email should be deprecated.

RPi Awesomeness

@badp O.O

/me runs for the hills

Martin Sojka

2:04 PM

@GnomeSlice No worries. Once my problems with the current crop of gaming "journalists" web sites are mostly dealt with, I'll stop being active in the movement.

badp

@StrixVaria WAVE WAS SUPPOSED TO FIX THIS

StrixVaria

@badp DAMMIT GOOGLE YOU FAILURES

fredley

@badp PLUS WAS SUPPOSED TO FIX THIS

WE SHOULD ALL USE GOOGLE PLUS

StrixVaria

Ugh.

badp

LET'S SHUT THIS DOWN AND HAVE HANGOUTS ON GOOGLE PLUS INSTEAD

Arperum

2:05 PM

27 secs ago, by StrixVaria

Ugh.

RPi Awesomeness

1 min ago, by StrixVaria

Ugh.

fredley

LET'S SHUT DOWN STACK EXCHANGE AND HAVE A WAVE INSTEAD

A SINGLE WAVE

badp

TO SHARE

FOREVER

fredley

GOOD THING THEY FIXED THE LAG

badp

WAIT DOES THAT MEAN THAT PEOPLE CAN MOD ABUSE EACH OTHER RELENTLESSLY WITHOUT PRACTICAL MEANS TO STOP THEM

RPi Awesomeness

2:08 PM

@OrigamiRobot reddit.com/r/buildapcsales/comments/2iwoqs/… is what I read regarding the horribadness of TigerDirect MIR...

dunno

And a couple others, but I'm not wasting time looking for them

:P

Yay! MSI rebate has been approved

Origami Robot

TMK (read: guess) the manufacturers tell the distributors about the rebate offer and the distributor tells you.

RPi Awesomeness

Yeah...I just gotta be really careful and make copies of everything and stay on their tails

Origami Robot

The distributor is just passing along the information.

GnomeSlice

I loved cracked

> They swore to expose corruption in the system, revealing that various gaming writers knew some indie developers. Which shocked the ass off everyone who'd thought gaming writers scrimshawed their articles onto little wooden balls from inside sensory-deprivation baths connected to ENIGMA decoders.

haha

They have the funniest writers.

RPi Awesomeness

Dangit. I hate giveaways that have a bunch of entry abilities, but don't allow you access to half of them unless you do the first half :P

And I can't do the first half because I don't have twitter and Facebook

user15026

2:15 PM

Good morning Bridge-ians! Today is a wonderful day.

Sterno

@AshleyNunn Lies

Powerlord

@AshleyNunn For Canadians, maybe.

badp

@AshleyNunn We're trying to tentatively allow *gate discussion, so if that's a problem for you I suggest you keep your day wonderful by tuning out

Powerlord

For the rest of the world, it's just Monday.

GnomeSlice

> Let's move on to something more important. Like what are the Kardashians up to now.

user15026

2:15 PM

@powerlord I do have to work tonight though of that helps

GnomeSlice

bahaha

@AshleyNunn Happy Thanksgiving!

Powerlord

@GnomeSlice Well, Kim decided to have a sex change and become Tim.

</lies>

badp

Tim Possible?

user15026

@badp noted. Will go back to cuddles and coffee foraging

Sterno

@badp Honestly we're all pretty much just avoiding it anyway, other than me complaining that it's a terribly-written article.

Powerlord

2:16 PM

@badp Yes.

user15026

@gnomeslice happy Thanksgiving to you too!

Powerlord

It's just another Manic Monday.

badp

@Sterno "tentatively"

RedRiderX

Quotes are now supported!

Powerlord

@RedRiderX Coding in emoji? Where's my gun...

Martin Sojka

2:23 PM

Yeah, what kind of witchery is that???

RedRiderX

Oh, you haven't heard!

emojs.github.io

I haven't finished the definition list yet, so funny suggestions are welcome.

Sterno

Why?

The world has enough terrible things without this.

RedRiderX

Well, as with all black marks on the world, it started with an argument in the Bridge.

2

Then I just took the joke too far, as is tradition.

Powerlord

7

Lets see.... is it possible to Flag projects as offensive on Github?

RPi Awesomeness

@RedRiderX It works now!

RedRiderX

2:30 PM

@RPiAwesomeness ?

Oh the site?

RPi Awesomeness

Sconibulus

@Powerlord this happens every damned time

RPi Awesomeness

Yeah

RedRiderX

@RPiAwesomeness Yeah I ended up just mandating uniform emojis with a script

It's not a perfect solution but it works for now.

StrixVaria

@RedRiderX You should make a basic emoji IDE with an embedded compiler.

RPi Awesomeness

2:31 PM

@RedRiderX Yeah

Powerlord

HEY! I'll post that same image a third time in case someone didn't see it the first two.

RedRiderX

I'll probably have to use something else if I'm going to add a live example bit though

@StrixVaria Hmm...

RPi Awesomeness

Also, a movie has been being filmed in my small town for the last few days :)

Not hollywood, but not a home movie either. They were filming in a friends barn ystrday

StrixVaria

@RedRiderX Also did you replace the embedded font with just pictures? That makes the example less useful :(

RedRiderX

@StrixVaria I know :(

Powerlord

2:32 PM

Speaking of movies being filmed... Batman vs. Superman is apparently has some scenes being filmed here.

RPi Awesomeness

@Powerlord Whoa.

RedRiderX

copying that gives you arbitrary emote names and not literal characters

RPi Awesomeness

That's a Tad bit bigger than this one. Just a tad

RedRiderX

If I could change that in the library I'm using that would be amazing, but I don't know if that's possible

Powerlord

Apparently on the 16th and 17th... they were looking for extras a while back.

GnomeSlice

2:34 PM

RedRiderX

@GnomeSlice Pretty much the intended reaction

GnomeSlice

Phil Collins is the best

Richard Collins (actor)

Richard Collins (1947 – April 15, 2013) was a Canadian actor who played the character of Philadelphia "Phil" Collins in the television show Trailer Park Boys. In 2011, he also appeared as 'Big Ron' in episode 3 of The Drunk and On Drugs Happy Fun Time Hour. Collins was born in St.John's, Newfoundland, Canada, and lived in Halifax, Nova Scotia, for most of his life. He was both a screen and stage actor. Collins died on April 15, 2013 in Halifax and is survived by his family. Collins died during the filming of Trailer Park Boys 3: Don't Legalize It, and the film is dedicated to him, as well as Rita...

Powerlord

You know what? There should be a programming language where you use pornographic imagery instead of text.

GnomeSlice

@Powerlord Why?

Powerlord

@GnomeSlice ...because!

GnomeSlice

2:36 PM

Oh, well since you put it like that... =P

RPi Awesomeness

@Powerlord No thanks

I'll pass :)

Powerlord

@GnomeSlice I was just trying to think of things that were dumber than programming in emoji and it was the only thing I could think of.

2

GnomeSlice

@Powerlord lol

RPi Awesomeness

Yeah. Kevin Sorbo. Anyone heard of him?

GnomeSlice

Wooo, Denial is out

@RPiAwesomeness Yes. He was on Andromeda. And in The Conduit.

Kevin van der Velden

2:39 PM

@Powerlord I'm sure there's been a esoteric language dumber than programming in emoji

GnomeSlice

And also Conan or something

►

RPi Awesomeness

@GnomeSlice Yeah. He's in this movie that was being filmed in my friend's barn

For real

And at the place where I work

GnomeSlice

@RPiAwesomeness What movie?

RedRiderX

Oh wait, there might be an option for unicode copypaste!

RPi Awesomeness

I doubt you'll have heard of it, Rodeo Girl?

GnomeSlice

2:40 PM

I mean he's pretty bad, but he's still a minor celebrity.

@RPiAwesomeness Nope.

Kevin van der Velden

I mean, there's a language based on binary lambda calculus.

RPi Awesomeness

I think that's the name anyways

Powerlord

@KevinvanderVelden Well, OK, I was trying to think of things that were dumber than programming in emoji that didn't already exist (like Whitespace or Brainfuck programming languages)

Kevin van der Velden

@Powerlord aah, that constraint does make it a bit more difficult

Powerlord

Watch, someone will flag that despite it being a real language:

Brainfuck

Brainfuck is an esoteric programming language noted for its extreme minimalism. The language consists of only eight simple commands and an instruction pointer. It is designed to challenge and amuse programmers, and was not made to be suitable for practical use. It was created in 1993 by Urban Müller. == Language design == Urban Müller created brainfuck in 1993 with the intention of designing a language which could be implemented with the smallest possible compiler, inspired by the 1024-byte compiler for the FALSE programming language. Several brainfuck compilers have been made smaller than 200...

Kevin van der Velden

2:41 PM

Has someone made an esoteric programming language based on bible quotes yet?

RedRiderX

@Powerlord Brainfuck was a great inspiration.

@KevinvanderVelden How... would that work?

You mean you'd type 3:16 for function?

Kevin van der Velden

@RedRiderX Hmm, at it's basest: Each quote is a single instruction in a brainfuck like language

RedRiderX

How would you format that....

Kevin van der Velden

@RedRiderX NEVER! Only the whole quotes in the original, GOD GIVEN LANGUAGE of AMERICAN.

Or something like that

Origami Robot

@RedRiderX I'm not sure that's a consideration here.

Kevin van der Velden

2:44 PM

@RedRiderX one quote per line

RedRiderX

Hmm, maybe specify that all quotes need to start with a capital, since Mat3:16b is a valid quote

Oh no...

What am I doing

I don't need to do this again...

Kevin van der Velden

> Matthew 3:16 As soon as Jesus was baptized, he went up out of the water. At that moment heaven was opened, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove and alighting on him.

RedRiderX

Someone stop me

Kevin van der Velden

That would be a single line

Tim Stone

Now all @RedRiderX needs to do is rework the emoji mappings to achieve greater parity with Steven and then you can create a sister site "Will my day compile?"

RedRiderX

2:46 PM

@TimStone Hmm...

Kevin van der Velden

@RedRiderX well if you're not gonna do it I might

RedRiderX

@KevinvanderVelden That's all you

I'm not even finished EmoJS yet

Kevin van der Velden

@RedRiderX I don't give it a high chance of happening to be honest, I'm still in the middle of moving

RedRiderX

@KevinvanderVelden Hah don't worry I won't hold you to it

Tim Stone

But I will o_o

RedRiderX

2:48 PM

This only happened because of Real Thanksgiving.

Kevin van der Velden

@RedRiderX all you'll get if you would hold me to it would be disappointment =p

Tim Stone

@RedRiderX *Canadian Thanksgiving

RedRiderX

@TimStone *Real Thanksgiving

Tim Stone

@JasonPunyon ah yes the annual day of Turkey dipped in poutine

Tweeted by BenBrocka on October 13, 2014 at 11:23 AM in reply to JasonPunyon

Kevin van der Velden

All the thanksgivings are fake anyway

You're all delusional you hear me!

RedRiderX

2:50 PM

@TimStone Silly yank you don't dip Turkey in Poutine you stuff it with Poutine.

Kevin van der Velden

@RedRiderX and then you dip it in poutine, duh

Twice as much poutine!

Tim Stone

Hey, blame @BenBrocka

Arperum

@KevinvanderVelden But what if you are part of their illusion? if you break the illusion, you'll stop existing!

RedRiderX

@TimStone I have

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum naah, I'm dutch. Everyone knows holland is real, it's Belgium that's fictional

Arperum

2:51 PM

As a Belgian I can see poutine only as some kind of weird and terrible variation of fries.

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum I can only see it as something disgusting

RedRiderX

@Arperum It is

Probably too strong for you Europeans.

Heck it's almost too strong for America.

Tim Stone

It's delicious.

Arperum

@RedRiderX Heh. All it does is look disgusting, doesn't stop me from wanting to try it.

Origami Robot

Is Canadian Thanksgiving where they thanks the Moose God for a bountiful harvest by giving it a human sacrifice covered in syrup?

Arperum

2:54 PM

I lived a student life. I've made sheep meat in a waffle iron. I can probably eat it. If it's not too spicy, because I don't like spicy.

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot You filthy Moose pagan everyone knows that the Beaver is the one true animal of Canada.

Origami Robot

As long as it's not geese, we're cool.

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot The Loon only exists as the Beaver's servant, watching the world for the Beaver

Origami Robot

Do you really call them loons?

RedRiderX

The foul Moose is naut but one of the Beaver's many minions, except that it gained delusions of grandeur.

Loon

The loons (North America) or divers (UK/Ireland) are a group of aquatic birds found in many parts of North America and northern Eurasia (Europe, Asia and debatably Africa). All living species of loons are members of the genus Gavia, family Gaviidae and order Gaviiformes. == Description == The loon, the size of a large duck or small goose, resembles these birds in shape when swimming. Like ducks and geese but unlike coots (which are Rallidae) and grebes (Podicipedidae), the loon's toes are connected by webbing. The bird may be confused with cormorants (Phalacrocoracidae), which are not too distant...

Tim Stone

2:59 PM

Loonie

The Canadian one dollar coin, commonly called the loonie, is a gold-coloured one-dollar coin introduced in 1987. It bears images of a common loon, a bird which is common and well known in Canada, on the reverse, and of Queen Elizabeth II on the obverse. It is produced by the Royal Canadian Mint at its facility in Winnipeg. The coin's outline is an 11-sided curve of constant width. Its diameter of 26.5 mm and its 11-sidedness matched that of the already-circulating Susan B. Anthony dollar in the United States, and its thickness of 1.95 mm was a close match to the latter's 2.0 mm. Its gold colour...

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot You are the one using the wrong name

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