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9:00 PM
@OrigamiRobot pancakes are super thin
 
basically, like every trackpad ever
touch and drag
 
@kalina I like mine thick.
 
@OrigamiRobot stop complaining then
I like mine thick too, and long
 
I'm complaining because I am going to die
 
@OrigamiRobot self inflicted
 
9:01 PM
indeed
 
user15026
@OrigamiRobot Then they dont cook right!
 
@OrigamiRobot This feels redundant.
 
@GraceNote [than are good for my wellbeing]
@AshleyNunn they cooked fine
 
6 pancakes won't kill you
 
@OrigamiRobot This feels redundant.
 
9:03 PM
Anybody want to play SkyDrift?
 
not unless each pancake consists of 6 pancakes on top of each other, smothered in maple syrup and chocolate
 
I don't think you understand
 
but then you'll actually have 36 pancakes
 
I've eaten three and I am super full.
This will not stop em from eating the other three
 
so, put the others in tupperware and put them in the fridge
 
9:04 PM
impossible
they must be eaten
 
@kalina DENIED
 
by me
 
EVERYTHING IS SELF INFLICTED
COMPLAINT DISMISSED
 
I can put on a BMO mask and eat them for you if it'll help
 
@Unionhawk tell me about it
 
9:05 PM
I can complain about myself
 
@TimStone they should add a BMO mask to payday 2
 
@kalina I would play every waking hour until I got it
Except that I am going to die
 
well at least that would be something that got you to play
 
from pancakes
 
no you're not
you're so melodramatic
yes I just said those words, I know
 
9:06 PM
Since when do robots eat pancakes, anyway
 
since when do robots have stomachs
 
Why wasn't anyone here to stop me?
 
how can you be full?
 
Why did they sell me the pancake mix?
 
well, North Carolina has too many sloths at the moment, from what I understand
 
9:07 PM
I shouldn't have made pancakes alone.
 
@OrigamiRobot I blame @spugsley
 
I also blame @spugsley
I warned her of this when she suggested it
 
I will follow the rules of Arqade and blame @Wipqozn
because it's been quite some time since @Wipqozn got 500 blame-related pings while he was afk
@Wipqozn is probably feeling lonely about the whole situation
 
I blame @spugsley as well. @Wipqozn will survive.
 
I'm not sure @Wipqozn will survive
 
9:09 PM
Every time someone mistags Java and Javascript, a kitten dies. Be careful next time! — ppeterka 66 2 mins ago
 
@TimStone :o
 
@TimStone Egads not this comment again...
 
sorry x.x I was just hoping to get a wider spread of views for help. never again! — iamde_coder 1 min ago
 
@kalina He'll probably be engulfed by the explosion erupting from @OrigamiRobot's stomach.
Yeah, the response is... |:
 
I'm glad you said stomach
 
9:10 PM
ಠ_ಠ
 
I know better than to be vague here unless I really intend to be.
 
Tell @Wipqozn I loved him like a brother
 
@OrigamiRobot I'm sure you can tell @Wipqozn that yourself, while you're exploding all over him
 
@Wipqozn I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW @OrigamiRobot LOVED YOU
 
hi
 
9:12 PM
@JerryRox Hello.
 
uuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
@OrigamiRobot loves you, @Wipqozn! Like a brother turtle.
 
I need question ideas!!!
 
I don't think we're going to summon @Wipqozn like that one day where we summoned @kalina.
 
ಠ_ಠ
 
9:13 PM
...for an answer that is I don't even know how incomplete, this is getting to be really long.
 
@JerryRox Why can't I stop eating these pancakes?
 
@JerryRox I don't understand this statement
 
ಠ_ಠ agen
 
@Unionhawk you summoned me?
@GraceNote What's getting really long?
 
i need a doctor
 
9:14 PM
@kalina That day where I pinged you, then @FEiaksjfhlasdhflsaDamnYouAutocomplete and others did too. And your speakers were turned off
 
a pancake doctor
 
Er, on
Same thing
 
@Unionhawk oh right that
well, happens
 
lol
what am I doing here?
 
I think @Wipqozn is still doing things
 
9:14 PM
@JerryRox You tell me.
Why are you here?
 
didn't @Wipqozn have an interview like yesterday, or today, or some time this week?
 
there is syrup in my mustache
 
@kalina Think so
 
I wonder how @Wipqozn's interview went
 
How long have you guys been on Arquade?
 
9:15 PM
@OrigamiRobot you have a moustache?
 
*Arqade
 
@JerryRox never, I've never seen a site with that name
 
@kalina you know I do
 
@OrigamiRobot I don't keep track of your facial hair habits, like @Wipqozn does
 
@JerryRox SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME. Also 1-2 years. Can't be bothered to look.
 
9:16 PM
@kalina You don't have to keep track of anything. They haven't changed.
 
@OrigamiRobot male facial hair changes daily
 
@unionHawk I've only been on for a year.
 
@JerryRox 67 days
 
wowza
 
@kalina Not mine
 
9:17 PM
@OrigamiRobot interesting
 
@JerryRox Long story
 
:O
 
@Unionhawk no it's not
 
But, technically accurate
 
it's a short, 67 day long story
 
9:17 PM
Im playing Animal Crossing New Leaf while chatting.
 
@kalina That's a lie and you know it
 
#nolife
 
negative, you have no proof
 
XD
 
I HAVE PROOF THAT @KALINA IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR
 
9:18 PM
:O
 
@JerryRox did you just hashtag in the bridge?
 
HANG ON, IT'S IN MY FRAPS SCREENSHOTS
 
:O!!!!
Oh no! I've been discovered
 
You know, "I have never killed a civilian"?
!
 
@kalina ...there's like an entire clause before that descriptor that is literally what that descriptor is applied to.
 
9:18 PM
@Unionhawk I've never killed a civilian
 
@kalina LIESxINFINITY
 
@GraceNote you're no fun
@Unionhawk if I went around killing civilians, I'd have been imprisoned by now
if I was to take everything that happens in computer games as fact
then fuck
3
 
@kalina I have an amazing sense of speed.
 
bow down before me, I'm commander shepard, saviour of the universe
like 15 times
 
@kalina The implied second half of that being "In Payday 2"...
 
9:19 PM
bye bye
:P
 
@Unionhawk you didn't say that until just now!
talk about moving the goal posts
 
BEST WORST COP
 
At least in that case it was an unstated implication rather than an explicitly present initiating clause for a statement.
 
Well, I don't have the screenshot. Oh well.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz America is such a great country
full of such nice, helpful, kind hearted people
If that video had been recorded in the UK though, the person with the camera would have got threatening abuse about videoing police officers
since our police don't understand the laws they enforce
 
9:24 PM
@LessPop_MoreFizz wtf
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz GODDAMMIT STOP GIVING @kalina FUEL FOR HER AMERICA IS CRAP FIRE
LADY
JEEZ
 
I don't need fuel for that
 
yeah, true
I blame @OrigamiRobot.
 
Honestly, countries are like people. There's always a bad/crap side.
Make sense since countries just big collections of people.
 
New Deal: Six Sided Sanctuary for Windows http://goo.gl/fb/Hknjf #indiegamestand
 
9:28 PM
@Unionhawk There is nothing crappy about that video! The police officer is an excellent dancer!
 
2 days ago, by Sterno
Sometimes I wonder if @Gnomeslice is a cleverly-programmed advertising bot.
 
surely in a city the size of new york, the police force must get a lot of abuse even if they do a good job?
 
@kalina This is true.
 
yes, a go job
 
9:29 PM
Hungryhungryhipposhungryhungryhipposhungryhungryhipposhungryhungryhippos
 
@kalina That sounds dirty
 
@Yuki I CONCUR.
 
oh damn I was meant to make something closely resembling poutine
 
I ate so much I was sick :(
 
@OrigamiRobot ...
 
9:31 PM
@OrigamiRobot If you want a pity party, The Bridge is not your place
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW
I blame @Wipqozn for @OrigamiRobot not knowing that by now
 
There's no place besides The Bridge
 
You're right.
 
@OrigamiRobot Twitter.
 
I'm going to go sulk now
all those wasted pancakes :(
 
9:33 PM
 
Ugh. I might have made too much ramen.
 
GODDAMMIT NOT THIS AGAIN
No such thing
EAT ALL THE RAMEN
...
>.>
<.<
wtf is wrong with me today?
 
@Unionhawk Did I say I wouldn't? I just might have made more than I expected.
2 bags makes a surprisingly large amount of ramen.
 
@Yuki Indeed
Holy shit 2 bags?
 
What's ramen?
 
9:36 PM
@Unionhawk Or two packets. Or whatever they're called.
 
@MichaelDunfield Pure deliciousness in a convenient package
@Yuki Yeah, I know what you meant
Still, 1 pack of ramen is technically 2 servings
 
@Unionhawk Adding your own ingredients is also a really good way to make it healthy and even more tasty.
 
In other words, 1 serving
@Yuki Healthy. Ha.
 
I added some bok choy and an egg to mine.
 
The sodium content makes healthy a non-possibility
 
9:38 PM
@Unionhawk Well, don't add the entire flavor packet.
Just a quarter is more than enough to give the same taste.
 
@Yuki But I generally make the instant stuff, since I don't have a stove in my dorm.
 
I only add more when I need to make large batches.
 
I do have an electric kettle, which is godly
It makes easy mac and instant ramen without needing to microwave water.
 
@Unionhawk Add stuff that you can normally eat raw then. Like vegetables and whatnot.
 
So, needless to say, I'm getting a case of instant stuff when I go back
@Yuki Point is, "Part of the flavor packet" isn't an option
 
9:41 PM
@Unionhawk The instant ramen you get don't have separate flavor packets?
 
What the hell is ramen
 
@MichaelDunfield Noodles.
Specific kind of noodles.
 
Can be instant or not. Instant's really cheap and relatively filling, very popular with college students.
And there are non-instant ramen bars in Japan.
 
@Yuki Regular is cheap too; like, $0.10 a pack
And it's a full damn meal
For when it's 2:00 and I've got a lot of shit to do
Allegedly, according to @GraceNote, it's a good keep-you-awake tool too
 
9:43 PM
@Unionhawk That's still instant. When I say non-instant, I meant the kind that you get at a restaurant and takes 15-20 minutes to make.
 
@Yuki Ah. Right. I mean instant as in the ramen-in-a-cup-just-add-hot-water
 
@Unionhawk I see. Most people I know call that "cup ramen".
So... I'm bored.
Payday 2, @Unionhawk @kalina?
 
Anyone tried Bionic Dues? It sounds pretty decent.
Mech roguelike.
 
@fbueckert Dues or Dudes?
 
@Yuki Dues
 
9:48 PM
Huh. Looks like I didn't make too much ramen.
I just finished the bowl and I'm still hungry.
 
Bionic Dudes would be a cool name for a game, I think. Or not.
 
It has a demo, so I'm seeing how it is.
 
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10:01 PM
> he who hones is the best gamer
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Seriously? "wanna not get laid? read a book" coming from a gamer?
Does this person only pay attention to stereotypes of groups they don't belong to?
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz To be fair, lots of people like playing games with challenge to them.
The rest is stupid.
 
user15026
10:23 PM
@LessPop_MoreFizz I am a gamer AND I read books AND I get laid relatively regularly. What does that make me? :P
 
A happy person?
 
user15026
@TimStone Yeah, I think so :)
 
:D
 
user15026
Also, I fixed my towel bar that I broke forever ago and I am stupid proud that I did that.
 
user15026
I can have towels in my bathroom again!
 
10:25 PM
@AshleyNunn Luckier than me? :P
 
user15026
@fbueckert Awww, I'm sorry :(
 
@AshleyNunn Nah, no worries.
 
user15026
Okay :) I didn't mean to make anyone feel bad
 
@AshleyNunn You don't. I'm relatively satisfied with my life.
 
user15026
Yay!
 
10:30 PM
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user15026
@TimStone how much do you know about how chat works?
 
A pretty fair amount, what's up?
 
user15026
If someone has never ever been in any chat ever, and I ping them with their username, will they like get notified someplace (inbox maybe?) or does the ping just like disappear into the ether?
 
It'll just disappear into the ether, unless you're a moderator and you superping them, in which case it generates an inbox notification.
 
user15026
Alright, cool, thanks :)
 
10:38 PM
Aye
 
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This game is fucking good
 
@AshleyNunn whom poketh thou
 
user15026
@badp No one - someone asked in Pets chat, and I was like.... I don't know, but I bet I can find someone who knows and I DIIIIIID
 
@MichaelDunfield Even though frogatto is not a frog-cat?
 
10:52 PM
I LIVE
...but no-one else does, apparently.
 
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
 
user15026
@ToxicFrog I am here!
 
user15026
I am also cleaning my living room so like the TV isnt on the floor anymore :D
 
user15026
That TV weighs a ton :(
 
10:59 PM
@AshleyNunn What type of TV is it?
 
user15026
@MBraedley An older one (I bought it in like....2007?) with a built in DVD/VCR
 

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