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8:20 AM
You beat @lirtosiast even though you use JavaScript! Good job!
 
@zyabin101 Wait, lirtosiast? Where?
 
You beat ClamChowder314 in the Dyalog game!
 
But clamchowder314 wasn't even trying. :(
 
TO NOTE: Find out a list of functions allowed for the Dyalog game for Python.
 
+ - * ** ^ & | == != and or not
 
8:31 AM
These are operators. What about functions?
 
APL functions are allowed: tryapl.org -> Primer
 
I mean, for Python.
 
*Python equivalents of those are allowed.
 
More exactly?
 
@orlp That was....really, really, really cool.
Your gut feeling was güt. :P
 
8:44 AM
ceil floor log pi
^- Those are the main ones.
 
These need the math module. I don't think NBZ will allow imports...
 
Ugh, MarkDown sucks for putting JS template strings in comments
 
Neil? I didn't remember you.
 
@Neil Use \`.
 
Also, the SOreadytohelp giveaway has ended. You may put off the SOreadytohelp header off your Stack Overflow profile.
 
8:53 AM
@mbomb007 United States Of America, better now?=)
@El'endiaStarman =)
 
needs something to do
 
@MarsUltor Huh, I could have sworn I'd already tried that
 
@El'endiaStarman glad you liked it
@Mego at least I'm original
 
9:20 AM
o.O I'm already at 25 consecutive days on here?
 
@MarsUltor blink and it'll be 250
 
9:32 AM
in PPCG Code Snippet Chat Bot, 49 secs ago, by Data
@zyabin101 Hello, @zyabin101.
I make Data say hello. Why doesn't he say hello by themselves? (hint: it's an evaluation chatbot)
 
10:12 AM
@zyabin101 The link shows you evaluating the CJam by the way.
 
Let's play anagrams!
 
Here are the words:

anagram
geobits geobits geobits
mars ultor
 
What is the task?
 
@MarsUltor Make the funniest anagrams for these three words ^^.
Most stars after a hour wins.
 
10:19 AM
agar man
 
Now, for geobits geobits geobits...
 
a nag ram <- not funny, just same letter order
a rag man
begot is biggest booties
obi gets biggest booties
 
Now, for mars ultor...
(hint: it's your name!)
 
That's not a hint.
la rostrum
There aren't many good ones for mars ultor
molar rust
@zyabin101 It's unlikely that many people will be online/active within the next hour.
 
@MarsUltor Then most stars after three hours wins. Okay?
 
10:26 AM
@zyabin101 I don't think anyone else is competing.
 
Then which deadline pleases you?
 
I don't know. It's probably a good idea to try when chat is more active.
 
Okay.
 
10:43 AM
anagram ==> manga Ra
geobits geobits geobits ==> bigots beg its best, Geo! Oi!
mars ultor ==> TL armours
 
*ult armors
 
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

drolexSeven-segment usage I have an old digital clock and I am concerned the individual segments of the digits might run out of magical binary energy or whatever powers them. To know which of the segments on the clock will fail first I want to know what is the percentage of time each segment is lit. ...

 
@MarsUltor Here is the tool I used to build these anagrams. geobits geobits geobits was hard, because WordSolver only supports 15 letters.
WordSolver excludes... hands, of course! I made these anagrams by hand. I entered the word(s), and WordSolver returns (almost) all English words made from the input.
 
Someone needs to do this:
18
Q: Reverse Engineer Bracket Rectangles

PhiNotPiEvery programmer knows that rectangles □ are really fun. To exacerbate this fun, these cute and fuzzy diagrams can be transformed into groups of interwoven brackets. This challenge is the inverse of my previous. Let's say you have a group of interlocking rectangles like so: +------------+ ...

Should be something like turn '` ', |` and - into 0 and + into 1, then find the array indices, then do some magic.
 
11:03 AM
I just added a 2222nd answer to the sandbox!
 
:( The userscript is broken - it doesn't replace Homba with 's Hobbies
 
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

flawrVandermonde determinant code-golf math Given a vector of n values (x1,x2,x3,...,xn) return the determinant of the corresponding Vandermonde matrix. This determinant can be written as:

 
@NewSandboxedPosts Don't star this. Star ^^^^.
 
Let us star this message, it has the word star in it.
 
@flawr That's a d**b starring criteria.
 
11:12 AM
The windows crash dumper will automatically copy the crashing application's RAM to a file. Which is unfortunate if the allocated memory is the result of a memory leak. In other words: I just freed up 57 GB by deleting crash dumps ಠ_ಠ
 
How to become a chat star: 1) Post a well timed message with the word star in it. 2) ಠ_ಠ ==> ಠ͜ ಠ
@mınxomaτ I saved 2 GB by deleting crash dumps, among other things.
Data ate Marky. Who is in another room, after all.
 
11:39 AM
I've finally read the tour page.
 
@MarsUltor Finally, you've heard your first tulunk! You should have done this first after you registered.
 
0
Q: Use the forbidden standard loopholes

gobelThe challenge Your goal is to write a Hello, World! code, exactly like defined in this challenge. With a twist! We change just one rule: you are allowed to use any loopholes defined in this post.

 
12:04 PM
@NewMainPosts Closed as unclear. Closed posts should deserve a joke sometimes.
Popularity contest: make the funniest feed bot joke. Mods are obviously disallowed to participate. @MarsUltor, begin.
 
1. Feed bot joke? 2. Why are mods disallowed?
 
@MarsUltor 1) Sometimes moderators make jokes that replace feed bot posts, often those that link to deleted posts. 2) Mods may become mad at us for that, so they are disallowed.
 
@zyabin101 Example?
 
Feb 26 at 19:40, by New Main Posts
GRADUATION IS LIKE YAMS ONLY SWEETER
 
@CoolestVeto this is totally the thing I wish every golfing language would do
 
12:25 PM
2
Q: How many characters are there on the icon of a Stack Exchange site?

jimmy23013Given the name of a Stack Exchange site which doesn't have their own design yet, decide how many ASCII characters (non-ASCII ones are counted separately) are there on their icons. Your code should distinguish these 4 cases: 1 character: Astronomy Beer Freelancing Health History Law Music: Pract...

 
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

somebodyFastest graduation fastest-code Your goal: To make PPCG graduate as quickly as possible. Rules You must make a userscript/userstyle in any language that supports DOM modification. (For example, you can use JavaScript, Brython, or any language that can display and modify webpages, e.g. .NET)...

 
@zyabin101 Like that?
 
12:42 PM
@MarsUltor Yes, only funnier.
 
needs time to think
 
1:17 PM
2
A: Official Dyalog APL 2016 Year Game

somebodyJavaScript, 1023 bytes 201&6 2&016 2%016 201%6 20%16 2^0^1^6 2*0*1+6 2|0|1|6 2*01+6 2+01+6 ~2+016 ~-(2^016) 2^016 20-1-6 2|016 20+1-6 20&16 2-~016 2.0+16 ~-20|16 20|16 -~20|16 20*1|6 20|1|6 -2*~01*6 20-1+6 20+1*6 20+1+6 2*016 -~(2*016) 2*-~016 ~-(2.0*16) 2.0*16 -~(2.0*16) 2.0*-~16 ~-20+16 20+16 ...

Got it down to 2^10-1 bytes, gonna continue golfing it tomorrow
 
 
1 hour later…
2:29 PM
Hello, quartata!
 
2:41 PM
C does check for null pointer deref by crashing violently :-). It also occasionally checks for out-of-range array indexes and uninitialized variables by screwing up your stack frames and data. Unfortunately it checks these at runtime. — paxdiablo Jan 7 '09 at 2:47
So true.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ In your 2016 J answer, 77 can be ((+:@+:--:)20)+1+6 and 78 can be ((+:@+:--:)20)+-:16
 
3:24 PM
Also, 80 can be 20*%:16
 
@MartinBüttner Is this a Retina bug? I thought of ranges including - and decided to test it, then saw this.
I think the outputs should be the same?
 
@Zgarb Wow, thanks! :D
 
@ZachGates One change
while n and self
Thanks for the help. I'm using it to improve my SMBF interpreter.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Ha, and 56 can be 20(*-+)%:16
These are fun.
 
I know! :D And thanks again!
I'm learning more J than I am by reading the docs >_>
 
3:29 PM
Finally, note that consecutive optimal lengths can differ by at most 2, since you can tack <: or >: to the front to decrement or increment.
J is a cool language.
E.g. you have p:20-1[6 for 71, so 70 can be <:p:20-1[6
 
wait >: is increment? :D
I've been using #C. ._.
 
@Zgarb 20*.16
gcd(20, 16) = 80
 
@Lynn Even better!
 
Err, lcm
 
3:38 PM
Popularity contest: make the funniest feed bot joke. Most stars wins.
In other news, I make Data a reporter.
Outputting strings in CJam is obvious.
 
@mbomb007 d expands to 0123456789 if it's not part of a range.
 
<: ==> ^_^ >: ==> v_v
I like that J's *crement is resembling smilies.
 
3:55 PM
J has a lot of smileys. Matrix transpose is |:, sorting is /: for ascending and \: for descending, and {: is last element of array.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ bpaste.net/show/1fff8727a5be
Wait, that’s wrong.
 
@Lynn Why are you using bpaste?
Also, congrats for 27990002th message!
 
Is bpaste bad? :<
 
I use bpaste. The syntax highlighting is really nice.
 
In other news, Data and Conor now hate me. D:
 
4:05 PM
thanks @lynn!
@zyabin101 :P
 
I'm gonna ignore them in response! Literally!
@Lynn Nope.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Is _ (unary minus) allowed?
 
@Lynn That minus is above, not below.
 
Oh, yeah, “high minus signs”
J drops them!
APL ¯5 is J _5, because otherwise things weren’t confusing enough.
 
4:16 PM
@Lynn Yes, it's explicitly allowed.
Oh, you found it already.
 
o_O 85 bytes saved @lynn
 
Puts you below Hexagony!
 
♪ No matter what he says If he hates you Lalalalala... ♫
 
which song? :/
 
4:26 PM
@MartinBüttner oooooh. Forgot about that handy trick.
 
@mbomb007 don't worry, so do I on a regular basis
 
I have a plan to program Tetris in an esoteric language. Does this plan deserve its own chatroom?
# My Plan

I'm nowhere near finishing this, but I've got an **attack plan**. The key word here is **abstraction**. If a stage becomes esoteric, I'll abstract it to the next stage.

1. Create an esoteric language with an interpreter in a known programming language, for example Python.

2. Create a self-interpreter for that esoteric language.

3. Start improving this self-interpreter to make the language like a known programming language.

4. Start creating libraries for the language, among them a library for console works (like curses).
 
blink, blink
user image
6
 
Ask @flawr -- it's the "About Me" linked from their profile
 
Very good I have this user ignored. :)
 
Probably you.
No idea why
 
4:46 PM
._.
@zya
 
0
Q: Human Friendly Filename Detection

Mwr247Introduction File names can be wildly varying things, ranging from a simple blah.txt to 303549020150514101638190-MSP0.txt. The former is usually human generated, while the latter is often machine generated. Wouldn't it be nice to have a simple function to make educated guesses on whether or not ...

 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ You, Conor!
hides him again
 
How... nice.
Et tu, zyabin?
 
@NewMainPosts Co-challenge: produce human friendly names.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Don't feel too bad. I think he's on the receiving end of some ignores, also.
 
4:48 PM
@GobTies Oh, lol. Immaturity yields ignorance, haha.
 
@GobTies WHAT?! o_o
 
and how often do you change your name?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ How often does the wind blow?
 
@GobTies I dunno. It was blowing pretty hard yesterday, so that makes sense.
 
Sorry, I can't find the face of disapproval.
 
4:50 PM
@GobTies Always, or never, depending upon your perspective.
 
@TimmyD Exactly. Depending on perspective, that's how often my name changes.
It's clearly still Geobits, after all.
 
Yes, if you squint hard and can't read.
 
That's quite deep.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I found -2-+:016 for 30, 20++:16 for 52, 2+p:016 for 61, 20+p:16 for 79
Saving 9 more bytes.
 
@Lynn waw
You're good at J!
 
4:55 PM
@NewMainPosts I can't be the only one cringing at the filenames with spaces
 
Aw, you flatter me. :>
 
@AquaTart Pretty much all those file names make me cringe.
 
@AquaTart Pshaw. In Windows (NTFS) everything is still MPeopl~1.mp4 anyway.
and the like
 
I do use spaces in some media file names, for display purposes on crappy players.
 
@Lynn say I have an expression a f (g (a h b)). How do I convert that to a verb?
 
5:00 PM
Although, starting with Server 2008 R2 and Windows 7, you could temporarily disable the 8.3 shortname alias storage.
 
I've been awaiting reception on my plan.
26 mins ago, by zyabin101
I have a plan to program Tetris in an esoteric language. Does this plan deserve its own chatroom?
Click the 26 mins ago above for the plan.
 
Gosh, it depends. [ f g@h seems to work
Like, a ([f g@h) b
 
And without Conor, messages about J lose sense...
 
Can anyone find the challenge like this one, but for 2015 and language agnostic?
I know there is one... somewhere...
Nvm. Found it
 
@mbomb007 There is an user in chat like you.
 
5:22 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ !20-16 is 24. From this a whole lot of stuff follows.
Also 2!016 is 120, if that helps
You can -: that for a nice 60
 
I love differences in languages. In PowerShell, those are -16, Unexpected token and Unexpected token respectively.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Do you know about ~? a f~ b is b f a. So 2%~016 gives 8, saving a byte.
 
5:39 PM
Who starred the ಠ_______________UNK_____________ಠ?
 
I wrote a script that works for version A and for version B. My script is version ______.
Help ^ ?
 
Type O is a universal donor. I'm not sure how much that helps >_>
 
That's pretty similar, but "universal" sounds weird in this context
I keep thinking "compatible" will work if I just use my words in the correct order
 
I mean, you could always use AB, but how fitting that sounds depends on what A and B actually are.
If they're orderable or otherwise end a major version, maybe something like pre-C.
 
5:56 PM
@BrainLot Whichever version is newer, I'll assume B, I'd say "version B with backwards compatibility for A."
 
@zyabin101 I'm like me, if that's what you mean.
 
@TimmyD That is a cool thing, isn't it? It is not my work, but I checked it and it seems to work.
 
@mbomb007 That user had 8 arrows like those you have in the corners. There also were dots in the center. And that user is a numbered user.
 
Too bad I was never able to trace the original author. I've found it on reddit quite a while ago but the original link is dead too.
 
@zyabin101 That doesn't make him "like me". It's called a gravatar, so he has a similar gravatar.
Anyone heard or tried this game?
ty
 
6:07 PM
0
Q: Reproportioning a population by adding fixed sized groups

Mike ClarkSay you have a population of people. This population is made up of 100 Alices and 25 Bobs. So, 80% of the population are Alices and 20% are Bobs. We want to change the proportional makeup of the population to be 62% Alices and 38% Bobs. But there are rules we have to follow: You can only add...

 
@mbomb007 It has a similar identicon. You both have identicons.
I have a pixelly identicon that resembles a squished creeper.
 
@Lynn Yeah, I know about it. ^_^
 
@PhiNotPi Do you still play Screeps? I read a bit on it yesterday and maybe want to start playing.
 
There is an entire service for identicons.
Just enter your name to get a pixelly identicon.
 
6:11 PM
@zyabin101 I don't have an identicon. I have a gravatar.
 
@mbomb007 You have a gravatar, just that it is not allocated.
You don't have an avatar to use as your Gravatar.
So, Stack Exchange uses identicons.
 
why are there close votes on this post, but no comments?
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Q: Reproportioning a population by adding fixed sized groups

Mike ClarkSay you have a population of people. This population is made up of 100 Alices and 25 Bobs. So, 80% of the population are Alices and 20% are Bobs. We want to change the proportional makeup of the population to be 62% Alices and 38% Bobs. But there are rules we have to follow: You can only add...

 
None of the identicons look anything similar to the ones on SE.
Those are all squares.
 
@mbomb007 there are several types of identicons
 
6:15 PM
K
I've been considering changing it... idk if people recognize me by this one
 
I just know you by your name.
 
@zyabin101 the result for Doorknob is 6/10 very phallic
(@AlexA. ^)
 
Can confirm
 
@Doorknob Show it to me!
 
K. Only a few people have easily identifiable icons. Like Martin, Doorknob, Downgoat, Alex A, and aditsu
 
And grc, I guess
 
@mbomb007 mine isn't?
:P
 
I also recognize NBZ and Chris Chester Young
 
@Doorknob because I can't type I just found out that Doorknoi gives a pretty cool skeleton knight
 
6:18 PM
Can confirm
 
@MartinBüttner Show it to me!
 
^ this is mine XD
 
@zyabin101 you could just enter it yourself
 
@zyabin101 You can just go to the site and type it in...
Ninja'd
 
ninja'd
NINJA'D
:|
 
6:19 PM
that would be a lot less effort on your part than me downloading/screenshotting and uploading it
 
Lowercase r give me the highest char-to-density ratio.
 
Related:
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Q: Golf Your Language's Identicon

Helka HombaIdenticons are small images of geometric patterns that represent the hash value of a string. Stack Exchange uses the identicons from Gravatar as each user's default avatar image. In this challenge, we will use the Gravatar identicons as well to generate some text to golf. Challenge This stack...

 
@MartinBüttner Lol. I tried to copy the image URL. It's REALLY long, in base64
The image URL directly from the website, that is.
 
It's almost serene being ignored--that way, you don't have to ignore them. XD
 
how does mathematica not have a builtin for combinations with replacement
even python has a builtin for that
 
6:24 PM
because it would be CombinationsWithReplacement and that would be longer than my implementation of it
 
@NathanMerrill Sure, but it's not worth the bytes.
 
(of course, my implementation of it isn't exactly efficient)
there might be something in Combinatorica
 
regardless, I'm surprised it doesn't exist
 
@MartinBüttner So wait mathematica names each package with a ica at the end? #patriots
 
Combinatorica is a package
and I don't even know if it's official (or was always official)
 
6:26 PM
Sorry, that's what I meant >_>
 
@NathanMerrill Does RandomChoice fit the bill?
 
It fits the William, but maybe not the Bill.
 
@Roujo no
 
Not sure if this is Mathematica, mind you
It's what I got when I searched
Ah, darn =P
 
oooh, I think its KSubsets
nope, nevermind
 
6:29 PM
Fun fact: I used my friend's mathematica once; he asked me how to something (I forgot what) but it was legit camel case of the problem name. He stared at me in awe: "How do you know so much Mathematica?" I shrugged. "It comes with golfing and guessing." "Uh... I thought you said you programmed recreationally for a pastime?"
 
@NathanMerrill You're looking for a builtin that would return a list of all combinations with replacement possible for a given list?
 
@mbomb007 I haven't played since they changed the API sometime in the initial public beta run.
...but, I might be willing to play again if there's a group of PPCGers.
 
Play what?
Screeps?
 
isn't everybody on the same server on screeps right now?
 
@NathanMerrill Tuples, maybe?
 
6:33 PM
or can you arrange games between certain players?
 
I don't think that is possible... but I heard that they were going open source [citation needed].
 
Nevermind - Tuples are ordered >_>
 
toopel
 
@PhiNotPi they are, but they need funding
 
Is there a name for the >_> guy?
 
6:45 PM
@HelkaHomba right-eyed guy?
 
Suspicious dude.
 
Unicode style: SUSPICIOUS DUDE LOOKING TO THE RIGHT
Or rather, RIGHT-POINTING SUSPICIOUS DUDE
RIGHT-POINTING FACE WITH SUSPICIOUS MOTIVE?
 
@HelkaHomba I like shifty-eye
 
wait, I have both a right and a left eye
does that mean I'm >_<
 
<__>
^ le alien
 
6:49 PM
As in:
17 hours ago, by Set Big O
And no, you can not quote that without the shifty-eyes later @Alex
 
> Set Big O
As in:
> @Doorknob's "STOP CHANGING YOUR NAMES"
 
@GobTies This works well, thanks
 
np
 
in Beep Boop Maggot, 32 secs ago, by Marky Markov
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ you're the one who killed me?
 
6:57 PM
@TIOBegs Try-It-Online Begs ... what?
 
B Stogie
 
Dunno. Just sounded like generic begging to me.
Lots of "please... please, help!" and stuff.
 
please remove the horror that is jelly
help
 
ಠ_ಠ
 
That kinda thing?
 
6:58 PM
I'm getting rate-limited >_>
 
"Oh, the Hexagony! Please, stop!"
9
 
:D
 

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