The Nineteenth Byte

Geobits

22:00

@AlexA. Yes. It's dead now. Thanks.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@AlexA. you.

@Geobits >_> sorry for doing that to you.

Alex A.

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ How am I rekt?

Bálint

@AlexA. I think Helka Comba is rekt

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@AlexA. you suppressed free speech, as a liberal space bird.

Alex A.

@Geobits Relevant

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

22:01

@Bálint *Congo

Alex A.

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Did I?

Helka Homba

@AlexA. You were touting these liberal ideals but went ahead and deleted some perfectly innocuous messages

Geobits

I guess thanks?

Doorknob

@HelkaHomba That's not what free speech means

Alex A.

Ah, just upholding some chat quality standards

Bálint

22:02

@AlexA. Relevant youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Alex A.

@Bálint You're right, that's quite relevant!

@Geobits It's a nice place, my friend lives there

Geobits

I'm not so sure. It kinda smells in there.

Alex A.

Well, so does my friend

Geobits

I'm not sure that's helping as much as you think it is.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Bálint thanks for being the 17th poster of that link on my list.

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22:05

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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Strip Iterated Prisoner's Dilemma Inspired by https://xkcd.com/696/, of course. The Prisoner's Dilemma is a classic game (more in the game theory sense than the family fun sense) where two agents - two accomplices to a crime, in the original formulation - must choose whether to sell out the oth...

Geobits

Wow:

chat.stackexchange.com/…

And that's just the bare url, not counting obvious link-shortener rolls.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

>_>

doesn't work

Alex A.

@Geobits Wow, Rick central

Bálint

We need a rick roll chat

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

doesn't load for me. Q_Q

Helka Homba

22:07

@AlexA. But I don't think it was directly annoying anyone :I And asking us to stop seems better that forming weird discontinuities

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

 chat.stackexchange.com/…

Geobits

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Really? What kind of janky browser you got?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

is that the right link?

@Geobits Chrome 50.

Geobits

Yes, that link is right. Works for me.

Hmm, I'm on 49.

Downgoat

@El'endiaStarman those are the children of uprightgoat, not me

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

22:10

oh, okay

noice?

VTCAKAVSMoACE

When your friend asks you what a "gigabite" is...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@VTCAKAVSMoACE noice.

can i borrow that and attribute to you?

VTCAKAVSMoACE

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Yes

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@VTCAKAVSMoACE thanks

@QPaysTaxes [email protected]

or [email protected]

VTCAKAVSMoACE

@QPaysTaxes [email protected]

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

22:16

myfacehole@QPaysTaxes and mydoublefaceholes@QPaysTaxes for talking and receiving respectively.

VTCAKAVSMoACE

Make the webmaster email link go to [email protected]

We're being serious.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

^

@QPaysTaxes ?

oh

myfacehole

Geobits

[email protected]

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

wtf

@QPaysTaxes >_> I thought of one but I forgot it...

and it was actually good.

sure?

Geobits

I just like that it starts with sex at, that's all.

Don't blame Jesus, I'm pretty sure he's got nothing to do with it.

orlp

22:21

where is Syapq?

seems that's where a lot of sex is happening

Geobits

@orlp It's one of those places nobody can tell you about if you don't already know.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

lol

VTCAKAVSMoACE

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ are you this person?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@VTCAKAVSMoACE no.

VTCAKAVSMoACE

[email protected]

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

22:22

I haven't posted to anything, I don't have a blog.

Geobits

[email protected]

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

[email protected]

Bálint

@Downgoat s32.postimg.org/pm0z8tldh/goat.png

orlp

@Bálint is that a downgoat fractal?

VTCAKAVSMoACE

ಠ_ಠ@QPaysTaxes.me

Bálint

22:23

@orlp Yup

Because you know, why not

Geobits

[email protected]

VTCAKAVSMoACE

okay-seriously-if-you-really-wanna-email-me-youre-gonna-have-to-write-this-out@‌QPaysTaxes.me

Geobits

[email protected]

orlp

have you guys ever paid people to fart in someone's office?

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VTCAKAVSMoACE

[email protected]

Alex A.

22:25

[email protected]

Sad

Geobits

@QPaysTaxes You should get on that.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@orlp ... no

Alex A.

Which means you could own it

You just need to be a government

Geobits

I guess the easiest path would be to work your way high into the executive branch.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@orlp You are as evil as this:

Geobits

22:27

Like I said, you should get started. It's going to take a while.

Well then you could just take over the whole thing. Problem solved.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

lol

Bálint

1.: Get a gun
2.: Break into the government's office
3.: ...
4.: profit

Geobits

No, no... "take over" as in run for president. I'm pretty sure he could get a .gov domain approved.

Bálint

@QPaysTaxes You are a hulk

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@QPaysTaxes ... we have more than that here.

and it's shittier.

Geobits

22:29

I thought he was a fake unicorn :/

flawr

@Bálint I think you're going to have trouble with point 4.

Well probably already with point 2

Geobits

Definitely no problem with point one. This is Murica.

Bálint

Unicorn hulk

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

Unihulk.

Geobits

@QPaysTaxes Huh. You'd think bold italics would reinforce the point, but oddly enough it makes me believe you less.

Bálint

22:30

@Geobits I love your thinking

._.

flawr

@Geobits Yeah, it is missing underlines!

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Bálint

@QPaysTaxes Uhm, okay....

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

noice?

Geobits

medical?

Ah, ok.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

good for you

@flawr CUTENEES ABOUNDS

Geobits

22:33

Pfft, where were you when my kid needed a splint the other day? :P

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@QPaysTaxes will pay for this...

orlp

@flawr AWWWWWWWWWWww

KITTEEEEEEEENS

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

IKR

orlp

I LOVE KITTIESSSSSSss

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

SOOOOO CUTTTEEEEEEEEE

flawr

22:34

Another proof that cats are fluids

orlp

Yes you are! And you're sitting there! Hi, kitty!

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@flawr CAT IS LIQUID CUTEENESS

Bálint

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How do you post an image as image?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

I gtg do work, bai!

@Bálint if it is a hardlinked image, then ^.

flawr

@Bálint Paste image url and hit enter.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

22:36

Else click the upload button on the right on the send button.

flawr

Alternatively use the upload button.

Bálint

VTCAKAVSMoACE

@Bálint That's just spooky.

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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Draw the Cool S code-golf ascii-art Given a number n≥3, print or output the Cool S made with n vertical bars. The outputs for 3,4,5,6 are: / \ / \ | | | | | | \ \/ /\ \ | | | | | | \ / \ / /\ / \ / \ / /\ \ | | | | | | | | | | | | \ \ \/ /\ ...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Quill how is the SE chat thing coming a long?

oops

Bálint

22:38

We need a garbage collectionI think

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

Trash?

Bálint

Everybody say @AlexA.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@QPaysTaxes sorry, wrong name.

@Bálint ... why spam ping alex?

@QPaysTaxes what game?

Nethack?

Geobits

The one zyabin linked?

Nope, not the one I was thinking. Disregard.

flawr

Geobits

22:41

It' not really the same sort of game, but okay: inedo.com/release

(oops, my clipboard hates me)

Bálint

@flawr Is that cat still alive?

Geobits

Alive and drunk probably.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

lol

@QPaysTaxes vertix?

vertix.io

epicTCK/BaldBantha linked it.

Geobits

Cats are lightweights. I've yet to meet one that could finish even a single pint.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Geobits >_> my cat drank wine today...

she didn't have a fun time.

Geobits

22:44

I believe that.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

which part?

Geobits

Both?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

okay

Geobits

Assuming the first, the second is very likely.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

>_> somebody put this on my terminal screen

brb taking screenshot

flawr

22:47

@Bálint It is liquid.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

SO MUCh CAT

flawr

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

d'awwwww

Downgoat

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ brb making this the behavior of the avocad package

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

>_>

lol at this

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Q: Should smilies be turned into images in questions and answers?

A lot of mention has been made of the seriousness of Stack Overflow (and presumably Server Fault). Would it be a good idea to turn smilies :-) into actual images as per phpBB in questions and answers?

> -30

Downgoat

22:54

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ I finally got cheddar to work!!!!!!!

Mars Ultor

@Downgoat ?

Downgoat

@MarsUltor I fixed the circular dependency errors, the casting errors, and so many more errors

Also, arrays work now

flawr

> -31

If I could vote

Bálint

@Downgoat s32.postimg.org/kloxaiucx/goat.jpg?noCache=1463180253

Downgoat

@Bálint oh hey, it's my evil twin, doubledowngoat

what color should strings be syntax highlighted?

and what color should numbers be syntax highlighted?

Bálint

22:59

strings:grey, numbers: orange

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