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3:00 PM
@fredley That's like saying "There are some real benefits to gauging your eyes out. Once you get past the intense pain, you realize the sun doesn't hurt your eyes any more. Because they are gone."
@OrigamiRobot Incorrect. I could add the defaults back if I wanted.
@LessPop_MoreFizz I wonder what a socialist Stack Exchange would look like
What a wonderful life where you can look at the sun with no pain!
@OrigamiRobot Your analogy is weak
Nothing like formatting errors in assignments.
3:01 PM
You're all just jaded after what r/gaming became
@fredley Yea, you can poke around in the sockets to get the intense pain back too.
It appears comrade @LessPop_MoreFizz has not fulfilled his reputation quota for today
Oh, I'm wrong. Snails don't get all equipment slots. They just get cloak, ranged, and ammo slots. Also cleaners in towns will throw salt at you.
@fredley ?
@Metool Don't worry.
3:02 PM
@fredley Considering I've never been to reddit except by accident, I can say this is objectively false.
@fredley my problems with Reddit have next to nothing to do with /r/gaming in particular and everything to do with the overall prevailing culture of the website.
Which is monstrous.
@PrivatePansy wait, this is real? :o
@LessPop_MoreFizz Also this.
@KevinvanderVelden Only one way to find out :D
3:04 PM
@PrivatePansy Is that F2P with microtransactions, or completely free? I'd have expected it to cost something
@LessPop_MoreFizz I stand by my opinion that subreddits that are not popular can be helpful and/or entertaining without being monstrous
@MadScientist I think this is most likely a demo, with the full version locked in IAP
For example reddit.com/r/raspberry_pi is a great place to learn about new projects.
I've posted my projects there and got good feedback and even some pull requests.
@fredley It's not worth wading through the crap to find the gems. I can just go somewhere else.
$5 is the price
3:06 PM
@PrivatePansy It seems real terrariaonline.com/threads/…
@OrigamiRobot But no wading is required, it's not like I'm going through subreddits one by one
everything on the reddit.com domain is a great way to critical hit yourself in the face with a pile of poo
@BenBrocka Wat.
@fredley 90% of any forum is crap, no matter how far you zoom in. Forums are like terrible fractals.
3:07 PM
@fredley jeah, 5th or so subreddit I'm following now =p
@OrigamiRobot ...which is why reddit has algorithms for promoting content that's good (according to the community).
I'm sure there are some great YouTube comments too. I'm not going to bother trying to find them.
I hate reddit
forums are like teammates entering the nightclub on a stealth mission with the loudest gun they can find
stares at @OrigamiRobot
@OrigamiRobot masterstroke
3:08 PM
@MichaelDunfield Good on you. Good for you.
The interface is pretty amazing
@fredley If the community is 90% terrible, then the terrible posts are going to be liked by them.
@OrigamiRobot Subreddits are as good as their communities. When the community gets big they get less focussed. r/DaftPunk went to shit as Get Lucky went big and I unsubbed as a result.
@OrigamiRobot Yes. I agree.
3:10 PM
Deadspin comments are the best.
@fredley I don't think you understand how low my tolerance for idiots on the internet is.
@OrigamiRobot Idiots don't deserve your hate.
@MichaelDunfield it's rocket frog!
@fredley My hate is free to produce and distribute. I am a hate charity.
@OrigamiRobot Incorrect, hate is burning you up inside.
3:13 PM
no that's me
@fredley Yes, because I am fueled by spite.
internal combustion of humans
I wish that was a perk that I could have in payday 2
sets fire
I am content to just ignore reddit, but people keep pointing me to it.
3:13 PM
"A civilian saw you setting fire to somebody and called the police!"
@kalina congratulations! More things to set on fire!
@kalina Better set the police on fire too
And then when I protest, they try to convince me otherwise. This is the exact attitude that makes me avoid the place to begin with. All you're doing is reaffirming my hatred.
"This is the police! You are surrounded! Come out with your hands up!"
you know I've never had a dream where I set fire to people
@kalina Thanks for the offer, but I will pass!
3:16 PM
@LessPop_MoreFizz These are amazing.
@kalina You don't have the skill to make cops surrender.
Anybody who doesn't have Out There Somewhere interested in a free copy?
@OrigamiRobot actually... 1 more level and I do
It's really good.
@MichaelDunfield Thanks again for the offer, but no thanks
3:17 PM
@kalina I'm not sure it's worth it.
@OrigamiRobot that's what the respec option is for
I think you need the top tier perk for it to work properly
@kalina Which costs money.
since that increases your intimidation
@OrigamiRobot I have literally millions of in game dollar monopoly pounds
@Blem It's so gooooood though!
3:18 PM
> Wow! This is one wicked machine. If you have ever wanted to try your hand with a flame thrower this is for you! Produces an evil searing flame.
I feel that star is going to lose its meaning when @fredley's star is pushed off the list
@kalina That's what makes it starrable.
well I pre-empted that
@fredley I'm not sure if that's even legal to own. Sounds somewhat dangerous.
and now it's no longer an issue
3:20 PM
@fredley I love the fact that it even self-labels itself as "evil"
^^ Star this message
I don't need a book on that
@fredley This seems relevant to my interests.
@fredley I love that it's organic
3:24 PM
@OrigamiRobot Doesn't everyone?
Also is there a way to make a userscript that pings you for defined phrases? You guys keep calling me gnome and I only see it if I'm looking at the chat.
@fredley You need a meat font to accept data with.
@MichaelDunfield rename to Gnome
@kalina I can't until the 30 days is up
3:25 PM
@OrigamiRobot This is possibly possible
@MichaelDunfield Yea, it's called "Don't change your name, you monster"
@MichaelDunfield whose fault is that?
@kalina The system's. I don't want to change it anyway.
THE GOOD GIRL's GUIDE TO BAD GIRL SEX is the key to your sexual future - an indispensable guide to pleasure and seduction for the modern woman.
@MichaelDunfield Yes you do.
3:25 PM
the key, you say
@Wipqozn Not really.
that sounds important
@MichaelDunfield Yes really.
@kalina It's indispensable
Man, I am so famous today. This must be how @Wipqozn feels all the time.
3:26 PM
@OrigamiRobot It is.
I want to keep my old name, but we all saw OrigamiRobot get banned within 5 minutes of switching to it for 'jerk'.
It will teach me the art of seduction, which is kinda like manipulation but both parties enjoy it
@kalina I'll take eight!
@MichaelDunfield That is also your fault.
3:27 PM
@kalina This is actually a pretty accurate description.
it will be a strange feeling to allow HIM to enjoy it at the same time as me!
@OrigamiRobot Yes, which is why I don't want to switch back. I ruined the name GnomeSlice here.
Bla, vimeo doesn't onebox, how lame :(
@KevinvanderVelden ^ this
Although I'm kind of glad that didn't onebox...
3:27 PM
@KevinvanderVelden my nightmares don't need fuel, they're already busy consuming thousands of people around the world
My wife commandeered the computer. I can no longer PAYDAY.
@Wipqozn are you playing Payday 2 tonight?
@kalina I might.
@Sterno ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@kalina I have something similar to that, except it hooks on to a normal propane tank
3:28 PM
@kalina Are lollipops instrumental tools in bad girl sex?
@kalina well, this'll teach them to do it in new and innovating ways! It's a bobbit worm catching some food.
The cover seems to indicate yes.
help, I can't see chat because of all of the pings
I need two more levels, and about 2 million in cash total, and I'm planning to respec so I can get C4 and then just spam UK Jobs for money.
3:29 PM
@Sterno :( I cannot share a computer. My house has two.
You can do them in under a minute on Overkill and get 70k as reward with C4.
It also has an overly sensitive trigger, so if you squeeze it slightly too hard, it extinguishes itself in a small fireball
𝕯𝖆𝖙𝖆 𝕬𝖈𝖈𝖊𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖉
@OrigamiRobot How's that?
@Wipqozn for money you want to do v hard/overkill rats or watchdogs, you'll get like 1.2 mil per run
you can fail your way through rats quite quickly too
decent xp as well
3:29 PM
@JasonBerkan we lost the space for two when we had a kid
@fredley Not a meat font.
@kalina Well shit. We should do those tonight.
@OrigamiRobot Show your idea of meat then
@Wipqozn I've been saying this for days :(
@Sterno Pfft. That's what laptops are for.
3:30 PM
rats speed runs with collecting the bags at the end is not too painful
@fredley er...
@Sterno Trade in your kid for a new computer.
I don't need a new computer! I just need desk space.
@OrigamiRobot 𝕯𝖆𝖙𝖆 𝕬𝖈𝖈𝖊𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖉 is pretty much as close as you can get within unicode
3:30 PM
@kalina What's wrong with meat?
I will just have to console D3 for a bit instead.
This might be meat: 🍖
@Sterno Which trading your kid in creates.
@fredley That looks like grandma candy.
@Sterno if you don't need a new computer, move the PC you need desk space for into another room
3:32 PM
@kalina I hate Rats.
@OrigamiRobot MEAT ON BONE (U+1F356)
@OrigamiRobot you hate easy experience
Cu people
@Blem Copper people?
Going home :D Weekend :D
3:34 PM
what? coppers here?
Cya :)
Easy money and xp may not be desirable, because once you have no need of them the game gets less fun
@kalina Hey, want some spoilers?
once you have no need for them, you can spend time utilising your 120 skill points to stealth through banks
3:35 PM
@kalina No, I asked if you wanted some spoilers from me.
Spoiled meat?
I don't know what you're trying to do but you're confusing me
this feels like a trick question
so I'm not going to answer it
I think he wants to give you some meat.
@OrigamiRobot I always have meat for everybody
Highly stareable meat
3:38 PM
Why do you guys talk about meat so much
MeatStare @fre
@MichaelDunfield it's pretty normal for guys to talk about it in my experience
MeatStare @OrigamiRobot
@OrigamiRobot ಠ_ಠ
@MichaelDunfield Meat is sooo gooood
It depends on the meat.
3:39 PM
@MichaelDunfield I love meat.
I prefer fish.
@MichaelDunfield Good meat is meat, bad meat is not meat. Meat is always good.
I wish that when I read the word meat I thought of food like you guys do
3:41 PM
@MichaelDunfield This would be entertaining to flag
@OrigamiRobot So gross.
@OrigamiRobot Yum.
@StrixVaria You're broken.
@fredley Hah.
3:41 PM
So good.
I have the meat pangs right now
Also, WoW revenue dropped 54% in seven months. That's...not good.
I bet the US is up there with the 10 angriest countries in the world though.
a customer just pasted my clipboard on their screen
@kalina ...
3:42 PM
stupid webex stealing all of my clipboard
@kalina Hahahahaha
@kalina I hope it was the good girls book link.
fortunately it was only the spoilers url
it could have been much worse though
@kalina Now they just think you're into cars instead of into sex.
3:44 PM
Q: Is there a way to reset time for next quest/life regeneration?

JCinMOI have the Candy Crush app on my iPhone 4. I have completed to Level 50 and done the first two mystery quests to go to the next level. I was getting ready to do the third quest and it tells me that I can't do any more quests today and have to wait until the time regenerates. The time to next ques...

Q: What building(s) should I save in the event of any enemy ubercharge?

HenryOf these buildings, what building(s) should I save in the event of any enemy ubercharge (Medi Gun/Kritzkrieg/Quick-Fix/Vaccinator)? 1) Sentry Gun Level 1/2/3 2) Dispenser Level 1/2/3 3) Teleporter Entrance/Exit Level 1/2/3

Q: Is that a saddle or a shell on the back of Yoshi?

Alvin WongToday I just randomly thought of Yoshi, and then suddenly have a feeling that the red thingy on the back of Yoshi looks like a shell. A simple Google search did result in some random links of people arguing whether that is a shell or a saddle. However, Google search didn't get anything conclusiv...

people linking stuff on the bridge could have changed the entire world's perception of me from fiery psychopath to bad girl trying to escape from good girl's body
@Lazers Does it matter which it is?
@fbueckert it's just a trivia question
Does it change whether Mario can ride Yoshi if it's a shell or saddle?
3:45 PM
let it exist for 30 minutes before you start launching nuclear weapons at it
@kalina And that makes it stupid.
@kalina Sadly, it's a lore type question, so it's allowed.
3:46 PM
@fbueckert this makes me happy just because it makes you unhappy
@fbueckert it is now your mission to find another reason to close it
@kalina You are a fiery psychopath, though.
@FEichinger no, I'm a good girl looking to go bad, apparently
@kalina Meh. It irks me, but I'll get over it in a couple minutes.
@OrigamiRobot wat
no more good girl missionary, time for bad girl three ways
3:47 PM
Besides, we got that crazy Minecraft mod website question closed again, so it balances out.
I am so good at star baiting
Now if we can get that Valve Linux question closed again, I'm coming out ahead!
@kalina You can put it on your resume.
@kalina And I will star it every time.
3:49 PM
@fredley STAR DENIED
@OrigamiRobot also, we call them curriculum vitaes
I know that. I've seen The IT Crowd
@OrigamiRobot It's like you get off on being withholding.
Canada calls it a CV too
3:51 PM
that's because Canada is a classy country full of honest upstanding citizens
@fredley OK, Buster.
except in Quebec anyway
@kalina Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@kalina Yes. Yes, we are.
@fbueckert This is open again?
3:52 PM
@OrigamiRobot Yup.
Not anymore.
I got two questions that were re-opened, closed again, so I am happy.
I don't get it. It is the very definition of an unbounded list.
I'm somewhat surprised I hadn't cast a close vote on it before.
whether you get it or not isn't going to stop it from happening
3:54 PM
...and it already has another Reopen vote on it.
@kalina True, I don't get lots of things that happen on a regular basis.
Dammit, Gnome! Quit supporting stupid questions!
3:55 PM
why was that worthy of a flag?
I have no idea.
flagging you for having no idea
@kalina Flagging you for flagging me.
I flagged you first
I'm telling mum
@fbueckert wait what? What did I do?
3:56 PM
@kalina Flagging you for telling mum.
Flagging you all for for god's sake, stop it.
Which question
@fbueckert flagging you for unevenly shaving your neck beard
@kalina That's...actually a valid problem.
@fbueckert He is asking which one. I don't know which one you mean either.
3:58 PM
@OrigamiRobot The one we just closed.
@fbueckert Link please
How do you know it was him?
@OrigamiRobot I don't. I'm making a logical inference.
@fbueckert how do you know it was GnomeSlice, Spock?
33 secs ago, by fbueckert
@OrigamiRobot I don't. I'm making a logical inference.
3:59 PM
@fbueckert I had the same thought, I just kept it to myself.
17 secs ago, by kalina

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