The Nineteenth Byte

flawr

18:00

You compiled something, we get it.

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TuxCopter

You made control code smileys

^C^

ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

@n4melyh4xor I don't think it will normally overflow, because normally it wouldn't even be programmed to do something at all.

n4melyh4xor

personally, I more enjoy the ^V^ one

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

I almost crashed my computer... but what was I doing in main.cpp?

TuxCopter

You played with the STL

n4melyh4xor

18:01

raise(SIGSEGV);

TuxCopter

Or CPP

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

"FUCK" (translated from bash) ^C

TuxCopter

Or CPP and the STL

n4melyh4xor

*FSCK

TuxCopter

Truly evil

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

18:02

Second time I reduced constants and got the kill command ready beforehand. First time my computer completely freaked out.v

n4melyh4xor

i got the idea for the worst language (to make Hello World in) ever

TuxCopter

I have the best esolang idea

n4melyh4xor

there's 2 commands and a acc

TuxCopter

Every character is a command, and each command do something obscure that cause something to happen

n4melyh4xor

+ - inc the acc

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

18:04

@TuxCopter You mean Jelly?

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n4melyh4xor

O - out the acc as ASCII char

TuxCopter

@n4melyh4xor Already exists: esolangs.org/wiki/MiniStringFuck

n4melyh4xor

WHAT?

oh man, they just saw my idea and posted /s

TuxCopter

@n4melyh4xor The first rev was the 10 August 2016‎

n4melyh4xor

see? /s /s /s

TuxCopter

18:06

... We are the 17 December 2016

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

TIL Structs and pairs have the same performance cost. Through expirementation.

n4melyh4xor

I'd make EvilMiniStringFuck

TuxCopter

ONO

ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

@TuxCopter Hey that's my language! Yeah, I have masqueraded it as being made in 2000 lol.

n4melyh4xor

make the accumulator huge as hell

like 8 sextillion

or something

ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

18:07

LOL you're so harsh!!!

n4melyh4xor

>:)

TuxCopter

What about a 65536-bit accumulator?

n4melyh4xor

double the number, now we're talking

TuxCopter

irb(main):003:0> (2**2**16).to_s.length
=> 19729 # digits

i have good number, very good number. i sell for $30

ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

To add to the evil part, it will be the length of the program (not the content) that will determine the output. In bijective base-65536.

n4melyh4xor

18:09

but then you'd have no way to output

(probably you're thinking O if you need to output in a good spot)

ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

@TuxCopter I stole your work. Hey everyone, you can get it for free!

TuxCopter

;-;

y u do dis

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

I wish c++ has better static code analysis. This is my prayer.

TuxCopter

C++ in itself will never have static code analysis

It's external

ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

@TuxCopter Yeah, I don't think you can copyright a number. Or sell it. At all. Ever. If you could, the set of natural numbers would not be free to use, for example. I hope you didn't actually sell it to someone lol.

TuxCopter

18:13

It was a joke based on a PPCG meme

n4melyh4xor

console.log(Math.pow(Math.pow(2, 2), 16));

TuxCopter

A question with a code and i have good golf, very good golf. i see it for $30

n4melyh4xor

stolen

TuxCopter

@n4melyh4xor JS don't have arbitrary-precision numbers

This code will simply return inf

n4melyh4xor

oh

ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

18:14

It returns 4294967296 for me, not Infinity.

TuxCopter

inf or a big random number, but definitively not a 19729-digit number

ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

That's why I chose Python 2 and st0le it ;)

TuxCopter

Illegal prime

An illegal prime is a prime number that represents information whose possession or distribution is forbidden in some legal jurisdiction. One of the first illegal primes was found in 2001. When interpreted in a particular way, it describes a computer program that bypasses the digital rights management scheme used on DVDs. Distribution of such a program in the United States is illegal under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act. An illegal prime is a kind of illegal number. == Background == One of the earliest illegal prime numbers was generated in March 2001 by Phil Carmody. Its binary rep...

Oh, btw, numbers can have copyright problems

ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

Illegal number

An illegal number is a number that represents information which is illegal to possess, utter, propagate, or otherwise transmit in some legal jurisdiction. Any piece of information is representable as a number; consequently, if communicating a specific set of information is illegal in some way, then the number may be illegal as well. == Background == A number may represent some type of classified information or trade secret, legal to possess only by certain authorized persons. An AACS encryption key that came to prominence in May 2007 is an example of a number claimed to be a secret, and w...

That would be better for oneboxing. And you didn't © it at all.

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

Is knowing C++ from reference books and no tutorial a bad idea?

TuxCopter

18:18

No

Nobody will blame you for learning a language the hard way

n4melyh4xor

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@TuxCopter I mean I can make real programs

n4melyh4xor

(I'm sorry)

ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

That was actually a little bit weird... like, have you ever seen an ~~illegal~~ ill eagle? Just a bit insulting for Americans. (bald eagle is their mascot, it being ill is definitely a bad thing)

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

TIL named structs w/ initializers are just as fast as cumbersome pairs

n4melyh4xor

18:22

...America is illegal

~~inb4 banned~~

Flp.Tkc

anyone want to work on a series of array-manipulation problems called "An Array of Challenges"? :P

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

male pattern baldness actually compensates for the overheating of the brain caused by beards

Yes, very weird.

n4melyh4xor

@Flp.Tkc, ba dum tss.

TuxCopter

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC struct{int a;int b;} pair = {10, 20};

Pure C int pair

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@TuxCopter so?

struct cow {
    int weight;
    bool has_spots;
    cow(int weight_new, bool has_spots_new) : weight(weight_new), has_spots(has_spots_new) {}
};

profiled, it's the same speed

n4melyh4xor

18:24

int cowSpeed; isn't defined though

ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

Do one for goat too, please?

TuxCopter

With an attribute down

n4melyh4xor

`struct goat {
char whatever;
float sYourGoat;
}`

ba-dum-tss

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

struct goat {
        int weight;
        bool down;
        bool knows_es6;
        goat(int weight_new, bool down_new, bool knows_es6) : weight(weight_new), down(true), knows_es6(true) {}
    };

Obviously, all goats know es6. And are down.

n4melyh4xor

wow es6 sucks yo

didn't you hear? /s

I'll star everything starred by someone else

just because it looks pretty

ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

18:29

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Aren't upgoats goats? TIL lol?

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ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

Fake.

Downgoat

cheddar> @test actually is @test
true
cheddar> 1 actually is 1
false

:D got symbols to be true-symbols

TuxCopter

> actually is

Downgoat

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC You clearly haven't met Joegoat...

he is dumbest goat on barn

he don't even know python

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

18:32

where is barn

n4melyh4xor

who's the smartest goat on barn then?

Downgoat

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC 0/10 very creepy asking for my address

TuxCopter

@n4melyh4xor It's definitively not Downgoat /s

Downgoat

@n4melyh4xor It's the red one which is facing down with -1 on torso

TuxCopter

always trust penguin

Downgoat

18:33

@TuxCopter Is there problem?

n4melyh4xor

~~#BanHim~~

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@Downgoat obviously the one on the ECMA panel

TuxCopter

@Downgoat Is this really the equality operator?

Downgoat

no

it is absolute equality operator

similar to *foo == *bar

compares whether two are the same object

betseg

@ErikGolferエリックゴルファー ^ from wikipedia page Shuttle Carrier Aircraft

n4melyh4xor

18:35

foovar = foobarv2

TuxCopter

@Downgoat Why not ===

Downgoat

@betseg -1 for discriminating agaist Downspaceshuttle

@TuxCopter ew

TuxCopter

Because someone may want to call a variable actually

Downgoat

also it's nicer with is and what is

TuxCopter

or is

Downgoat

18:36

@TuxCopter only person who will do that is @Mego :P

TuxCopter

Yes but without this Seriously descendants will never be chez-based

Downgoat

ok how about is a seriously equal to b

TuxCopter

Not verbose enough

Downgoat

:(

TuxCopter

is a totally seriously equal to b

Downgoat

18:38

ok how about:

 public static void main is string a args seriously equal to b

I'm not sure what Java devs were thinking

TuxCopter

Perfect

Downgoat

:D

betseg

public static integer function main takes argument args which is a string array

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n4melyh4xor

$ finger

TuxCopter

This total verbosity make me think of one of my old lang

betseg

18:40

@n4melyh4xor $ unzip

Downgoat

@betseg if Python and Java had a baby :P

n4melyh4xor

java - it's too verbose

Downgoat

@betseg $ touch

n4melyh4xor

you know what's verbose?

Downgoat

Coffee?

n4melyh4xor

18:41

Text

esolangs.org/wiki/Text

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esolangs.org/wiki/English

ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

> perhaps the most [in]famous of which is Notepad

TuxCopter

esolangs.org/wiki/Licorne

Downgoat

@TuxCopter D:

They stole name Unicorn!

n4melyh4xor

esolangs.org/wiki/Verbose

TuxCopter

18:43

esolangs.org/wiki/BAK

n4melyh4xor

now THAT'S verbose

Downgoat

Language of choice: Unary. do I win

TuxCopter

q_q

n4melyh4xor

esolangs.org/wiki/Compute/IO

TuxCopter

@n4melyh4xor Become intelligent to solve P=NP and output the result in my terminal without destroying the earth

n4melyh4xor

18:44

@TuxCopter you first

betseg

Mind having some BF variants? esolangs.org/wiki/VerboseFuck

TuxCopter

ರ_ರ

n4melyh4xor

esolangs.org/wiki/IRP

TuxCopter

^^ Eyeless ಠ_ಠ

n4melyh4xor

Please, write the lyrics to the song 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.

ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

18:46

Please, find π.

TuxCopter

wai

y bring this song to PPCG

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@n4melyh4xor go to hell

n4melyh4xor

About 3.14.

TuxCopter

@ErikGolferエリックゴルファー ~1

Kritixi Lithos

I voted to close it, but it got reopened :(

n4melyh4xor

18:48

wow rude

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esolangs.org/NGGYU

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n4melyh4xor

haha, very funny

Kritixi Lithos

I accidentally clicked on it

TuxCopter

@betseg ರ________________________ರ

u r vry evil

Downgoat

@betseg 0/10 too evil

Flp.Tkc

18:49

@betseg that's a tune

Kritixi Lithos

But I'll admit, NGGYU is a nice language to golf in, I'll probably learn it soon

Dennis

@KritixiLithos Quite frankly, I have no idea why you'd think this is a duplicate of the cat challenge.

ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

@TuxCopter ppcg.lol/questions/95124 ppcg.lol/questions/103448 Hell wot.

n4melyh4xor

"NGGYU
There is currently no text in this page."

?

ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

NGGYU is better than Jelly lol I just saw the source.

n4melyh4xor

18:51

what is so good in that Jelly of yours huh

it's mostly werid characters

ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

Jelly is not mine, it's Dennis'

n4melyh4xor

phrase /s /s

Kritixi Lithos

@Dennis To be really honest, I hated the song and let my impulsive young mind take control over me by voting to close it for no real reason. I'll be more careful next time

ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

I hate that ~~piece of $#!7~~ song too I guess?

Kritixi Lithos

Just reading the PPAP lyrics got it stuck inside my head

TuxCopter

18:55

> I have a pen, I have an island, Uh, [redacted]

n4melyh4xor

test case be like

betseg

Slow songs like PPAP don't stuck in my head, but NNGYU is stuck since I posted the link :(

And i didn't even open YouTube

ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

It got stuck in my head about 3 months ago >:(

Dennis

I might be immune because I don't know the song. Still, if you just dislike a challenge, downvote it; don't vote to close. I personally wouldn't downvote for the wrong choice of song though.

ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

Please, never learn the song.

TuxCopter

18:57

^ It's for your mental health

Kritixi Lithos

Don't even search for it

ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

^ You have been warned, we will lose our very own Dennis.

n4melyh4xor

hunter2

betseg

Reverse psychology, he will want to listen to the song

Dennis

@n4melyh4xor Huh?

TuxCopter

18:58

@betseg Right, D:

Dennis

@betseg Can confirm, getting increasingly tempted to google it.

betseg

@Flp.Tkc Plz no

Flp.Tkc

there it is dennis

TuxCopter

@Flp.Tkc NO

Dennis

(And now I don't even have to.)

n4melyh4xor

18:59

~~inb4 whole channel #BANHIM~~

Kritixi Lithos

@Flp.Tkc Delete it before I flag it, please

Flp.Tkc

:(

ErikGolferエリックゴルファー

@Flp.Tkc Flagged as spam.

Dennis

@KritixiLithos If you flag that, I'll get my trout.

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