And then we'll add in the 0th one, "Nobody outgolfs Dennis"

0st

0rd

0ve

0nd

It's looking VERY likely that Adnan will outgolf Dennis on the lipogram question.

YAY

@Mego I was thinking about something like the Chuck Norris/Bruce Schneier/Jon Skeet facts.

(Disclaimer: I'm not actually suggesting we should do this.)

I haven't golfed in a while, so I'll ask: is it cheating to redefine what truthy and falsy mean in your explanation of your answer? Example

@El'endiaStarman whoa 4 bytes

now I know how he got 6k rep in 3 months

yup :P

@Rainbolt Non-empty strings are truthy in Python, wile empty strings are falsy. I suppose Osable behaves like this, but I haven't checked.

It does.

Oh, so that's how you say that language's name

Or Osabie

Well, the pronunciation is due me. :P

Or Usable

I actually just say Base.

Aussi.

Is it usable? I can hardly read it

No

@quartata That was the intended name haha

I'll just call it wasabi since we're all picking names.

@quartata For Jolf?

@Rainbolt Osabie, Wasabi, why all Japanese names

Is Osabie a Japanese name?

Sounds Japanese

Osagie is Nigerian. Osabie I can't find at all.

:p

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Sorry, what are you replying to?

Oh yes haha

I might :P

I recommend CP862

@quartata \o_o

Hebrew.

@Mego I used precisely that to look it up. :P

And yes, it has Hebrew, but also a few Greek letters.

Identical to 437 except the accented chars are replaced with the Hebrew alphabet

Uhhhh... my chatbot is... terrifying.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

she attack green
we are you
you is strong
we are I
he hate he more
we is
them hate we
they are you
you are swift
they love
he are it
them love you
she hate it
you are swift
he love you
I is I
you attack they
it is they
she hate she
we run he
you run he
you are them
we run I
them hate you
she attack I

All the responses ^^

wtf

My very much work in progress bot.

It just took me over an hour to organize my desktop...

more like a work in progress creepypasta

Both of those are hard. :P

@Mego how does Seriously's complex number support work

I might try to self answer one of my challenges

My program worked last night when I finished and didn't work this morning, meaning either my code didn't actually work last night, or that when I woke up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I decided to start programming.

@Mego I mean what chars do you use to make one

@MartinBüttner Case in point: I'm learning animal words and from "Die Spinne frisst die Fliege" I was able to deduce that "Spinne" meant spider because of the connection with "spinneret", which is where the silk comes out of a spider, and accordingly "Fliege" must mean "bug", but "fly" is more likely, and indeed, that was correct. Now, I understand that this example is particularly amenable to such deduction, but still. German makes sense to me.

@quartata Your name is an anagram for Aqua Tart. Are you a super hero breakfast food in disguise?

@Rainbolt shhh

LOL

@Dennis chat profile refresh?

no sense keeping it a secret any longer

@AquaTart Uh...I see no change...

o.O

Much better

I guess I'm the sidekick then :-/

LOL

Get a super start to your day with delicious aqua tarts

Wait what is this thing I am hearing about us and swag?

This is also another pretty funny Google search

Everyone on page 1 and 2 of the all time rep leaderboard get swag when a site graduates usually

I'm on the top of page two \o/

but my parents don't know about this either D:

Dang. All the way down on Page 6.

^

I'm already in the top two pages, but I won't turn down free swag.

i'll probably ask my friend who's parents don't care what they do to give it to me and i'll give his address

Can I just buy it? I'd love a PPCG tee

If I programmed for fun as a child, I think my parents would have been ecstatic.

Instead I played Halo

I did. My dad was ecstatic >_>

@Maltysen I'll take that swag of your hands for a very reasonable price of 1 million rep

@AquaTart swag >> rep

@Mego You can have mine ^_^

That was a serious question by the way. I really want to buy a PPCG tee. Is that possible, or is this reserved for top 2 page users?

nonono you pay me

@Rainbolt You can't buy any swag on any of the sites.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ you don't have any friends who'll hold it for you?

Conflicting answers :(

@Maltysen Uhhh....

I want to buy swag as I have no swag.

maybe.

I could have it delivered to my bro's college

No, they did years ago, but took down the store. They reserve swag for awards and such now.

That's unfortunate.

They actually still owe me a shirt from the developer survey - should hopefully arrive soon

@KevinW. Should arrive in 6 to 8 weeks

@KevinW. They owe me a couple things too, but from two years ago. Hold your breath ;)

@AquaTart using the leaderboard as of this moment?

@AquaTart as of when we get our design

so how long do I have to be in the top 72?

6 to 8 weeks

@AquaTart ಠ_ಠ

this motivated me to get some more rep, brb answering some questions

you're at the top of page 2 i wouldnt worry @Maltysen

45 rep from mortarboard

and did quartata seriously change his name to aqua tart

yup

I have no more votes for the day :(

only 40 rep from mortar here

this is a good challenge

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Wow, you're right!

all of my answers are good

thanks people

and now I'm 40 rep from mortarboard >:D

@AquaTart damn son you are the new Dennis +1 million

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Talking to your self?

Hey, my badge numbers are all squares! 1 gold, 16 silver, 49 bronze.

@RikerW What makes you think htat? :3

@Mego already gave you an upvote, sorry

^ same :P

Mine are all squares except for the gold badges: 2 16 64

My badges are the first three maximum fixed points under iteration of sum of cubes of digits in base n.

[1, 17, 62]

@El'endiaStarman Mine are following the rule (2 × n-1) × (8 × n^2 - 8 × n + 3) / 3

@AquaTart Even better, 2^2^0, 2^2^2, 2^2^3!

mine are real numbers

@El'endiaStarman I like that

@Maltysen have you considered the health benefits of upvoting my new answers

1 upvote = 1 can of downvote repellent

@AquaTart will it make my penis bigger?

@Maltysen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Maltysen if I told you yes would you upvote it

probably

@Maltysen And a Nigerian prince gives you 10 million dallors! [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

@Maltysen then yes

Hahaha

just put social security number and bank account number in chat

then go to notascam.codegolf

@Mego What is going on here

Oh nevermind.

No space.

whom are strong
me attack weak
whom love what
him love what
her am green
her am we less
us are who more
her hate who
us am it more
us am swift
them love who more
them are Conor less
me love it less
me run weak
me hate what more
I attack who more
him hate

o_o

@Mego Is there a built-in for polar to rectangular form or do I need to do it by hand

@AquaTart there is in pyth ;P

There is?

I didn't know Pyth had complex number support.

Pyth has support for everything, including images

Can Pyth support a broken leg?

If you have enough.

What's the char?

complex, or conversion?

OK seriously I swear every single time I finally get around to updating my GMod dedicated server a new version comes out

@Maltysen Conversion

Do we have a challenge to, given two characters, print all characters within that range?

@AquaTart When you change your name, does the change apply by default to other Stack Exchange sites? How can you change it only in PPCG?

@AquaTart nvm, its not there anymore

it used to be

@LuisMendo save to site profile vs save to network profile

^

@Maltysen Thanks. I think I'll change my name for a while (month) then

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ That's three bytes in MATL :-DD

@LuisMendo Show me?

I just changed it here so as to not confuse people on Meta Tavern

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ matl.tryitonline.net/#code=MiQ6&input=J2UnCid0Jw

Wow.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ pyth.herokuapp.com/?code=rzw&input=a%0Ag&debug=0

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ : is "range". By default takes one input. With 2$ it takes two

Ah, I see.

O_O My lipogram question now has ~311 hotness points!

#2 on HNQ has ~154 hotness points.

and one more vote now :-)

Is any non-falsey value okay for matching output?

@El'

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ As long it's not an empty string or 0, it's truthy.

cool

Oh hey, a downvote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

o-o?

Probably one of those "too simple" people :P

yeah :P

@El'endiaStarman Can I use reverse order for the inputs and have them in quotes? I think both are allowed by default, but...

Oh, nevermind about order. Quotes?

@Mego Thanks! 5 bytes then

30 rep away from mortar yikes

And 37 minutes left :p

I know

Hence the nerves

Hahaha

Hmm what can I answer

everyone downvote AquaTart real quick

;P

nueee

Yeah, input format is really flexible for the lipogram challenge. :P

Input format should always be flexible :-)

And suddenly I made it

Mysterious

@LuisMendo Yeah, but for this one it's really flexible. :P

Well anyways @El'endiaStarman only 62 rep away now

mwahahaha

@AquaTart 34 minutes to UTC 00:00. Not gonna mortarboard today. :P

@Mego I actually already mortarboarded before you did that

It's OK.

It needs some more attention anyways

That and Grocery Store Micromanagement

\o/ my question is on the HNQ

@Mego Same for me, except maybe one of my very first questions.

this challenge needs some love:

Of the chat rooms I find a flag... It's here.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I didn't see it.

The lipogram challenge is getting some funny-reading codes: MiI'i -- kikm~ -- {el\ele=!}

Martin's CJam had lel as the first three characters. :P

@El'endiaStarman He did that deliberately: it could have been qel

Even better. :P

@LuisMendo So you noticed the answer but didn't upvote it? ಠ_ಠ

qel : Quod erat lipograndum

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ shush

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I tried to test it... but it didn't work

You have rep to spare

Use firefox.

Awww. That was it

By the way @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ if you don't want to get swag you could always stop gaining rep

>_>

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ You know you really ought to put time into making Jolf work on Chrome.

@El'endiaStarman I don't know why it doesn't work.

Then find out!

ugh

:P

Morning

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ What's the input format? Whole sentence separated with space?

Monking

TIL quartata is a apstry

@LuisMendo Sentence, double newline, character.

Yes I am a breakfast food for superheroes

^

@Mego It used to only use ES5

@Mego I don't use ES6 in Jolf.

Because chrome sux :P

so: quartata = pastry, Adnan = doge, mınxomaτ = duck, Mego = penguin, El'endia = impossible, Alex A. = some kind of bird, Luis Mendo = bounty hunter, zizouz = pokemon and Conor = dragon

martin is himself

Martin is a sock

oh yeah, forgot Martin = Alex A.'s sock

Yep there you go

@somebody Magpie

Alex is a magpie

@somebody Alex is a (wrong) Magpie.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I get an error and no output for input test double newline a

@Mego oic

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Is the first char space or _?

space.

I use _ to make it visually different.

github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot/blob/master/master.js#L1183

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ The error I get is TypeError: Array.from is not a function

Which browser are you using?

//man, I can't believe it worked...room full of nachos for me
var errMsg = 'That didn\'t make much sense.';
if ( guesses && guesses.length ) {
    errMsg += ' Maybe you meant: ' + guesses.join( ', ' );
}
//mmmm....nachos
else {
    errMsg += ' Use the `!!/help` command to learn more.';
}
//wait a minute, these aren't nachos. these are bear cubs.
return errMsg;
//good mama bear...nice mama bear...tasty mama be---

I get no errors on my chrome for jolf.

@Quill wtf

Zirak's SO-ChatBot is full of jokes in the comments

//the function women think is lacking in men
    listen : function ( regex, fun, thisArg ) {

@Quill hahaha

var dictionaries = [
    //what's a squid?
    //what is a squid?
    //what're squids?
    //what are squids?
    //what is an animal?
    //and all those above without a ?
    //explanation in the post-mortem
    /^what(?:'s|'re)?\s(?:(?:is|are)\s)?(?:(?:an|a)\s)?([\w\s\-]+)\??/,

    //define squid
    //define a squid
    //define an animal
    /^define\s(?:(?:an|a)\s)?([\w\s\-]+)/
];

lol

literally beat me by seconds @RikerW

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Firefox 28.0. It's working in Chrome! I probably wasn0t using the right input format. Maybe because you dont' specify in your answer :-P

FGITW

@LuisMendo :P

FRIKERWINTW

will do

0   : [ 'You kiss-ass', 'Most welcome' ],

lol

oh god

2   : [
            "*sigh* Remember laughter? I don't. You ripped it out of me. " +
                'Heartless bastard.' ]

@Mego Nice!

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ For input test\n\n a I get output null. For test\n\n e I get e. Shouldn't it be the other way around? I assume null is falsy and e is truthy?

@LuisMendo Ah, yes, very right.

var game = {
    //the dude is just a template to be filled with parts
    //like a futuristic man. he has no shape. he has no identity. he's just a
    // collection of mindless parts, to be assembled, for the greater good.
    //pah! I mock your pathetic attempts at disowning man of his prowess! YOU
    // SHALL NOT WIN! VIVE LA PENSÉE!!

outgoing : 'Apricots are people too!',
        incoming : [
            'You taste just like raisin.', 'I am a banana!',
            'My spoon is too big!', 'BROOOOOOOOOOOO.'
        ]

I AM RAISIN TOO EMBRACE ME BRUTHER

I'm really tempted to dd all the comments

//TODO why do we have this?

@Quill So you use vim?

Tell everyone why vim is superior to all other editors

They need to understand

@Mego dd is delete line in vim.

Hence his message

haha

@AquaTart yes, I have the vim commands in Atom atm, but I'm transitioning to MacVim

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Working!

@Quill eww atom

;_; heart broken

I know, I know. I'm getting there

I'm still learning Pyth, btw

Of course I get two upvotes two minutes before my mortarboard wears off