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4:01 AM
@Vihan That should be "Vihan hedelmät", which is the title's official translation.
 
"Vuohet Vihan" == "Goats of Wrath"
 
Vihan vuohet, if you want to be grammatical.
 
This is making me think of going back to Downgoat... I'd rather not be grapes
 
I have an idea
 
Downknob?
 
4:03 AM
close the "edit profile" page and never open it again
 
To be fair, it's really hard to take you guys seriously about stopping the anagrams when both Doorknob and Alex have made updates to the memes post about it, adding more names and such.
 
@Optimizer ಠ_ಠ
 
@Vihan teascript is infix right?
 
@GobTies I have?
 
4:04 AM
@AquaTart .yeah
but I think basic arithmetic broke in TeaScript 3.1
 
@Doorknob You wrote the original post, according to the history...
 
@Doorknob moment
 
@GobTies I thought you were implying recently
it was amusing when it was like only you and one or two others
 
I still don't get this meme...
 
It's fairly obscure :P
 
4:06 AM
Doorknb tagged the sandbox with that by accident a long time ago.
 
@AquaTart s/nb/nob/
 
Claims to have no recollection and blames it on the alcohol
 
that is false >_>
 
Staring at the chat transcript right now
 
Anonymous
@AquaTart The young teenager blaming something on the alcohol... I think is the least of our issues.
 
4:07 AM
@Mego @AquaTart that was someone else
 
I'm just not sure I see how anagrams cause any harm whatsoever. If you're just upset at someone making an old, tired joke. welcome to the internet.
 
@Zgarb O_O cool
translate: vihan
(from Finnish) the wrath of
translate: Vihan vuohet
(from Finnish) The wrath of the goats
hahahahaha
 
@AlexA. nice
 
@Doorknob oh oops was it Martin
 
I mean, for god's sake, people still get rickrolled in here. Compared to that, anagram usernames are very fresh and new.
 
Anonymous
4:08 AM
@GobTies It's annoying when you can't remember who people are because they change their usernames on a weekly basis
 
@AquaTart what is it with you and typing my name without some of the "o"s :P
 
@Mego I don't think anyone changes their avatar though
 
@Mego I've changed mine several times this week and nobody seems to be very confused by it.
 
@Doorknob Dornob
 
Anonymous
@GobTies You're not even part of this discussion! /s
 
4:09 AM
got some gunk on my o key
 
Anonymous
@Vihan That reminds me, I was going to do monthly avatars. I need to edit mine.
 
@Mego Oh, right. You were talking to Geobits :P
 
@Vihan somebody did. (The user, now Upgoat, i think)
 
@Mego ಠ_ಠ
 
Anonymous
I need to add a shamrock to my penguin somehow
 
4:10 AM
copy/paste should work
 
Anonymous
I also want it to not look like garbage
 
Nails
 
@Mego I can do this! (Maybe)
 
Anonymous
@GobTies Be my guest :)
 
I want you to go back to the avatar of the penguin trying to get the fish
 
4:11 AM
@Mego On its head, chest, or what?
 
@AlexA. Our translation service is terrible. :/
 
That was the best one
 
Anonymous
@GobTies Preferably chest
 
@GobTies Make a shamrock bikini
 
@Zgarb it's Bing
 
4:12 AM
^
 
Like a carebear belly shamrock? :P
 
Anonymous
@AquaTart That was for Thanksgiving/Christmas :P
 
@Doorknob Makes sense then.
 
How would you translate "vihan vuohet," @Zgarb?
 
@Mego every year billions of penguins die from chonic laziness. you must change your avatar to draw awareness to this horrid plight
 
4:13 AM
Goats of wrath.
 
Anonymous
@AlexA. Very poorly
 
@Zgarb New band name I call it
Who wants to join the official PPCG metal band Goats of Wrath?
 
@AlexA. I'm in
 
Sweet
If no one else joins, we can do duets
 
Anonymous
/in
 
4:15 AM
yus
 
Anonymous
I play the mayonnaise
 
i'll join
 
starts own band called "The CJammers"
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Sp and the CJammers
 
@Mego I'm not sure if I can do this so that it's recognizable at the smallest scale :/
 
4:16 AM
> Lord Mulsiber [was awarded] $3000
coincidence? :O
 
\o/
 
is that giant demon looking thing in the back Lord Mulsiber?
 
Yeah, they gave him $3000 as a sacrifice
Otherwise he would eat their souls
 
Lord Mulsiber is a cool name. I should change my name to it
 
.-.
 
4:17 AM
no pls
 
Lord Maltysen is a nice compromise :)
 
Plot twist, they only jam on E major, never C.
 
Bio page missing.
 
@AlexA. B sharp major, D double flat major, and A minor
 
4:19 AM
(Side note: Lecturer's using Jupyter for Julia lectures. Interesting.)
 
@Sp3000 :/
On JuliaBox.org?
 
@Doorknob A minor.... but not C. Got it.
 
@Sp3000 this looks exactly like ipython
 
It is
 
4:21 AM
@Maltysen The underlying architecture of IPython was renamed Jupyter. It has support for a number of languages, including Python, Julia, and R.
I'm personally not a fan of the notebook style approach. Mathematica has the same thing.
 
Anonymous
I like the notebook approach for collaboration, like on stuff like SageMathCloud
 
Not for general programming, but they sure do make good lecture notes :P
 
Oh, that's a good point. I haven't used it in that capacity.
@Mego That was where I first used the notebook thing.
Hey, who likes testing Java 8 answers? codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/74684/20469
New user. I want to upvote but I don't know whether it works.
 
Anonymous
@AlexA. Looks good to me
 
How do you test Java 8?
 
4:28 AM
@AlexA. carefully
 
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
Installing Java 8 seems like a good first step.
 
Anonymous
^
 
I don't like installing too many esolangs on my computer so I haven't installed Java yet...
 
4:30 AM
lel
 
Anonymous
Meanwhile I have 3 different versions of Seriously on my computer right now
 
Anonymous
I'm not looking forward to messing up merging the python3 branch into master
 
Another nice first post by a new user: codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/74664/20469
 
Anonymous
Maybe I should just bribe someone to do it for me
 
Anonymous
Free cookies to anyone who can successfully merge the python3 branch into the master branch of Seriously
 
Anonymous
4:37 AM
By successfully I mean keep the python 3 compatibility and the extra stuff I've added to master since the last time I pulled master into python3
 
I made cookies last night, so I'm good. Thanks anyway.
 
@Mego ._.
 
All github visits have cookies
 
Who makes that face at cookies? o_O
 
Which face?
 
4:38 AM
@AlexA. This face.
 
@GobTies It was not a cookie face
 
Clearly
 
@GobTies Alex was once outgolfed by a cookie
 
•_•
I do not recall that event but I don't deny that it happened. I'm often outgolfed.
 
There's a cookie in my kitchen eating from a bowl right now.
 
4:40 AM
You mean a child?
 
@GobTies An anagram for geobits geobits is biggest booties
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@AlexA. I guess. He's about 8 in dog years.
 
Oh, you mean a canine?
 
@HelkaHomba That's not just an anagram, that's the anagram :D
 
hey guys! Is there a way for me to golf down this JS code? a-{U:-1,D:1,R:a}[s] I first thought a-("RD".search(s)||a), but that's longer
 
4:42 AM
@AlexA. Yep. Somehow he got named Cookie.
 
That's a cute name. :) My girlfriend's cat who lives with her mom is also named Cookie.
 
Cats are devils and should not be named after such wonderful desserts.
>_>
 
@Cyoce a ternary?
 
@Vihan how would that work?
 
@GobTies Oh, but Cookie that cat is just the sweetest thing ever. She just wants to snuggle and lay by the fireplace and lick the butter if someone leaves it out.
 
4:44 AM
> lick the butter
 
@Cyoce what is the code supposed to do?
 
That's an oddly specific trait to mention :P
 
If someone leaves a stick of butter out in the kitchen, she'll get on the counter and lick the corners off.
 
Isn't that pretty much what I said, though? Devils.
 
@Vihan return a+1 if s=="U", a-1 if s=="D", 0 if s=="R"
 
4:45 AM
@GobTies It is pretty epic
 
@Cyoce s=="U"?a+1:s=="D"?a-1:0
 
@AlexA. that's longer.
 
a-=s=="U"?-1:s=="D"?1:a
 
@GobTies Can you blame her though? Some folks just like butter. All of Iowa, for example.
@Cyoce ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
@AlexA. ¯\_( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)_/¯
 
4:47 AM
@AlexA. Oh I love me some butter. That's why the cat shouldn't get any. It's liquid gold, not to be squandered.
 
To be fair, Cookie isn't given butter. It's just what happens if someone leaves the butter out, which is their own fault.
 
Anonymous
Err no that's wrong
 
Anyone know if it's [8,∞] or [8,∞)?
 
Anonymous
@Vihan Open paren
 
Anonymous
Infinity is a limit, not a value
 
4:49 AM
@AlexA. Related:
The buttered cat paradox is a common joke based on the tongue-in-cheek combination of two adages: Cats always land on their feet. Buttered toast always lands buttered side down. The paradox arises when one considers what would happen if one attached a piece of buttered toast (butter side up) to the back of a cat, then dropped the cat from a large height. The buttered cat paradox, submitted by artist John Frazee of Kingston, New York, won a 1993 OMNI magazine competition about paradoxes. The idea may not have originated from Frazee since it had appeared on USENET by May 1992, if not before. ��2...
 
@AlexA. Truuuueeeeee... but I'm not a fan of pets on the counters in general. One of many cat-things I don't like much.
 
@GobTies that is also longer but I can golf it down to the starting length. ಥ_ಥ
 
@Cyoce If they're the same length I'd go with the ternary just for style's sake ;)
 
@GobTies nah I think mine looks cooler :P
 
> Toast, being an inanimate object, lacks both the ability and the desire to right itself. [citation needed]
hahahahaha
 
4:51 AM
Buttered toast doesn't always land butter-side down. Don't buy in to the government's lies!
 
#toast2016
I am Bread is a comedic action-adventure simulation developed and published by Bossa Studios and was released on 9 April 2015. The game is available on Windows, OS X, iOS and PlayStation 4. == Gameplay == I am Bread puts the player in control of a slice of bread and the aim of each level is to turn the bread into toast. If the bread, before becoming toast, touches certain objects, the "edibility" meter will go down. Objects and substances that can make this go down can be water and the floor. To control the bread the player must use the arrow keys or an analog stick. The levels are based on the...
 
Just like all those "biased coins" in probability class. They're fictional: puzzling.stackexchange.com/a/9754/1563
Yet people go on spouting off about them. Teach the controversy!
 
> Two men for one gold coin
mutters something about one cup
 
mutters something about mature moderators
 
I'm pretty sure the cup was not gold either before or after.
 
4:55 AM
@HelkaHomba ;)
 
@Mego I've seen this xD
 
Anonymous
The law of indie video games: if it exists, Adam and Joel have made a video about it
 
The law of making indie video games: It's not as good as you think it is
 
Anonymous
My favorite video by them:
 
Anonymous
@GobTies Unless it's Goat Simulator. That game is a masterpiece.
 
Laws are made to be broken :)
 
Is there a simulator simulator yet?
 
Anonymous
@HelkaHomba Just a PewDiePie video by the looks of it
 
Anonymous
So nothing quality
 
5:00 AM
hi all
 
こんにちは
 
@MamaFunRoll nice username
 
@Vihan thx
 
+1 for no �������
 
I would've -1 for no unicode
But owell
 
5:02 AM
ಠ_ಠ
 
@AlexA. へっぉ あぇx ほw あれ よう とだy?
 
すべての日本人とは何ですか
 
@Sp3000 hahaha I'm fine, thanks
@Vihan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 日本語はいい
 
@Vihan Vi povas paroli la japanan?
 
@AlexA. だから英語で
 
5:07 AM
Vrai pas
 
Oi vey
 
comes back to chat WTH is going on here.
 
O. E. She
 
yum
 
美味しい
 
5:08 AM
@AlexA. Kio lingvo estas tio?
 
I don't spreggen ze Esperanto
 
Mini scummissa : pruduzzioni litteraria un bracciu nfinitu di integers strana pusitivu in ordine , unu nùmeru € per linia .
 
取ります
 
?
 
@HelkaHomba Eh... mi ne komprenas tio lingvo.
 
5:10 AM
チャットヤギは美味しいカレー今夜になってきています
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@HelkaHomba 8B、シージャッム 1{_p2+}h
 
Nous devrions tous parler en anglais
 
@HelkaHomba Cxu itala?
 
@GobTies ಠ_ಠ
 
> Shijammu
 
5:11 AM
@Vihan But... curry is so good....
 
@GobTies Oh, my favorite is Haskell curry.
 
@HelkaHomba Julia: i=-1;while 1>0 println(i+=2)end
 
Haskell curry is too dry for my tastes.
 
@GobTies actually do it before Chatgoat makes me into goat curry
in Beep Boop Maggot, 3 hours ago, by Chatgoat
@WᴏᴛADᴏɴɢ do you want to be made into goat curry?
 
@MamaFunRoll Innò
@AlexA. Incorrect
 
5:12 AM
@HelkaHomba Then I don't understand the challenge
 
@HelkaHomba VTC unclear what you're asking
 
@HelkaHomba あ、ごめん。シージャムのほうがいいかも、ジャッムじゃなくて。
 
@HelkaHomba Uh, cxu corsa?
 
for(int a=-1;;System.out.println(a+=2));
 
@AlexA. One of the words in there means odd integer...not sure which
 
5:15 AM
Ich spreche nur Englisch und JavaScript. Hilfe
 
@AlexA. assai boni
 
\o/
 
@Vihan Gavoskripto estas amo, Gavoskripto estas vivo.
 
@Vihan 援助は来ていません
 
> Gavoskripto these master, Gavoskripto're alive.
Google translate is not helping...
 
5:17 AM
amo should be love, vivo life.
 
@Vihan I don't think Google Translate has Esperanto
 
@AlexA. It does.
 
It's X is love, X is life, that's all.
 
It does? Fancy.
 
5:19 AM
@GobTies Jes, korekte!
 
Guavascript
 
@HelkaHomba Tempo fari novan programlingvon!
 
@MamaFunRoll Mi pensas ĝi estas jam farita
Esperanto sounds half-french half-spanish
 
@Vihan Vere? Mi ne sciis ke.
 
ಈ ಭಾಷೆಯನ್ನು ಅನುವಾದ ಅತ್ಯಂತ ಕಳಪೆಯಾಗಿದೆ
 
5:22 AM
> This is very bad translation
:/
 
I tried a few different things, but it seems it's terrible at translating Kannada<->English.
 
@GobTies Wow, kannada. Vere?
 
Mama amuza rulo estas sur rulo
 
Ne estas bona traduko ja.
 
> Breast fun roll is on a roll
O_o
 
5:26 AM
That wouldn't be the first language I've seen where mom/woman is basically the same word as breast.
 
Tiu babilcxambraj estas bona por mia esperanto.
 
> It chatroom is better for my American.
 
ਨਾਇਨਟੀਨਥ ਬਾਈਟ
 
@HelkaHomba Pangxaba? Interesa.
 
@GobTies ಠ_ಠ
Or should I say ತ್ಯಂತ
 
5:30 AM
בשעת איך 'ד ליבע צו בלייַבן און שמועסן עטלעכע מער, איך זאָל מיסטאָמע באַקומען צו בעט.
Chat doesn't do RTL :/
 
@GobTies Ok adiaux!
 
@GobTies נאַכט!
 
Vad händer i det här rummet? :O
 
@Zgarb Mi ne scias.
 
5:34 AM
Så många olika språk.
 
Is there an auto-translate chat plugin?
 
@Vihan Mi ne scias.
Sed Esperantan chatbot estus agrabla tamen.
Cxar la gramatiko estas facila.
 
Someone needs to make an auto translate plugin...
whaaat Google Translate API isn't free D:
 
translate: Vad händer i det här rummet? :O
(from Swedish) What happens in this room? : O
translate: Så många olika språk.
(from Swedish) So many different languages.
 
That was very accurate.
 
5:41 AM
Nice job, Bing.
 
@AlexA. I don't think I've ever seen those three words together in a sentence
 
deg deg
aaaaaaaaand g'night
 
:P goodnight
 
10 mins ago, by Vihan
@GobTies נאַכט!
 
@GobTies Adiaux!
 
5:50 AM
@Downgoat Become a mod for autotranslation in chat
 
@MarsUltor good idea but I doubt anyone will vote for me
I could try on Hardware Recs if they ever have a pro term electron
 
I wonder when mod elections will start.
 
Probably sometime this month
> pro term electron
You mean a pro-tem election? :P
 
proton electron
 
When will our community ads come?
 
5:52 AM
@Downgoat Soon™.
 
> Give me a moment to set these up later this week.
It's been over a week :(
 
If I run for mod will anyone vote for me?
 
I don't know.
 
Personally I'll be voting to elect the current pro-tem mods.
 
5:54 AM
You need a really good, really long explanation.
 
Sorry ~.~
 
@AlexA. But can't more be elected?
 
There will be 4 slots available and there are currently 4 active pro-tem mods.
 
huh we have 4 mod slots and I can only vote for 3...
 
Oh.
 
5:56 AM
So I can't vote for 1 :(
 
There will be non-mods running as well
PhiNotPi
 
Wait, Martin, Dennis, Alex, and who?
 
Doorknob
 
@MarsUltor Doorknob
ninja'd
 
Damnit, Doorknob doesn't move, so I hardly ever notice him.
 
5:58 AM
I prefer Doorhandles to Doorknobs as when your hands get wet they're a pain to open
 
@Vihan Get a square doorknob then?
 
@MarsUltor those exist?
 
@Vihan Google it.
 
Goat-shaped doorknobs exist
 
doorhandles show up when I look up square doorknob
@AlexA. O_o
 
6:01 AM
@AlexA. goatdownknob
 
I think that's a doorknob
 
Wait, why does the userscript have up/downboats instead of up/downgoats?
 
@Vihan That's a door knocker, not a door knob.
 
@MarsUltor well it's a graduation design userscript, not a meme design userscript
 
I read that as "Draw an ASCII horse"
 
6:05 AM
     >>\.
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   /  _)`^)`.   _.---. _
  (_,' \  `^-)""      `.\
        |              | \
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nice
 
@MarsUltor because users of Code Golf decided to use boats instead of goats.
 
@zyabin101 But what do boats mean?
 
@MarsUltor These are GoL boats. People voted to use them.
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A: Graduation Design Ideas

Helka HombaVote Boat Buttons - Game of Life Boats They could be boat still life's from Conway's game of life. Upvote: Downvote: These are Phi's circular rotated versions, which I think work much better. With glowyness (credit to Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ): Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ's boats: The main fun part with these i...

 
6:22 AM
thinks everyone should have Graduation design userscript + sandbox viewer + SOUP + SOX
 
+ Goats + Llamas
 
@MarsUltor SOUP and SOX only work on Stack Overflow.
 
@zyabin101 *Stack Exchange
For SOX: There's a reason why it's not called Stack Exchange Extras
 
@MarsUltor SEE?
 
They acronym-ify Extras to X
 
6:29 AM
These are userscripts, that only match Stack Overflow.
 
They match Stack Exchange.
I have all the SO userscripts I use running on PPCG.SE.
@zyabin101 Look at the source.
 
If they match SE, then what with SO? The user scripts' names will become SEUP and S*X.
 
@zyabin101 Presumably they are meant mainly for SO, as SO is the most used?
 
6:48 AM
@Mego I never changed it ^_^
 
:( I want PPCG to go back to beta again.. the direct links to A51 stats on home page are gone now..
 
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A: Official Dyalog APL 2016 Year Game

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Also, I still need opinions on the ~10 or more essential faces/emoticons.
 
7:38 AM
 
7:51 AM
:( Disappointing. JS doesn't even beat Retina in the annual Dyalog challenge.
Also, can anyone help? It's getting a little tedious.
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A: Official Dyalog APL 2016 Year Game

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