@TIOBegs I swear, everytime I see you you have another username.

they've gotten him

let's mass ping calvin to have him change back

now?

@MyHamDJ You shouldn't swear :P

Don't change the subject!

Stop changing your %#!@ user name!

Is that perl?

Probably.

Seriously?

@HelkaHomba s/Helka\ Homba/Calvin\'\ Hobbies/

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ no, perl

@HelkaHomba change your username back

"If Python is executable pseudo-code, then Perl is executable line noise." - Randall Munroe.

mehh take a star.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ join us

@Calvin Change your user name back.

>_< that won't ping him

No, needs to be helka

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ s/Calvin/Helka/

I don't care <_<

Oooh, here's an idea! Let him be already.

okai

I linked my Stack Overflow profile in a job application (it was one of the optional fields). That links to PPCG. What have I done.

rofl

Joined the unemployment line I guess.

@CoolestVeto how did putting PPCG on your resume go?

^, ?

@EasterlyIrk Really well.

He did that.

:P

@AlexA. did you mention you were a mod?

@CoolestVeto Good!

@Liam So 768 is optimal on yours as well. Thanks!

Get a good job?

@Maltysen Not in the application but it's on my network profile, which is the same on all sites.

Lol. Not yet.

Okai

I mean, i'm not an employer, but if I was I'd like to see that somebody writes code in their free time just because.

I think it would be a plus.

> In their free time

^

@AlexA. what kind of job?

^^

There are a lot of people here that visit from work >_>

too many feathers is a minus though

I might have done that earlier today. -_-

I think most people here like me are doing it while supposed to be doing something else...

@TIOBegs I don't know any of those people >_>

I am not still doing that by any means.

@AlexA. Totally true.

@EasterlyIrk The kind where you work for money

@AlexA. what about birds >_>

@AlexA. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@AlexA. "Hello! I moderate a website (well, not really moderation per se, but rather making the least efficient code imaginable) that's for, well, making the least efficient code imaginable. Haha! That was a joke. We really make code shorter. Oh, why? Well, because, uh, reasons. Because there are not enough goats on land, the answers have to be short."

@Maltysen Birds? Who is birds? >_>

iG in Vitsy just got a good use.

Interior Gorilla?

iGolf?

Push negative one, get the name of the class at that index of the use declarations.

When paired, it means "get the name of this Vitsy file".

iG -> iterate Geobits -> like next_perm for my username

^ would be handy

ಠ_ಠ

^

Ok, Riker Astley.

But directed at chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/28002452#28002452.

ಠ_ಠ

@EasterlyIrk what, do you plan to get a job that doesn't give you money?

Yes.

/s

Don't you just hate it when you have been looking for an error for over an hour, and you finally find it and it was like 1 character off, and you're just like "I am an idiot."?

Yed

yEd: yworks.com/products/yed

That seems random. Why yed?

Why not Ted?

@AlexA. Because they typo'd.

@Maltysen Oh, it looks like I was one character off. I'm an idiot ;)

,./

+1 to that comment

Elegance ain't worth shit if the code don't work

^

Is BF with one level of nested loops TC?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Most likely yes, but I don't have a reference.

oh, okay. Thanks!

I only need a most likely anyhow

Hmm actually you might need two levels

Since you can't have a conditional without a loop

Basically I dunno. :P

Yeah now I'm pretty sure one level is not enough.

Two levels is definitely TC though.

Oh, cool!

That's good to know for proving TC.

Any ideas on this?

I reviewed and @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ commented, but IDK what to do next.

Yeah, IDK what to do.

I'd let it slide, bc he couldn't comment and is a new user.

^

That is basically what I said to him.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ do you play minecraft?

Yes!

Cool.

Not recently because, y'know, school >_>

Wow, Spyder may actually be the slowest program ever

YOU LIES!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU ALL COMMIT TREASON AGAINST MY SITE!

YOU'RE LEAVING ME HEARTBROKEN!

what

^

I am now detecting for acts of treason.

Oooooooh reky

>_>

Nothing happened just now. Nothing.

AHHH WTH

I know the song

WAIT WTF

That is so damn wrong

^

All that glitters is gold, but in the end it doesn't even matter :/

;_;

How is the rest of your graduation coming?

GFOOD

GOOD

DOOFD

^ GOOFD

GDFR

Marky's gettin weird with the goats :/

._.

he's said that twice :|

>_>

Baby my heart's on fire?

o-o Who ever sent "honey" in that chat?

Err, he also has some movie scripts floating around in this brain.

#blamequill

Only about 300k lines of them, though.

ಠ_ಠ

He doesn't really recognize faces any more, but he's gotten better at talking it seems.

TF2 glitch.

the glitch is that it's not nethack

Some glitches improve the game.

note to self: stop mentioning nethack when Geobits is around

Geobits isn't around...

You ... cleared the stars?

Boy, chatgoat has a potty mouth.

He learns from the best

As it turns out, Spyder is pretty much unusable. You can't open a file.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ huhwhat? I didn't do anything star-related

My mistake I guess.

don't know why whoever starred Geobits's message unstarred it; it was a fairly witty reply :P

>_>

I'm confused...

Geobits isn't here...

Hi

He's here in secret

Wat?

Secretbits

Let me change my name, that will clear things up.

Oh. It's you?

B Stogie?

Or alternatively Stogie B?

@AlexA. That one's on the list, but not next on the list.

You've corrupted a few CR users to do that too.

I think you guys are just plain weird.

I, for one, am not changing my name.

@Hosch250 That sounds scary. PPCG, ruling CR?

Only 2 so far.

We'll rule all of Stack Exchange eventually.

It's just a matter of time.

@Mego insta-flag

@AlexA. We'll just have to open source y'all out, and we'll fix your problems :)

@Hosch250 Insta-decline You can't suppress the truth!

Official brainwasher of PPCG.

@Mego -_-

Or rather.

ಠ_ಠ

@SirPython suspiciously entered just as we began discussing the corruption of Code Review and its impending takeover by PPCG.

Coincidence confirmed?!?!

hiss

It's the only possible conclusion.

@AlexA. I called in the reserves.

I left the SEALS at home though, so I'm not feeling that hard pressed.

Eh, you guys have no invasion plans for my site. So I'm good. With enough support, we'll start a rebellion, if my Area 51 site goes on...

@AlexA. Those are preserves, not reserves.

Oh, reserves, not preserves. So I guess no blackberries are involved.

I love blackberries, though.

@AlexA. Or apples either.

@Zizouz212 You don't invade lands without valuable resources. There's no point :P

@Hosch250 YES

Congrats. You've done a good job at concealing them guys!

@IsBegot I believe in this situation the correct thing to say is "get rekt."

Is Begot?

@AlexA. Oh, I thought you were the official rekt-crier.

Surely you should have gone with Bigot.SE.

@AlexA. I wish I could pin that.

@AlexA. I'm still on the fence on that one. No worries, I have a somewhat lengthy list already to go through.

Being on the fence about literally labeling yourself a bigot is understandable

I mean, don't get me wrong, it's a great anagram...

But yea