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Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
12:00 AM
(although the ü in your surname would be too loose, more like a long üh in führer)
 
Martin Büttner
Martin Büttner
right, but there's no reason to assume that's the case :P
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
@Doorknob 0/10 not a Mac
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
^^
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
Alright @MartinBüttner
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
12:01 AM
@AlexA. Agreed. Except the first 1 in your message got cut off there. :)
2
 
Martin Büttner
Martin Büttner
@Doorknob I've been very happy with my ThinkPad (W520), but I can't tell you more than that, because I never keep up with current hardware.
 
Geobits
Geobits
@Doorknob Both Lenovos I've had had problems after only a year or so. I don't know others' experiences, but I won't buy another.
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
@Doorknob ಠ_ಠ It did not get cut off. It was never there. ZERO OUT OF TEN.
 
Geobits
Geobits
You're not gonna keep Win 10 on it though, are you? If so, I can't recommend anything at all ;)
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
@Bálint remember the handy dandy edit button.. :P
@Geobits Other than a mac?
:P
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
12:03 AM
@Geobits Of course not. First thing I'll do is install Debian.
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
@Geobits Surely Lenovos are better than HP laptops. All of the people I know who've had them (myself included) have had to constantly replace pieces and fix issues.
 
Geobits
Geobits
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ What is this mac thing? Can't say I can recommend that either.
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
I probably put more money into fixing my HP laptop than I did buying it initially.
 
Geobits
Geobits
@AlexA. Never had an hp laptop, so don't know.
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
@Geobits ...
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
12:05 AM
Anyway, this one lets you swap out batteries while the machine is still running, which is pretty nifty.
 
Geobits
Geobits
Ooooooooh, mac. Right, right. The one that artists like to use because they're trying not to conform or something.
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
._.
 
Geobits
Geobits
Yet all their friends (and I use that term loosely) use the same thing ;)
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
@Doorknob Why in the world would that be a useful feature
 
Bálint
Bálint
@AlexA. lenovos are the computer world's Alfa Romeos
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
12:06 AM
They look nice but they're actually poorly built cars that require constant maintenance?
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
@AlexA. Battery running low -> take out battery -> put in new battery
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
(My dad has had a few Alfa Romeos)
@Doorknob Battery running low -> plug it in
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
@Geobits ._.
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
@AlexA. A car disguised as a laptop? That's some Transformers-level stuff right there.
 
Geobits
Geobits
@Doorknob 10/10 would use that feature once and forget to charge the other battery ever.
 
Bálint
Bálint
12:07 AM
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
Yeah that looks about right
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
@AlexA. Frequently not an option at school / places that are not home
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
@Doorknob You have to turn into a car, Morty!
@Doorknob Where do you use your laptop where you aren't near a power source? Plus I feel like the equipment required to charge your laptop would be roughly equal in weight and size to a separate battery.
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
@Geobits Supposedly the internal battery plus the swappable external one is enough for 17 hours without even having to switch it out. That I doubt, but it certainly couldn't be too bad :P
 
Geobits
Geobits
Sure. I tried the whole "swappable phone battery" thing for a while. It was great, except I never ended up charging the one that was dead, so when I actually needed it....
The foresight is not strong with this one.
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
12:11 AM
@AlexA. My school has surprisingly few outlets around it, and also airplanes/etc. (the shiny new ones have power sources but most that I go on don't)
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
@Geobits What about the fivesight?
 
Geobits
Geobits
The fivesight is okay. Not great, but okay.
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
@Doorknob If the internal batteries are sufficient for 17 hours of use, surely that'd be sufficient for any reasonable plane trip or school day.
 
Geobits
Geobits
^ this. I'd much rather have a larger (even if a bit bulkier) main battery than have to carry around a spare.
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
@AlexA. That's the internal one plus a separate one (the one that can be switched out). And like I said, I doubt that's really the case :P
 
Geobits
Geobits
12:13 AM
On a related note, my phone battery is a couple years old and really starting to suck :(
It's hard to decide whether to get a new phone or just a new battery :/
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
On a unrelated note, @Doorknob either didn't notice me mentioning him or didn't deem to reply. :/
 
Bálint
Bálint
@Doorknob 1 plus thing wich can get broken
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
@Geobits Get a giant iphone, about 10".
 
Geobits
Geobits
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Eww. 5.x" is the sweet spot for phones.
For phones
 
LegionMammal978
LegionMammal978
What's the chat message length limit, again?
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
12:15 AM
500
 
Bálint
Bálint
@Geobits What type of phone is it?
 
Geobits
Geobits
@Bálint Nexus 5
@QPaysTaxes That's actually not as horrible as I was expecting it to be.
 
Bálint
Bálint
@Geobits You should get a new one, it may be cheaper.
 
Geobits
Geobits
I dunno, that's gonna make me feel very #firstworldproblems :P
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
@LegionMammal978 500 or infinity on multiple lines.
 
Geobits
Geobits
12:17 AM
Kinda like buying a new printer when the ink runs out.
 
A Nerd - I
A Nerd - I
 
Geobits
Geobits
@QPaysTaxes It's actually cheaper for some models, and I can affirm that I know people that have.
 
Bálint
Bálint
Kinda like buying a nee car instead of a trabant
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
@QPaysTaxes asdf repeated over and over.
> This sign is too goddamn big
fixed
o_O that new question
@QPaysTaxes relink?
 
Bálint
Bálint
Meeeee
 
Geobits
Geobits
12:19 AM
@QPaysTaxes I did, and responded to it :(
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
let U down
 
Bálint
Bálint
And me l? ._.
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ HAI
 
Geobits
Geobits
@QPaysTaxes Thanks! That's what most of my family and several friends always say.
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ HAI
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
12:20 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ HAI
 
quartata
quartata
I'm never gonna "Give U Up"
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
@QPaysTaxes Is this by Calvin's Hobbies
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
HAI TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD HAI (drinkbai)
 
Geobits
Geobits
@QPaysTaxes Well that wasn't creepy at all.
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
@AlexA. i think so
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
12:20 AM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ btw I thought your parents thought golfers were a bad influence
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
@QPaysTaxes Could have been a posthumous release
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
@Geobits Creepy people can't complain about other creepy people.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yep.
sssshhhh
 
Geobits
Geobits
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Yes we they can.
 
LegionMammal978
LegionMammal978
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Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
...
 
LegionMammal978
LegionMammal978
12:21 AM
Too bad formatting doesn't work :p
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
@MartinBüttner is nice last I checked.
 
quartata
quartata
@AlexA. read this as post-hummus
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
@quartata Life after hummus is no life at all
 
quartata
quartata
Mmm hummus
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Life after eating hummus is with a hole that can never be filled except by burgers with hummus on them.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ wtf happened to the comic...
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
12:22 AM
finals
 
New Main Posts
New Main Posts
1
Q: Calculate the Trump Tax

TimtechIf elected president, Donald Trump plans to implement a system of four income tax brackets (full details can be found on his website here). Your job is to take two inputs, annual income and filing status (single, married, or head of household) and output the income tax that must be paid. Income ...

code-golf
 
Bálint
Bálint
What the hell is hummus?
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
ಠ_ಠ
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
 
quartata
quartata
a spread made from chickpeas
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
12:23 AM
and very tasty
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ at the question or at @Bálint?
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
Hummus
Hummus (/ˈhʊ.məs/, /ˈxʊ.mʊs/ or /ˈhʌ.məs/; Arabic: حُمُّص‎) is a Levantine and Egyptian food dip or spread made from cooked, mashed chickpeas or other beans, blended with tahini, olive oil, lemon juice, salt and garlic. Today, it is popular throughout the Middle East (including Turkey), North Africa (including Morocco), and in Middle Eastern cuisine around the globe. == Etymology and spelling == "Hummus" comes from the Arabic word حمّص (ḥummuṣ), meaning "chickpeas", and the complete name of the prepared spread in Arabic is حمّص بطحينة (ḥummuṣ bi ṭaḥīna), which means "chickpeas with tahini...
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Both, I suppose.
It worked out nicely.
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
okay
do you like hummus?
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
no
but ignorance is bad
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
okay
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
12:24 AM
I'm asking my teacher if I can use J on the final :p
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
@QPaysTaxes ?
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ?
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ this
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
what is the final about?
 
quartata
quartata
Speaking of tasty spreads anyone here ever had baba ghanoush?
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
yes
 
Bálint
Bálint
12:28 AM
I need to go, I'm tired
Good night everyone
 
LegionMammal978
LegionMammal978
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ [̸͍͚̦̤̮̽̇̏̂́t̸̬̞̭̖͉̂͆̈́̒͆ą̸̬̱͉͎̈́̌̃̀͝g̶̱͙͓̖͍͆͌̿̈́̔:̷͔̣͙̯̲̅̾̊͘͝a̷͈̤̼̻̋̆͋̓̕͜l̵̪̄̑̊̋͝‌​̡̺̼͓e̴̢̯̱̬͓̓̏̈̉̚x̴̖̮̪͉̫̀͑̃̈́̾-̸͎̦̗̤͖̋͊̂̆̈í̴͚̱̘͚̥̈́͒͘͠s̷̛͎̻̝̹̯̐̈́͘͠-̸̡̛͙̺͉͍͋̇͑͝خ̶̆̀͝‌​̘̱͓͙̼̆̌ا̴̨̣̹͕̪͑̀͋͠͠ط̷̫̦̟̮͉̊̽̈́̀͝ئ̴̧̥͍̰̥̽̎͘̚̕]̵̦̤̫̤̼̃̄̾̑͋
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
@quartata I like it better than hummus.
 
quartata
quartata
@mınxomaτ It's a spiky eared pichu
@AlexA. I really like it too
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
What do you guys think? How much information should we be allowed to encode into the second input?
1
Q: Calculate the Trump Tax

TimtechIf elected president, Donald Trump plans to implement a system of four income tax brackets (full details can be found on his website here). Your job is to take two inputs, annual income and filing status (single, married, or head of household) and output the income tax that must be paid. Income ...

code-golf
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
12:39 AM
user image
2
@quartata ... I just realized what your avatar is... noice?
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
12:59 AM
@LegionMammal978 took me a bit to figure that out.
 
trichoplax
trichoplax
 
Sherlock9
Sherlock9
Hello all :D
 
trichoplax
trichoplax
Greetings
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
hiya
 
Sherlock9
Sherlock9
The bounty on my quipu challenge ends in 7 hours and the Pyth answer is sitting clear above every other answer on that challenge. Should I bite the bullet and award the bounty to Kenny's well-done Pyth answer, or wait till those 7 hours are up?
40
Q: Counting Quipu: Base 10 in the New World

Sherlock9Quipus are an ancient device used by the Inca in the Precolumbian era to record numbers in a base ten positional system of knots on a cord, which works as follows: Each cluster of knots is a digit, and there are three main types of knots: simple overhand knots; "long knots", consisting of an ...

code-golf number
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
1:09 AM
Should this be made a standard loophole?
2
A: Calculate the Trump Tax

Kenny LauPyth, 32 26 24 6 bytes JQ.vCE Test suite. 74892585093965377905208487730659359537614936740881725652453863997600444976 = single 74892585093965377905208487730659359537614936740881725652668629404830675504 = married 74892585093965377905208487730659359537614936740881725652526490039149933104 = head...

 
Sherlock9
Sherlock9
I'm not sure how it works, so maybe?
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
@Sherlock9 There are two inputs. The second input can be three numbers that we choose.
I encoded the whole program into the second input
 
quartata
quartata
The numbers he picked encode the program in base 256
ninja'd
My internet is being weird today
@KennyLau I think it's allowed although it's debatable whether or not that falls under one of the input loopholes
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
@quartata It is allowed but all standard loopholes are technically allowed also
 
quartata
quartata
That's not what I meant by allowed
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
1:13 AM
@Dennis Hi, what's your opinion on this?
@quartata Oh, you meant that it should not be made a standard loophole?
 
quartata
quartata
No, I didn't say that.
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
Then what did you mean?
 
quartata
quartata
What I said was "I think this doesn't fall under any standard loopholes"
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
Alright.
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
@KennyLau son you have done good things but wtf is that ._.
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
1:16 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Entire program encoded in base256
 
quartata
quartata
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I/O format abuse eleven
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
I know, but woah
reminds me of a challenge I made once
shudders
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Which challenge?
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
I'd rather not link it. It's not exactly a piece of artwork
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
You know, you only posted 26 questions
It's not a pain for me to scroll through them all.
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
1:18 AM
go ahead :3
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
But I won't, lol
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
XD
Chat mini challenge: given a number N, output it written in "square root form"; that is, take a number N, pretend it's under a square root, and write it in proper radical form.
e.g., 72 => 6, 2
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
you meant 6, 2
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
uh
maybe
yes
 
Geobits
Geobits
From the OP: Just don't be ridiculous.
Just sayin' :P
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
1:23 AM
closed as too broad
 
Geobits
Geobits
@KennyLau Oh I agree, but it still qualifies as 'ridiculous' to me ;)
As far as standard loopholes go, it doesn't fit any of them exactly, but this one is probably closest:
 
quartata
quartata
@Dennis Is there an inverse to ,? Like given a pair set the first element as the left argument and the second as the right
 
Geobits
Geobits
62
A: Loopholes that are forbidden by default

Martin BüttnerAdding input or rules which weren't explicitly mentioned in the challenge There was recently a case where an answerer claimed Nowhere does it say the program can't (also) ask the user what the [result] is. Adding additional input or new rules, because they haven't been explicitly forbidden...

 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ J*F+1rm,%hd2edrPQ8 9@/QJ2J
@Geobits Which is why the question I'm asking is "should this be made a standard loophole" instead of "is this a standard loophole".
 
Geobits
Geobits
Right right. This is like exploiting a bug and telling the team afterward :P
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
1:27 AM
Exactly.
 
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
@Geobits Didn't you advocate exactly this earlier?
 
Geobits
Geobits
Well, as a joke, yes.
 
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
May 10 at 16:57, by Geobits
I always thought you were supposed to exploit it first, then report it.
@Geobits ;)
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
ROASTE
D
 
Geobits
Geobits
I knew someone was going to bring that up ;)
 
Dennis
Dennis
1:28 AM
@quartata There's no way to tamper with the arguments except creating chains, but you can reduce over a pair with /.
 
Geobits
Geobits
Anyway, I've gotta be off. Have fun with the exploits! :D
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
bai
to anyone who knows J: how do I flatten a boxed list of arrays into a contiguous array? E.g. (1 2 ; 3 4 ; 5 ; 6 7 8 => 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8)
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ It's right in front of your eyes
;
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
really
I feel so dumb XD
thanks
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
no problem
 
Sherlock9
Sherlock9
1:33 AM
Geez, Kenny :D How many languages do you know?
 
Maltysen
Maltysen
@KennyLau your thing isn't optimally golfed, you can do .vC
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
@Sherlock9 With the help of docs, every.
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
he knows a hole heck of a lot
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
@Sherlock9 Without docs, none.
 
Sherlock9
Sherlock9
Fair enough XD
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
1:34 AM
jolf has half docs. so you should know it halfway :p
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
@Maltysen It would decode the first input?
 
quartata
quartata
@Dennis I feel dumb. Suppose I have an array as a left argument and a number as the right argument. I want to pop (Ṫ) from the array and place the result in the right argument, but Ṫ{ operates directly on the left argument
I'm not too good at this stuff in general
 
Maltysen
Maltysen
@KennyLau does he enforce input order? If not you can use w/E
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
ok, thanks
 
Quill
Quill
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ which chat thing
I've written like over 9000 chat extensions for different stuff
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
1:36 AM
@quartata So, what you want to do is V = V + F(λ)?
 
Maltysen
Maltysen
@KennyLau actually, two bytes, "vC"
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
@Maltysen v doesn't work.
 
Maltysen
Maltysen
just encode the transpiled code with C
@KennyLau yeah it does, just not online
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
well ok...
I think the author is closing this loophole, so...
 
Maltysen
Maltysen
0
A: Pushing items in the sequence

MaltysenPyth - 10 / 1 byte + 1 = 11 Really cheaty, but it seems allowed, basically puts all the code in the options. Doing bonus now. It takes an array of ints, with 0 as falsey. The left value is: Y.append(eval(input())) or [i for i in Y[0] if i] + [0]*Y[0].count(0) The right value is: Y.append(eval...

 
quartata
quartata
1:38 AM
@KennyLau I just want ρ = F(λ)
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
@quartata I think you can't change the right argument in the link
@QPaysTaxes hash?
 
orlp
orlp
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
@QPaysTaxes Not sure if this could help you:
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Q: Random access to hash map values

user965942What's the best way to design such a container, which can support randomized value access? but the container has to support other operations, such as insert key/value pairs and remove by key, with the best possible time performance. One way to do this is to combine hash map with array, but if ha...

c++ c
@Maltysen Well, ok...
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
another J question: what's the shortest way to get the smallest nonzero element from an array?
good to note
 
Dennis
Dennis
@quartata You cannot change the right argument, just call a new link/chain with the desired value as right argument. If you have [a, b] and you want to compute a+b, you use +/. If you have [a, b, c] and you want to compute [a+c, b+c], you use +Ṫ$ (without the $ if it's at the beginning of a monadic chain). The atom + can be replaced with a helper link reference such as ç.
 
Downgoat
Downgoat
1:45 AM
Wear is actually coverall's method name ._.
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
@QPaysTaxes that's what I'm doing, but it's long
 
Downgoat
Downgoat
@QPaysTaxes it is
@QPaysTaxes I am not coding in Ruby yet but I am actively learning it
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
<./@([:([:;<;._1)0&,)
so long ._.
rollercoaster of emotions
 
Downgoat
Downgoat
@Quill have you got coveralls working, or at least uploading?
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
I hope he wears coveralls whilst working
 
Quill
Quill
1:53 AM
@Downgoat Somehow I broke my mocha setup
 
Downgoat
Downgoat
@Quill how?
 
Quill
Quill
I reinstalled node last night and renamed my system profile
 
Downgoat
Downgoat
.._. wyh
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ({.@/:~@#~) 
{.@  NB. head of
/:~@ NB. sorted of
#~   NB. black magic that removes 0
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
o_o
ah
it repeats each elements self times
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
1:55 AM
bingo
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
that's clever!
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
thanks
Credits to this guy
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A: How to filter a list in J?

Yasir ArsanukaevThe short answer 2 (~: # ]) 3 2 2 7 7 2 9 3 7 7 9 The long answer I have the answer for you, but before you should get familiar with some details. Here we go. Monads, dyads There are two types of verbs in J: monads and dyads. The former accept only one parameter, the latter accept two pa...

 
Downgoat
Downgoat
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ are you starting to like J more than JavaScript? D:
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
@Downgoat As much as I like J, I can't use it for conventional programming.
I just like to be involved in a distraction :p
 
quartata
quartata
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Why not? You can make C calls with it
Should be all you ever need
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
1:58 AM
wat
@quartata how
 
quartata
quartata
@Dennis Ṫ doesn't seem to modify z despite what the wiki says
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
ROASTE
D
 
Kenny Lau
Kenny Lau
@quartata another proof
 
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