The Bridge

5pike

11:00 AM

Yes again.

Ronan Forman

It's called fast learner, more xp on day completion.

kalina

@RonanForman I have that now, I didn't when I took those screenshots though

3ventic

@RonanForman Had it earlier, used respec to get more ghost perks..

5pike

@kalina I also have that - Isn't that the "skill bonus"?

kalina

I need more ghost perks

@5pike no, I don't know what is included in skill bonus but it exists without having that skill

fredley

11:04 AM

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley That's a lot of cookies

5pike

@fredley were dungeons added?

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden The cursors are beautiful

@5pike You can get them via the console

kalina

@fredley get payday 2 so we can have an english team and an american team

and then we can compete to see who is best

by simultaneously speed running rats

fredley

@kalina I would like to, but I don't have the time or resources

kalina

11:06 AM

make time

steal resources

improve spelling

fredley

@kalina ?

3ventic

I'm a bag-looting ghost

@fredley me

@kalina you?

@fredley you

11:08 AM

@kalina you?

@fredley me

@kalina me?

C-c-c-combobreaker

@3ventic Your timing was impeccable, well done

5pike

@3ventic Combo breaker has 4 c's

3ventic

11:09 AM

@5pike Bah, whatever.

5pike

@3ventic No, that's important

better

kalina

@3ventic this is what I'm using atm goo.gl/vF9N4e

fredley

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3ventic

@kalina Very similar.

5pike

Mine is something like this

kalina

11:16 AM

pff enforcer

5pike

@kalina I'm usually the guy that saves the group.

kalina

I still stand by my original comment

fredley

@Fluttershy ಠ_ಠ

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5pike

@kalina You do that.

kalina

@5pike here's me, standing by a pile of letters

5pike

11:20 AM

@kalina Wonderful

kalina

I really want the portable saw as well, I just don't want to spec that deeply into that tree

portable saw is the best thing ever for deposit box heists

5pike

@kalina Yeah, but that's the only thing

kalina

well, there are a couple of other places, but it's a primary weapon isn't it?

5pike

@kalina Yes

3ventic

@kalina Yup

kalina

11:21 AM

in the other places you wouldn't want to give up your main weapon just so you can get through a grate or safe faster

whereas in a deposit box run you're pretty much required to have a saw with you

5pike

@kalina Yeah, you need a good crew if you carry a saw

kalina

I don't understand people who use C4 in stealth missions

I don't even know if you'd be able to fire up a saw during a stealth bank heist

5pike

@kalina Nope

Everyone hears you

kalina

everyone?

5pike

yes

kalina

11:23 AM

it has an unlimited range?

5pike

@kalina seems like it

kalina

that's sucky

the obvious solution there is to kill everybody on the map

and then use the saw

hmmm

I have a C&C alpha invite code

5pike

@kalina Good for you

now burn it

kalina

sorry I think I misread you

did you mean "play it and fill the site full of questions that nobody can answer for months" ?

Blem

@kalina is that the new C&C?

5pike

11:27 AM

@kalina or that

Both are fun

Kevin van der Velden

@kalina so, burn your own account? Plausible

kalina

JUST SAYING

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden Burn everything. What you lose in possessions you gain in fire.

@kalina I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical man.

spyder

@fredley No, no, no... NO MERCY!

fredley

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kalina

11:31 AM

doesn't look like it has an NDA

not that I saw anyway, in the few seconds of looking

electronic arts must like me

I keep getting invites to alphas and betas

hopefully next year I get an email from Mass Effect 4

that would be nice

you'll lose me for a month

spyder

@fredley no-no-no-no-no, that:

►

Blem

I would have to install origin to play those games :/

kalina

origin starts up with my pc

just like steam

spyder

@Blem I have First Decade. No Origin

fredley

@spyder Pffft Tiberian Sun. It's all about the original C&C

5pike

11:33 AM

@kalina Is origin still as intrusive?

kalina

I don't notice origin doing anything ever

Blem

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fredley

@spyder Play C&C in your browser

Kevin van der Velden

@5pike on my pc it just forget's my password every time I reboot my pc >.>

spyder

I think that Tiberian Sun is the best CnC ever. Dark. Post-apocalyptic. Despair

5pike

11:35 AM

@KevinvanderVelden Annoying. Had that problem with steam once.

kalina

I think that Renegades is obviously the best C&C ever

spyder

And EA killed CnC with Tiberium Twilight

Kevin van der Velden

@kalina C&C generals was so much fun :D It suddenly starts lagging for everyone and you hear "Oh crap, Kevin is attacking"

Also me and some friends won a 4v4 with our monitors turned upside down once, we were pretty bored ^^

spyder

And Tiberian Sun have a voxel models. Rarely used technology

kalina

@spyder Doom 3 uses Carmack's reverse for lighting, doesn't make it a good game

spyder

11:40 AM

@kalina technically brilliant. But it's not Doom

kalina

awesome, new C&C runs via RDP

spyder

New CnC is F2P?

Kevin van der Velden

@kalina uuuh remote desktop?

Private Pansy

@kalina How does that work?

kalina

well it's a closed alpha, so yes it's free to play

@PrivatePansy I am RDP'd home, the game runs fine

Private Pansy

11:41 AM

Oh, I see

spyder

EA makes it pay2win like CnC Tiberium Alliances

I hate EA, yes :)

5pike

@spyder You are not the only one

kalina

oh dear

it has an experience bar

I'm doomed

Kevin van der Velden

@kalina well, it was nice knowing you :)

spyder

@kalina CnC 4 all the way

kalina

11:43 AM

it's actually unplayable with that much latency

it will have to wait until tonight

during which time I can play it instead of playing payday 2

FEichinger

yawn Morning.

5pike

@FEichinger Hi

Sterno

The news of the D3 expansion made me excited to play it on PC again. Unfortunately, it also killed any desire to play it until then, because with a raising level cap any gear found now will be worthless.

@kalina Apology for Sim City

kalina

@Sterno I got invited to the SimCity closed alpha and the betas

5pike

@Sterno Nothing can apologize that mess

kalina

11:48 AM

by the time the game had come out I realised I'd already been playing pretty much the full game for months

I'm bored

I need assistance

5pike

@kalina Fire always helps

So burn something

kalina

if my boredom levels begin to stabilise the world will end

Sterno

That doesn't make any sense.

StrixVaria

@Sterno Yeah, playing end-game stuff right now doesn't make any sense.

Sterno

It also made me sad to log in and see that with my meager 165k gold, I could buy a weapon on the AH that was a good 300 DPS above what had been my best weapon

Yuki

12:02 PM

@kalina Good morning, Senor(a) Pantalones del Fuego.

kalina

my pants are not made of fire

rofl

a customer just complained that google maps doesn't show the journey they used to get to their location, and thus their mileages are being calculated wrong

the email says "I need a definitive ETA on when Google will change this by the end of the day"

fuck, let me just turn some water into wine for you while I'm at it

Blem

@Sterno I considered leveling the wizzard (class im missing) to 60

FEichinger

@kalina You know what ... I could really use some wine right now.

kalina

@FEichinger if I was actually capable of transmuting things into other things

I'd be surrounded by huge piles of cocaine where the office I work in used to be

Yuki

@kalina ETA: When I learn how to turn water into wine.

Kevin van der Velden

12:07 PM

@kalina customers into gold?

kalina

@KevinvanderVelden no, surely, given the ability we're talking about, it would be easier to walk into a bank, turn everybody in the bank into gold

including the bars, surrounding their actual gold

too outside the box?

Kevin van der Velden

@kalina yeah, but that'd ruin the value of gold (and kinda hard to hide)

kalina

well fine, we can do it your way too

Kevin van der Velden

A single bad customer at a time would work pretty well, AND it's cathartic!

kalina

all of my customers are bad

most of the people in the world are bad

I can't just go turn 75% of earth's population into gold now can I?

Kevin van der Velden

12:10 PM

@kalina well not yet, that's something we need to work at

Yuki

@KevinvanderVelden I think not having any more bad customers would be worth the massive drop in the price of gold and subsequent damage to the economy.

kalina

last episode ever of burn notice tonight

Kevin van der Velden

@Yuki surely, but that was in response to the walking into a bank idea :)

Yuki

Oh god, somebody's already made a League of Legends parody of "What Does The Fox Say?"

Sterno

@kalina I missed last week's because my DVR only recorded the last 1 minute of it.

I'm trying to decide if I should even bother downloading it

kalina

12:16 PM

it's not a bad episode

it's got a couple of important points in it

I could ruin it for you if you wanted

Sterno

I just Wikipedia'd it

Lots of blah blah blah will he won't he did someone just die find out next week!

Fluttershy

@fredley Ha! My Minecraft username is different!

Sterno

The season started out strong but got boring fast

fredley

@Fluttershy Thought that didn't seem in your character!

Sterno

Fluttershy

12:25 PM

Woo! 12-15 hours to go! \o/

kalina

@Sterno that's a little unfair

the CIA sent an extraction team led by Simon Escher to capture James

so Westen stabbed him to death and swapped sides

Sterno

@kalina I saw that one.

kalina

that was last weeks

dont lie to me

Sterno

No. That all happened at the end of the episode two weeks ago

kalina

no

Sterno

12:35 PM

And James was all "Okay, maybe I won't shoot you just yet"

kalina

yeah that was last week

two weeks ago there was no episode

they took a week off

because American TV companies can't work out if they actually want to broadcast the entire season

Sterno

I agree with everything you are saying except the part where that was last week's episode

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How the hell did I link the wrong thing?

kalina

because you're wrong

at everything

Sterno

Click that. View episode 12. Note the air date.

kalina

oh right

last week was the episode where sonya kills fi

well, all I'm going to say

is drugs

Sterno

12:37 PM

18 mins ago, by Sterno

Lots of blah blah blah will he won't he did someone just die find out next week!

kalina

take as many as possible and then use it as an excuse for getting things like dates mixed up

Sterno

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

kalina

cocaine is my favourite

Sterno

I'm not saying drugs are bad. All I'm saying is that I'm right and you're wrong, which makes me at least 7000% more awesome.

kalina

I'm sorry but I am always going to be 20% more awesome than you, regardless of how awesome you are

Sterno

12:39 PM

What if my awesomeness level is zero? WHAT THEN?

badp

then you DIE

FEichinger

@Sterno Then you are not awesome.

badp

because you're not awesome enough to breathe

and breathing is fucking awesome.

kalina

@Sterno then I set fire to you and call it mission accomplished

badp

OTOH. 20% cooler than breathing is... breathing 20% less. Cool guys don't need as much oxygen. (They're also a little dumber for it.)

Sterno

12:40 PM

@badp Unless you're at a gamer convention. Then breathing is necessary, but decidedly not awesome.

badp

@Sterno You just need a gas tank

Sterno

I have decided to go back home and go to bed.

It doesn't get more awesome than that.

OrigamiRobot

@fredley What a boring link. You're so boring lately.

fredley

@OrigamiRobot Shut up, you are the boringest.

OrigamiRobot

@fredley Yea, that's how I know you're boring. I am an authority on being boring.

kalina

12:44 PM

@Sterno sure it does, going back home and playing payday 2

fredley

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@OrigamiRobot Boring enough for you?

OrigamiRobot

@fredley I'm so famous.

fredley

@OrigamiRobot I knew you would say that

OrigamiRobot

@fredley Because I am famous for saying it.

kalina

I AM BORED

ENTERTAIN ME

ToxicFrog

12:53 PM

@fredley You know what would be super awesome? Hovering over one line in a conversation gives you the entire conversation in the sidebar. Less scrolling back.

fredley

@kalina I can't entertain you but I can take away the boredom

Private Pansy

@kalina Read the MLP comics yp1.pony.pp.ua/book.php

FEichinger

@kalina No.

ToxicFrog

@kalina Write a program to entertain yourself

kalina

@ToxicFrog I suppose I have been meaning to write something to control my Rez addon

fredley

12:57 PM

@kalina Test my game

kalina

@fredley soon(tm)

you can't link me to tvtropes and then ask me to do something else

you bought this upon yourself

Ben Brocka

> The reason why it will be launched in Japan earlier than in other countries is that there is no leading company in Japan's video streaming market. The company is planning to sell the PS Vita TV in China, South Korea, etc, but not in the US and European market at this point.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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