The Nineteenth Byte

You made control code smileys

^C^

@n4melyh4xor I don't think it will normally overflow, because normally it wouldn't even be programmed to do something at all.

personally, I more enjoy the ^V^ one

I almost crashed my computer... but what was I doing in main.cpp?

You played with the STL

6:01 PM

raise(SIGSEGV);

Or CPP

"FUCK" (translated from bash) ^C

Or CPP and the STL

*FSCK

Truly evil

6:02 PM

Second time I reduced constants and got the kill command ready beforehand. First time my computer completely freaked out.v

i got the idea for the worst language (to make Hello World in) ever

I have the best esolang idea

there's 2 commands and a acc

Every character is a command, and each command do something obscure that cause something to happen

+ - inc the acc

6:04 PM

@TuxCopter You mean Jelly?

2

O - out the acc as ASCII char

@n4melyh4xor Already exists: esolangs.org/wiki/MiniStringFuck

WHAT?

oh man, they just saw my idea and posted /s

@n4melyh4xor The first rev was the 10 August 2016‎

see? /s /s /s

6:06 PM

... We are the 17 December 2016

TIL Structs and pairs have the same performance cost. Through expirementation.

I'd make EvilMiniStringFuck

ONO

@TuxCopter Hey that's my language! Yeah, I have masqueraded it as being made in 2000 lol.

make the accumulator huge as hell

like 8 sextillion

or something

6:07 PM

LOL you're so harsh!!!

>:)

What about a 65536-bit accumulator?

double the number, now we're talking

irb(main):003:0> (2**2**16).to_s.length
=> 19729 # digits

i have good number, very good number. i sell for $30

To add to the evil part, it will be the length of the program (not the content) that will determine the output. In bijective base-65536.

6:09 PM

but then you'd have no way to output

(probably you're thinking O if you need to output in a good spot)

@TuxCopter I stole your work. Hey everyone, you can get it for free!

;-;

y u do dis

I wish c++ has better static code analysis. This is my prayer.

C++ in itself will never have static code analysis

It's external

@TuxCopter Yeah, I don't think you can copyright a number. Or sell it. At all. Ever. If you could, the set of natural numbers would not be free to use, for example. I hope you didn't actually sell it to someone lol.

6:13 PM

It was a joke based on a PPCG meme

console.log(Math.pow(Math.pow(2, 2), 16));

A question with a code and i have good golf, very good golf. i see it for $30

stolen

@n4melyh4xor JS don't have arbitrary-precision numbers

This code will simply return inf

oh

6:14 PM

It returns 4294967296 for me, not Infinity.

inf or a big random number, but definitively not a 19729-digit number

That's why I chose Python 2 and st0le it ;)

Illegal prime

An illegal prime is a prime number that represents information whose possession or distribution is forbidden in some legal jurisdiction. One of the first illegal primes was found in 2001. When interpreted in a particular way, it describes a computer program that bypasses the digital rights management scheme used on DVDs. Distribution of such a program in the United States is illegal under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act. An illegal prime is a kind of illegal number. == Background == One of the earliest illegal prime numbers was generated in March 2001 by Phil Carmody. Its binary rep...

Oh, btw, numbers can have copyright problems

Illegal number

An illegal number is a number that represents information which is illegal to possess, utter, propagate, or otherwise transmit in some legal jurisdiction. Any piece of information is representable as a number; consequently, if communicating a specific set of information is illegal in some way, then the number may be illegal as well. == Background == A number may represent some type of classified information or trade secret, legal to possess only by certain authorized persons. An AACS encryption key that came to prominence in May 2007 is an example of a number claimed to be a secret, and w...

That would be better for oneboxing. And you didn't © it at all.

Is knowing C++ from reference books and no tutorial a bad idea?

6:18 PM

No

Nobody will blame you for learning a language the hard way

@TuxCopter I mean I can make real programs

(I'm sorry)

That was actually a little bit weird... like, have you ever seen an ~~illegal~~ ill eagle? Just a bit insulting for Americans. (bald eagle is their mascot, it being ill is definitely a bad thing)

TIL named structs w/ initializers are just as fast as cumbersome pairs

6:22 PM

...America is illegal

~~inb4 banned~~

Flp.Tkc

anyone want to work on a series of array-manipulation problems called "An Array of Challenges"? :P

male pattern baldness actually compensates for the overheating of the brain caused by beards

Yes, very weird.

@Flp.Tkc, ba dum tss.

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC struct{int a;int b;} pair = {10, 20};

Pure C int pair

@TuxCopter so?

struct cow {
    int weight;
    bool has_spots;
    cow(int weight_new, bool has_spots_new) : weight(weight_new), has_spots(has_spots_new) {}
};

profiled, it's the same speed

6:24 PM

int cowSpeed; isn't defined though

Do one for goat too, please?

With an attribute down

`struct goat {
char whatever;
float sYourGoat;
}`

ba-dum-tss

struct goat {
        int weight;
        bool down;
        bool knows_es6;
        goat(int weight_new, bool down_new, bool knows_es6) : weight(weight_new), down(true), knows_es6(true) {}
    };

Obviously, all goats know es6. And are down.

wow es6 sucks yo

didn't you hear? /s

I'll star everything starred by someone else

just because it looks pretty

6:29 PM

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Aren't upgoats goats? TIL lol?

Fake.

cheddar> @test actually is @test
true
cheddar> 1 actually is 1
false

:D got symbols to be true-symbols

> actually is

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC You clearly haven't met Joegoat...

he is dumbest goat on barn

he don't even know python

6:32 PM

where is barn

who's the smartest goat on barn then?

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC 0/10 very creepy asking for my address

@n4melyh4xor It's definitively not Downgoat /s

@n4melyh4xor It's the red one which is facing down with -1 on torso

always trust penguin

6:33 PM

@TuxCopter Is there problem?

~~#BanHim~~

@Downgoat obviously the one on the ECMA panel

@Downgoat Is this really the equality operator?

no

it is absolute equality operator

similar to *foo == *bar

compares whether two are the same object

@ErikGolferエリックゴルファー ^ from wikipedia page Shuttle Carrier Aircraft

6:35 PM

foovar = foobarv2

@Downgoat Why not ===

@betseg -1 for discriminating agaist Downspaceshuttle

@TuxCopter ew

Because someone may want to call a variable actually

also it's nicer with is and what is

or is

6:36 PM

@TuxCopter only person who will do that is @Mego :P

Yes but without this Seriously descendants will never be chez-based

ok how about is a seriously equal to b

Not verbose enough

:(

is a totally seriously equal to b

6:38 PM

ok how about:

 public static void main is string a args seriously equal to b

I'm not sure what Java devs were thinking

Perfect

:D

public static integer function main takes argument args which is a string array

4

$ finger

This total verbosity make me think of one of my old lang

6:40 PM

@n4melyh4xor $ unzip

@betseg if Python and Java had a baby :P

java - it's too verbose

@betseg $ touch

you know what's verbose?

Coffee?

6:41 PM

Text

esolangs.org/wiki/Text

esolangs.org/wiki/English

> perhaps the most [in]famous of which is Notepad

esolangs.org/wiki/Licorne

@TuxCopter D:

They stole name Unicorn!

esolangs.org/wiki/Verbose

6:43 PM

esolangs.org/wiki/BAK

now THAT'S verbose

Language of choice: Unary. do I win

q_q

esolangs.org/wiki/Compute/IO

@n4melyh4xor Become intelligent to solve P=NP and output the result in my terminal without destroying the earth

6:44 PM

@TuxCopter you first

Mind having some BF variants? esolangs.org/wiki/VerboseFuck

ರ_ರ

esolangs.org/wiki/IRP

^^ Eyeless ಠ_ಠ

Please, write the lyrics to the song 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.

6:46 PM

Please, find π.

wai

y bring this song to PPCG

@n4melyh4xor go to hell

About 3.14.

@ErikGolferエリックゴルファー ~1

I voted to close it, but it got reopened :(

6:48 PM

wow rude

esolangs.org/NGGYU

8

haha, very funny

I accidentally clicked on it

@betseg ರ________________________ರ

u r vry evil

@betseg 0/10 too evil

Flp.Tkc

6:49 PM

@betseg that's a tune

But I'll admit, NGGYU is a nice language to golf in, I'll probably learn it soon

Dennis

@KritixiLithos Quite frankly, I have no idea why you'd think this is a duplicate of the cat challenge.

@TuxCopter ppcg.lol/questions/95124 ppcg.lol/questions/103448 Hell wot.

"NGGYU
There is currently no text in this page."

?

NGGYU is better than Jelly lol I just saw the source.

6:51 PM

what is so good in that Jelly of yours huh

it's mostly werid characters

Jelly is not mine, it's Dennis'

phrase /s /s

@Dennis To be really honest, I hated the song and let my impulsive young mind take control over me by voting to close it for no real reason. I'll be more careful next time

I hate that ~~piece of $#!7~~ song too I guess?

Just reading the PPAP lyrics got it stuck inside my head

6:55 PM

> I have a pen, I have an island, Uh, [redacted]

test case be like

Slow songs like PPAP don't stuck in my head, but NNGYU is stuck since I posted the link :(

And i didn't even open YouTube

It got stuck in my head about 3 months ago >:(

Dennis

I might be immune because I don't know the song. Still, if you just dislike a challenge, downvote it; don't vote to close. I personally wouldn't downvote for the wrong choice of song though.

Please, never learn the song.

6:57 PM

^ It's for your mental health

Don't even search for it

^ You have been warned, we will lose our very own Dennis.

hunter2