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8:00 PM
needs moar avocad
 
i poot avocad in herkou and eror
 
remote:  !     Push rejected, failed to detect set buildpack avocad/avocad
 
wait really using avocad?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ aditsu recumend uze avocad so i uze avocad
 
8:04 PM
I need more people to compare myself with for Google Code Jam. Please give code jam names.
 
@BentNeeHumor downgoat
 
| User downgoat not found.
 
Downgoat
 
That works
 
what is yours
 
8:06 PM
TheNumberOne
 
I beat you on the first one :)
 
Yes you did.
 
what algorithm did you use for C?
 
The Google CodeJam problems use entirely [non]sensical rationales for short pancake flipping length.
 
yay, britains got talent!!
 
8:07 PM
@Optimizer ??
 
@Optimizer Britain Needs Talent? \o/
 
??
 
> You will not serve the customer until every pancake is happy side up, but you don't want the pancakes to get cold, so you have to act fast!
 
??
 
@ZachGates i thought pancakes were happy on both sides
8
 
8:08 PM
@Optimizer they are
Code Jam just made the pancake sad
 
@Optimizer Not at The Infinite House of Pancakes, apparently
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
@ZachGates IHOP .. lol they changed the full form?
 
> The Infinite House of Pancakes has just introduced a new kind of pancake! It has a happy face made of chocolate chips on one side (the "happy side"), and nothing on the other side (the "blank side").
 
i didnt see it
 
8:10 PM
> Like any good pancake server, you have X-ray pancake vision [...]
lol I love these writers
 
they haven't increased the prize money in 10 years :|
 
@flawr in case you didn't get an answer: code.google.com/codejam
programming competition
 
@ZachGates mt :D
 
mt?
mt. D?
 
@Downgoat My own :P
 
8:13 PM
can you share it pleeeeaassseee
 
@Downgoat Shor's
2
 
ha ha ha ha
 
@Dennis thanks
wait, was that a joke?
 
@BentNeeHumor zachgates7
 
You need a quantum computer for Shor's algorithm
 
8:15 PM
its okay goat's have built-in quantum computers bleeeeettt
 
we'll have to do with quartata's computer for now
 
@BentNeeHumor xsot, Sp3000, MarsUltor, DennisMitchell, Sherlock9, mbue, aditsu, Maltysen, TheOnlyMego, kennylau, KeyboardFire, NathanMerrill, cky and Downgoat
 
thanks!
 
No problem
 
I think found a quantum computer
 
8:17 PM
@Sherlock9 All of these are recorded in my Friend Pad, of course.
 
now go buy it
 
19 mins ago, by Downgoat
does anyone here have use heroku before?
 
@Optimizer $11408.05
 
@Downgoat The grammar in that sentence it like sandpaper on my brain
 
8:17 PM
@AlexA. your brain is all smooth now
 
@zyabin101 Yep, but I decided to respond quickly to the question
 
that is a very visual metaphor
 
@Optimizer I would but it doesn't have Prime/FREE SUPER SAVER SHIPPING and I don't want to pay for shipping.
 
@Optimizer What's your Code Jam username?
 
404 not found
 
8:18 PM
@zyabin101 Add zachgates7 to that list
 
@Sherlock9 Added.
 
@Optimizer Alright
 
Does 05AB1E have any function for repeating a string?
 
@AlexA. Did you join GCJ? I have the usernames of every current PPCG mod but you, I think
 
WHAT IS IT ZACH
 
8:20 PM
who is xsot?
 
@Sherlock9 I signed up but I haven't worked on any of the problems yet. I can't remember my name but I think it's ararslan, same as my GitHub username.
@BentNeeHumor xsot
 
xsot comes around every once in a while
 
@AlexA. Nope. ararslan not found
 
8:22 PM
maybe we should make a google sheet with gcj/ppcg user names
 
@AlexA. You should put the magpie on your github profile :P
 
@AlexA. &disapprovalface;
4
 
@Sherlock9 Hm. Not sure whether that's because I haven't worked on the problems or if that actually isn't my username.
@Dennis &shrugface;
4
 
@quartata I know where everything is since I've been editing it for so long. It gets easy once you know what does what, as with any source code.
 
Well, I added Kenny before he started on any problems (I think)
 
8:25 PM
Side note: these &xxxface; things are my actual system text replacement triggers for ಠ_ಠ and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I also have ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
 
Really? How do you set that up?
 
I only know how to do it on Mac
 
@BentNeeHumor system preferences > keyboard > text
 
BAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
 
This may help with setting up emoticon shortcuts: theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/05/…
 
8:25 PM
@Downgoat El Numero Uno uses Windows
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ BYE
@AlexA. brb, getting el googleo translato
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Bye
 
> El Numero Uno
 
translate: el numero uno
(from Spanish) the number one
 
8:26 PM
The Number One was his old username
pre anagram
 
@AlexA. Linux now.
 
what distro?
 
Oh nice!
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I like how Android calls you.
 
8:27 PM
"E s rly Ir"
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Ubuntu 15.10
 
@zyabin101 what?
@BentNeeHumor okai
like it better than windows?
 
8:28 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Some small caps don't render on my phone, so I see "E s rly Ir".
 
@AlexA. @Dennis it doesn't work like that.. otherwise &space; would be a thing...
 
@zyabin101 oh rofl
@Optimizer It was about how somepeople set autocorrect or equiveanlt to expand that into a shrug.
as you can see, I don't use autocorrect
 
5 mins ago, by Alex A.
Side note: these &xxxface; things are my actual system text replacement triggers for ಠ_ಠ and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
@zyabin101 small caps are even worst for Downgoat...
 
@Sherlock9 It's a.arslan
That's my Code Jam thingamajig
 
8:31 PM
Excellent
@zyabin101 Please add a.arslan to your list, thank you
 
@Sherlock9 Added.
> thingamajig
 
o7
 
lol
 
Username isn't a good enough word for you? :P
 
@zyabin101 I also have Jakube, and possibly 1 or 2 other people who may or may not be from ppcg ¯_(ツ)_/¯
 
8:36 PM
Jakube is from Austria, right?
 
don't know, that's what his flag says
 
@aditsu Also, your shrug's left hand is broken.
 
chat ate my backslash, too lazy to fix
 
@flawr Well done!!
 
@LuisMendo What username?
 
8:38 PM
o_O \(ツ)/
 
@LuisMendo Is this the real code? Oh right=)
 
\(o_O)/
 
crap just found a typo in my post. must edit
 
@flawr What username do you have in the Code Jam?
 
Nobody did explain to me yet what code jam is.
I asked whether it was more similar to traffic jam or fruit jam.
 
8:42 PM
@flawr it's verbose CJam.
 
@flawr I did
 
@flawr I'll edit my submission later. On the phone now
 
31 mins ago, by aditsu
@flawr in case you didn't get an answer: https://code.google.com/codejam
31 mins ago, by aditsu
programming competition
 
@aditsu CJam, Retina, CJam, CJam...
 
oh, cool :)
 
8:44 PM
Oh, I'm probably to bad for competitions.
Thanks @aditsu
 
@MartinBüttner hammer
0
Q: count inversion array more efficient method of an unsorted array of UNIQUE integers

user2290820Given an array arr = [2,3,1,4] I could write a count inversion array such that counting all numbers n2 after a certain number n1 in arr s.t. n1>n2 and write it like this [1 1 0 0] similarly,inversion array of [2, 1, 4, 3] would be [1, 0, 1, 0] For [20] [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6] [87, 78, 16...

 
I saved some "better" languages for later
 
or @Dennis hammer
@aditsu ie brainfuck? :P
 
haha
well, C was kinda doable in it
 
wait you tried? O_O
:P
 
8:46 PM
if we ignore the requirement to explain how we got the values
no I didn't
 
but it has been used previously
 
processing a single test case for B is 7 bytes in Retina...
 
0
Q: count inversion array more efficient method of an unsorted array of UNIQUE integers

user2290820Given an array arr = [2,3,1,4] I could write a count inversion array such that counting all numbers n2 after a certain number n1 in arr s.t. n1>n2 and write it like this [1 1 0 0] similarly,inversion array of [2, 1, 4, 3] would be [1, 0, 1, 0] For [20] [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6] [87, 78, 16...

 
8:47 PM
@MartinBüttner Retina?
How could they audit the source code?
 
@LuisMendo I actually felt a bit proud when I cracked your submission=)
 
numbering the lines was actually much harder
 
@MartinBüttner hammer pls?
 
@zyabin101 I believe they only require the code to check against plagiarism
 
or somebody be the last vote
 
8:49 PM
@aditsu Is Jakube participating this year?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I hope this community doesn't need a mod hammer, to get an off-topic question closed ;)
 
@MartinBüttner Or against discrepancies between submitted output and output from the code.
 
I don't think they'll actually run all the programs
 
@Sherlock9 yeah, he solved everything
 
@MartinBüttner apparently it does
or idk, but stuck at 4.
 
8:51 PM
I used kotlin this year.
 
So, I have xsot, Sp3000, MarsUltor, DennisMitchell, Jakube, Sherlock9, mbue, aditsu, TheNumberOne, Maltysen, TheOnlyMego, kennylau, KeyboardFire, NathanMerrill, cky, Downgoat, zachgates7 and a.arslan. Am I missing anyone?
@zyabin101 @aditsu ^
 
I am not doing it really.
But I do have an account.
 
@Sherlock9 I was just looking at some usernames... BrainSteel?
 
@Sherlock9 I have Sherlock9 too You forgot yourself.
 
@Sherlock9 All of these are in my Friend Pad.
 
8:53 PM
@Sherlock9 I definitely feel like I'm missing out on something here
oh well too lazy
 
@zyabin101 what's your username?
 
Riker, send me your username in Discord chat if you want
 
@aditsu I don't participate in the code jam.
 
8:53 PM
I registered with google AFAIR, so riker.wachtler
I think.
 
@AlexA. Do you have all of Old Man Gloom's albums?
 
Don't really care who knows my name.
 
@zyabin101 lol, then why are you keeping track?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ That didn't work, sorry
 
8:54 PM
hm
rikerw, RikerW, or Rikerw
 
@flawr Yes except for Ape of God
 
I think he started keeping track for fun, but I should let zyabin answer
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ RikerW works
 
I decided to get Seminar II & III via amazon.
From japan o_o
 
8:55 PM
@Sherlock9 RikerW
 
@flawr Seminar II is my favorite. :D Christmas is also good.
 
Yay!
 
@AlexA. Can you still get them in the us?
 
Alright, so some hours ago, I said I was going to bed.
I got bleeping distracted again :D
 
@flawr I would assume so. I got mine a long time ago but I don't know why you wouldn't still be able to.
 
8:56 PM
@Sherlock9 How could that possibly have happened.
 
@Sherlock9 night!
 
@aditsu Uhh, I'm just a fan. I'm interested in GCJ, but don't want to participate.
 
XD
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Cracked your surprisingly simple Jolf program
 
8:57 PM
dangit
 
@Sherlock9 story of my life
 
@LegionMammal978 actually wasn't it. ^_^
but still counts AFAIR
 
What was it?
 
Alright, have a good day, folks
 
8:58 PM
night!
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ you are the only one who doesn't have an even score. Your program has failed A_large.
 
yea
I didn't know i started it?
@LegionMammal978 gg
 

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