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2:00 AM
@kalina YUS
 
not bad at 3am
 
@AshleyNunn Yes, you are!
 
@kalina PRIME TIME here in God's Country.
 
@kalina Only 21 hours more. Need to ration stars, now
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone I haven't used any stars yet today
 
2:00 AM
Mar 24 at 1:49, by Yi Jiang's Evil Clone
Can mommy and daddy please stop fighting
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz yes but everybody knows that time is measured in Europe
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone 22. DST.
 
@kalina there is time in europe
 
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@YiJiang'sEvilClone We aren't fighting (yet)
 
@Johann That's neither funny, nor witty, it's just sad. Cut it.
 
2:01 AM
@Johann No. I've been there, and can confirm that upon entering Europe, time ceases to exist.
 
@AshleyNunn :P
 
I wish time ceased to exist
 
makes for a great reddit TIL
 
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@Unionhawk Which explains why @kalina is always 19
 
It means I'd be stuck in limbo and could do anything I wanted
 
2:02 AM
@Johann No
 
@AshleyNunn Exactly.
 
let's be fair, if I could choose any age to be it would be 17
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone shame :-(
 
so I could keep up my illusion of being the youngest here
 
2:02 AM
@FEichinger have you ever heard of fun
 
@Johann room tags:
 
@Johann I just told you: It's not funny.
 
FUN IS NOT ALLOWED
8
 
minus fun forgot
 
2:04 AM
here in Arqadia we don't believe in fun
 
so what are the differences in borderlands 2
 
alright, let's take a moment to sing and chill
 
@Johann more guns
 
CIRCLLLLEEEE OF LIIIIFFFEEEEEE
 
guys I'm sorry I tried to have fun. It's all my fault. sobs
2
 
2:04 AM
 
sobs uncontrollably
 
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@spugsley I still want to hear you sing that
 
I feed on your tears
2
 
NAAAAWAAASENWEHYSEWAWAAAAA
that's my favorite part
 
2:05 AM
From the day we arrive on the planet, and blinking step into the sun
 
@AshleyNunn when I die, make sure they play it at my funeral
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There's more to see, than can ever be seen, more to do than can ever be done
 
so that I can have it stuck in my head for all eternity
 
There's far too much to take in here, more to find than can ever be found
 
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@spugsley Totally will.
 
2:06 AM
ok I'm bored of typing now
 
@AshleyNunn you're a good Bridge wife
 
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@kalina I am totally reading this as if it is being sung
 
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@spugsley psh, I know that ;)
 
I can't hear the song over my keyboard clicking as I type -.-
 
hahahaha I've replayed the first part like 10 times now
 
2:06 AM
and I think my neighbours would freak if I started blaring circle of life on full volume at 3am
 
@kalina then they are terrible people
 
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@spugsley That is really the best bit
 
who hate life. And circles. And friends. And love.
 
random, but does anyone remember this thing zombo.com
@spugsley you'd hate google +
:)
 
@Johann lol that pretty much sums up google +
 
that should be the themesong of the website
 
THROUGH FAITH AND LOVVEEEEE
 
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Also, now I am watching Disney songs on Youtube forever
 
wasn't circle of life an elton john track
 
@AshleyNunn yeah Disney is a time suck
 
2:08 AM
my favourite Disney track is "A Whole New World"
 
@kalina no that was....something else I think
 
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@spugsley so doomed
 
have you guys seen the pogo remixes them
 
OMG I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE MAN SONG FROM MULAN
 
prepare to waste hours
 
2:09 AM
 
@kalina yay!!!!
@Johann oh yeah, my wonderful husband got me involved with that and it was a hugeeeee time waster
 
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@spugsley I am listening to that right now
 
YOU'RE WELCOME
 
here we go. disney remixes
 
I love dancing to this song. It's so dramatic and wonderful and beautiful and manly
I may or may not be interpretive dancing to this right now while I'm home alone
do not tell @OrigamiRobot please and thank you
 
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2:11 AM
@spugsley You are my hero
 
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@spugsley ....*doesn't mention the obvious transcript*
 
@AshleyNunn :p
 
All of the Lion King was Elton John.
 
TIME IS RACING TOWARDS US
 
2:13 AM
 
oh. my. god. THERE IS A MULAN 2?!?!
LIES
my life.
 
@spugsley There are bad direct to video sequels to most disney animateds
 
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@spugsley you -have- seen this, yes?
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz but the question is, do I watch it despite inevitable disappointment?
 
I can show you the world! Shining shimmering splender...
 
2:14 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz star for accuracy
 
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@kalina oh, this song. Makes me a pile of mush every time
 
@AshleyNunn omg. this is literally the best thing I've seen in my life
 
it's the greatest Disney song ever
 
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@spugsley I thought you might appreciate it
 
@AshleyNunn what is this I don't even
 
2:18 AM
OMG SINGING SHANG IS DONNY OSMOND
 
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@kalina Utter brilliance
 
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@spugsley WHAT
 
How did I miss a Disney song dump??
 
@AshleyNunn I just looked it up, tis true O_o
@Ktash for shammmmmmmmme
 
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@Ktash I was wondering where you were!
 
2:20 AM
@AshleyNunn that is so weird and awesome and messed up at the same time
 
@AshleyNunn I'm coding a site about being evil
 
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I still will always love this song
 
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@kalina I know, right? I keep watching it because I can't decide if I want to cry or laugh or what
 
@AshleyNunn yes! it's very catchy
 
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2:21 AM
@spugsley In a lot of ways, it reminds me of my small town I grew up in
 
Okay, apparently, I have a lot of money to spend over the the next couple weeks...
 
@Unionhawk buy me a camera lens? :)
 
@AshleyNunn what the hell, have you watched any of his other videos?
 
@spugsley From a dining hall? Probably not... That kind of money. Not real money. Why would a college student have real money...?
 
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@kalina yes
 
2:23 AM
@Unionhawk hahaha yeah, it's time to dump the food credit
 
movie villain medley to the sound of lady gaga...
 
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holy crap my tiny town finally got Street-Viewed! :D
 
@Unionhawk Live like a pauper but eat like a king!
 
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Also, I can tell roughly when it was - the lot beside my parents has no house on it yet
 
@kalina Joker doesn't have a known back story...
 
2:25 AM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA boobs!!!!
6
it was mediocre until he started talking about boobs. lololololol
 
@spugsley Oh you.
 
@Fluttershy I knew you'd show up :p
 
@spugsley Again... Always here. <_<
 
@Fluttershy uh-huh. A likely story :p
 
I'm bummed I missed out on calling @agent86 old. =(
@spugsley It's flattering that you take notice of my absences though. <3
Damn it... Now I have Paparazzi stuck in my head.
 
2:32 AM
@Fluttershy lol
stop starring my boob comments!
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it's going to look like I'm boob-crazed or something
 
@spugsley there goes the bridge sigh
 
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@spugsley or something indeed.
 
@AshleyNunn :p
 
oh what
I just read something on youtube
my brain exploded I think
 
2:35 AM
@kalina mistake #1
 
@kalina Not a good idea
 
kitty cairnstwist 13 hours ago
This comment has received too many negative votes
If its 99 seconds why is the video on for 1 min and something
 
@kalina oh. my. good. balls.
 
HUMANITY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
 
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@kalina oh...oh dear
 
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2:37 AM
@Fluttershy I cant stop watching these Idea Channel videos
 
@kalina You... got what you deserved for reading YouTube comments
 
it's ok, I minimised everything and my desktop background was a picture of the Normandy SR-2's drive core
everything is fine now
 
@kalina facedesk
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz erm
 
2:41 AM
@kalina I am watching it now. He is getting custom pants made with loops for the robot to grab hold of.
 
but why would you do that
 
@kalina Why would he do this? Or why would I watch?
 
why would he do that
wouldn't it be more "decent" to have the robot arm fire a gun at him if he can't get out of the handcuffs?
 
@kalina Same reason people used to eat shit on fear factor.
 
whats the worst that could happen click
watch
halfway through ???
 
2:43 AM
@Johann indeed
 
nathan for you in general is funny though
 
@AshleyNunn I was only recently introduced to them. But I really like them. =3
 
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@LessPop_MoreFizz the implications of him not succeeding are kinda giving me all sorts of triggers. That likely should have come with a warning.
 
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@Fluttershy I like them. They make me think big thinks.
 
@AshleyNunn :(
 
2:44 AM
do you guys watch bob's burgers
 
@AshleyNunn I misread that as "think big things" and then my mind unravelled that into the perverse
 
The show is pretty hilarious in general. He did an episode where he tried to help out a failing hot dog stand by improving their cleanliness and offering a 'germ free experience' in which an employee handled customers money for them right down to taking their wallets out of their pockets to take out the appropriate funds.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz could have still got the robot arm to shoot him instead of potentially exposing himself to children
 
@kalina I think the point is being a sex offender is a 'fate worse than death'.
 
youtube.com/watch?v=s9Cs08w6hTQ this is teaching kids to drive
:)
 
2:46 AM
In other news...
The last message was posted 23 hours ago.
I think the problem has started to sort itself out
 
Hopefully.
 
in other other news, I still haven't made it past the Bioshock Infinite start screen
 
Why do you not want to play THE BEST FIRST-PERSON SHOOTER IN THE HISTORY OF COMPUTER GAMES*
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone because I've already played Deus Ex
 
*according to metacritic score posted before the game was even released
 
2:49 AM
typical
 
@kalina burn
 
and Human Resistance isn't out yet
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone That commercial literally just came on my tv
 
That's actually what the advertising for the game says
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Complete with the asterisk and small print!
 
2:50 AM
Which is ridiculous and stupid, even if the game is amazing
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone really? They actually advertise the game like that?
 
wow
brb creating 100000 metacritic accounts
 
Apr 1 at 3:07, by Yi Jiang's Evil Clone
user image
 
that says "from the makers of..." indicating that Bioshock Infinite is not that game
hah
lies - Half Life 2 has a score of 96, Bioshock Infinite has 95
 
that makes it false advertising
Bioshock has a 96 but a lower user rating
 
Ugh... Even with a world map, I can't tell which of these colors is iron ore. =(
 
The cut I just saw on tv has that frame replaced by "HIGHEST RATED GAME OF THE YEAR"
The commercial just aired again. Second time in 5 minutes.
 
what a joke
 
wait... so bioshock 1
so confused
 
2:56 AM
@Fluttershy Iron looks more yellow than stone. Ores also sparkle slightly
 
stop being confused and utilise a bit of thought
 
so GTA IV
 
...is not a first person shooter
so much for utilising a bit of thought
 
@Johann GTA isn't even first person
 
oooooooooh
 
2:57 AM
@kalina be nice...
 
sob
 
@agent86 I would say exactly the same to you under the circumstances and you know it
but fine, I will bite my tongue until it draws blood
 
@kalina yeah, and I'd ask you to be nice :)
 
@agent86 and I would say... "I am nice, sometimes the truth hurts"
 
@kalina you and nice aren't on speaking terms, are you?
 
2:59 AM
yes, we speak daily, in the morning, before I throw my alarm clock at nice
 

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