The Bridge

kalina

4:00 AM

@FEichinger it's not gaming the system, it's utilising functionality that the system provides

you are obliged to submit high quality edits, it's part of the system

@kalina ;.; ok

dammit

lol

@spugsley BETTER?!

:p

4:00 AM

my brain is starting to slow down

OrigamiRobot

Don't be nice to @spugsley, she is mean IRL.

2

spugsley

@kalina no, only if you sing along

kalina

I must be getting tired

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

51 mins ago, by Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina Protip: Write good answers to gain massive rep on Arqade!

kalina

@spugsley CLAP CLAP

spugsley

4:01 AM

YEAH!

kalina

I don't need to sing along, I will just do the actions

FEichinger

@kalina That being said, I'm not big on doing review stuffs on Arqade. AU is my priority on that, and that usually leaves no time for Arqade. Or dedication. Or motivation ... Yeh.

user15026

@spugsley I am writing the most ridiculous interpretation essay of your photos. I hope you don't hate me after.

user15026

By ridiculous, I mean OMG LOOK AT ALL THE THINGS I CAN QUOTE

spugsley

@AshleyNunn I am so excited to see it!!!!!

kalina

4:02 AM

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I am not mean enough to give the snarky response to this

user15026

@spugsley I hope it makes sense!

Johann

that being said please a small bounty on btd5 question

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn Geez, English majors ...

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@Johann No

kalina

@Johann you are able to put a bounty on it yourself

Johann

4:03 AM

btd5 is very popular and it is a question I've looked for everywhere

I have like 181 rep

OrigamiRobot

@AshleyNunn How did you interpret my dirty feets?

Johann

Im saving it

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@Johann No

kalina

@Johann you only need 75

FEichinger

@Johann I disagree.

spugsley

4:03 AM

@Johann then get some more

user15026

@OrigamiRobot I have not gotten to them yet

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@Johann So?

FEichinger

@Johann If it were popular, it would've received more upvotes, or been answered "properly" already.

Johann

I don't want to spend all my rep

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@Johann Why?

kalina

4:03 AM

@Johann I don't want to spend all my rep, I need to catch up with @fredley

Johann

@FEichinger someone did answer it's just not a good answer

anyone else

FEichinger

@Johann You see the "properly" there? That's what I'm referring to.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@Johann No

user15026

@Johann Stop badgering us. If we want to answer it, it will get an answer from one of us

OrigamiRobot

What question?

Johann

4:04 AM

I've tried

Everyone says: ill look into it later

kalina

@OrigamiRobot The question is: Arqadians or Arqanoids?

user15026

@Johann Then you need to be content with that

Johann

the lack of an question leaves me in discontent

spugsley

@Johann omg get over it

2

user15026

@Johann We cant fix that for you

kalina

4:05 AM

you're right, the question title and formatting needs fixing, that would probably attract more views by increasing its searchability

spugsley

you've been talking about this for hours

FEichinger

@Johann I'm gonna put this bluntly: Deal with it.

Actually, in light of recent events, let's make that a #DealWithIt

Johann

Is everyone so obsessed with rep they can't spare a guy a couple hundred

and please no hashtags

user15026

@FEichinger ....we are into hashtags now?

spugsley

@Johann stop asking people for rep

kalina

4:06 AM

@FEichinger did you just hashtag?

user15026

@Johann ....seriously, dude, stop

spugsley

it's really obnoxious

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn I'm just cashing in on the Orth disaster.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@FEichinger I can deliver an animated gif if you want

user15026

@YiJiang'sEvilClone oooh, let's!

Johann

4:07 AM

what is wrong for asking people for rep

kalina

@Johann It's getting bad now, you need to stop, you made @AshleyNunn typo 'seriously'...

3

spugsley

@Johann it's annoying!

user15026

@Johann it's obnoxious, annoying, and smacks of laziness and desperation

user15026

We all worked for what we got

Johann

How is it lazy I'm trying to get an answer

kalina

4:08 AM

well, I kinda just turned up every day and clicked buttons until internet numbers appeared

but I'm using to grinding MMOs

OrigamiRobot

I didn't work for it, I am friends with the site.

user15026

@kalina Well, we cant all be like you

user15026

@OrigamiRobot You're a robot!

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot ROBOTS DON'T COUNT

kalina

I don't see how grinding reputation is any different from grinding experience

OrigamiRobot

4:09 AM

:(

kalina

@OrigamiRobot I don't believe this... you having a friend, that is

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

59 mins ago, by Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina Protip: Write good answers to gain massive rep on Arqade!

user15026

@kalina It's likely a robot friend, not a real one

OrigamiRobot

@kalina Spugsley is my friend, meanie.

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot I'm only friends with you for your dirty feet.

6

kalina

4:10 AM

@OrigamiRobot are you sure?

spugsley

we've established this

OrigamiRobot

@kalina I signed her marriage license.

Ian Pugsley

I just want everyone to know, this just knocked @spugsley out of her chair

kalina

@Johann you know, I gave you the answer you were looking for earlier

@IanPugsley LOL

user15026

@spugsley halp - I want to say "the object in the photo" but it is a person, so I feel like they shouldn't be called an object....WHAT WORD DO I USE

Johann

4:11 AM

@kalina I already told you why that didn't answer the question

kalina

@Johann no, you said you weren't happy with me googling the answer

I'll have you know that I have millions of internet points based solely on googling

Johann

@kalina Can you read the actual transcript

OrigamiRobot

Only two more votes

Johann

that would be immensely helpful

user15026

@kalina A lot of mine came from that as well

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

4:12 AM

@AshleyNunn The subject of the image?

user15026

@OrigamiRobot already did my duty

user15026

@YiJiang'sEvilClone YES! That is the word!@

kalina

@Johann I don't read, I guess what each of the pixels say based on their arrangement and then disregard it

5

Johann

shame

FEichinger

@kalina For the love of god, I'm running out of stars again because of you.

kalina

4:13 AM

@FEichinger I'm on a roll tonight

OrigamiRobot

Told you it wasn't me.

kalina

definitely the most starred person of 2013/04/12

FEichinger

@kalina Hey, you're confusing the Americans, watch out.

user15026

@FEichinger Dude, I know what day it is!

OrigamiRobot

@FEichinger It's 4/12 here.

kalina

4:14 AM

@FEichinger sorry I forgot it was - and not /

can't even use the iso date argument I was going to use because I got it wrong

spugsley

thank you for making enough messages that the horrid face thing went away

I can sit at my computer again

Ian Pugsley

@kalina you made her go get a drink to avoid it

kalina

@IanPugsley lol

Fluttershy

Sounds to me like we found ourselves the next Dolan.

user15026

@spugsley It is pretty creepy

spugsley

4:16 AM

@AshleyNunn it's so unsettling but it makes me laugh so hard and I hate it

FEichinger

@kalina Awwww, I was about to try out my fancy move privs :(

spugsley

@FEichinger I saw penis. I really have a problem with p words

3

and that's some baaaaaad context

FEichinger

@spugsley Have a ★

2

spugsley

@FEichinger you know you love me <3

FEichinger

I can't give you a real one, because @kalina used all of them up.

user15026

4:17 AM

@spugsley Cant unsee.

kalina

@FEichinger don't blame me for your overzealous starring

spugsley

@FEichinger there, I starred your star.

OrigamiRobot

@kalina oversealous*

spugsley

oh god, this is getting too meta

FEichinger

@kalina I blame you for your hilarious posts! I have to star them!

@spugsley I would star you starring my star if I could star you starring my star.

kalina

4:17 AM

@OrigamiRobot I WILL DESTROY YOU

OrigamiRobot

@kalina <3

FEichinger

Now someone starred me pondering starring you starring my star.

user15026

brain pops

OrigamiRobot

Feb 24 '12 at 22:54, by OrigamiRobot

When I run out of stars, I'll just take screenshots and do freehand stars. Then I'll post the screenshots for other people to star!

kalina

and now, a kitten:

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

4:18 AM

I wonder what @spugsley sees when I say "my pastel ponies party posted pensive presents"

FEichinger

Now that is meta.

user15026

@kalina scary kitten

spugsley

@YiJiang'sEvilClone definitely "penis presents"

2

kalina

@AshleyNunn harbinger kitty -.-

FEichinger

@kalina It's a Harbiger kitten, OH NOOOOOES!

spugsley

4:19 AM

I mean, come on, penis is in pensive

user15026

@spugsley The letters are right next to each other!

spugsley

@AshleyNunn I know. It was a trap!

kalina

@spugsley www.penisland.net

user15026

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user15026

what.

FEichinger

4:20 AM

@kalina Going a liiittle too far now.

kalina

@FEichinger I urge you to go to that site to realise that you are perverted and I am completely innocent

Fluttershy

@FEichinger It's a real site. And the link is SFW... believe it or not.

FEichinger

@kalina I know what it is, but this is getting too much pick-on-her.

user15026

OH HOLY CRAP

OrigamiRobot

@kalina zite*

user15026

4:21 AM

Two cats just fought outside my window

FEichinger

Aaaaand, I see a lot worse stuff coming from that direction.

user15026

scared me so bad I legit hit the floor

spugsley

@AshleyNunn are you ok? :(

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina expertsexchange.com

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn Harbinger kitty is real.

user15026

4:21 AM

@spugsley Unnerved as all hell, but yes.

kalina

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I'm already on the best Q&A site on the internet, why would I visit that trash?

spugsley

@kalina oh good balls, fuck those people.

user15026

@FEichinger and outside my house

kalina

@spugsley what? Pen Island make good pens

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina expert-sex-change.com

kalina

4:22 AM

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I know I know

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn So, blow up the kitten base then.

user15026

@FEichinger That would mean going out there!

user15026

I am not that crazy!

kalina

@AshleyNunn just run at them hissing, scares the crap out of even the most badass cat

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Deal with it gif cannon loaded. Awaiting orders to fire.

OrigamiRobot

4:23 AM

While I was in grade school, I joined a secret society: The Pen Fifteen Club.

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn Of course. You gotta rally your troops first. And make sure they're loyal to you on your suicide mission there.

user15026

@OrigamiRobot oh lord

spugsley

@YiJiang'sEvilClone lol I thought you were telling @AshleyNunn to deal with the cats with a cannon

user15026

@FEichinger ....you are so trusting of my abilities

user15026

@spugsley ....not a bad idea :P

spugsley

4:23 AM

@OrigamiRobot bhahahahahahahaha

u dum

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn No, I'm trusting the allies we tell you to get. You? Not so much.

kalina

I see the irony

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot lololol that spells penis

2

user15026

@FEichinger I hate you.

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn ♥

kalina

4:24 AM

A WILD MANA APPEARS

user15026

@FEichinger hate. hate hate hate hate forever

FEichinger

And I just read "Zergling" in my paper ...

sigh

@AshleyNunn wuv u too =)

OrigamiRobot

Nov 10 '12 at 2:50, by OrigamiRobot

GET ON UP, HERE COMES @MANA BOO BOO

user15026

@FEichinger no you don't! You don't think I am capable!

user15026

@OrigamiRobot Aww man I can totally read that in Alana's voice and that kills me

FEichinger

4:25 AM

@AshleyNunn I don't think you can take out Harbinger kitty. Prove me wrong.

user15026

@FEichinger Brb, I am armed with a bottle of vinegar in a spray bottle. Ain't no one gonna fuck with me.

Mana

Guys, tone down the language.

spugsley

@Mana what language? :(

Mana

this is the exact sort of thing Gnomeslice would have been suspended for back when he was using the site. You're not setting a good example for how we should behave here.

kalina

I was only providing a website that sells awesome pens

spugsley

4:28 AM

@kalina those pens are really awesome

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Those pen is awesome, indeed

Fluttershy

@Mana 1) I don't even see any bad language. 2) That isn't what got Gnome banned and you know it. He wasn't a victim here, and I, personally, don't appreciate you making it seem like he was.

FEichinger

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Oh come on!

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@FEichinger Oh I'm sorry for my bad grammar here

kalina

pen is better than pencil

OrigamiRobot

4:29 AM

@Fluttershy Just sayin

Mana

7 mins ago, by spugsley

@kalina oh good balls, fuck those people.

spugsley

@Mana yeah, you can flag it. Nbd. No need to bring it back up

Fluttershy

So... No more than usual. Got it.

user15026

@Mana Dude I just said fuck two seconds ago. A lot of people say fuck.

FEichinger

Just for the record: Out of all people, it was me who said "Stop." there, for once.

user15026

4:30 AM

Also, @FEichinger, I totally was awesome out there. Cats are gone. SO THERE

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

So what was it with the cats anyway? Is it mating season?

kalina

I'm pretty sure the penultimate action that resulted in GnomeSlice getting banned was him gatecrashing a math channel and starting a fight with soft squishy people

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn So, by telling you I didn't believe in you, I made you do it. Which is contrary to what you started off with. Reverse psychology 1, Ash 0.

user15026

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I have no idea. They were just trying to kill each other it sounded like.

user15026

@FEichinger I STILL HATE YOU

spugsley

4:31 AM

alright, I wasn't trying to offend anyone and now I feel bad. I don't feel like I'm being that much different then usual but I think I'll call it a night and just chill :/

@AshleyNunn ♥

@spugsley :(

@spugsley spugs wait

nighty night guys

user15026

@spugsley :( :(

Fluttershy

4:31 AM

@spugsley You aren't being any different than usual.

kalina

nn @spugsley

OrigamiRobot

ping @spugsley!

user15026

@spugsley You weren't, though, hun. Also, sleep well, when you do.

kalina

pong @spugsley

FEichinger

Mana

4:32 AM

You didn't offend me or anything. I'm just saying that the language in here needs to get toned down a bit.

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot Glad to be included?

user15026

@FEichinger hold on, that is actually a thing?

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn Yes.

user15026

That is delightful

spugsley

@Mana that's fine. I'm just a little too feisty today I guess. Anyways, night night

kalina

4:33 AM

@Mana when GnomeSlices' site ban is lifted, is his chat ban going to get lifted as well?

user15026

@kalina That takes longer, I think

kalina

what with them being out of sync with each other

FEichinger

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Mana

@kalina I think his site ban is shorter than his chat ban, so no.

kalina

they were originally expiring at the same time I think, I thought his site ban got reduced

user15026

4:33 AM

@FEichinger Niiice

Fluttershy

@kalina Site ban got reduced. Chat ban ends in July-ish.

kalina

should reduce his chat ban as well

Lazers

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Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@Lazers Off topic, NaRQ, take your pick

FEichinger

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Why not NC or TL?

Mana

4:36 AM

Well, sorry dudes. I screwed up.

user15026

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I saw NaRQ, because it feels really all over hte place

Mana

@Fluttershy I'm biased about Gnomeslice because he's my friend IRL, so you're right, I'll stop. sorry.

Fluttershy

@Mana Personally, I have nothing against you. I like you. I like Gnome. But there's been a noticeable change in your interaction here since his suspension. We're not the reason he was suspended. We tried time and again to help him. Hell, PicnicButton was proof that he could behave in chat, so I don't really know what to think.

Mana

fair enough.

kalina

@Fluttershy @Mana to add to this, I've queried multiple times about the length of his ban and repeatedly asked about it getting reduced

OrigamiRobot

4:41 AM

I still love you, @Mana.

Fluttershy

But, it just feels like your personal feelings on the matter are conflicting with your professional (volunteerinal? It's a word now) position as a mod, and it is ungood... I dunno. Maybe I'm overthinking things. I have been on edge tonight, and lost my temper, and for that I apologize. I could've approached things more tactfully.

kalina

there isn't an anti-GnomeSlice sentiment here

Retrosaur

Well there is, at least for Tiddy

kalina

@Retrosaur I don't see a tiddy present

Retrosaur

I've never seen him not use GnomeSlice as an analogy for something bad

Whenever he's on, at some point, he's super eager to compare stupid people with Gnome

FEichinger

4:43 AM

And here comes petrol to a glimming match.

kalina

it's ok, I use Retrosaur for that analogy now

user15026

@FEichinger glimming?

Fluttershy

@AshleyNunn "Fuel to a fire" kind of thing?

Mana

@kalina don't start.

Fluttershy

I think?

kalina

4:44 AM

@Mana sigh

FEichinger

@Fluttershy Yep. The match glimming as we almost had it done. Almost.

Retrosaur

@Mana I couldn't find your post

user15026

@Fluttershy OH that makes much more sense. I was reading "glimming match" like "soccer match"....which made a lot less sense

Retrosaur

on meta referencing Gnome

Did you take it down or something

kalina

@Retrosaur do you mean the "stop using GnomeSlice as an analogy for stupid" thing? That was said in chat afaik

Retrosaur

4:45 AM

Because everytime someone decides to play the "let's make fun of somebody game", it's either Gnome (not anymore), me (most of the time), or Johann (like rarely)

kalina

and I think it was pinned for quite a while

Mana

Yeah, I think everything I said about Gnome was mostly on chat.

Retrosaur

@kalina Really? Oh. I thought it was a meta post

kalina

nah, chat

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Feb 23 at 23:38, by Mana

Please stop talking about Gnomeslice as a role model for poor behaviour ("Oh man you're totally acting like Gnomeslice right now" etc.)

Retrosaur

4:46 AM

No way, I remember Mana went into lengths to describe the reasons

like I remember something he wrote saying "He's still a really close friend, and it hurts everytime something something something about Gnomeslice"

kalina

all in chat

Retrosaur

Ahh, okay.

Fluttershy

@Retrosaur Click the date on the post @YiJi just linked.

Retrosaur

Yup, I see it

Too bad I can't get @Spugsley's husband @IanPugsley to trade me some crates

it seems like they're both asleep

but it's only 1 AM here

who in their right mind would sleep before then?

Ian Pugsley

@Retrosaur not asleep, but about to be - I'll probably be around this weekend

not really looking for anything in TF2 though, so hopefull you've got real games or something

Retrosaur

4:48 AM

Alrighty then. Also, sorry for confusing you and @pugsley for being siblings.

Ian Pugsley

@Retrosaur lol, np

Fluttershy

Aww... No response from @YiJiang'sEvilClone for calling him @YiJi? Wasted effort!

kalina

noooo birds have started singing

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Paperstare @Fluttershy

OrigamiRobot

undefinedಠ_ಠ

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

4:51 AM

Ahahahaha

OrigamiRobot

It's wonky.

I have no idea why it does that sometimes.

kalina

I blame @OrigamiRobot

OrigamiRobot

Paperstare @Fluttershy

undefinedಠ_ಠ

it hates @Fluttershy

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Can't be that hard. Just split the message with /\s+/g and search for the part that starts with the @ sign

user15026

@OrigamiRobot hahahahaha

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

4:51 AM

paperstare @kalina

OrigamiRobot

undefinedಠ_ಠ

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Yeah, no. I don't think it's working

kalina

hates me too, makes sense

user15026

is it the space?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

paperstare@fluttershy

FEichinger

4:52 AM

PaperStare @Fluttershy

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy ಠ_ಠ

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Ooooo

OrigamiRobot

I did nothing.

FEichinger

It's the capital S?

:P

Fluttershy

Way to go @OrigamiRob!

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

4:53 AM

PaperStare @Fluttershy's plot

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy's plot ಠ_ಠ

2

@Fluttershy ಠ_ಠ

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

YES!

Fluttershy

@YiJiang'sEvilClone That's just wrong...

OrigamiRobot

Oh, it is the capitol s

kalina

PaperStare @OrigamiRobot can't do anything right

awww

@OrigamiRobot oh, and... capital

OrigamiRobot

4:54 AM

$(this).text().match(/PaperStare @/i) is the trigger condition

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@OrigamiRobot Uh huh. The i flag means it's case insensitive

OrigamiRobot

But $(this).text().split("PaperStare"); is how it breaks it down.

I just need to remove the i

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Yup. I think you can also split by regex

OrigamiRobot

No need to bother.

@kalina I already thought of that.

kalina

why do it properly when you can just hack it together until it works most of the time, eh?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

4:58 AM

So... @OrigamiRob is staring at Fluttershy's plot

OrigamiRobot

@YiJiang'sEvilClone ಠ_ಠ

Fluttershy

So, has anyone taken advantage of The Walking Dead being 50% off yet? If you haven't, you should.

OrigamiRobot

@kalina That's how I do all my code.

kalina

@OrigamiRobot I know, that's what I said

Fluttershy

@YiJiang'sEvilClone About how long after nightfall can I expect fallen stars? It's been so long since I've played this game in any detail.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

4:59 AM

@Fluttershy They should start falling immediately, but the locations are random, so you might not have any fall nearby

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