The Nineteenth Byte

Geobits

10:00 PM

@AlexA. Yes. It's dead now. Thanks.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@AlexA. you.

@Geobits >_> sorry for doing that to you.

Alex A.

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ How am I rekt?

Bálint

@AlexA. I think Helka Comba is rekt

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@AlexA. you suppressed free speech, as a liberal space bird.

Alex A.

@Geobits Relevant

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

10:01 PM

@Bálint *Congo

Alex A.

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Did I?

Helka Homba

@AlexA. You were touting these liberal ideals but went ahead and deleted some perfectly innocuous messages

Geobits

I guess thanks?

Doorknob

@HelkaHomba That's not what free speech means

Alex A.

Ah, just upholding some chat quality standards

Bálint

10:02 PM

@AlexA. Relevant youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Alex A.

@Bálint You're right, that's quite relevant!

@Geobits It's a nice place, my friend lives there

Geobits

I'm not so sure. It kinda smells in there.

Alex A.

Well, so does my friend

Geobits

I'm not sure that's helping as much as you think it is.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Bálint thanks for being the 17th poster of that link on my list.

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10:05 PM

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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Strip Iterated Prisoner's Dilemma Inspired by https://xkcd.com/696/, of course. The Prisoner's Dilemma is a classic game (more in the game theory sense than the family fun sense) where two agents - two accomplices to a crime, in the original formulation - must choose whether to sell out the oth...

Geobits

Wow:

chat.stackexchange.com/…

And that's just the bare url, not counting obvious link-shortener rolls.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

>_>

doesn't work

Alex A.

@Geobits Wow, Rick central

Bálint

We need a rick roll chat

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

doesn't load for me. Q_Q

Helka Homba

10:07 PM

@AlexA. But I don't think it was directly annoying anyone :I And asking us to stop seems better that forming weird discontinuities

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

 chat.stackexchange.com/…

Geobits

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Really? What kind of janky browser you got?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

is that the right link?

@Geobits Chrome 50.

Geobits

Yes, that link is right. Works for me.

Hmm, I'm on 49.

Downgoat

@El'endiaStarman those are the children of uprightgoat, not me

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

10:10 PM

oh, okay

noice?

VTCAKAVSMoACE

When your friend asks you what a "gigabite" is...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@VTCAKAVSMoACE noice.

can i borrow that and attribute to you?

VTCAKAVSMoACE

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Yes

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@VTCAKAVSMoACE thanks

@QPaysTaxes talktothehand@QPaysTaxes.me

or chat@QPaysTaxes.me

VTCAKAVSMoACE

@QPaysTaxes lies@QPaysTaxes.me

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

10:16 PM

myfacehole@QPaysTaxes and mydoublefaceholes@QPaysTaxes for talking and receiving respectively.

VTCAKAVSMoACE

Make the webmaster email link go to spam@qpaystaxes.me

We're being serious.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

^

@QPaysTaxes ?

oh

myfacehole

Geobits

sexatsyapq@qpaystaxes.me

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

wtf

@QPaysTaxes >_> I thought of one but I forgot it...

and it was actually good.

sure?

Geobits

I just like that it starts with sex at, that's all.

Don't blame Jesus, I'm pretty sure he's got nothing to do with it.

orlp

10:21 PM

where is Syapq?

seems that's where a lot of sex is happening

Geobits

@orlp It's one of those places nobody can tell you about if you don't already know.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

lol

VTCAKAVSMoACE

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ are you this person?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@VTCAKAVSMoACE no.

VTCAKAVSMoACE

jesus@QPaysTaxes.me

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

10:22 PM

I haven't posted to anything, I don't have a blog.

Geobits

qdoesntreallypaytaxes@qpaystaxes.me

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

qpaytaxes-is-too-serious@QPaysTaxes.me

Bálint

@Downgoat s32.postimg.org/pm0z8tldh/goat.png

orlp

@Bálint is that a downgoat fractal?

VTCAKAVSMoACE

ಠ_ಠ@QPaysTaxes.me

Bálint

10:23 PM

@orlp Yup

Because you know, why not

Geobits

yuhateunicode@qpaystaxes.me

VTCAKAVSMoACE

okay-seriously-if-you-really-wanna-email-me-youre-gonna-have-to-write-this-out@‌QPaysTaxes.me

Geobits

11235813213455@qpaystaxes.me

orlp

have you guys ever paid people to fart in someone's office?

2

VTCAKAVSMoACE

4-8-15-16-23-42@QPaysTaxes.me

Alex A.

10:25 PM

qpays@taxes.gov

Sad

Geobits

@QPaysTaxes You should get on that.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@orlp ... no

Alex A.

Which means you could own it

You just need to be a government

Geobits

I guess the easiest path would be to work your way high into the executive branch.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@orlp You are as evil as this:

Geobits

10:27 PM

Like I said, you should get started. It's going to take a while.

Well then you could just take over the whole thing. Problem solved.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

lol

Bálint

1.: Get a gun
2.: Break into the government's office
3.: ...
4.: profit

Geobits

No, no... "take over" as in run for president. I'm pretty sure he could get a .gov domain approved.

Bálint

@QPaysTaxes You are a hulk

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@QPaysTaxes ... we have more than that here.

and it's shittier.

Geobits

10:29 PM

I thought he was a fake unicorn :/

flawr

@Bálint I think you're going to have trouble with point 4.

Well probably already with point 2

Geobits

Definitely no problem with point one. This is Murica.

Bálint

Unicorn hulk

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

Unihulk.

Geobits

@QPaysTaxes Huh. You'd think bold italics would reinforce the point, but oddly enough it makes me believe you less.

Bálint

10:30 PM

@Geobits I love your thinking

._.

flawr

@Geobits Yeah, it is missing underlines!

7

Bálint

@QPaysTaxes Uhm, okay....

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

noice?

Geobits

medical?

Ah, ok.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

good for you

@flawr CUTENEES ABOUNDS

Geobits

10:33 PM

Pfft, where were you when my kid needed a splint the other day? :P

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@QPaysTaxes will pay for this...

orlp

@flawr AWWWWWWWWWWww

KITTEEEEEEEENS

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

IKR

orlp

I LOVE KITTIESSSSSSss

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

SOOOOO CUTTTEEEEEEEEE

flawr

10:34 PM

Another proof that cats are fluids

orlp

Yes you are! And you're sitting there! Hi, kitty!

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@flawr CAT IS LIQUID CUTEENESS

Bálint

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How do you post an image as image?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

I gtg do work, bai!

@Bálint if it is a hardlinked image, then ^.

flawr

@Bálint Paste image url and hit enter.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

10:36 PM

Else click the upload button on the right on the send button.

flawr

Alternatively use the upload button.

Bálint

VTCAKAVSMoACE

@Bálint That's just spooky.

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Draw the Cool S code-golf ascii-art Given a number n≥3, print or output the Cool S made with n vertical bars. The outputs for 3,4,5,6 are: / \ / \ | | | | | | \ \/ /\ \ | | | | | | \ / \ / /\ / \ / \ / /\ \ | | | | | | | | | | | | \ \ \/ /\ ...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Quill how is the SE chat thing coming a long?

oops

Bálint

10:38 PM

We need a garbage collectionI think

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

Trash?

Bálint

Everybody say @AlexA.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@QPaysTaxes sorry, wrong name.

@Bálint ... why spam ping alex?

@QPaysTaxes what game?

Nethack?

Geobits

The one zyabin linked?

Nope, not the one I was thinking. Disregard.

flawr

Geobits

10:41 PM

It' not really the same sort of game, but okay: inedo.com/release

(oops, my clipboard hates me)

Bálint

@flawr Is that cat still alive?

Geobits

Alive and drunk probably.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

lol

@QPaysTaxes vertix?

vertix.io

epicTCK/BaldBantha linked it.

Geobits

Cats are lightweights. I've yet to meet one that could finish even a single pint.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Geobits >_> my cat drank wine today...

she didn't have a fun time.

Geobits

10:44 PM

I believe that.

which part?

Both?

okay

Assuming the first, the second is very likely.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

>_> somebody put this on my terminal screen

brb taking screenshot

flawr

10:47 PM

@Bálint It is liquid.

SO MUCh CAT

d'awwwww

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ brb making this the behavior of the avocad package

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

>_>

lol at this

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Q: Should smilies be turned into images in questions and answers?

A lot of mention has been made of the seriousness of Stack Overflow (and presumably Server Fault). Would it be a good idea to turn smilies :-) into actual images as per phpBB in questions and answers?